Self-cultivation of male support

Wang An and Wang An's idea failed to come true all winter, because Shi Yan asked them to cook and farm honestly, and he himself finally started studying to prepare for the rural examination in March next year.

Shi Yan held the book and said to Xiao Jia: "It's rare for an emperor to be so casual. The key is that that person's kung fu has reached the peak, and he is short of soaring in place. No one can beat him, and he is afraid of being beaten by him. Naturally, as long as he can't Points, what he said is what."

Xiaojia was curious: "Team leader, isn't the March township exam not good?"

Shi Yan said unhappily: "For southern candidates, of course, the temperature is suitable and the mood is pleasant! But I am a northern candidate now. The weather in March is cold and cold, so hard!"

Liu Quan knows this very well: "It is said that the founder of the country, his ancestral home is in a state capital in the hottest summer in the south. When he was young, he saw too many elders in his family take part in the provincial examination in July and August, and finally passed out due to the heat. The scene of carrying it out.

Soon after becoming emperor, he ordered that the time of the provincial examination be changed to the end of March. "

Shi Yan sighed helplessly, and asked Wang An and the two to help him prepare the clothes for the town try-on during this period of time, and they must keep warm.

Xiao Jia exposed him mercilessly: "Leader, don't pretend, you are stronger than a cow now, and you won't be afraid of the cold in single clothes in winter!"

Shi Yan raised his eyebrows: "But now I am a frail scholar with a poor physical foundation."

Shi Yan, a weak scholar, was finally sent to the Gongyuan respectfully by two younger brothers in March of the second year. He stayed there for nine days, and he was stinky when he came out.

Wang An was very strong, so he discussed with Liu Quan that he would carry Shi Yan back.

In the end, he saw his boss coming out of the Gongyuan swaggeringly from a distance, with steady steps and a light figure. Apart from his ugly face, he didn't look like a candidate who had been tortured for nine days in the provincial examination.

Compared with the candidates who fainted as soon as they came out, and the doctor ran to rescue them, the boss of his family seemed more relaxed.

But what is strange is that the gate of the Gongyuan is crowded with people, and the boss seems to have a protective cover around him, and there is no living thing within five feet.

Shi Yan quickly walked up to the two of them, Liu Quan wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Shi Yan: "Come on, let's go home and take a shower while it's still early, it's too bad luck, I was assigned a stinky number, and it made me sick My nose hurts, my eyes are blurry, I can’t eat and I can’t sleep, and for the first three days I can’t move my stomach and convulse and feel nauseous.”

It was only then that the two of them realized that Shi Yan really stinks, the kind that lingers all over the place.

Wang An covered his nose and breathed through his mouth, and couldn't help vomiting

After a while, he said in a muffled voice: "Boss, did you fall into the latrine?"

Shi Yan walked out listlessly as if under a strong mental attack. Wherever he passed, everyone retreated, clutching their noses, wishing to die on the spot.

Shi Yan said unhappily: "It's worse than falling into a latrine, I feel that every breath of air I inhale is stinky! Stop nagging, go home and take a shower!"

Wang An and the villagers borrowed an ox cart to pick up Shi Yan.Along the way, Wang An was urged by Shi Yan to drive the ox cart like a horse-drawn cart, and when he got home, a cow was so tired that the three of them stuck out its tongue.

After entering the gate of the courtyard, Liu Quan went to put the bath water for Shi Yan, Wang An said angrily, "If Uncle Six knows that we have spoiled his cattle like this, next time I call him Grandpa, he won't lend it to me again." .”

Of course Shi Yan knew that this was not good, but wasn't there something he could do?

He is a man who is not afraid of being shot on the battlefield, but for things like stinky names, no one knows, even a tough guy has to bow down.

Shi Yan took this bath and changed the water three times. After washing for more than an hour, the skin on his body became wrinkled, and he finally felt that the lingering smell from the tip of his nose was gone.

As soon as he put on his clothes and went out, he saw Liu Quan took him to change his clothes and was about to wash them. Shi Yan pinched his nose and said, "No, no, just throw it away! Vomit! Take it away! Vomit! Come on! Don't go there I put it in front of my eyes!"

Shi Yan didn't know whether he could smell that smell, anyway, the moment he saw that dress, he recalled the nine days in the Gongyuan, and he couldn't help but start to vomit.

Liu Quan was taken aback, and hurriedly threw the dress far away, Shi Yan's face turned pale as if he had suffered a serious illness.

"Why don't you ask a doctor to take a look? Boss, you look weaker than Aunt Wang's little girl now." Liu Quan suggested.

Shi Yan waved his hand: "I'm going to rest for a while, don't bother me if I'm fine!"

Shi Yan slept for two days, Liu Quan and the two were worried, so they invited the old doctor from the village to check Shi Yan's pulse, and the old doctor smiled and said: "It's okay, just fell asleep."

At this time, in the yamen of Fucheng, the home of Wei Ziheng, the magistrate of the prefecture, welcomed a distinguished guest from the capital. Wei Ziheng followed him personally.

Of course, at the same time of trepidation and trepidation, I couldn't help but feel boundless passion in my heart.

Master Zhizhou, who was dressed in a blue student shirt, said to the handsome man in his thirties, "Master, Taohua Village is in front of you, and Li Xiucai lives in the fifth house from the head of the village.

