Self-cultivation of male support

Shi Yan had countless ways to move out of his household registration, but after being reminded by Qu Xingfeng, he still felt that it would be better to let Qu Xingfeng take the initiative to ask him to do this.

So I didn't take it to heart at all.

In the early morning of the next day, seeing Brother Long appearing in front of him with a low spirit, hunched over, and a stiff neck, Shi Yan covered his nose in distaste: "Stay away from me, there is a smell, and it doesn't make people feel uncomfortable. Have you had breakfast?"

Brother Long raised his sleeves and sniffed, pulled up his collar and sniffed, then raised his hands to smell, and said with an aggrieved face, "It smells like a fresh, sunny and warm man! Brother Qu, you don't know anything!"

Shi Yan only reminded: "Although you have changed your clothes, it seems that you haven't had time to take a shower. The smell of tobacco, alcohol, perfume, greasy shampoo, sweat, and turbid air permeates your whole body. It's best not to let Principal Long catch you. People don't recommend going to that kind of place."

Brother Long suddenly withered, as if he couldn't even lift his eyelids, and followed Shi Yan like a wandering spirit: "Don't mention it, I stayed up for most of the night last night, and at dawn I finally found a sofa to squat for a while, and it turned out I dreamed that I singled out a group of strong men in No. [-], fought for [-] rounds, and finally exhausted. The bones of my whole body hurt from being pressed to the ground and beaten by the opponent.

I felt woken up by the pain, and I was about to wake up, but I fell asleep again in a daze, and the fucking dream was still connected, Brother Qu, are you angry? "

Shi Yan: "How to connect?"

Brother Long felt aggrieved and said: "After I fell asleep, the other party relied on the strength of their numbers to beat and kick me again, which made me powerless to fight back. Dare to come back! See you in the future and hit you once!

I still feel severe soreness all over my body, especially my neck, which is so painful that I can't move it, and it takes a lot of effort to bend it.I suspect that something supernatural happened to me. "

Shi Yan glanced at Brother Long speechlessly: "Don't, even if you memorize the socialist core values ​​several times, you won't say such insane words."

Brother Long wanted to turn his head to talk to Shi Yan, but he could only turn half of his body stiffly: "Then how do you explain me?"

"Needed out."

Brother Long: "What?"

Brother Long: "Ahhhhh! It hurts! Wow! Wow! It's so cool! Hahahahaha!"

Shi Yan didn't give Long Ge time to react, so he stretched out his hand and pinched the back of Long Ge's neck hard, and the stiff neck problem was solved instantly, but this fast and sour process made Long Ge involuntarily send out a series of rich Lenovo's voice.

Brother Long was amazed. He twisted his head three times to the left and three times to the right, as if he had a neck for the first time in his life, and he wanted to play with it all at once.

Shi Yan felt ashamed, and quietly put a distance of three meters away from the mentally handicapped child, not wanting others to know that they were once friends.

But some things, just like Murphy's Law, the more you don't want it to happen, the more likely it will happen in a way you didn't expect.

For example, not only the students of Mingcheng No. [-] Middle School knew that Shi Yan and Brother Long were good friends, but even the students of Mingcheng No. [-] Middle School knew.

The reason for this is this. Last night, Brother Long and the others went outside to have fun under the banner of celebrating Shi Yanyue's entrance examination into the top ten of the grade. There are noodles.

In fact, a group of people really cared about Shi Yan, they didn't isolate Shi Yan, and didn't have a series of indescribable dark psychology because of Shi Yan's rapid progress.

But the problem is, he took it too seriously, which made Shi Yan feel ashamed and made others feel an eyesore.

Brother Long and the others discussed with the owner of the bar for a long time. In the end, the boss reluctantly agreed with Brother Long and the others because they were relatives to one of them. , No. [-] in Song style, and it is written correctly——Warmly congratulate Qu Shiyan for his monthly exam results, ranking ninth in the school! !

There is also a slightly smaller inscription next to it-Brother Long waits for the brothers who love you.

The banner was hung in the most conspicuous place in the lobby of the bar. Many people found it interesting when they saw it, and took pictures of it on the spot and posted it on Moments.

Originally, everyone laughed and watched the frivolous thing, but it turned out that by a coincidence, the people from the basketball club of the No. [-] Middle School who had been fighting with Brother Long and the others happened to go to the bar.

I just found out that the banner was hung up by Brother Long and the others.

It just so happens that the two sides have been grudges for a long time.

Immediately turned on the talk mode, for a while he disliked that the banner was unsightly, and for a while he disliked that Brother Long and the others had never seen the world, and the whole world knew that a ninth grader was worthy of their fanfare.

For a while, he disliked Brother Long and now he is getting more and more out of style, so he accepts even Qu Shiyan, a nerd like Qu Shiyan.

Brother Long and the others naturally couldn't bear it, but Shi Yan was a brother they all recognized, whether it was playing basketball or fighting, he was loyal enough!Enough man, never counseled!

The key is that people are still smart, and they are happy to learn scumbags on weekdays.

No. [-] middle school student: "Which grandson is Qu Shiyan? We have been arguing for a long time because of you, and we dare not even show our face? What kind of man is a shrinking head?"

No. [-] middle school student: "We, Master Qu, don't have such a useless son-in-law like you. To deal with you, we are enough. Why do we need Master Qu to do it? If you want to see Master Qu, you are not worthy! At least be in the top [-] of the grade. Brother, consider giving you a pass again!"

The two sides were at war with each other, and the atmosphere was very tense.

