bride as a paranoid mermaid

Xia Shenlan got up and frantically put her clothes on, and as soon as she got out of the bathroom, she was reprimanded by Hongwei: "Are you stupid? Do you believe such nonsense as helping to wash your hair? I really don't know how you survived for so many years! "

"You can't say that, Lan also washed my hair before."

Xia Shenlan's lips were still swollen, and the marks on her neck couldn't be covered, and she even had to make an expression of "it's because your thoughts are too dirty", which made Hongwei not know whether to laugh or be angry.

"You have hands and feet, don't you know how to wash yourself?"

"I became a mermaid at the time, and my nails were too long to wash."

"Can you be more sober? Lan controls you to become a mermaid, and you let him wash your hair for you. Do you have a racetrack in your heart?"

Xia Shenlan's heart was so big that Hongwei didn't know what to say.

Xia Shenlan also explained very seriously: "No, the situation was very complicated at the time, anyway, it wasn't because of Lan."

"Fart!" Hongwei hates iron for being weak, he wants to take back what he said earlier, Qiuye and Xia Shenlan are not at all alike, how could his Qiuye be so stupid!

"Do you believe everything he says? Let me tell you, there is only one case where Haizi can become a mermaid, and that is the complicated situation where the mermaid is controlled by a fart."

Xia Shenlan: "...What are you so excited about?"

"If it weren't for the sake of you being Qiuye's grandson, I wouldn't bother to mention you, idiot!"

"Why are you still attacking personally?"

"Is that a personal attack? I'm telling the truth! Let me tell you, you will be pregnant, and maybe you will give birth to a bunch of disabled fish. You'd better think about it before you do it."

Pregnant? !

Xia Shenlan was terrified by the thunder, and when she thought of his big belly, goosebumps came out layer by layer.

"No, can't you?"

"Why not? Do you think the thousands of mermaids came from a flood? If I hadn't been here, maybe you would have become a father tomorrow!"

Lan pushed open the door and came out, "I have a sense of proportion, don't scare him."

If he doesn't come out again, it is estimated that Red Tail will scare his little mermaid so that he will be shaved and become a monk.

"I'm just telling him the truth, don't be sold out and have to help count the money stupidly."

Xia Shenlan: "..."

Although he knew that these words were for his own good, why did they sound so harsh?

"Anyway, I'll be leaving in two days. I'll explain everything to you now. Don't worry about what he told you. You must think it through yourself. Don't just be a father in a daze."

After a pause, Hongwei still said that sentence: "Your grandfather is not here, so I will explain these words to you for him."

When it comes to autumn night, the atmosphere seems to be much quieter. This name is the common emotional sustenance of Hongwei and Xia Shenlan.

Xia Shenlan also turned serious, and said in a serious tone, "I believe Lan won't hurt me, but thank you for telling me this."

Seeing that Xia Shenlan really listened to his words, Hongwei nodded with some satisfaction, "It's not too stupid to listen to what he said."

Xia Shenlan: "..." Forget it, for the sake of what he said tonight, bear it and stop being angry with him.

"It's gone, let's go to bed." Hongwei waved his hand, entered Qiuye's room, and slammed the door back.

As soon as he entered the door, he could see the photo of the autumn night on the table.

"Don't worry, I'll explain everything that needs to be explained for you. Although that person is annoying, he is good to your grandson."

Speaking of this, Hongwei couldn't help but sneered, and commented: "Stupid people have stupid luck."

"That's it, I'll leave in two days, don't leave this annoying."

In the next room, Xia Shenlan was also talking to Lan.

"Did you lie to me? Red Tail told me that the only possibility that I will become a mermaid is because of you."

"Yes, I controlled it." Lan's calm attitude made Xia Shenlan dumbfounded, "I'm afraid that telling the truth will scare you."

"Why don't you just wash your hair? What scares me?" Xia Shenlan's doubts almost overflowed.

Lan looked at Xia Shenlan intently, and said in a gentle and affectionate tone: "Washing your hair is just a superficial meaning. What I really want to say is that I want to fuck/you."

An answer that Xia Shenlan hadn't expected at all, in that plain and austere voice, brought even more intense impact.Xia Shenlan's face turned red, she opened her mouth for a long while, but didn't say a word.

