Self-cultivation of male support

The departure of Abbot Yueshan brought a powerful breeze to the hard-hit Wanfo Temple. The imperial decree of the imperial concubine did not come out from the palace, and the position of the leader of Wanfo Temple was unbreakable.

Believers who were still complaining and unwilling to give trust, when they heard the news that Abbot Yueshan was going to give a public lecture at Wanfo Temple, they suddenly seemed to have collective amnesia, forgetting that Abbot Mingguang had an affair with the two princesses before Chatting and joking, rushing desperately to Wanfo Temple.

Just to occupy a favorable position in advance and listen to the master's Buddhist voice with your own ears.

You must know that lectures are similar to lectures by teachers, and they all have the best listening position. If the distance is too far, you can’t hear the voice, you can’t see the figure clearly, and you can’t describe the face of Abbot Yueshan clearly when you go out to brag. Isn’t it a pity.

A few days ago, there were few pilgrims at the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple. In an instant, people came and went, and the incense was in full swing. The pilgrims who had spare money in their hands were more generous than when Ming Guang was the host, just to ask the acting host Master Ming Chen about one thing: " Does your master, Abbot Yueshan, give orders to others?

I am willing to spend a lot of money to ask the old man to give me instructions and solve my doubts.If this confusion can be solved, I am willing to reshape the golden body of the Buddha in the main hall, please convey my respect to the master. "

Shi Yan walked around the temple with his hands behind his back, and heard countless people who wanted to ask Abbot Yueshan to answer questions, tell fortunes, ask doctors for medicine, and even have whimsical ideas and change their fate against the sky, in short, countless people Holding the bank note in his hand, he couldn't find a way to meet Abbot Yueshan, a legendary man.

Shi Yan even heard someone say that his father had been dead for 15 years, and suddenly he dreamed that the ancestors of the family had left a box of gold and buried it in a certain place, but the name of the place has not yet been said, and a rooster crowed outside. Waking up from the dream, he dug three feet into the ground at home, but found nothing, and wanted to ask Abbot Yueshan for a fortune-telling fortune. If he found gold, he was willing to give half of it to the abbot.

When Shi Yan happened to pass by, he saw that this man was haunted by black air, with bags under his eyes and dirty eyeballs. At first glance, he had committed many immoral things, and there was murder on his body. Although he did not kill the man, the death of the other party was inseparable from him , that person's bones may even be buried in their yard.

By the way, I did a good deed and asked the abbot Mingchen to tell the man: "You don't need to ask the master about this matter, the poor monk can solve it for you. At noon tomorrow, under the witness of at least 30 people, go down to the southeast corner of your house. Dig five feet, and you will naturally get what you want."

After sending them away, Ming Chen took Shi Yan's hand and walked towards the backyard, asking Shi Yan as he walked, "Why do you say that? If you can't find it, it will be a little troublesome to deal with it."

Shi Yan felt that this person was much more interesting than Ming Guang: "You don't know anything, and you still dare to listen to my nonsense?"

Ming Chen smiled very forgivingly: "You won't talk nonsense."

Shi Yan told Ming Chen what he saw, and Ming Chen accepted Shi Yan's statement calmly, without any doubt.

As soon as he turned a corner and was about to reach the place where Shi Yan lived, Ming Chen suddenly stopped and said to Shi Yan: "I suddenly remembered that a lady from the Zhou family went up the mountain today to look for Changqing's benefactor.

The master said, the aura of the female benefactor is not right. A monk like me who is not firm in belief may have evil thoughts in his heart when he sees it, which will affect his practice. Let me avoid it if I can, and I will not go back with you. "

The person who was talking about it was the heroine Zhou Yulong. Although the other party had a bad reputation, as the daughter of the fifth princess and the daughter of the fifth princess, Master Zhou would still be the most popular celestial official in the court, and the emperor would still be the emperor. Where is her uncle?

As long as one's skin is thick enough, outsiders can't do anything to her if she wants to hang out.