Naturally, I wouldn't be so stupid as to do it directly in other people's bars, smashing one or two things at random, and the bar owner can blackmail them without leaving any underwear. Besides, minors drinking in bars is already a very controversial issue these days The things that happened in the past were all secretly hidden from the parents, and no one wanted to make things big and let the parents go to the bureau to scoop up people.

So the two sides sat on each side, forming a confrontational situation, their fists clenched tightly, a large coffee table in the middle, and the domineering banner above their heads.

If it wasn't for the wrong age and time, with a pot of tea in hand and a few plates of peanuts and melon seeds on the table, it would be very similar to the symposium scene often seen in pictorials of the last century.

The two sides launched a gunpowder-flavored and unfriendly game of arm wrestling.

Brother Long won five games in a row by himself, exhausted all his strength, and was finally exhausted. He was carried to the sofa next to him and poured a glass of water, and fell asleep in a daze, all tired.

This is also the reason why Brother Long saw Shi Yan this morning and said that his whole body was in pain, and that he might have encountered a supernatural event. Although Brother Long himself didn't think that wrestling with someone would make his whole body ache, but it was the case.

Of course, in this war without gunpowder, in the end, there is no winner.

If he had to say the winner, he probably was not in the arena, and there had always been his legendary classmate Qu Shiyan in the arena.

At least, whether it's the No. [-] Middle School forum or the No. [-] Middle School forum, everyone is discussing what kind of little goblin Qu Shiyan is, who can make No. [-] High School bully and No. [-] High School bully bring their younger brothers to fight with people in bars for him. Almost got into a fight.

That's right, the matter fermented until noon the next day, and one of the most popular posts on the forum had become like this:

#两大大学霸 is jealous for him, fights fiercely, a generation of blue face, beautiful and beautiful, with extraordinary charm, click on the post, let us walk into the inner world of a classmate Caoqu Shiyan#

No matter how outrageous the content of the post is, coupled with the photo similar to the symposium style of the last century last night, there are always people who believe it, and some people shout "I've got it!"

"Brother Qu, you believe me! This is definitely not done by our people! Brothers are all innocent! It must be those bastards from No. [-] Middle School! They are jealous of your not only strong physique, but also your extraordinary talent. Let people do this kind of thing in the post bar! It's just to disgust us on purpose!"

Brother Long retreated and explained to Shi Yan: "Brother Qu, you must not be fooled by the students of the No. The students of our No. [-] Middle School carried it over from the No. [-] Middle School forum!

No. [-] middle school students have always been insidious. They can't compete on the court, but they like to make small moves outside the court, which is very annoying. "

Suddenly, an inexplicable laughter came from behind Brother Long: "Really? I think the students are right! Everyone is discussing whether it is Student Qu or who has more sense of CP.

What's the matter?Everyone knows that this is a fake, it's just a joke in private, and it won't become a real person, so the two of you will treat it as an entertainment for the public and contribute to the boring campus life of the students! "

Shi Yan: These words are inexplicably familiar, as if that's how you persuaded Brother Long back then?Tsk, there is a sense of karma!

In this incident, Qin Kairong was probably the one who laughed the happiest. He was finally going to tear apart this annoying guy, Long Tangtang. What cp?

Pooh!He likes girls like Tang Shi!

At the same time, the two people he hated the most were grouped into CP by his classmates, playing tricks, Qin Kairong felt that he had gained double the happiness!

So he couldn't help but come in front of the two, wanting to see the wonderful expressions on their faces, as expected, the facts did not disappoint him.

But he never expected that it was precisely because of his action that he was dragged into the quagmire of the CP army of several people and could not extricate himself.

Shi Yan didn't want to be matched by others all day long, he was a staunch beauty advocate, and immediately said to Brother Long: "Go, ask someone in the Seventh Middle School to fight alone, let's compete, and he will decide what to compare , the loser calls the winner grandpa!"

Brother Long was stunned: "Brother Qu, are you serious? Although I admit that you have a good physique and a good brain, it is not wise to let the other party decide what to compare. The other party is a seedling who can enter the provincial team. It's not so easy to provoke, and a strong attack is not enough, or let's outsmart it!"

Shi Yan snorted coldly: "You can write as a scumbag who is surrounded by wolves and traitors, and you know what outsmarting is? Then tell me, what good way do you have to outsmart?"

This is making things difficult for him, Brother Long.

If he knew how to outsmart him, he wouldn't have been confronted with the gang from the No. [-] Middle School for more than half a year without making any progress.

Seeing that Shi Yan's eyes became more and more dangerous, Brother Long had no choice but to raise the white flag to surrender: "I'm sorry, I have no brains about this matter, and I have caused trouble for you, big brother. You adults don't care about villains, so I will do whatever you say. Say no more words!"

While talking, he took out his mobile phone in front of Shi Yan, clicked on Penguin space, and sent a message to prove his awareness of his mistakes: I, Long Tangtang, have a brain, never used it, [-]% new, and sell it cheap !

After posting, I looked at Shi Yan with very sincere eyes: "Brother Qu, I really know that I was wrong, you ball ball, please don't look at me like this, I feel that what I am facing now is like my father , This feeling is too penetrating!"

As he spoke, he shuddered very appropriately.

Shi Yan withdrew his gaze, directly ignored Qin Kairong who came to see the excitement and accidentally gave away his head, and said coldly to Brother Long: "Do as I said, the sooner the better, it is best to set the time after school this evening , don’t delay me going home for dinner! Starting tomorrow, I will hear the other party willingly calling me grandpa.”

What cp, go to hell, it's okay to see other people's cp, but to yourself, this feeling is really who knows, it's such a double standard.

For this reason, Shi Yan decided to be more tolerant towards Brother Long and Qin Kairong in the future.