Lan had an innocent expression, "Look, I really scared you."

Was he frightened?He was just caught off guard by the coquettish words!

Xia Shenlan decisively changed the subject: "There is still the matter of pregnancy... I can't really be pregnant, can I?"

"Physiologically, it should be possible."

"But I don't even have the matching organs. Where did I get it?"

"Where it enters, it is born."

Xia Shenlan's back tightened, "Boy, the baby is so big, won't the intestines burst?"

He is so curious, this kind of thing that completely violates the physiological structure, although it is a bit strange to discuss, but he really wants to know!

Seeing Xia Shenlan's terrified and curious expression, Lan flicked his forehead amusedly, "Honey, fish lay eggs."

"Oh, that's okay."

As soon as the words finished, Xia Shenlan froze suddenly, what's okay?He didn't plan to give birth again!Why should he breathe a sigh of relief? !

Xia Shenlan pulled the quilt silently to cover half of her face, "I think this matter still needs to be discussed in the long run, and you are not allowed to seduce/seduce me again in the future!"

"What are you afraid of? I won't really let you conceive, and I have no plans to take children."

Xia Shenlan was still worried: "People make mistakes, horses make mistakes..."

"If you don't believe me, you should also believe in technology."

"What about technology?"

"Current contraceptives are very safe."

"But your ideas are dangerous."

"I like you so I want to fuck/you, what's wrong?"

Xia Shenlan: "..."

He pulled the quilt to the top and completely covered his head, "I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep."

Xia Shenlan believes in technology very much, but he doesn't believe in himself very much. What if a beautiful woman makes a big mistake?

This matter must be considered in the long run!

So when he got up the next day, Hongwei obviously saw Xia Shenlan's serious face, with the words "I see through the world, I have abstinence" written all over her face, and nodded in satisfaction.

exactly!He came here alone for decades, that's the way it should be, how safe it is!

Hongwei stared at Xia Shenlan for two days, and found that Xia Shenlan's attitude had always been firm and showed no sign of softening, so he was relieved a lot. Two days later in the morning, he proposed to leave.

Xia Shenlan originally wanted to send him back to the Endless Sea, but Hongwei refused. He didn't say where he was going, only that he might come back to see Xia Shenlan in the future.

Looking at his back, Xia Shenlan seemed to vaguely see another figure accompanying him, that was his grandfather, who was also Qiu Ye with a red tail.

He suddenly felt sad and asked, "When will you come back?"

"I don't know, just go back when you want to." Hongwei turned his head and was stunned when he saw Xia Shenlan's expression, "Why this expression? Can't bear me?"

Xia Shenlan hesitated for a moment, then truthfully stated what was in her heart: "I can't bear to..."

He really regarded Hongwei as a half-grandfather. In fact, the last time he went back to Endless Sea, even if Hongwei didn't come to look for him, he still planned to meet Hongwei.

Hongwei thought that Xia Shenlan would snort coldly and say that he was thinking about farts, but he didn't expect to get such an emotional answer, he was stunned for a moment, and was also very emotional: "Don't be reluctant, separation is life normal."

Before he left, he wanted to sarcastically say something about Lan deliberately letting him go, but he swallowed it back.

A few days ago, he insisted on staying with the cheek, mainly because Xia Shenlan was too stupid, he was worried about leaving, and his original plan was to leave after explaining everything that should be explained, and the current separation has always been within his plan Inside.

Red Tail jumped into the sea and turned into a red mermaid, like a burning flame, quickly extinguished in the distant sea.

The family has returned to its usual tranquility, but red tails are still everywhere. Xia Shenlan remembers the teachings of red tails, stays awake at all times, and prevents all possible dangers. .

Lan was not in a hurry, he helped with his hands, so shouldn't Xia Shenlan return a gift?

Like boiling a frog in warm water, Xia Shenlan didn't notice that he was walking at Lan's pace at all. Half a month later, except for the last step, he did everything he should and shouldn't do.

At this time, Xia Shenlan was still complacent about his firm will, after all, he used to get dizzy just looking at Lan's face, but now he has survived for half a month and nothing happened!

On this morning half a month later, Xia Shenlan received a door-to-door courier.

