Self-cultivation of male support

Xiaojia was stunned by Shi Yan's operation: "According to the big data analysis, a woman with Chu Yue's character is smart and hard-hearted, so she won't be bribed by you."

Shi Yan was dressed in Tsing Yi, walking on the street, habitually wanted to take out the fan of "Destiny and Love" and fan it, thinking that he was too angry yesterday and directly threw the fan away, and rubbed his fingers uncomfortably.

He said to Xiao Jia: "Chu Yue is also a human being, she has hatred in her heart, she can't do it without desire, it's too ugly to say that she is a bribe, it's better to say that I just do what she likes, of course, on the other hand, I'm really Appreciate her.

Being able to survive in that situation, persist in reading, and not give up hope is worthy of appreciation. "

Xiao Jia understood Shi Yan's plan after watching it for more than half a year, and she was so impressed that she wanted to blow rainbow farts to Shi Yan crazily, but she hadn't scolded Shi Yan for a long time.

Speaking of Shi Yan's fan, it's already considered a bad street. At the end of last year, because Zhang Mingcai and others couldn't show off their great achievements, they kept it in their hearts for too long, and they became a little psychotic.

Shi Yan was worried that if they continued like this, they would be beaten to death with sacks when they went out, so they each gave a fan written by him, which finally satisfied the few people who had been coveting his fan for a long time and had the capital to show off.

In winter, a few people wore thick leather jackets, held folding fans, and lined up in a row. The act of fanning the wind on the street made many unknown passers-by think that they had brain problems.

However, under the leadership of a few people, folding fans have indeed become a new trend in the capital. Now it has long been out of fashion among dandies to draw pictures of beauties, erotic palaces, or peach blossoms on fans. Those are outdated ways of playing.

The latest trend is that there is nothing superfluous on the fan, only a word that accurately describes the heart of the dandy himself.

For example, Shi Yan's "The Destiny is Merry", and according to Zhang Mingcai's request, Shi Yan endured the toothache and closed his eyes to write to Zhang Mingcai "The Richest World".

If it weren't for the fact that "wealth can rival the country", [-]% of the soldiers and horses would be thrown into prison without saying a word, Zhang Ming would not settle for the second best and choose such a modest statement as "wealth is the best in the world".

In short, when you go to the streets now, you can see men everywhere with a fan, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, no matter whether it is severe cold or hot summer.

On everyone's fans, the words "talented and talented" and "yushu facing the wind" are all trivial meanings.

There are even those who tear up their faces with their families and directly write "give me

Dad finds a concubine in Room No.30, and promises that he will be strong and fierce, seven times a night, and he will give birth to No.20 eight younger brothers for me! "

The point is that this passage is too long, so this person simply wrote on two fans separately, and then took one for himself and the other for the servant, and the two walked side by side on the street, buying things without paying, attracting everyone's attention After struggling, he opened the fan and openly found a concubine for his father on the street.

This kind of bullshit is not counted, and now there are smart merchants who have discovered that these dudes have their own traffic, and give money to invite these dudes to walk on the street with their custom-made fans.

The fan was opened, and there was something simple and crude written on it, "XX restaurant will open tomorrow, with a [-]% discount for the entire site, welcome to patronize!"

"New rice from xx grain line will arrive tomorrow, good rice in Jiangnan, you deserve it!"

Shi Yan walked all the way, and even found that the brothel Chu Guan also started to catch up with this popular trend, giving a fan with the name of their brothel printed on it to the guests who came in, hoping that the guests would give them some publicity among their friends.

When I entered the Cuiyun Tower, I was stuffed by someone. When I opened it, I found a sense of design. The picture is very vague. It is two plum branches intertwined with each other. If you look closely, the shape of the two plum branches is like a human figure. A man and a woman, very freehand, people imagination.

On the top, there are five big characters "produced by Cuiyun Tower" written in thick ink and color, which is hard to ignore.

What's more amazing is that Cuiyun Tower actually made a series of such ingenious erotic pictures. For example, this plum branch style has a total of twelve sets, each of which is different. When guests spend a certain amount of money here, they will be given away. On the one hand, if there are people who are addicted to collecting, wouldn't it be the hookers who come to spend money every day?

What's more, those who can come here will have inexplicable comparisons in private. Once this vanity kicks in, the money in the wallet will rush to Cuiyun Tower, and there is no way to stop it.

The hanger-on went upstairs, no different from all the prostitutes and customers in the building. No one knew about this brothel. It was bought by Shi Yan last winter, and the people inside changed it silently. The second son of the dandy in the Rong'anbo mansion.

The reason was that Shi Yan really couldn't stand the interest of Zhang Mingcai and the others, and every time he came to Cuiyun Tower to discuss something, he had to be guarded secretly, which was really troublesome.

Simply let this place completely follow his surname, which fundamentally solved the problem.

