There is no love in the group

Gojo Satoru had no choice but to pay on the spot, so he watched 49 count in front of him, and put the money back into his magical backpack.

Gojo Satoru: ... small money fan.

"Let's say it first, I'm the patriarch who wants to support a large group of people." 49 Zero One put on a serious face, Gojo Satoru almost believed his nonsense.

"Let me take a look at that camera."

Gojo Satoru looked over and over with the camera in his hand, but he didn't see anything. Just like the lighter before, no one knew if it was an abnormal item before the explosion/explosion.

49 Zero One gave Gojo Wu a popular science on how to use the Desire Camera. To sum it up, you can see what the person being photographed most wants to do in his mind at that moment.

Desire camera, simple and easy to understand.

"No wonder there was something like that in the photo of the proprietress just now, this camera..." Without warning, Gojo Satoru, who was fiddling with the camera, pointed the lens at 49, and took a picture with a 'click', white The photo paper was slowly spit out from under the camera.

Gojo Satoru: Sudden Excitement.jpg

Gojo Satoru pinched the photo and waved his arm out of the afterimage. He must let the content in the photo appear quickly. He felt that it was almost done, so he moved forward to take a look.

49 Zero One in the photo is still in the same posture as when the photo was taken, his face, clothing, and demeanor have not changed, except that he is holding a black and red camera in his hand.

Gojo Satoru tilted his head.

49 Zero One looked at it and it was clear: "This is 978's desire."

As he spoke, he took the desire camera and held her in his arms like in the photo.

"Can it still be like this?" Gojo Satoru regretted for a moment, thinking that he could see something indescribable: "By the way, these lighters, cameras, etc., all have their own consciousness?"

Talking fingers, a tiger that can turn into a cat, it's not surprising that the whirlwind has consciousness, but it's too unscientific for lighters and cameras to have their own thoughts?

"Yes, most of them will have a unique perception of the outside world."

Gojo Satoru nodded, half understanding.

He is not very good at mysterious things.

Walking to the foot of the mountain as usual, Gojo Satoru asked 49 if he wanted to go back to the high school with him, but 49 refused.

I've been doing quests with Gojo Satoru for long enough, wait, does this count as doing quests?It feels like nothing is done.

49 Zero One touched the outermost wad of money.

Forget it, there is nothing wrong with taking money.

49 Zero One and the two parted at an intersection, Gojo Satoru waved the snack bag: "Woooo Zero One, I will miss you!"

"Ah."

"I'll find you after I finish the task~"

"It's not necessary."

So Gojo Satoru, who was once again disliked, was depressed.

……

"This is the money you earn in a day?" In the chief's office, Mori Ogai's hand holding the money trembled slightly.

Good guy, he makes more money in one day than he does in a month. What is he working so hard for? !

Alice in a lolita dress appeared from the side, glanced at Mori Ogai in distaste, and tiptoed towards 49.

Since Alice has a different ability, no matter how you touch her, she won't be infected with the other person's personality. The most important thing is that there are no bacteria on her body, so 49 Zero One didn't refuse to hold her and walk around in place.

Osamu Dazai vomited beside him, Alice's body froze, and the word # appeared on her forehead, but she didn't dare to refute.

Because Mori Ogai thinks that the people below have no brains, only Dazai Osamu can use it after thinking about it, so Dazai Osamu will work in the port company in the future.

The Mori Ogai who thought Osamu Dazai was a double-edged sword a month ago has disappeared. Mori Ogai wearing a red scarf is different from the past. Compared with 49, Ogai Dazai and everything are trivial!

Playing tricks?It's okay, there's zero one.Want to experience the true meaning of life again?It's okay, there's zero one.What?Dazai skipped work again?It doesn't matter, our Zero One can help you!

49 Zero One has been labeled omnipotent here in Mori Ogai.

Mori Ogai, who is equivalent to Alice's real body, is in a concave position on the leader's desk, and Alice has buried her face in 49's arms, so she can't see Osamu Dazai's staring gaze.

49 Zero One doesn't like to stay in a boring place for too long, so he goes out to hang out after saying hello.

……

Zhong Yuanzhong is also a hardworking bee. He was allowed to enter the first and second floors yesterday, so he didn't have to lie on the third floor to tidy up the room this morning. He obviously remembered Mr. Butler's instructions, so he went downstairs slowly, trying not to let himself The sound of footsteps disturbed the group of creatures below.

The closest to the handrail staircase is the kitchen, and Nakahara decided to start here first.

Although he doesn't know what his red energy is, it doesn't prevent Nakahara Chuya from using him to reduce the burden of cleaning.

As soon as he entered the kitchen door, Zhong Yuanzhong was keenly aware of something.

The kitchen...someone!

He deduced that the man was visibly tense, as his huge panting had echoed through the kitchen.

No, is there such a cowardly thief?Zhong Yuanzhong also thought, after all, compared with the slippery man a few nights ago, this is really nothing.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked around the facilities in the kitchen for a week. If possible, he didn't want to destroy anything here.He took his steps lightly, and his eyes were precisely aimed at the cabinet in front of him——

That person is hiding there.

Zhongyuan Zhong also opened the door in awe-inspiring manner!

Nakahara Chuya closed the door in cardiac arrest!

He, what did he just see? !

Nude body!slender!The whole body is a reddish brown metamorphosis!

Zhong Yuanzhong also covered his excited little heart, the supernatural power flashed twice around his body, and went out like a flashlight with insufficient power.

Wait, in this case, should I call the police first, or ask the people inside to put on their clothes first? !

In short, he is here to keep an eye on the people inside, and he will not let people run away. First, call Zero One to be sure. After all, he really can't think of anyone who is so perverted that he will strip naked and sneak into other people's kitchen cupboards The one inside, the one inside might be another one of Zero One's friends.

