bride as a paranoid mermaid

"Come on, don't worry, I'll teach you how to use chopsticks."

Xia Shenlan happily said to the mermaid that long nails are at best a little inconvenient, as long as he teaches them, the mermaid will definitely be able to use them well.

Xia Shenlan took the mermaid's hand and taught him twice, mainly to let him feel how to use force to clamp things.

Feeling that it was almost done, Xia Shenlan let go of the mermaid's hand and said, "Try it yourself."

The mermaid stared at Xia Shenlan silently for a few seconds, then slowly picked up a piece of fish with her chopsticks.

His comprehension has always been very strong, he already knows how to exert force, and also how to hold the chopsticks so that his nails don't get in the way of the chopsticks. Xia Shenlan's ability to pick up fish was not at all beyond Xia Shenlan's expectations.

Xia Shenlan's lips curved slightly: "That's right! That's it, it's very simple, right? Just keep eating, and you'll be fine once you get used to it."

The mermaid held the fish slowly, although the speed did not increase significantly, but the sense of obscurity faded away, and it became obvious that it became fluent and skilled.

He was no longer so cautious, his upper body completely floated out of the water, and when he leaned forward slightly, his long blond hair slipped from his shoulders and almost fell into the plate.

Xia Shenlan's eyes were sharp and her hands quickly brushed his fallen hair.

Because of this movement, the distance between him and the mermaid was suddenly shortened, and the mermaid's ear fins were shining like a crown of jewels when he lowered his head a little.

At this moment, the mermaid suddenly raised its head.

Maybe he was just wondering why Xia Shenlan rushed over and grabbed his hair. For him, even if the hair was stained with blood, it could be solved by swimming in the water.

The faces of one man and one fish were almost pressed together, so close that they could feel the heat of each other's exhalation.

Xia Shenlan paused, and couldn't even remember what he was going to do.

There are often such plots in Korean dramas: the heroine suddenly rushes in, and the face of the hero is almost stuck together. The always arrogant hero suddenly loses his composure, looks at the heroine absently, and his relationship begins to deteriorate.

In the past, Xia Shenlan always complained that this kind of plot was unreliable, and the face she was looking at every day, how could she suddenly become unbearable when she got closer?

As the saying goes, you don't know the pain until the knife falls on you. Until this moment, Xia Shenlan didn't know what it means to break the emotional barrier.

When viewed from a distance, no matter how stunning the face becomes, when the distance suddenly narrows, the stunningness taken away by the distance will come back like a rising tide.

Xia Shenlan couldn't help sighing again, the mermaid is really the darling of the Creator.

Every one of his facial features is unique and exquisite, and when they are combined together, they will not compete with each other. Every trace is just right, just like the perfect formula combined by the most sophisticated computer, without any flaws.

This is something that no one or any creature can give him, and it is a soul-shocking astonishment.

"Brother Xia? Don't you eat?"

Jiang Chenxing's voice came from behind.

Xia Shenlan snapped back to her senses, subconsciously took a few steps back with a guilty conscience of being caught for doing something bad.

Fortunately, the mermaid reacted quickly and caught the plate in time without letting the bass fall to the ground.

"Hehehe," Xia Shenlan laughed dryly, "I'm going to eat, you can eat it yourself, hehehe."

After all, Xia Shenlan hurried away regardless of the mermaid's reaction.

"Little Brother Xia..."

Just as Jiang Chenxing opened his mouth, Xia Shenlan interrupted him: "Let's eat, I'm hungry."

Jiang Chenxing wanted to say something else: "I..."

However, Xia Shenlan interrupted him again: "Eat quickly, take a nap after eating, and the schedule of work and rest can't be messed up."

His mind is in a mess now, and he really doesn't want to deal with it anymore.

Jiang Chenxing lowered his eyes, and the atmosphere became stagnant.

Xia Shenlan knew that he was angry, but she remained silent.

After eating, without waiting for Xia Shenlan's reminder, Jiang Chenxing entered the room by himself.

Thus began the Cold War.

In fact, Xia Shenlan's elm head didn't realize that this was the beginning of the Cold War at first, until he woke up Jiang Chenxing in the afternoon, and Jiang Chenxing got up without saying a word, sitting and watching the rain and the sea but not looking at him. Realize the seriousness of the problem.

"Jiang Chenxing, please talk to me." Xia Shenlan offered an olive branch of love.

Jiang Chenxing was as immobile as a mountain, so he really ignored him at all.

"Jiang Xiaoxing? Uncle Jiang? Are you really going to ignore me?"

Xia Shenlan paused for a moment, and had to resort to his Taiwanese accent: "Don't be angry, I didn't mean it, I was thinking about something at the time, I was afraid that I would lose my temper with you, so I didn't Talking."

People in this world say Taiwanese dialect will only have two consequences, one is distortion, and the other is acting like a baby.

Xia Shenlan's ending sound is naturally milky, and when she speaks Taiwanese accent, her whole body is like a drunken mother, exuding the fragrance of milk from inside to outside.

Although Jiang Chenxing tried very hard to keep serious, the corners of his mouth could not help but turn up slightly.