After saying that, he performed a Buddha ceremony to Shi Yan, turned around and left Shi Shiran. If you look carefully, it seems to be a bit of a runaway.

Shi Yan looked at Ming Chen's back thoughtfully, and became even more curious about the heroine.

Walking slowly into Changqing's courtyard with hands behind his back, he asked Xiaojia: "Do you think we can see the scene where Changqing is fascinated by Zhou Yulong later?"

Xiao Jia said maliciously: "I've heard people say that among the heroine's crazy and brainless admirers, there are children of seven or eight years old. They eat everything from young to old. You should worry about yourself, in case What should I do if I am so fascinated by the heroine's inexplicable charm that I can't find Bei?"

Speaking of this, Xiao Jia came to his senses: "Recently, some basic functions have been unlocked, such as electric shock, such as soul tearing, and they are all free. Team leader, do you want to enable the permission in advance, in case you lose your mind by then? , I can still use these small tricks to temporarily wake you up."

Shi Yan snorted coldly: "You are thinking of peaches."

He pushed open the courtyard door which was hidden, and walked directly into Cheng Changqing's courtyard. The two lived next door, both big men, and there was almost no privacy. They never knocked on the door when entering each other's courtyard. Of course, the door was not really Just lock it.

I didn't see Cheng Changqing in the yard, but I heard the sound of wooden fish coming from the house for the first time, Shi Yan was a little surprised.

Generally speaking, Cheng Changqing can suppress the restlessness in his heart just by chanting sutras. When it comes time to knock on the wooden fish, Shi Yan is sure that the other party wants to hit someone now.

Just listening to the irritability and rage revealed in the wooden fish's voice, Shi Yan couldn't help but shed bitter tears for Cheng Changqing.

This must be some kind of bad luck, so that the rich and precious flowers in the world can be forced to retreat, and even a poor Taoist monk can't find peace!

While thinking this way, he saw Cheng Changqing walking out of the house.

One, a ball of light?

When stabbed, Yan couldn't open his eyes.

Shi Yan turned around, let his eyes adapt to the current environment, suspected that he saw something wrong, and asked Xiao Jia: "Did you see it?"

Xiao Jia danced excitedly, jumping up in Shi Yan's mind: "There are invisible goggles here, free for one hour, and the team leader can get one? Wow, what an ugly woman! Team leader, turn around quickly, This ugly woman is about to get close to you!

Hurry up!Ouch, I'm so ugly!Get out of the way!Her hand is about to touch your shoulder! "

As he spoke, he put on a pair of goggles for Shi Yan, covered his eyes, and shivered in a corner.

Shi Yan dodged the magic attack for the first time, and with the help of goggles, he could see the appearance of the visitor clearly. I have to say that Xiao Jia's statement is not exaggerated at all.

The person in front of him has a ball of light above his head that can blind people's eyes. If you take a closer look, you can see that he is skeletal, his cheeks are protruding, his lips are dry and cracked, his hair is dry and frizzy, his eyes are blood red, his skin is chapped, and he is wearing gorgeous clothes. It was like hanging on a skeleton rack, swaying empty in the wind.

The halo above her head is still sucking popularity from her continuously.

Shi Yan quickly said a mantra, and opened his eyes again to look, the skin of the person in front of him was delicate and smooth, his face was as tender as a peeled egg, his eyes were full of energy, and his lips opened and closed, revealing endless temptation , the whole person seems to exude a faint light, attracting people's attention.

Not only attracts people's attention, but also attracts people's popularity.

No, to be precise, it is to absorb the merits and virtues of people.

At the same time, Shi Yan also heard another mechanical voice shouting in the yard: "Wow, merit light, the whole body is full of merit light, more merit light than Cheng Changqing's body!

If I knew there was such a person on the mountain, what would Cheng Changqing do!Quick, find a way to make him fall in love with you, and take this kid down!I will reward you with fifty charm points, and I promise that Cheng Changqing will not be able to leave you without seeing you at that time, and will be your licking dog willingly! "

Shi Yan slowly cast a question mark above his head.

