bride as a paranoid mermaid

The distance was infinitely shortened, and the lips were almost touching. Xia Shenlan suddenly remembered what the mermaid had said to him - "If you take the initiative, I will not let you go."

His waist and abdomen felt cold, and his mind regained consciousness in an instant. He wiped the mermaid's lips and turned his head.

The best way to break the ambiguity is to be funny!

In the puzzled and impatient expression of the mermaid, Xia Shenlan distanced herself, and put a grateful heart on her waist stupidly.

Probably everyone in their generation has been forced to learn the full set of sign language in "Grateful Heart", and it seems a little funny to look back after they grow up, and it has become a tacit stalk.

But he forgot that mermaids live in the sea, so they can't understand this old trick at all.

The mermaid looked at Xia Shenbi's heart, nodded with a vague understanding, bent down and kissed the back of his hand gently.

Xia Shenlan suddenly withdrew her hand: "!!!"

That's why I thought about the old tricks from so many years ago, mermaids can't see it on the Internet.

It's over, there's a big misunderstanding now!

Xia Shenlan swam to the surface, he had to get out of the water and explain clearly.

After surfacing, Xia Shenlan tried her best to explain clearly at one time, even making gestures and strokes, almost her whole body was working hard: "The comparison between the heart and the chest means liking, and the comparison between the waist means gratitude. I just wanted to thank you Do you understand?"

"En." The mermaid nodded, but the next second, he raised his hand and made a heart on his chest.

It was hard to believe that he really understood.

Xia Shenlan was shocked and wanted to laugh: "Do you really understand?!"

I was shocked because the mermaid was so heart-to-heart, and I wanted to laugh because the mermaid was so heart-to-heart——

Imagine a big beauty with her arms pressed against her chest, her movements are as standard as a flight attendant, cute in her seriousness, playful in her cuteness, and silly in her playfulness.

Who can look at such a picture and remain serious?

The mermaid narrowed her eyes slightly, and grabbed Xia Shenlan by the back of her neck, "What are you laughing at?"

Xia Shenlan tried her best to hold back her laughter: "No, I didn't."

"You have."

The mermaid intensified its strength, and the merman silk under Xia Shenlan's skin resisted and emitted light, which couldn't really make Xia Shenlan feel pain, and the threat was greatly reduced.

But the mermaid's eyes, like a golden swirl, seem to be shining through, but they can't see to the bottom.

Xia Shenlan's back was slightly cold, and she tried her best to hold back her smile, "Because you... are very cute."

"why?"

Xia Shenlan intentionally made a contrived sweet smile, raised her arms, made a heart-to-heart with her mouth facing outwards against her chest, then turned her hand up, and made another kind of heart-to-heart with her mouth facing inwards, her little finger, ring finger, and middle finger scattered in turn. Open, bloom like a flower of the heart.

The movements are so pretentious and complicated that it is really hard to make people feel cute.

He tilted his head, looked at the mermaid through the gap between the heart shapes, and asked, "Isn't it cute?"

It's more torture than cuteness.

But the mermaid looked at Xia Shenlan through the heart-shaped gap, and watched it seriously for a while, until Xia Shenlan felt a little uncomfortable, and even wondered whether his playful cuteness had poked the slender nerves of the mermaid again. When she was about to apologize, the mermaid finally spoke back:

"so cute."

Xia Shenlan's heart was beating wildly at first, but in the next second she felt very indescribable - even this set of movements is cute, is it normal for a mermaid's aesthetics?

"Did God hide the curtain in front of your eyes and forget to lift it?"

"No."

Xia Shenlan: "..." Well, he said something that mermaids can't get.

He didn't bother to explain these rotten stalks, and simply followed the mermaid's words: "It's fine if there is nothing."

After a pause, Xia Shenlan continued: "Is there anything else? If not, I'll go back to the boat."

"What fish do you want?"

"Are you going to catch me?"

"Ah."

The scene of the mermaid hunting flashed through Xia Shenlan's mind, her eyes lit up slightly, "Let's go, let's go together, I'll tell you when we find it."

There are more types of fish in the waters away from the coast, and there will be more rare and expensive deep-sea fish. In addition, the mermaid points to where to hit, and catches every one. For Xia Shenlan, it is like going to heaven.

Xia Shenlan grabbed a handful of seaweed and threaded the caught fish into a string. It didn't seem long before the fish string was longer than a mermaid.

He swam around with strings of tens of thousands of fish, happy like a fool of two hundred catties, but the mermaid thought he was so cute.

The aesthetic distortion under the eyes of the world may sometimes be due to the fact that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

If Xia Shenlan had the beauty of a mermaid, maybe he would have thought of this possibility immediately.

Estimated that there were about two to three hundred catties of fish, Xia Shenlan stopped the mermaid who wanted to go deeper, and decided to go to the county town to sell these fish.

These varieties of fish light are hard for a country hotel to swallow.

The final result was as Xia Shenlan expected, it was sold for more than 2 yuan, covering most of Xiao Xingxing's medical expenses at once.

While waiting for the boss to settle the bill, Xia Shenlan silently calculated in her heart that his birthday is half a month away, if he can fill in all the medical expenses before then, it will be complete.