And Zero One’s house is so easy to get in QAq

The phone was connected, and Nakahara Chuya's voice was serious instantly, and he described the matter in a tone of "I put a timer XX in front of me, should I cut the blue line first or the red line first" over again.

However, 49 on the opposite side didn't listen at all. He was buying meat at the butcher shop, and he was going to take it back to the housekeeper for cooking at night. On July 21, there is an 'um' sound first.

There was no suspicious silence in the Central Plains. Hearing the other party's voice, he became quiet and waited for 49's instructions.

Even if he was talking on a mobile phone, 49 could still hear the clear panting sound, and he understood what happened.

Did 303 leave the room and go to the kitchen to find coffee creamer?

He signaled Zhongyuan Zhongye to turn on the handset and get close to some 303 cabinets.

303?Zhongyuan Zhong was also puzzled, but he finished the instructions first. The next second, he heard 49 Zero One's steady and wonderful voice from the other side of the phone:

"303, don't be shy, this is our new partner."

Strictly speaking, it's only half, but now in order to appease 303's emotions, I can only say this.

But who knew that Zhongyuan Zhong also reacted very differently to this sentence. He immediately felt an extraordinary sense of belonging to this room and all the biological furniture in the room.

It was as if his soul, which had been wandering outside, had suddenly settled down, as if his soul, which was so different from others, had finally found a place willing to accept him at this time.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that even if he stood in the cold wind at this time, he would not feel his bones frozen.

Then in the next second, he was smashed into the snow pit outside by something fast.

Nakahara Chuya: ..! ?

"Hiss...what's the matter?!" Zhong Yuanzhong was also shivering from the cold, his face still aching, he first picked up the red...

"tomato?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked up, and there was a little girl in red clothes next to the door making strange noises, not knowing whether she was crying or laughing. Obviously, she opened the door at the right time.

The little girl in red saw Zhong Yuanzhong's blue pupils that were too compelling and sharp, waved her hand, and slowly retreated into the darkness. The scenery behind the gate changed to the original appearance of the house in an instant.

The phone that also fell into the snow made a sound: "Tomato? 504, is there anything funny about what I said?"

SCP-504-Fatal Strike Tomato will react to jokes and act like attacks. Although Tomato just wants to express his excitement, Tomato can't control himself.

Just like Zhongyuan Zhong just now, he was shot innocently, because Tomato was just expressing how excited he was when he heard the voice of 49.

Although Tomato has a vague understanding, obviously this does not make him clearly know that 49 is only on the other side of the phone, not on the other side of the phone.

Tomato: 0.o I thought 01 was back.

Zhongyuan Zhong also touched his dizzy head and stood up.

Well, Zhong Yuanzhong already knew that he couldn't be moved extra in this room.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked into the open door, where a slender figure with a reddish-brown body had already come out.

Sure enough, it was not a human being, but another strange existence in this room, that creature called 303 by Zero One, the huge mouth with sharp teeth occupied most of its head.

Zhong Yuanzhong only had time to see his head clearly, and the 303 creature disappeared.

"Zero One, can you introduce the friends in the room next time..." Let me prepare a bit... Nakahara Chuya picked up the phone and found that the call had been hung up long ago.

Putting the phone away properly, 49 looked back at the man in black cassock and asked:

"You have been following me, what's the matter?"

The author has something to say:

small theater--

▉█▉█: I think my life will be in danger sooner or later when I live here... By the way, why is my name blacked out?

01: Don't worry, this is a common method in our foundation. Many people die in our foundation every day, so it will be much more convenient if all death reports are '█'.

▉█▉█: What's convenient? !Isn't this lazy! !

XXXX, XX, XX, DEATH REPORT FORM——

▉ (█ almost occupied a dozen sheets of paper), a total of ███ people died.

▉█▉█ made a sound of [DATA EXPUNGED]: What's the point of this? !

Popular science——

SCP-303-The Man Behind the Door

It continued to pant, loud enough to be heard from the other side of the strongest door. SCP-303 will inexplicably select any door, hatch, or other entry barrier, and emerge behind it, on the opposite side from the witness. SCP-303 will then remain behind the door for an indeterminate amount of time.All who attempt to open the door or barrier experience intense, paralyzing fear.

SCP-303 does not allow itself to have direct visual contact with any observers, nor has it allowed any observers to witness more than 10% of its form.When doors or other entry barriers are partially or completely transparent, SCP-303 will manifest 10% or less, or will produce fog on doors and frost on transparent surfaces to achieve the same effect.If SCP-303 is approached in a direction where no solid objects or doors interrupt the line of sight, it will disappear before being directly contacted by the line of sight.

[SCP-303 from SCPWiki, AJAlkaline]

SCP-504 - Fatal Strike Tomato

When attempting to tell/play a bad joke within human hearing range of SCP-504's tomato, the tomato will immediately accelerate to at least 160 miles per hour and head straight for the source of the sound.Only mature tomatoes that were picked from their vines and had less than 10% rot or chemical infestation per tomato showed such effects.

The speed of SCP-504's tomatoes appears to depend on how funny the jokes are (see experiment log).Relevant variables included the use of crude jokes, humor-to-length ratios, and puns.Language doesn't seem to make a difference.

Seems like the degree to which it can "taste" the jokes might point to intelligence, hope I'm wrong. —Dr. Blast

[SCP-504 from SCPWiki, BlastYoBoots]

Some achievements made by Tomato:

1. 264 miles per hour - subject loses consciousness.

2. Tomato accelerates to [REDACTED], breaks the sound barrier - subject dies.

3. 145 mph - Tester injured, 2 teeth knocked out.

4. The tomato "jiggles", but does not move from its original position.

5. 152 mph - Tester cracked teeth and jaw.