Ok?

Is it the way I opened the door today?

He even heard the woman whose lips didn't move in front of him arguing with the mechanical voice: "Do you know how old he is? He is no more than seven years old at most, and you want me to seduce a seven-year-old child?

Even if I hold back my nausea and try to seduce, but can he do it?Can you tell me this little brat in front of me can do it?What are you daydreaming about? "

Shi Yan: "Huh?"

No matter how you hear this, it's not very pleasant, dear.

Xiao Jia was already rolling in the sea of ​​consciousness laughing: "Hahaha, this is the first time I heard someone questioning you, but you still can't refute it, haha, I must post a circle of friends! Let everyone know my happiness !"

Shi Yan narrowed his eyes dangerously, and heard the ugly and disgusting woman in front of him say to him in a sweet and delicate voice: "Little brother, are you dumbfounded?"

Shi Yan rubbed the top of Shi Yan's head in a pretentious manner: "Such a young child is still a monk, it's wrong to be lustful~"

Shi Yan: Vomit!

I can't fucking stop swearing!

Shi Yan thought to himself: This woman must have never seen her real appearance, otherwise she would not be as calm as I am now.

Reluctantly standing here and not doing anything directly to you is to give face to the nine-year compulsory education received in a certain life.

Shi Yan didn't speak, stared at the top of the opponent's head and still clamored to urge Zhou Yulong to take down his halo, narrowing his eyes dangerously.

I recited a mantra silently in my heart, and made a very complicated gesture with my fingers. In an instant, the annoying voice disappeared, my ears became clear, the sky was blue, the water was clear, and even the birds and cicadas around me were lovely.

The most important thing was that the blinding halo above Zhou Yulong's head disappeared.

Zhou Yulong was stunned for a moment, as if she didn't understand why Marysu, who had been urging her all the time, suddenly fell silent, but she was only stunned for a moment, without thinking too much, and continued to bend down, revealing a person who thought she was very kind, but in fact was very friendly. With a ferocious and disgusting smile, he approached Shi Yan.

Wen Sheng said: "Little brother, do you live in the courtyard next door? You can have a separate courtyard in the back mountain of Wanfo Temple. Could it be that Abbot Yueshan's new closed disciple?

Can my sister discuss something with you? "

Shi Yan didn't speak, and watched her performance quietly, facing a face that had started to ooze pus from the corners of her eyes, she could keep her expression on the premise that the distance between the two sides did not exceed fifty centimeters.

Shi Yan felt that she had sublimated.

The Shi Yan at this moment is no longer the Shi Yan of the past, he is the Shi Yan who is still calm as usual in the face of the living skeleton man.

If this is not a man, then what is a man?

If this is not possible, then what else is possible?

Anyway, Xiaojia, a hot chick, couldn't stand the impact of the high-definition camera and the frontal angle, and desperately refreshed the program, trying to make himself forget the double impact of vision and soul brought by that scene just now.

Although an artificial intelligence, Shi Yan felt that he might not have such a thing as a soul.

I heard Zhou Yuling still facing him and said: "Sister, please ask the abbot to give you another courtyard in the temple. Can you give the courtyard you live in to my sister for a while? Whatever you want, sister will do it for you." I can try my best to satisfy you! Uh huh, have you made up your mind?"

Shi Yan felt that if he persisted for such a long time, he could already show that he was a man. He really couldn't bear it for another minute. He took two steps back, blinked quickly, took out a small mirror from his pocket, and threw it to the other party.

With an innocent face, he said: "Sister, you haven't seen your own face yet, have you?"

Zhou Yulong's tone was full of confidence, as for the expression on his face?

Forget it, don't mention it.

Taking the mirror, he said proudly, "Little brother, do you also think that my sister is good-looking? Many big brothers at the foot of the mountain think so too. They want to give my sister the most luxurious mirror in the world all day long, so that my sister can take a picture of herself in the mirror. I didn't expect you to have such eyes at such a young age..."

"what!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Ghost!!!!"