Xia Shenlan saw the needle, pinched Jiang Chenxing's face and shouted loudly: "I saw you laugh! If you laugh, don't be angry with me!"

"How can you buy and sell like this?"

"I will sell by force, you will buy by force, and if we neutralize it, we will reconcile willingly. That's enough, don't be angry, the mermaid has learned to use chopsticks, and he can eat by himself in the future, and I don't have to guard him anymore. How nice is that?"

Jiang Chenxing reluctantly nodded.

Xia Shenlan smiled happily, "Don't be angry anymore, let's watch a movie later. Find out what you want to see, and I'll make strawberry yogurt."

Xia Shenlan ran into the kitchen and made the yogurt in a few strokes. In order to ease the atmosphere, he put nearly a third of the strawberries and made three cups of pure pink yogurt.

Jiang Chenxing also chose a movie, and it was "Pirates of the Caribbean 4", which movie about mermaids in the Caribbean series.

Because it was shown on a big TV, everyone including mermaids could see the content on the screen.

On the way, Xia Shenlan took a few moments to look at the mermaid, and the mermaid had been following them.

When the plot of the movie is put into the first appearance of the mermaid, that is, the crew sings on the boat to attract the mermaid. The mermaid uses its beauty to seduce the crew to jump into the sea, and opens its mouth at the moment it succeeds, revealing its jagged teeth.

The mermaid tilted her head, her tail was still swaying gently in the water, and she didn't seem to have any special emotions about this scene.

This also indirectly shows from a certain aspect that the mermaid may indeed have the behavior of cannibalism.

For a moment, Xia Shenlan wondered whether he was feeding the mermaid, or whether the mermaid regarded him as a flattering pet.

The plot goes on, a mermaid is caught, and they transport the mermaid to an unknown location in a small fish tank.

At this time, the mermaid was obviously not as comfortable as before, its tail stopped swinging, and the gold in its eyes seemed extraordinarily intense in the dim light, almost turning from light gold to dark gold.

It's definitely not just because of the light, the color of the mermaid's eyes does change with his mood. From the known information, the mermaid seems to get darker when he feels angry and disturbed.

Xia Shenlan silently recorded this strange discovery.

At the end of the movie, the missionary who deceived the mermaid’s tears returned to the lake to rescue the mermaid, but the mermaid only hated the missionary, and lured the missionary to jump into the lake, leading him to swim to the unknown depths. place.

The mermaid turned around in the water, and seemed to be quite satisfied with the ending.

Obviously watching a movie, Xia Shenlan went to watch the reaction of the mermaid watching the movie the whole time, but he did get some discoveries from it, such as the mermaid may eat people, the mermaid's eyes, and the mermaid's revenge.

If someone deceives the mermaid, will he have to go to the end of the movie, which is the same as in the movie?

"No matter how many times I've watched it, I still like this movie the most." Jiang Chenxing finished watching the movie seriously, and gave his movie-watching experience: "I used to like it the most because I thought it was a mermaid that was filmed in a beautiful way." The most beautiful movie. But now, it is because I found that the mermaid in this movie is the closest to the mermaid itself."

Jiang Chenxing couldn't help sighing: "Extremely beautiful but extremely dangerous, full of unknowns, he is the mystery itself full of reverie. How did the crew manage to shoot the mermaid so perfectly?"

Xia Shenlan's face was complicated: "Wake up, mermaids want to eat people."

"Then are you afraid of him?"

"This..." Xia Shenlan recalled the feeling when the mermaid's fangs touched his wrist. The mermaid could pierce his skin with light force, but he controlled the inertia of the attack and did not hurt him at all.

To be honest, after this kind of incident, it was really hard for him to be afraid of mermaids anymore.

"You're still not afraid of him."

Xia Shenlan was speechless, "What's the matter with your regretful tone?"

"This is your most pleasing and most annoying place..."

Jiang Chenxing's voice was very low, amidst the sound of wind and rain, it almost disappeared before he could speak.Xia Shenlan barely heard words like "pleasing" and "hate", and raised her voice and asked, "Jiang Chenxing, what are you talking about? Did you listen to me?"

"I'm listening." As he said this, Jiang Chenxing changed the topic directly: "What's for dinner tonight?"

"What do you want to eat?"

"I also can."

"Then cook the dumplings, we haven't finished the dumplings we made last time."

The last time I made dumplings was half a month ago. After such a long period of time, there was just enough for one meal left.

If the rain doesn't stop tomorrow, we can make some more dumplings.

After dinner, Xia Shenlan took the dishes back to the kitchen to wash them, and dragged a bucket of fish to the stove for disposal.

He planned to take care of the fish that the mermaid was going to eat tomorrow morning, so that he would directly bring a pair of chopsticks to the mermaid tomorrow morning without worrying about covering his eyes.

After dealing with a bucket of fish, it's basically time to sleep.

Xia Shenlan was afraid that the cat would fall asleep cold, and wanted to put it on the bed to sleep, but the cat would jump away as soon as he let go.

After going back and forth several times, Xia Shenlan also understood that the black cat was still angry with him.

"One or two, they have such a big temper..."

Xia Shenlan was exhausted, she confronted the black cat for a while, and then went to bed by herself.

Forget it, ignore him!