There is no love in the group

Wujo Wu, the head of the Wujo family of the three major conjurer families, was born with the ability to have six eyes, and raised the standard of the magic spirit with his own power. He is the most well-deserved strongest conjurer.

The strong will have some strange self-esteem, not to mention that Gojo Satoru is a freak among the strong, and he was aroused to be competitive by 49's move on the spot.

Although 49 Zero One does not hold this mentality.

Gojo Satoru: Very good, you have successfully caught my attention.

Gojo Satoru looked up at the gloomy sky, then followed 49's pace indifferently, swinging slowly behind him.

No foreign object could approach Gojo Satoru at this time, and an extremely fine vacuum was formed around his body, which was controlled at a distance of about five millimeters.

So no passers-by were amazed by this scene.

Almost provocatively, Gojo Satoru said loudly: "Oh boy, your clothes are all wet, it really doesn't matter? Do you want big brother to buy you an umbrella~"

Behind the ear piercing is the magic sound, although the sound is nice, but the final ending is repeated seven times and eight times, and 49 can hear the meaning of "you are very weak~".

Just these words can't make 49's mood fluctuate, although those with a more violent temper can already get their blood on their brains.

If it was this kind of violent person, would he use SCP-1143 immediately?

49 Zero One braved the rain and walked forward under everyone's surprised eyes, while calculating this possibility in his heart.

SCP-1143 is a pair of aviator glasses, known as 'real men never look back at explosions/explosions', the specific effect after being worn can be seen from the name.

It is very suitable for the distance between 49 Zero One and Gojo Satoru, one in front and one behind.

Wujo Wutiao stood up, first looked around strangely, and followed his instinct to come to 49 Zero One's side without finding anything wrong, and walked side by side with him.

This childish ghost even expanded the scope of the infinite spell, allowing the rain that splashed everywhere to fall on 49 Zero One without a hitch.

49 Zero One blinked, and the rain dripped down his cheeks: "You made my partner no chance to play."

After all, 1143 can only act on the things behind it.

"Are you going to ask your friends for help if you're being bullied?" Although the words were referring to humans, Gojo Satoru still glanced at the camel messenger bag.Although the bag looks peaceful now, the negative aura it showed before is enough for any conjurer to be vigilant.

It's like... varying degrees of powerful curses mixed together.

I'm afraid it's even stronger than the legendary King of the Curse, the Two-Faced Su Nuo, right?Well, although he has never seen the two-faced Su Nuo.

"You just said you went to the bathroom?"

49 Zero One stopped, and in front of them was a clean public toilet.

Gojo Wu couldn't figure out what he was going to do, so he just put his hands in his pockets and sneered at him: "Well, what's the matter, do you want big brother to accompany you when you go to the toilet?"

49 Zero One changed the question and asked, "Are you very strong?"

Of course, among the existing conjurers, who is better than Gojo Satoru who has "six eyes".

Gojo Satoru's indifferent expression already explained everything, 49 Zero One observed carefully for a while, and felt relieved.

His partners have been moldy for a long time, not to mention being restricted everywhere in the foundation, and they are also locked in specific containment measures. Every day, they face either empty or narrow rooms, or a bunch of D-class personnel who are rushing forward. .

When 49 Zero brought them out, he had promised to take them out for a ride on a regular basis.

Well, after all, looking for the 'plague' that my father said is only one of the main reasons for experience, and another reason is to find a suitable place to live, and if possible, I can settle down immediately.

Since Gojo Satoru tried to touch his hair with his unwashed hands, he should be prepared to be violently beaten by anyone.

"984." 49 said three numbers under Gojo Satoru's puzzled gaze, and went into the toilet, telling Gojo Satoru: "Please be sure to wash your hands within 9 minutes, sloppy big brother."

"Huh?" Gojo Satoru, who didn't know why, also followed in. Originally, he just wanted to be a cat staring at the crotch. He had to stare at this kid with eyes in the sky until he cried out in embarrassment. Who knew that the other party glanced at the lamp above his head, He backed out again.

"Well."

At this time, Gojo Satoru could still easily shrug his shoulders.

In the next second, a shadow fell over his head without warning, Gojo Satoru raised his head, and met the eyes of the creature with red eyes and a smack at the corner of its mouth.

"...etc?"

……

"have fun."

Well, this sentence is for 984.

SCP-984 - Public restroom.

In fact, except for some specific SCPs that require it, most SCPs are safe.They don't have any interest in the human species. It's just that human beings insist on challenging the nerves of SCPs and spread their wings on the verge of violating the rules. This has caused piles of people to die at the hands of SCPs.

And then these people would be yelling 'This is too dangerous! ', while raising the item level, it is really ironic.

In this regard, 49's evaluation is——

eventful.

Since they knew that doing so would be dangerous, and they knew exactly what to do to be safe and sound, why not simply put up a notice board with a few simple requirements written on it to avoid the loss of innocent people?

Like 984, you can place a sign of "Three No's" at the door.

Do not use when the lamp is broken.

Do not lock the compartment.

Do not go to the toilet alone.

If you follow the rules, you can enjoy a toilet comparable to a five-star hotel.

