There is no love in the group

Osamu Dazai was very wrong, because he didn't see the scene where Mori Ogai and 49 came to power. He was lying on the bed in his apartment with a high fever and spitting.

"Damn it, I'm not at the scene, I want to watch it too! And didn't Zero One record the screen for me?"

"Not recorded."

Osamu Dazai suddenly began to sob loudly.

If you want to talk about why 49 is in Osamu Dazai’s room today, it’s because Mori Ogai, as the newly appointed leader, still needs to hand over many things in person. The first few days must be the busiest time, the clinic It's closed over there.

Mori Ogai lost several strands of hair, so much so that he began to think about whether to go to 49 for hair transplant protection.

On Osamu Dazai's side, Mori Ogai called Zero One to take care of him. He was already 38 degrees Celsius.

"Ling Yi, your medical skills are so good, why can't you even cure a small cold? You are so hot."

"But I can turn you into forty degrees."

So Osamu Dazai stopped talking and buried himself in the quilt.

If Zero One hadn't appeared, I'm afraid Mori Ogai would assassinate the former leader as planned in a few months, and let him be the witness, right?

Dazai thought so.

I can't tell whether it is better to let Osamu Dazai go through a series of things to hate the world even more, or it is better to still have unnecessary expectations for the world after seeing the essence of the world clearly.

After all, 49 didn't say anything smug to him, he was just getting along with his partners very normally, but Osamu Dazai just happened to watch this process, or maybe he personally participated in it.

Ever since meeting each other for the first time, Osamu Dazai had a faint feeling that this rotten world still has some wonderful colors.

Every night, he falls asleep holding what kind of surprise 49 will bring him.

But can this man really pull him out of the quagmire?

Osamu Dazai covered himself for more than ten minutes. It was quiet outside. He quietly poked his head out, and as expected, there was no figure of 49 and one beside the bed.

Osamu Dazai curled his lips, what, Mr. Mori asked you to take care of him, is that how you take care of him!

He suddenly wanted to get out of bed to do something. As soon as he landed, he saw a red medicine on the table with a note beside it.

He leaned forward and read it: "'Lending you my partner.'..?"

Osamu Dazai's face suddenly glowed, and he said "Oh~".

49 Zero One didn't know that his patient was the leader of Mafia until a few days ago, and he was quite famous. Anyway, there is no need to care about this now, after all, he has no salary anyway.

Mori Ogai became the leader, and 49 still owes Mori Ogai money.So even if he is still a doctor there, he will not get paid.

Gee.

Have to find a job again.

"Are you worried about finding a job?" The loss of the phone's voice could not stop Gojo Satoru's wavy voice from the other end: "Conjurers are very profitable, do you want Zero One to be my partner? Let's go together~ so Look at me~"

"It's invincible."

To be honest, 49 didn't think too much about it, but when he thought that Gojo Satoru was wearing high-end uniforms and everyday casual clothes, his heart moved a million points.

Damn it, as expected, what my father said was right, not everything in the world can be satisfactory, and now he came out to practice and realized that money is essential!

The former 49 would never have imagined that one day he would be so troubled by things outside of him.

Finally gave in.

"I'll try first."

Gojo Satoru gave a thumbs up over there: "It's not too late, let's go together this afternoon? I just have a business trip here, and it can be done in about a day. I'll go buy a souvenir by the way, and I will send the location to you."

"By the way, Zero One, don't let that person know where we went."

To your disappointment, 'that person' has heard you.

49 Zero One flicked the delicate bug on the cuff and stuck it to a passing stray cat.

But that person is still lying on the hospital bed.

087, who was guarding the house, opened the door for 49. An orange, sticky object entangled 49 in the shape of an octopus. Reach in and tickle.

49 Zero One's nose was immediately filled with the smell of the infirmary after being disinfected.

"999, don't make trouble." 49 Zero One played with his little friend for a while, then grabbed him and put him on the ground.

This slime-like creature especially likes to play tickle games with others, but 49 is not ticklish, maybe at first, but then evolved.

I don't know why 999 is so fun.

When Zero One entered the room at 49, Mr. Butler had already rang his own bell and appeared in the corner, far away from the Itchy Monster: "Mr. Zero One, is it okay to just give the panacea to that person?"

That's right, Mr. Butler came out to teach again, and he couldn't tell what kind of eyes he looked at, but he looked at 49 Zero One with a look that would make the person being watched feel guilty.

SCP-500-the panacea, SCP-999-the itchy monster.

Anyway, you can know the specific ability just by looking at the name.

There was a sudden sound of trampling outside, 49 turned around and found that it was the child from yesterday who flew down from the sky.

He saw 49's gaze, his fierce face turned red, he stood up straight at a loss, and didn't know what to say.

"You still here?"

Hearing this sentence, the other party's small body suddenly shook unbearably.

"Look at the house, are you satisfied?"

Because there is a fence on the third floor, you can see the situation downstairs, and you were ordered not to go to other floors, so Zhongyuan Zhong could only use his unknown ability to help clean the third floor, and he was almost missed on the way. The various strange creatures I saw frightened my soul.

The ability glowing red has already touched their various parts several times.

Fortunately, Zhong Yuanzhong also pulled out the memory of last night from his unclear mind. Last night, he did see these creatures beside 49, so he didn't attack rashly.