Xia Shenlan was in a daze. Does a small place like Xiaoshi Village still have door-to-door delivery?Obviously, he used to have to walk half an hour to pick up the courier at the collection point on the street when he bought something online.

After signing for it, he took the box back to the house.

"What's this?" Lan asked.

"I don't know." Xia Shenlan was also confused, "I don't know who sent it, there is no name."

Anyway, it can't be a bomb/bomb, Xia Shenlan opened the courier with confidence, but she didn't expect that there was a black cat inside.

"Little Xingxing?!" Xia Shenlan recognized the cat he saved with his own hands at a glance, and carefully carried it out.

Little Xingxing resisted a little at first, but after smelling Xia Shenlan's smell, the whole cat immediately collapsed into a piece of cat cake, leaning on Xia Shenlan's hand and meowing.

Xia Shenlan absently stroked the cat, her thoughts had become a mess.

"Little Xingxing was raised by Jiang Chenxing before. Could it be that Jiang Chenxing is still alive?"

"It wasn't necessarily sent by Jiang Chenxing."

Lan took out the things used by the kitten in the delivery box, looked at them carefully, and took them up to her nose to smell them, "It smells like perfume, and it can leave such a strong smell, which means that the smell of cat owners is also Very heavy, do you think it will be Jiang Chenxing?"

"Impossible, Jiang Chenxing is not in good health and can't smell very strong."

"That's what other people helped to send over."

Xia Shenlan laughed, "He really is, he won't let me go even if he dies."

"Did he succeed then?"

"Grandpa and I have never been sorry for him. He chose the road himself. I still remember him, but he can no longer affect my emotions casually like before."

The haze in Lan's eyes dissipated, and she said with a smile: "So good, do you want me to fuck/you?"

"Be yourself."

Xia Shenlan picked up Little Xingxing and ran away, finding out all the cat climbing frames from before, and she was bound to build a perfect home for Little Xingxing.

Little Xingxing, who had been separated for a while, became very clingy to Xia Shenlan, and would secretly jump on the bed at night when she was sleeping. Xia Shenlan felt sorry for him, so she acquiesced in this behavior.

But Lan's dislike for Little Xingxing hasn't diminished in the slightest, and when she sees Little Xingxingpan sleeping next to Xia Shenlan's lap, she kicks her away.

How about saying that Little Xingxing is smart, the first time he was kicked away, he would yell at Lan, but after more times, he learned to act like a baby to Xia Shenlan, and when he was kicked away, he would act like a baby, which made Xia Shenlan's heart soften , and in turn advised Lan not to be so fierce to it.

Lan finally realized what it feels like "I am not the one who is favored", and her face was so ugly that she simply carried the quilt to sleep on the sofa at night.

Xia Shenlan looked at the empty bed, and belatedly realized that Lan was really angry.

Xia Shenlan knows this question!He also slept on the sofa once before, and was carried back to the bedroom by Lan directly.

Xia Shenlan planned to copy the standard answer, ran out and hugged Lan.

Lan Youyou opened her eyes, and she didn't know how to use her strength. Xia Shenlan only felt that Lan in her arms suddenly became heavier. She bent her waist, not only threw Lan back on the sofa, but also fell back on the ground. Lan's chest.

Xia Shenlan wanted to get up, but she didn't want Lan to hold the back of his head, so he couldn't get up no matter how hard he struggled.

Lan's voice mixed with coldness came from above his head, "If you don't want me to touch you, I'll let go."

Xia Shenlan subconsciously stopped struggling, "No, I just don't think this posture is very good, I want to look at your face."

Lan let out a "hmm", but didn't let go of his hand, "What are you doing out here?"

"Hold you back, why did you come to sleep on the sofa?"

"What are you doing carrying me back? Did you and your little Xingxing not sleep well?"

Lana's tone sounded sour.

"He's just a cat, why are you jealous with him?"

"I'm just a fish, why can't I be jealous with cats?"

"Don't worry, I only have you in my heart, you are my eternal love!"

Xia Shenlan thought that when it came to this point, Lan should calm down no matter what she said.

But Lan still held the back of his head, and asked lightly, "How do you prove it?"