This time he took the initiative to call Zhang Mingcai and the others over. These people were in the limelight last winter. frightened

Been afraid for a while.

But Zhang Mingcai and the others obviously didn't know what Shi Yan was thinking, seeing Shi Yan coming, they seized the time to complain to Shi Yan: "Brother Chu, go back and ask that expert, can you think of other ways to make our brother show off? This fan has been scattered all over the street, it's so annoying!

Now everyone has the same style as us, how can we reflect the uniqueness of our small group?This is not going to work. To be a dandy, you have to maintain the particularity of a dandy. How can you assimilate other groups of people?

In this way, when we go to the streets in the future, who else can recognize us at a glance as the playboys they despise and dare not mess with? "

"Yeah, as long as I think that our dandy group will lose its unique impression in the hearts of the people in the capital, my heart hurts badly! What is this? This is forgetting one's ancestors!"

"I can't bear it, absolutely can't bear it! We have to change! We must maintain our uniqueness, we must walk in the forefront of all imitators, and we must always be one step ahead of others!"

If it wasn't for the fact that what they said was wrong, Jinxiu would have been moved to tears by the spirit of this group of dandies, and wanted to present a prize for the most innovative spirit to them.

Shi Yan waved his hand and said: "These are small things, and you can change them easily. Now I have a big matter here that I need to discuss with you."

Zhang Mingcai asked curiously, "Didn't we have a lot of fun digging for silver recently? Is there something wrong?"

Shi Yan made a very troubled look and asked, "Don't you all find out what's wrong?"

Zhang Mingcai was scratched by what Shi Yan said: "What's wrong? I think it's very good now!"

Shi Yan had a very sad expression on his face: "So, we have had people dig so much money, but do we spend too much money on weekdays?"

Zhang Mingcai shook his head: "No, firstly, we have limited places to spend money, and we don't know where to spend too much money. Secondly, Brother Chu, do you think we want to make a fortune silently? I dare not use this money recklessly. Letting money make money outside has never been in my hands!"

"Then you said, we bought people to dig for money, bribed officials from all over the country, and then took the opportunity to seize the officials' handles and make them obey us obediently, and then made money by doing business on this road. After so much trouble, in the end I didn't get anything, what are you trying to do?" Shi Yan asked in distress.

Zhang Mingcai answered it as a matter of course: "Of course it's a picture of Mr. Zhang, I'm happy!"

Others also agreed with Zhang Mingcai's point of view: "Yes, the sky is big and the earth is big, the young master is the happiest."

big!As long as you can make me happy, my master, that is the greatest reward, and you should put in a little effort! "

Shi Yan choked, and then said with a very serious face: "Who still remembers our original intention?"

Zhang Mingcai: "Isn't it just famous? Our brothers are now the people who lead the trend in the capital, and we are very close to this goal!

I feel very satisfied now, I have to walk step by step, don't rush, take your time, Brother Chu, don't rush! "

Shi Yan said quietly: "But our plan at the beginning was to make famous overseas with great discoveries, but now you are making famous with the fans I begged from others while licking my face.

The two are not the same thing at all.

Besides, this kind of fan is already rotten, and it will become obsolete sooner or later. At that time, what method do you plan to use to continue to gain fame? "

Zhang Mingcai was stopped by Shi Yan's question, he was stunned for a moment, and quickly realized: "Don't we just want Brother Chu to help you ask the expert, does the old man have any tricks for our brother?"

Shi Yan didn't get used to them this time, he took out a booklet from his sleeve and threw it on the table, leaned lazily on the back of the chair, and said something that surprised everyone present: "Someone is talking about our gold and silver. It’s full of hands, and many people have been bribed, this is evidence, let’s take a look! Let’s talk about it after reading it!”

When Zhang Mingcai and the others heard Shi Yan's seriousness, they also became serious, and Shi Yan's lazy attitude did not affect their judgment on the whole matter at all.

After several people had read the evidence given by Shi Yan, Zhang Ming said with a heavy face: "It seems that the princes of His Majesty have all taken action on gold and silver, but the people they bought are not important people, and they don't know anything about it." many."

Another person said: "I grew up so big, I have eaten everything, but I have never suffered! Want to please both sides? I will make sure he can't eat it! I will handle this matter!"

Whoever stops me from being a happy dandy is my enemy! "

After Shi Yan and the others finished speaking, they took out another booklet from their sleeves and threw it on the table: "In view of this, I have a bold idea for our happy dandy life, please read it first!"

This time, Zhang Mingcai and the others hadn't finished watching all of them, their eyes were full of excitement, their hands trembled uncontrollably, the corners of their mouths trembled, and they couldn't think of what to say for a while.

Shi Yan leaned lazily on the couch, and asked very purely and innocently: "How?"

Zhang Mingcai shouted: "Do it!"

Others: "Damn it!"

"We listen to brother Chu!"