Congratulations to Nakahara Chuya, he successfully escaped.

The placement of the furniture in the house has not changed, but the floor is much cleaner and you can see the reflection.

Mr. Butler immediately glanced at Chuya Zhongyuan with loving eyes, thinking that a child can be taught.

Since the poor little Zhongya Zhongya lost his memory, he had never seen these strange things before, and at most he was taken aback, and he didn't think it was strange that these existences appeared at home.

But his vague common sense is still there!The tiger that appeared in the back couldn't be a house pet, could it? !

Is it so fierce!Are you ready to raise tigers at home? !

The cat landed lightly from the sofa, saw Zhong Yuan Zhongye's terrified eyes, swept its tail, and jumped at the person by the door with its mouth open.

Chuya Nakahara's ability conditioned reflex appeared, and the cat stopped in midair.

49 Zero One began to look squarely at Chuya Nakahara for the first time, the human being whom he had always treated as a patient...?

It doesn't seem to be human either.

Immediately, 49 positioned Zhongyuan Zhong in the ranks of half of the SCPs, just like that Su Nuo.

Mr. Butler understood: "If you say Mr. Dazai and those who have strange abilities, you can only say that they are humans with weapons, but if it is Mr. Zhongyuan, they are weapons in themselves. It is worthy of Mr. Zero One. You've noticed the inconsistency."

49 Zero One didn't say anything, but Mr. Housekeeper already praised him.

It's a good thing that 49 Zero One is not someone who will be proud to go to heaven when he is boasted.

"Central Plains?"

Chuya Zhongya stood straight and straight: "I am Chuya Zhongyuan!"

Why amnesia can also selectively remember his own name? 49 Zero One wanted to dissect it, but he held back.

"It's too long, I'll call you C2 from now on."

前面的C是Chuuya的C，后面的2是49零一想到了对方连1+1=2都能想好久的2.

Because Wujo Wujo's appointment time is only an hour later, so 49 just got home and took a shower and was about to go out. Mr. Butler also said to Zhongyuan Zhong who was standing there awkwardly: "Great, Mr. C2, the first floor You can now visit the second floor and the second floor casually, but please note that it can only be viewed from a distance.”

"Don't worry, I've told them to be good."

Nakahara Chuya, who was so solemnly instructed and lost his real name, has been repeating question marks for the past two days:?

……

There is a lush and continuous mountain in the coastal area of ​​this country, and there is a famous hot spring street at the foot of the mountain. It is rumored that there are hot springs that can rejuvenate the old and cure all diseases.

Their destination today was there, and it was hard not to make people wonder whether Gojo Satoru had chosen that place specifically. The hot springs were the main thing, and the mantra was secondary.

Because of 49's insistence, they didn't take a ride on the way here, and they walked the whole way. If they came with someone with poor physical strength or lazy cancer, they would probably go crazy the first time they heard about this decision.

There were trees on both sides, and soft soil under his feet. Gojo Satoru was bored walking, so he easily grabbed two leaves from the branches and inserted them into 49's hair as ears. In order to make his actions successful, he was careful. Control yourself not to touch the other person's hair, in case 49 explodes.

49 Zero walked without looking sideways, and when Gojo Satoru took out his camera to take pictures, he asked Xiao Xuanfeng to insert leaves into Gojo Satoru's hair, turning into a hedgehog.

Then Gojo Satoru turned on the selfie mode with great interest, his toothy smile took up more than half of it, and the figure of 49 behind him only took up a small one.

Gojo Satoru quickly chased after him: "Ling Yi, look~"

Because 49 Zero One's ability is "visual dislocation", his focus is also very different: "My leaf is inserted into your nostril."

Gojo Satoru took a closer look, and sure enough, because of the dislocation between the far and the near, the leaves on the top of the opponent's head in the photo just happened to be below his own nostrils.

This can't be done, he wants to maintain a handsome image!

Gojo Satoru's fingers snapped, and he clicked on Meitu XX.

Zero One looked at someone whose nose was up to the sky after the P, and decided not to speak.

Pass through the red torii, cross a small bridge, and you will arrive at the hot spring street.

What caught their eyes was the sky covered by an ominous atmosphere.

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Popular science——

SCP-500 - Panacea

Red pills in a small plastic jar, one pill is effective in curing all diseases within two hours after oral administration, depending on the type and severity of the subject's illness.Despite extensive experimentation, all attempts to synthesize the tablet's active ingredient failed.

[SCP-2 from SCPWiki, far500]

SCP-999-The Tickle

Huge, irregular, viscous orange-yellow translucent viscous object, with a naughty disposition similar to a dog, can make sharp giggling and cooing sounds, depending on the contact object, the body of SCP-999 The table will emit a pleasant smell.The smells recorded were chocolate, laundry detergent, bacon, rose and Play-Doh.

Touching the surface of SCP-999 produces an immediate sense of euphoria, which intensifies upon contact with SCP-999, and persists long after separation from the subject.The target's favorite behavior is tickling fights, usually by wrapping the person from the neck down and tickling them until they beg for mercy (although it often ignores this plea).

Has a certain intelligence and will block bullets for others.

[SCP-999 from SCPWiki, ProfSnider]

make a speech——

There are only a few dozen pills of panacea, and they are gone when they are used up.