Self-cultivation of male support

At this time, Shi Yan still didn't know that he was harmed innocently and was carried home by Wang An and Liu Quan.

An old doctor invited from the capital touched his beard to check Shi Yan's pulse. Shi Yan lay dead on the bed, his stomach twitched from time to time, and he vomited habitually, but of course he couldn't vomit anything.

The old doctor made a diagnosis for a long time, and told the tense Wang An very straightforwardly: "It's okay, I haven't had any water or rice for a few days, I haven't had a good rest, and I'm using my brain too much, consuming my essence.

Drink some white rice porridge, sleep for two days, and relax. "

Unexpectedly, when Shi Yan heard eating, he couldn't hold back, turned over and lay down on the bed, and began to vomit: "Ugh, stop talking, go out, let me be quiet for a while, ugh..."

Wang An and Wang An were naturally worried, but Shi Yan strongly demanded, and he looked so uncomfortable, they naturally couldn't force him to eat.

So Shi Yan drank two bowls of water with salt, and lay directly on the bed for two days.

Two days later, I got up with weak hands and feet and went to the kitchen to find something to eat. This is the end.

As a result, when Shi Yan had just eaten, he saw Yang Shi who had rushed back from the capital with a worried expression on his face, hesitant to speak.

Shi Yan was puzzled: "If you have something to say, you might as well speak up!"

Yang Shi stretched out her hand to pinch Wang An's ear resentfully, and gritted her teeth, "Uncle, it's this idiot who hurt you!"

Shi Yan's eyelids twitched, always feeling that something bad happened without his knowledge.

Mrs. Yang has a blunt temper. As soon as she started talking, she clarified what happened: "Uncle, it has been spread all over the capital. Even if my family stays in the weaving bureau all day and does not go out, people have heard about you. Will try the latrine thing!

After inquiring carefully, the slave family knew that it was this idiot who was outspoken and ruined your reputation! "

Yang stomped anxiously: "Well, what should I do? This incident is known to everyone in the capital. When my family came back, I deliberately took a long way around. The storyteller in the teahouse even made it up as a joke. Tell the story to the tea drinkers!"

Shi Yan: "..."

Shi Yan stopped drinking water, and looked at Wang An with a gloomy expression.

Wang An covered his mouth and buried his head in silence, knowing that he had done something wrong.

Shi Yan's eyes were dizzy with anger, and he knew that there must be those nobles in the capital behind this matter, otherwise it would be impossible to attack menacingly, and there would be no chance for people to turn the tables.

This is revenge.

Naked revenge.

Shi Yan couldn't say it, but now everyone listened to it as a joke, and didn't care about the truth of the matter at all.

Just like the brainwashing bag of later generations, everyone understands the logical loopholes in it, but the fact that Min Anbo will try to get rid of the latrine has become a meme, a meme known to all.

If you come out to refute the rumors yourself, everyone will only say: You are such a fool!We know the truth is not the case!But don't you think it's fun?

No, of course it's not fun for Min'an Bo Shiyan!

But Shi Yan's anger lasted only for a moment, and in a blink of an eye, thinking of his excellent performance in the examination, he was no longer angry.

He squinted his eyes and glanced at Wang An, who was about to bury his head in his crotch, and said coldly: "This time, I will punish you for cleaning the hut in Liangyue Zhuangzi! Do you have any objections?"

Wang An shook his head again and again: "No! Boss, I will never talk nonsense again! I really know I was wrong!"

When Wang An sent the old doctor back to the capital the day before yesterday, he heard people discussing this matter on the streets of the capital. Wang An was caught off guard.

The matter of Min'an Bo falling into the latrine, driven by people with good intentions, has become a carnival for everyone in the capital in recent days. However, in the simple and honest Zhuangzi, everyone only knows that their uncle will try to get a bad name, but he has suffered a great crime up.

A handful of vegetables from this house, two eggs from that house, and some people came to visit with two large steamed buns of three-in-one noodles. Shi Yan was always unable to refuse the kindness of these people.

So someone moved his deck chair under the tree, and he lay on it lazily, with an unknown book covering his face, and his whole body lay there as if he had no bones.

When the people who came to visit saw his uncle's appearance, they immediately put their hearts back in their stomachs.

When I went back, I persuaded the people in the same village who wanted to visit the sick: "Hey, it's all rumors, my uncle is fine! Just like usual, lying in the yard to bask in the sun! That posture, don't mention how comfortable it is! I saw it I want to lie on the ground and sleep on the spot!

Let's not listen to the fact that the wind is the rain, disturb uncle's cleanliness!I don't know where it started, but it must be said that the uncle was carried back by Steward Wang and Steward Liu, and it would be impossible for people to see it!

Pooh!Rotten heart!Even uncle's rumors are fabricated! "

So the people who came to visit the patients disappeared within half an afternoon after the group of people left.

At this moment in the imperial palace, what His Majesty was reading in his hand was the top three list and examination papers jointly sent by the Imperial Academy and the Ministry of Rites.

The emperor who read hundreds of examination papers had a headache

, the emperor couldn't help rubbing his brows: "There is no lack of talent on paper, but I don't know how to do it! I see that the one who really combines practice and theory is Min Anbo's exam paper. The words are simple, It is a rare and good article worth savoring carefully, but..."

What the emperor didn't say was that if Min'an Bo got another Hui Yuan, there might be troubles below.

