Self-cultivation of male support

Speaking carefully, the path at the back of Yanshan Mountain is actually wider and easier to walk than the path at the front, and there are also many people coming and going, like those in the capital whose legs were broken by He Wu when they came for the first time. He is also restless, and goes to the back mountain every day to harass him with wheels.

There were also many other ignorant dandies who came here, and after their legs were broken one by one, these people finally learned to be smart, and they couldn't do it themselves, forcing the servants at home to do it.

He Wu was speechless, and threw the person out directly.

It turned out to be a good thing. They found that the people in Yanshan were really only targeting their royal family surnamed Jiang, but they would not hurt other people. They were angry and absolutely found a loophole by themselves.

Send more people up the mountain to harass.

He Wu was so annoying that he had time to deal with the little minions. He might as well cut two new clothes for his master in the small monastery.

He wanted to go down the mountain to find some helpers at the gate.

Shi Yan thought for a while: "Find two ferocious dogs and bring them back. I'll train them and set up a simple maze for the mountain, and the matter will be resolved."

Shi Yan's method of training dogs made He Wu's eyebrows twitch uncontrollably. Originally, the two Tibetan mastiffs with sharp teeth and fierce faces, which could bite off a piece of flesh from a person's thigh with one bite, rushed to Shi Yan , Shi Yan sat cross-legged on the ground and began to chant sutras.

He Wu couldn't understand what his little master was reading. Anyway, after a while, the two restless Tibetan mastiffs began to calm down, and their eyes looked much calmer.

Another half an hour later, when He Wu felt that he was about to be unable to hold on to being read and fell asleep, he heard his master say, "Okay."

He Wu looked around and saw two Tibetan mastiffs obediently lying under Shi Yan's body as a pillow for him, their eyes were lively, and their eyeballs seemed to be able to talk.

Shi Yan got up and patted the dust on his body, and said to the two dogs: "From now on, you will be Zang Da, Zang Er, this is your name, remember it?

Let's go, go to the foot of the mountain and set up an formation. From now on, your task is to guard the gate of Yanshan Mountain. If you guard well, you will have big bones to gnaw every day, you know? "

He Wu wants to say that it is necessary to feel this level of true affection for the two dogs?They really don't understand.

Then he saw two Tibetan mastiffs nodding at Shi Yan very humanely.And one of them was very dog-legged lying at the master's feet, tugging on the master's trousers, the desire to let the master sit on his back was so strong that it directly overflowed its eyes.

Shi Yan rejected Zang Da's proposal, and there was a hint of gloating in Zang Er's eyes, and he proudly stuck out his tongue at Zang Da.

He Wu: "..."

He Wu felt that he had tried his best to imagine his master's cultivation, but now it seemed that it was still not enough.

Shi Yan doesn't care what the two dogs are thinking, there is a law for drinking and pecking. He will not give the two dogs spiritual wisdom in vain. Since they have spiritual wisdom, they have to pay a corresponding price.

At present, what Shi Yan needs them to do is to guard the door for Yanshan.

I broke a few straight branches on the road, and folded the branches into the same size, uniform thickness, as long as a child's forearm, and then chanted a passage to the branches while walking. The message is over.

Standing on a big rock, one could see from a distance that a group of dudes who came to teach Shi Yan, the new national teacher and man, came with their servants in a mighty way.

The raised dust can be smelled here, Shi Yan frowned in annoyance, and said to He Wu: "Wait here, don't walk around, don't move around, look at Zang Er, don't let them mess around run."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and disappeared into the bushes on the side of the road. I don't know if it was He Wu's hallucination. After about a cup of tea, he felt that the mountain gave him a different feeling, but he couldn't tell what was different. Looking carefully, It seemed that everything was the same as yesterday, and this feeling made him very uneasy.

What was more disturbing than him was Zang Er, who was naturally keen, barking in the direction where Shi Yan disappeared, and Zang Er even wanted to rush in directly to find Shi Yan.

If it weren't for He Wuyan's quick hands and quick hands to subdue the dog on the spot, Zang Er would probably be a dead dog with its tongue sticking out.

It's a pity that Zang Er didn't know that He Wu accidentally saved his dog's life, and kept yelling at He Wu fiercely, wishing he could bite off a piece of He Wu's flesh on the spot.

Shi Yan didn't know when he appeared on the big rock that had just disappeared, looked down at Zang Er, and said quietly: "It's so noisy, how stupid."

Zang Er is not stupid, He Wu thinks this is a very metaphysical question.

Since that day, Shi Yan was operating at the foot of the mountain, and then told him: "From now on, you don't need to worry about the way up the mountain, and the people in the royal family will be chased and bitten by Hui Zang Er.

As for the henchmen of the royal family, the Tibetan Assembly drove them into the woods on both sides of the road. "He Wu kept staring down the mountain, trying to see what would happen.

As for the servants brought by the dandies into the woods on both sides, what they have to face is ghosts hitting the wall, or bitter ghosts howling wolves, and then they are trapped inside for two days and two nights, until the dawn of the third day, inexplicable After walking out of the formation, the psychological shadow left behind is beyond Shi Yan's concern.

Since then Yan began to retreat, except for the normal supplies of goods, no one else could set foot there.

Before retreating, Shi Yan prepared four gifts for He Wu: "The first one will be given to my uncle's cousin when he is born in August.

The second copy will be given to Changqing for me when he gets married in May next year.

The third copy will be given to Changqing's nephew when he is born two years later.

