bride as a paranoid mermaid

Xia Shenlan thought she was mentally prepared, but when the mermaid's nails touched his stomach, he was still so frightened that he let out a breath.

The mermaid said slowly: "We will cut a hole in the human stomach, and then put the unformed little mermaid in. Three months later, the little mermaid will grow up, and tearing the human stomach is the first thing they have to experience. Road test."

His voice was slow and deep, like the singing of a sea monster in the sea mist, but the mist was so thick that it lured humans to rush towards it.

Xia Shenlan smiled dryly and moved the mermaid's hand away, "Are you kidding me?"

The mermaid smiled inexplicably: "What do you think?"

"I think you're kidding me."

"as long as you are happy."

Xia Shenlan's dry laugh almost couldn't hold back, this kind of perfunctory answer sounded like "Little idiot｜Fuck, of course I wasn't joking with you, hehe".

Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle, Xia Shenlan continued to ask without fear of death: "Then... how did the unformed little mermaid come about?"

After saying that, Xia Shenlan quietly glanced at the smooth tail of the mermaid.

For so long, he has never seen mermaid reproductive | excretion. It can be said that the mermaid reproductive | organs are as mysterious as the parents he has never met.

The corners of the mermaid's lips curled up slightly, and she held Xia Shenlan's side face with her hands, and her tail swept across his legs as if nothing, and asked in a low voice, "Are you curious?"

"Not curious!" Xia Shenlan shivered and tore the mermaid apart.

Thank goodness for Mermaid, who already has the "are you curious" PTSD.

Xia Shenlan reached out to reach for the net in the mermaid's hand: "Give me the things, I will continue to work."

The group of black snappers were startled, but they didn't run away. They changed places and continued to circle around leisurely.

Xia Shenlan opened the net, and was about to catch it all at once, when she suddenly saw a hole the size of a bowl.

This is also in the sea, otherwise Xia Shenlan would directly lament why there was a big hole in the net.

With Xia Shenlan's ability, she definitely can't tear the fishing net, the only possibility is that the mermaid did it.

All I can say is: The mermaid is as helpful as a spy sent by someone.

When the net was broken, there was nothing to play, Xia Shenlan dragged the net back to the boat helplessly, digesting the Waterloo of "the first time in his life that he went to sea and returned empty-handed" by himself.

The mermaid didn't know where it went, but in the blink of an eye when he found that the fishing net was broken, the mermaid disappeared.

Xia Shenlan sat on the boat, checking the fishing nets while waiting for the mermaid to come back.

Not long after, Xia Shenlan seemed to hear the sound of sea water flowing. It should be that the mermaid had returned, but he was busy packing the net in his hand and didn't look up.

In the next second, something hit the boat, shaking the boat wildly. Without any preparation, Xia Shenlan fell directly into the sea.

I have experienced too many things today, Xia Shenlan can't be bothered about such small things anymore, and just about to float up by herself, the mermaid has already held him by the waist and hugged him up, Xia Shenlan is very smooth his movements.

But he never expected that the purpose of the mermaid was not only to pull him out of the water, but also to pinch his waist and lift him back to the boat.

he!Xia Shenlan!The handsome eight-foot man was actually lifted back to the boat by someone pinching his waist!

Xia Shenlan lay down on the spot, facing the wall to reflect, thinking about her past.

If you refuse from the beginning, there won't be so many things!

After a while, Xia Shenlan collected her mood and looked up to see what the mermaid had just thrown up to shake the boat like this.

Good guy, a blackfin tuna about three meters in length!

Excited heart, shaking hands!

Xia Shenlan lightly touched the tuna and asked, "This is it?"

"For you."

"Fuck! Slot! Thank you, thank you."

It can't be blamed on Xia Shenlan's appearance that she has never seen the world. Blackfin tuna is very rare, and the auction price of this thing in recent years has been several million!

If he can sell this fish, he will be lifted out of poverty and become well-off!

Although he can't sell this thing at all.

Ordinary people can't swallow this kind of thing at all, and capitalists who have some background who can swallow it just want to get whoring from him for free.

But anyway, at least he can achieve blackfin tuna freedom!

"Let's go, go back."

Go back and kill the tuna!

Tuna has high nutritional value and tender meat. It is the top ingredient for sashimi.

Xia Shenlan had never butchered tuna, so she found a video and watched it while doing it. The final result did not surprise him at all, it was as bad as a dismemberment scene.

But as the saying goes, top-level ingredients often only need the simplest cooking method, no matter how good the knife is, the tuna is fresh and tender enough.

Xia Shenlan tasted a piece and was very satisfied.

He proudly cut a large piece of meat and gave it to Little Xingxing, "Eat it, eat it, you should be the first cat in the world to achieve the freedom of blackfin tuna. What is this called? One person gets the Tao, cats and dogs ascend to heaven!" .”

In fact, blackfin tuna freedom sounds very powerful, but Xia Shenlan didn't eat much more than usual if she really wanted to eat it.

About [-] catties of fish, he and Jiang Chenxing didn't eat [-] catties in total, and they all ended up in the stomach of the mermaid.