"Hey, Xia Shenlan, you didn't catch all of these, did you?" An exaggerated female voice suddenly sounded from behind, and the middle-aged woman stood beside Xia Shenlan unconsciously, stretching her neck to look at him mobile phone: "You made a lot of money, right? These are all good things, let my aunt help you take a look, don't be tricked by others."

He went to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. Since the last time his grandfather's funeral was over, his relationship with the villagers had dropped to a freezing point. Usually, when they saw each other, they would always look at each other, and they would not even say hello.

It was suddenly so hot today, probably because he was jealous of the cheap fish he caught.

Most of Xia Shenlan's good mood disappeared at once, and she locked her phone indifferently, "Don't bother you."

"Hey kid, why are you being polite with your aunt, who has watched you grow up, and when you were young, you always pestered your aunt for sweets, why did you become so unfamiliar after going out to study for two years? "

"We don't know each other that well. Didn't you point at my nose last time and scold me for not being a person?"

Before Xia Shenlan brought back his grandfather's body, he invited a funeral procession to send him away with drums and gongs. Many people blocked him at the door to denounce him, and Aunt Long was the leader.

"When you did that, my aunt said something about you out of the feeling of an elder. You said something about you, young, and my aunt said something about you. Why do you still hold grudges?"

"I'm young, and I don't know how to change my face when I say it, so you should not talk to me, Aunt Long."

"Auntie, isn't this also for your own good? Anyway, Auntie watched you grow up, so I can't let you be tricked."

Aunt Long spoke righteously, and without giving Xia Shenlan a chance to speak, she turned her head and shouted at the boss: "Boss, what price did you give for these fish? This kid is my nephew, if you can give me this price It’s not as good as the market price, so I can’t promise to sell it to you.”

"Don't worry, Auntie, I collected all of them at the market price, a total of [-], and I guarantee that no one will deceive you. Your nephew can be a man, so he took the initiative to cut off a fraction and asked me to give you [-]." , in the future, if there are more fish like this, we can send them over, and our hotel will charge them.”

Hearing the price, Aunt Long was very greedy, but she deliberately made a look of loss: "Boss, you are not kind to the price, this black-mouthed dragon fish costs tens of thousands, plus these wild yellow flowers Fish, only [-]?"

Gradually, people gathered around to watch, and Xia Shenlan didn't know what she wanted to do, so she could only try her best to prevent the situation from continuing to develop.

"I grew up here, and I know what fish sells at what price. The boss didn't cheat me. Just take care of your own business."

But those who do business are most afraid of being said to be unkind and cheating children. Even if Xia Shenlan smooths things over, the boss can't easily expose the matter, or how will he do business in the future?

The boss replied in displeasure: "I have divided these fish into different species and weighed them in the same way to calculate the total price. Your nephew has been watching from the side, and now you suddenly say that you are dissatisfied and deliberately rip me off? "

With smug eyes, Aunt Long deliberately raised her voice and shouted: "Why do you speak so badly? You don't let people tell you that the price is unfair. How can you do business like this!"

"This is how I do business. Others respect me a foot, and I respect others. I have a clear conscience. If you don't want to be so unwilling, take the things away and don't sell them to me!"

"Let's go!" Aunt Long was about to move the bucket angrily: "The county is so big, and it's not that your family knows how to collect fish, so you know how to cheat our common people's money. What's the matter?"

Xia Shenlan understood what she was up to. If she really moved away, she might never come back.He stopped Aunt Long: "This is my thing, where do you want to move it?"

Aunt Long held onto the edge of the fish bucket resolutely, "Don't you still believe me? I'm not doing this for your own good. If you don't appreciate it, forget it, and turn your elbows away! Do you only have money in your eyes? Don't you think it's all about money?" Without me as an elder?"

This kind of drama of "white-eyed wolf and well-intentioned elders" has been the favorite gossip of passers-by since ancient times, and her voice is not low, which immediately attracted more passers-by to watch.

Xia Shenlan could predict what Aunt Long would like to play, took a deep breath, and replied with impatience: "I grew up by the sea, and I know what fish sells at what price. The boss gave me The price is fair, don't make trouble anymore."

"I'm making trouble? I'm not afraid that you will be tricked? Your grandfather left early, my aunt doesn't care who cares about you?"

"I'm an adult and I don't need anyone to take care of me."

"If you don't have a family, you are a child here. Your grandfather told me to take good care of you before he died. If I watched you get cheated, wouldn't it make your grandfather die with regret? I can't do such a thing!"

Xia Shenlan's attention was captured by the words "before your grandfather died", and her impatient expression suddenly turned cold, "Before my grandfather died? Did you participate?"

A flash of panic flashed in Aunt Long's eyes, and she raised her voice almost subconsciously: "What's the point of participating or not! Your grandfather has never let me take care of you?"

She looked at the onlookers, and shouted shamelessly: "Hey, everyone, come and judge me. As an elder, I kindly reminded him to pay attention to the price when selling fish. But he said that I am not worthy of managing him. Let me go? I just want to ask, what is the reason for this, is it wrong for me, an elder, to care about him?"