The fourth copy, five years later, when the eldest niece of the Changqing family is born, I will give it to her for me. "

He Wuyanzi started to jump wildly, and asked Shiyan uncertainly: "Master, are you serious?"

Shi Yan nodded: "In the future, three meals a day can be delivered to the gate of the courtyard. Don't bother me if you have nothing to do."

When he said it, his face was expressionless, and he looked very cold and heartless. He really didn't look like a compassionate monk.

He Wuxin also felt that his master was serious this time, but on second thought, didn't Abbot Yueshan of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple next door often retreat in recent years?

That is still a generation of masters, retreating every year for several years, no one has seen anything famous in retreat, if his master fails, how can he comfort him?This is really too difficult for the clumsy and versatile hidden guard.

As for these gifts, He Wu still couldn't hold back and finally asked: "Master, in case General Cheng's family gave you a cousin, do you still want to give this gift?

And the last time I heard from the servants from Cheng's family that the general's wife was due in September, but this August, she was born prematurely. "

Thanks to the fact that there are no outsiders here, if someone overhears it, they will think that their master is cursing the uncle's child behind his back to give birth prematurely.

There is also Mr. Cheng Changqing, who is not yet married, and there is no one to choose a wife, so he has decided to give birth to a boy or a girl in a few years.

He Wu tried to persuade him again: "Master, I heard that it is normal for people who have just started to have inaccurate hexagrams. Do you want to think about it again?"

Shi Yan stared at He Wu for a full ten seconds, and finally confirmed that in the plot of Mary Su, the one who made the decision and let him be taken away by the spies of Xiyue Kingdom was definitely not He Wu. Too little desire to survive.

Shi Yan didn't say anything, he waved He Wu and shut He Wu outside the courtyard gate, He Wu only heard Shi Yan's sigh from afar.

He delivers three meals a day to the small Taoist courtyard, but in March, he has already learned dozens of home-cooked dishes and several North-South dishes. Every time he puts the food box in person, he turns around and leaves at the entrance of the inkstone courtyard. When I went to pick it up for the first time, there were used dishes and cups inside.

By the way, I have thought up three pages of words to comfort my master, I hope it will be useful by then.

But time passed by, and the eldest son of General Cheng's family was born in August. He personally delivered the gift to the general, and when he saw the fat, soft child named Cheng Nianqing, he was a little dazed. Comforting myself: "I heard from the midwife that it is normal to give birth one month prematurely. There are only two choices to give birth to a boy or a girl. If you are confused, you will be half right!"

What is normal?

Being born on the night of the last day of August, half an hour before the birth in September, this is not premature at all, okay?The family is a healthy, healthy, white and tender child born at full term, but there are errors in the midwife's calculations!

He Wuyin had a premonition that the three pages of comfort he had prepared might not be needed.

After another year like this, He Wu found that the meals he sent to Shi Yan, Shi Yan ate irregularly, and sometimes lunch could be eaten in the evening, he was very worried, but there was nothing he could do.

In this kind of worry, He Wu received the news that Cheng Changqing, who was far away in the south of the Yangtze River, was going to get married.

There was no disturbance in He Wu's heart. Mr. Changqing said in the letter that the woman is a girl from the teacher's family in the south of the Yangtze River. She has a gentle personality and is suitable for an IKEA family.

He Wu found out the second gift, and after going down the mountain, he personally handed it over to the general of Feng's family, asking him to forward it on his behalf.

Cheng Changqing was originally a very embarrassing existence in Feng's family.

Firstly, he is the biological son of Feng Zixu, Uncle Shi Yan, but also because he is the proof of the affair between the second princess and General Cheng Lixue, and Shi Yan's father, Feng Ziran, and General Cheng Lixue have been friends for many years, and Cheng Lixue is also Feng Ziran's brother-in-law. The relationship is even more awkward.

But because Shi Yan and Cheng Lixue showed their attitude towards Cheng Changqing, Cheng Feng's family secretly took care of Cheng Changqing, and the relationship was not bad.

Back on the mountain, He Wu looked at the remaining two gift boxes that he wiped very smooth every day, and sighed a long time: "Even the gifts for my nephew and niece are ready, is it true that I have to retreat again?" Four years?"

He Wuxin faintly felt that this is not a matter of four or five years, it may be longer, but now that he has nothing to do, he has practiced one more skill for himself, which is comforting people and blowing rainbow farts.

He Wu's comforting paper has been stapled together by him, and it has become a one-inch-thick book. There are three whole volumes, which are ready to be published.

After a few years like this, Yanshan, which was full of turmoil and hustle and bustle, gradually fell silent because of Shi Yan's retreat, and everyone thought that according to Shi Yan's arrogant and unruly temperament, once he was awarded the title of national teacher, he would definitely make trouble , secretly united a lot of people, and prepared to teach Shi Yan how to be a man together.

As a result, the family nestled on the mountain for several years, never leaving the small monastery at all.

Even the two fierce Tibetan mastiffs at the foot of Yanshan Mountain were chasing and biting the sons of the royal family who tried to break in two years ago, almost invincible in biting the thighs of the nobles in the capital.

In the past two years, I have been free to expose my belly and bask in the sun at the foot of the mountain, biting my own tail for fun.

Yanshan Mountain has become the place where the children of the royal family in the capital must go when they bet on their courage to kill each other.

This made He Wu feel a sense of loneliness in vain, and He Wu thought that this feeling of loneliness would accompany the back of his body like a shadow.

Unexpectedly, one day the Xiaodao was shocked by the sky, not only he was no longer lonely, but the whole capital was no longer lonely.