Xia Shenlan shook her sore arm from slaughtering fish, and for a moment she couldn't tell whether he had lost money or made money.

He was really tired, so he was not in a hurry to clean up the dismemberment scene in the kitchen, but sat in the living room and played with his mobile phone for a while.

After watching the short video for a while, Xia Shenlan didn't see anything interesting, so she put down her phone.

When he looked up and saw Jiang Chenxing took an apple, he subconsciously said, "Want to eat an apple? I'll peel it for you."

"You just got the fish, I'll do it myself."

"No way, I'm not that delicate, and besides, you don't know how to cut."

Most people peel the skin clockwise against the blade with their thumbs, but Jiang Chenxing likes to use his index finger against the blade to peel the skin counterclockwise.

While talking, Xia Shenlan wanted to take what Jiang Chenxing was holding.

Jiang Chenxing, who has always been very obedient, was stimulated by something today, and raised his hand to avoid Xia Shenlan.

Xia Shenlan couldn't react in time, a big gash was stabbed on her index finger, and blood quickly seeped from the wound and fell on the table.

"Yes, sorry..."

Jiang Chenxing's eyes were red with annoyance, and he hurriedly stood up to find a band-aid.

"Don't worry, it's just a small injury."

Xia Shenlan looked at Jiang Chenxing helplessly, glanced over the fish tank inadvertently, and was startled by the mermaid's eyes.

The mermaid hadn't eaten anything, and just stared straight at him, with unpredictable eyes, not knowing whether the rich golden color came from the shadow or from his terrifying emotions.

"Little Brother Xia, your hand."

Jiang Chenxing came out in a hurry, interrupting Xia Shenlan's gaze, and the mermaid also withdrew her penetrating gaze, absent-mindedly ate two pieces of tuna, and retreated into the water a little restlessly.

Jiang Chenxing bandaged Xia Shenlan's wound, and found that he was still looking in the direction of the fish tank, and asked softly, "Little Brother Xia, what are you looking at?"

Xia Shenlan shook her head absently, "It's nothing..."

He didn't want Jiang Chenxing to be bothered by this kind of thing, not to mention, he didn't know what happened.

Jiang Chenxing lowered his eyebrows slightly, "Am I very useless... I can't do anything well, and I can't help you with anything."

"No, don't think too much about it. Injuries are beyond human control. I just thought the mermaid's eyes were a bit strange, so I took a second look."

"Why is it strange?"

"It's a bit creepy. I don't know what's going on. I just sat here and didn't do anything. It should be him... Has a bad appetite?"

At the end of Xia Shenlan's speech, she seemed to think it made sense. Didn't the mermaid not even eat tuna now?Maybe it's because you don't feel well.

The performance of the mermaid in the next few days once again confirmed Xia Shenlan's conjecture. He looked like a human whose appetite had been greatly reduced due to illness, and he spent significantly more time in a daze.

Even when going out to sea, the mermaid didn't do anything, just lay on the bottom of the sea with eyes closed and rested.

Xia Shenlan couldn't stand it anymore, and dragged the mermaid to the surface of the water.

"What's the matter with you these days? Are you absent-minded and don't eat much?"

The mermaid stared at Xia Shenlan, "Do you care about me?"

"Of course."

Xia Shenlan replied, while thinking in her heart, the golden color in the mermaid's eyes is a little stronger than usual, but it's not to the point of being creepy, maybe it's in a bad mood?

"why?"

Xia Shenlan choked on this question, and said an answer that he didn't even believe in: "Because...you are my savior."

The mermaid's nails touched Xia Shenlan's heart, and said slowly: "You owe me one more time."

"Yes."

Xia Shenlan was already immune to the mermaid's nails touching her heart, neck or waist.

If he was a little more vigilant, he should have thought of the meaning of the mermaid's words at this time.

But he didn't think of anything, his eyes were more honest than the sun in the sky.

The mermaid retracted her nails, suddenly got into the water, and swam tens of meters away in the blink of an eye.

Xia Shenlan couldn't catch up with him, so she could only look at his leaving back with a puzzled face.

So what is it all about?

Xia Shenlan felt that he was like an idiot behind a veil, who could vaguely see a corner of the matter, but couldn't see the whole picture clearly.

But they prefer this kind of dumb fans who face each other across the veil.

Can't you think about his feelings?

Xia Shenlan cursed and trawled the net to catch the fish. Not long after, the mermaid came back with a bluefin tuna that was a few times stronger than him.

Bluefin tuna is more expensive than blackfin tuna, and it can be called the noble fighter among tuna.

aha?When did bluefin tuna turn into a Chinese cabbage?If you want to drag one, you can drag one back?

Like last time, the mermaid threw the tuna onto the boat.

Xia Shenlan didn't have time to say "wait". She could only watch helplessly as the boat was turned over and slowly sank into the water.

Bluefin tuna weighs hundreds of kilograms, and his boat really can't bear it!

The author has something to say: Oh my god, I just found out that WeChat groups can be set to display group chat names!

I didn't know before that in group chats, people can only be identified by their avatars, and I have been waiting for WeChat to fix this bug.

As a result, when I was chatting with my classmates tonight, I realized that the display name can be set. I am not the only one who knows this!