Seeing this, the eunuch beside him stepped forward to give the emperor a massage, thought for a while and whispered softly: "Your Majesty, do you know what is the most lively thing outside the palace these two days?"

The emperor closed his eyes, reluctantly becoming interested: "Tell me?"

The eunuch told the rumors outside the palace that Min Anbo would try to fall into the latrine.

Of course, the emperor would not take it as a joke like the ignorant people, and laughed it off, and said without emotion: "They are dissatisfied with the crystal matter."

Immediately, His Majesty seemed to have remembered something interesting: "Go back and ask the Imperial Dining Room to make more delicious food and send it to Min Anbo.

Let’s just say that I heard that Min’anbo suffered a lot in the test, so I specially asked the imperial dining room to make good things for him to nourish his body.

Remember to tell Min Amber to finish eating and not to waste it. "

He also told the eunuch: "Remember to observe Min'anbo's expression at that time. If there is no expression, you must emphasize that this is a special reward for Min'anbo's hard work."

The eunuch didn't know why, so he responded with a smile, turned around and went to the imperial dining room to deliver the decree.

The emperor remembered that when he mentioned the word "county examination" while eating in Shi Yan, Shi Yan would spit out the sky and the sky was dark.

Looking at the hundreds of exam papers in his hand, he put Shi Yan's one on top without hesitation.

So Min'an Bo Shiyan received the guard who announced the good news in the examination, and the guard just congratulated loudly: "Li Shiyan, a person from Lijia Village, Jingyuan County, Ming'an Prefecture, high school Qingyuan 14th year of the examination meeting! Congratulations! Congratulations to Min'an Bo !"

The eunuch who was concerned about Min Anbo's physical condition followed closely after the decree was delivered in the palace to deliver the imperial meal.

After the decree was announced, the eunuch passing the decree observed Min Anbo's face calmly, and saw that this man suddenly covered his mouth as if he had been stimulated by something, turned around and ran, halfway through, he couldn't hold back, Bending down and supporting his knees to face the ground and retching, his face was pale and his whole body was weak, which made those who saw it sad and those who heard it shed tears.

Wang An hurried to pat Shi Yan on the back.

Liu Quan smiled and confessed to everyone: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my uncle even got a bad name in the township examination, but

I have suffered a great crime!

Now I can't hear the words of the provincial examination and the general examination. As long as I hear it, the big guys will see it, and it's like this!I'm really sorry everyone!

I have neglected everyone, please come inside!Today is my uncle's big day!I have some beer wine at home, please come and have a drink at home! "

The timing Liu Quan chose to clarify was very good, at least everyone at the scene believed his words.

Although Shi Yan himself didn't care about this matter, Liu Quan and Wang An were still very concerned about it. They both felt very guilty, and both felt that if they were not not cautious enough that day, Shi Yan would not have been killed by everyone in the capital. Laugh at it as a joke.

There must be many people who are not convinced that Min'anbo has become Huiyuan, because in the past year, Min'anbo has become very famous, and people thousands of miles away have heard of his deeds-a little scholar, because he grew up Potatoes were knighted.

But almost no one remembers that Shi Yan was still Jieyuan in the township examination.

No one knows that in the past year, he has not only presented crystal prescriptions, corn seeds, cotton planting manuals, corn planting manuals, alfalfa planting manuals, hundreds of methods to identify whether plants can be eaten by humans, how to try A manual for growing new plants.

Handbook of the practical use of cotton in daily life, research on the importance of alfalfa to cattle, sheep and horses, etc.

I am still writing: sheep breeding manual, duck breeding manual.

And these things have been adopted and promoted by the imperial court.

Everything he does is a major event that will benefit the present and benefit the future, which is enough to write a special book in the history books.

Those who were dissatisfied with the results of this examination had not made it public, and the emperor asked people to copy the top [-] articles of the examination into a book, which was widely circulated among scholars.

Anyone with long eyes can see Shi Yanhui's articles, unique insights, combining theory with practice, and every argument is well-founded and convincing.At the first reading of the article, I only felt simple and capable, but after reading it carefully, it is a masterpiece that can be handed down for generations!

A storm dissipated invisible.

Sitting high on the dragon chair, His Majesty snorted coldly: "Is it because I don't show enough importance to Min'anbo? These people are rushing to provoke Min'anbo, do they have any dissatisfaction with me?"

Surrounded by silence.

As for Shi Yan, who was lying at home basking in the sun, he watched the two Tie Hanhan counting the amount of money his family received after Shi Yan won the prize this time.

Shi Yan swayed his feet, and asked softly: "It is said that suffering is a blessing, do you know how much I have benefited from the damage to my reputation this time, the boss?"

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An Hanhan smiled, pointed to the gift book in his hand, and showed his big white teeth: "The nearby villagers were very angry when they heard that you were wronged by those people in the capital. Success! This is really a big advantage! Isn't this the benefit of being bright?"

Liu Quan was so busy that he didn't raise his head, and occasionally took the time to answer Shi Yan: "Many folks asked me to help them with a message after hearing that you were wronged, so don't be sad, and the nobles from the capital will come to buy things later. , they will definitely increase the price, charge you three coppers more, and take revenge for you!"

Shi Yan clicked his tongue, sighed, covered his face with the book in boredom, and continued to lie down, losing interest in talking to the two of them.