Both humans and SCPs will be happy.

However, although the idea of ​​49 seems reasonable, most people still disagree.

In fact, there are still many uncertainties.

"Oh, that's very satisfying."

A finger that had been amputated from the root suddenly drilled out of the backpack, and the nail cap was even painted with beautiful fluorescent powder. The finger said to 49 Zero One.

No doubt, this is also a cute SCP.

"You know, if you don't take action to punish this stupid human being, some guys in the backpack can't wait, and really want to block his mouth with mouth soap."

Mouth smelly soap, after touching any place in the mouth, the swear words spoken will be 'silenced'.

Although Gojo Satoru didn't utter any bad words from beginning to end, Finger believed that the bar of soap didn't mind making stupid humans unable to pronounce a single syllable.

49 Zero One stretched out a finger and flicked back 1789, who was poking out of the backpack with all his strength: "There are a lot of human beings here, so don't come out for now."

"Ha, then what kind of heart was eaten by a dog! [Beep——] I am talking for you, oh [beep]! [Beep] Soap, can you stop using your [beep] ability on me?"

Of course, after being strengthened by one of the SCPs, the mouth-smelling soap can now use swear words to silence the sound without touching the mouth.

The 9 minutes passed quickly, and this time is nothing to the SCPs who are bored every day.

Gojo Satoru opened the toilet door in a trance, and the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose were tilted to one side.

49 Zero One looked down, and saw a small cut on the fingertips of the strongest conjurer. He also saw the dripping water on Gojo Satoru's hands, and shrank suddenly when he touched the cold wind outside.

Didn't this person say that he is the strongest?Why was he still injured?

In his cognition, the strongest should have an invulnerable physical fitness.

At this time, Gojo Satoru was affected by the SCP's ability, and only thought that the wound on his hand was scratched by the zipper of his pants when he unbuttoned his pants, rather than being accidentally injured by a huge, ugly, stinking rabid mammal washing its head while washing its hands .

However, there was still a little psychological shadow left in Gojo Satoru's consciousness.

To talk about why Wujo Wu's infinite spell was not activated.

It was so sudden, Gojo Satoru didn't feel any approaching breath, and when he reacted, his hand had already been scratched, and he firmly believed that he was urinating, after all, who would open the water when he released the water? With ability!

Are you perverted?

Although a few years later, Gojo Satoru was using unlimited spells all the time, just to prevent those weird abilities of SCP.Although it is still useless, let's not mention this for now.

49 Zero One: "Is it clean?"

"Ah? Ah, it's clean, haha ​​I feel like I've washed my hands for a long time." Touching his head, Gojo Gojo laughed like a fool, and let out a 'hiss' after putting down his hand.

Of course, after all, SCP-984-01, um, is the mammal that washes its hands according to the Gojo Satoru. Gojo Satoru's hands were swollen.

SCP-984-01 is working hard.

When Wujo Wu recovered his sanity, there was already nothing in front of him, and the cold rain was still patting his face.

The white-haired strongest conjurer silently activated the unlimited spell, and took out his mobile phone.

Find the next strongest one, 49 Zero One thought.

The strongest conjurer cannot be his 'teacher'.

According to the existing cognition, 49 still firmly believes that the one who can become a teacher and educate people must be the "strongest" one, so he summoned Gojo Satoru.

He doesn't have much to learn, just human emotions, and the 'teacher' doesn't need to teach him anything, 49 Zero just needs to have physical contact with the teacher from time to time.

After all, SCP-049-01's physique is also special. He will passively absorb the surrounding environment and emotions, and use this to evolve himself again. All the activation conditions are just 'contact'.

On the first day, I was shivering from the cold wind, and on the second day, I was able to wear a thin coat like a normal person. This is the evolutionary achievement of 49 in one night.

He's just an abnormal SCP.

The author has something to say:

small theater--

5t5 crackled and edited the text message: [Half an hour, no, within 9 minutes I want all the information about this person! ! ! 】

Popular science——

SCP-984-Public Restroom

There are only three situations that make public restrooms uncommon—

No one is in the public area of ​​SCP-984.

Only one of SCP-984's compartments is to be occupied by a single individual, and the compartment door must be closed and locked.

At least one light within SCP-984 is non-functional or has been turned off.

If the above conditions are met, when someone walks out of the cubicle, SCP-984-01 will appear, and will disappear after 9 minutes, and 984-01 cannot leave the bathroom. 984-01 is a late-stage rabies, aggressive giant mammal, and it is not surprising that anything will appear.

Victims, if they survive, attribute their wounds to other, more mundane events other than 984-01.

SCP-1789 - Angry Fingers

Human fingers, about one meter long, cut off from the root, have intelligence and can communicate with people through telepathy.An arrogant and conceited character can be seen in the communication, making actions through unknown means but being unable to move, and will violently tremble immediately when emotionally aroused.A golden liquid will flow out, which is a powerful hallucinogen without any side effects.

In this article, it is one of the cute existences.

make a speech——

Damn it, let me think about what kind of scourge can make 5t5 suffer the greatest psychological shadow.