The one with a jujube tree in the yard is the one. "

The master in indigo looked around curiously, put away the folding fan in his hand: "Lead the way ahead, master, I saw Li Shiyan's article early this morning, and I thought this is a student with a lot of money, a beautiful pen, and can grow potatoes. Can't wait to see in person if he turns out to be what I thought he would be."

Zhizhou tentatively said: "To be praised by you personally, Li Shiyan is worthy of the name Xie Yuanlang, and the lower officials ordered him to be Xie Yuan for this township examination, which can be regarded as living up to your expectations of him, sir."

Seeing that the master didn't object, Zhizhou knew that this morning's decision was right.

When the group knocked on the door of Shi Yan's courtyard, they didn't expect that the man who came out to open the door was a tall, muscular man with less than an inch of stubble on his head, and a fierce-looking man.

The guard behind him was taken aback, and Zhizhou hurriedly said, "Little monk, why are you dressed like this?"

Wang An recognized the person who came from Zhizhou, and smiled: "The food at home is so delicious, I'm going to be vulgar!"

Zhizhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "The official and the elders came out to play, passing by here, come and see!"

Wang An welcomed a few people into the door: "My house just happened to be having dinner, so come in and have a taste together! My elder brother's cooking is delicious recently!"

The person known as the master could tell that the big man in front of him just looked fierce, and he was still a naive young man with a really simple and honest temper.

After welcoming people in, Wang An yelled towards the kitchen: "Brother, Brother, there are guests at home! Come out!"

During the speaking interval, several people in Zhizhou were led towards the kitchen by Wang An.

Liu Quan, who came out, said angrily, "Why did you lead the guest to the kitchen? Are you still polite?"

Wang An chuckled: "When someone else comes, I can't bear to lead him to the kitchen while we're eating. This is Mr. Zhizhou..."

When Shi Yan came out before finishing a bowl of porridge, he just heard what Wang An said, and he bowed his hands to Zhizhou helplessly: "The little brother in the family is shameless and offended the adults, please forgive me!"

Zhizhou didn't say anything, but the master behind him suddenly said: "I heard from your younger brother that your food is very delicious, you want to treat us to dinner!"

Zhizhou introduced to Shi Yan: "This is the elder in my family, you can just call him master."

Seeing this, Shi Yan knew that the identity of the visitor was not simple.

The master pointed to the kitchen behind him with interest and said, "Why do you eat at this hour?"

While talking, he walked into the kitchen with great interest.

A group of people have no choice but to follow this master

Go in.

Shi Yan replied by the master's side: "After the provincial examination, I was not feeling well. I came back and slept for two days. The work and rest of the past few days are a bit upside down, and I can't adjust."

As soon as they entered the room, they were attracted by the strong aroma of the kitchen.

When Shi Yan asked the two to sit down, they never took their eyes off the food on the table.

Come on, this is really for dinner, there is no other purpose.

Put away the dishes and bowls on the table: "You two are hungry now, let my elder brother cook a few side dishes. There is a lot of steamed rice at noon at home. Let's eat rice with side dishes!"

Zhizhou nodded quickly: "That's so embarrassing."

The master smiled and said, "Brother Li, please."

Shi Yan: "No problem."

Shi Yan's kitchen is very large, with a partition in the middle and a small door connecting the two sides.

A dining table is placed on one side for several people to eat at ordinary times.

On the other side is the stove, chopping board and water tank, where cooking is usually done.

When Shi Yan gave an order, Wang An and Liu Quan next door quickly moved into action. There was a sound of "stabbing" vegetables being put into the pot, followed by a strong fragrance. Not only did the two people in the house not Resisting the slight movement of the throat, even the nose of the guard who stayed outside also twitched.

Zhizhou had no choice but to take the initiative to find topics to divert his attention: "Li Xiucai, I was at the door just now. I heard from your little brother that he has returned to vulgarity?"

Shi Yan nodded very honestly: "In the first place, the two of you didn't really want to become monks. Ever since I asked the villagers to help me make an iron pot a few years ago, and my elder brother started to study cooking, the two of them kept eating and eating every day, and they completely gave up the idea of ​​becoming a monk."

At this time, there was a sour, sweet and strong smell coming from the kitchen. Zhizhou couldn't hold back, and uttered what was in his heart: "If the food I eat every day is so delicious, I want to become a monk because of my brain disease."

Shi Yan: "..."

After Zhizhou finished speaking, he realized that he had made a slip of the tongue. He carefully observed the expression of the master beside him, and felt relieved when he saw that the master was not annoyed.

"I just heard that you took part in this township examination. How do you feel?" The master next to Zhizhou asked Shi Yan suddenly.

Shi Yan didn't even think about it: "If the stinky horn in the examination room can be moved to the battlefield, I believe few enemies can endure that smell for a long time!"

After Shi Yan finished speaking, his face paled, his throat moved slightly, and he thought of the scene in the Gongyuan again, and he wanted to vomit physically.

His change was so obvious that it was hard for the two of them not to notice it.

The master couldn't believe it: "Is it so serious?"

Shi Yan got up, waved at the two of them, went out of the house, vomited a few times physiologically, took a few deep breaths of fresh air, felt much better, and then returned to the house to answer the master's question.

"The next person who grew up in the countryside, what kind of hard work has not been done? But the stinky name of the Gongyuan is really the worst I have ever seen in my life!"

After speaking, I couldn't hold back and ran outside to take a deep breath of fresh air.

Master Zhizhou and his master were left to look at each other.

Zhizhou Wuwu smiled wryly: "I was lucky back then. I never encountered a bad name during the imperial examination. I don't know."