Xia Shenlan wanted to kiss Lan, but he was so overwhelmed that he couldn't lift his head, so he could only take the next best thing, pulling off Lan's clothes and kissing his chest.He kissed intermittently for two or three minutes, but Lan never let Xia Shenlan touch his lips.

Don't let it go up, it's always okay to go down, right?

Xia Shenlan's kiss gradually moved down, but it only reached the abdomen, and Lan held him down again, not allowing him to continue.

"Do you love me?" Ran asked.

They never openly talked about this issue, everything seemed to be a matter of course by default, and later Lan would say some likes and loves bluntly, but Xia Shenlan didn't respond directly, he was not used to revealing like this. Bone words are on the lips.

Is it because he never said anything that made Lan start to doubt, so that he asked Lan such a question?

Xia Shenlan took a deep breath and replied clearly: "Love, I love you, really."

Lan seemed to be a little stunned, and the strength in his hands was a little weaker.

Xia Shenlan immediately climbed up the pole and continued to kiss delicately.

Lan's body temperature began to rise, and it seemed that there was steam. Xia Shenlan was a little out of breath, her hands on the sofa began to tremble, and she almost couldn't help but slam her whole body on Lan's body.

But Xia Shenlan survived with her strong willpower, but Lan lifted his chin up, her voice hoarse: "Don't you know how to stop when you feel uncomfortable?"

Xia Shenlan thought that Lan was going to be judged, and his proof failed, so he said stiffly: "Who said I'm uncomfortable, I'm not uncomfortable cough cough cough..."

Before he finished speaking, he coughed violently, the foreign body sensation remaining in his throat made him want to retch.

"Not uncomfortable?" Lan patted Xia Shenlan's hand, "How dare you say it's not uncomfortable if my legs are going to be crushed by you?"

It was only then that Xia Shenlan realized that he had been grabbing Lan's leg just now. When he felt uncomfortable, he naturally exerted a lot of force. It is estimated that Lan had suffered a lot just now.

His face flushed with embarrassment, "Then, then...just do it."

Lan narrowed her eyes slightly, "Do you know what you're talking about?"

Xia Shenlan just continued on her own: "I closed the door when I came out, and Little Xingxing won't come out."

"Don't tease me, I'm not that gentlemanly, no matter what kind of mentality you bring it up, as long as it starts, I won't stop."

Xia Shenlan said in her heart that although he has never eaten pork, he has seen pigs running in the video anyway, why should he stop?No!

"No, I didn't do it out of guilt or anything, I just like you, that's why I did it!"

At this moment, Xia Shenlan didn't realize that other people's objects are people, but his objects are animals.

For the mermaid, the first time is the time to mark the territory.

Lan didn't use the things he had prepared in advance, which made Xia Shenlan cry for her father and mother in pain, but as Lan Yi said before, she would never stop no matter what. The pain he brought was exactly what he gave Xia Shenlan the most. Marks deep into the bone marrow.

Xia Shenlan cried until her voice became hoarse, her whole body seemed to be run over by a car, and it hurt even to move.

It took a long time to recover from the pain of suffocation, Xia Shenlan gritted her teeth: "Fuck... it hurts like hell, are you a mad dog?"

"But you had an orgasm."

Xia Shenlan: "..."

Lan then added: "Twice."

Xia Shenlan blushed, closed her eyes and kicked her legs: "I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep."

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The author has something to say: the last paragraph has been revised 8 times, and a thousand words have been deleted, but after deleting all of them, I feel that something is missing. Anyway, let’s take a look.

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After being in love with Ying Huan for many years, Xin Tang realized a truth through blood and tears: don't fall in love with crazy beauties.

Because one day, even if you know he is crazy, you will still be fascinated, and you will fall into the abyss, and there will be no peace.

When he woke up, Xin Tang lost his memory, and only Ying Huan, who claimed to be his husband, was beside him.

For some reason, he was instinctively afraid of Ying Huan.

Until one day, Xin Tang found a photo album at home, full of his photos, from childhood to adulthood, from home to school - he has been secretly photographed by surveillance.

On the last page, there is a line of flying dragons flying and phoenix dancing: light is used to look up, but he is used to grasp.

Now, he's caught—Ying Huan's joyful and crazy voice came from behind: "Baby, I've got you."

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