Self-cultivation of male support

In view of the fact that the news that the emperor himself went to Yunzhou was completely concealed, the people in the capital only knew that he was recuperating in the hot spring villa, and the news that Prince Yu was found by his old man himself, naturally cannot be released so easily.

According to the outside world, the emperor ordered people to search hard for many years, and finally got the news of Prince Yu. After a lot of trouble, the identity of Prince Yu was confirmed, and finally people secretly welcomed Prince Yu back to Beijing.

The news of Prince Yu's memory loss did not spread widely. It was only said that Prince Yu was rescued after being injured and has been recovering from his injuries. Later, he married the daughter of the savior's family. The little prince is 14 years old this year.

He is really a proper winner in life, and there is no delay in marrying a wife and having children.

The news of Prince Yu's return to Beijing quickly spread inside and outside the palace. The shock of the news was far greater than that of Concubine Xian being abolished for no reason, and the seventh prince being grounded for failing to behave in front of the imperial court. They quickly suppressed the impact of the first two news and became The most eye-catching thing in the capital this year and even in recent years.

The old lady in the palace has become more and more confused in the past few years. When she heard the good news from Fu Laide in the rare waking hours, she couldn't sit still and wanted to go to the hot spring villa to find her youngest son in person.

In the harem, including the empress and others, all gathered in the old dowager's bedroom, coaxing the old man to be happy with gentle voices, trying to make the old dowager forget about going out of the palace.

Because of the emperor's lies, Shi Yan and the others first went to the hot spring villa outside the capital to disguise themselves, and then returned to Beijing with the emperor Shengjia.

He Dashan changed into the prince's regular clothes, but he didn't feel uncomfortable. When he was not talking, the cold and silent temperament on his body could really bluff people.

As soon as you open your mouth, everything is disillusioned in an instant.

"People say that Buddha relies on gold clothes and people rely on clothes. I think this is still wrong. My A Yan looks good no matter what she wears, and each has her own beauty. There is also Yue Niang, who wears simple silver hairpins and gorgeous gold steps. beautiful."

Yue Niang was still in the adaptation stage, she put her hand on Shi Yan's arm, and when she heard He Dashan's praise, she forced a satisfied smile.

Turning around, I heard He Dashan ask: "But this piece of jewelry looks very heavy, Yue Niang, is it not uncomfortable for you to wear like this? Can your neck bear it? This bunch of things looks very tossing, and I don't know the capital. What are these noble ladies thinking, they put shackles on their heads, and they all enjoy it, competing with each other, and they are not afraid of cervical spondylosis!"

Yue Niang wondered: "The maid who helped me dress up just now said that this is the most popular style in Beijing, and I also feel that the bun is too tight, and it makes my scalp hurt, but there is nothing I can do about it. It’s too loose, and it’s not good if the jewelry accidentally falls off.”

Shi Yan was caught by the emperor and played chess with him in the courtyard. Seeing that the emperor had a heart, he arranged for someone to take good care of his mother, and Shi Yan was also willing to coax her to play.

Hearing He Dashan's words, the emperor looked like he had a toothache: "Dashan, do you remember what I told you before? In front of outsiders, can we be more serious? We must scare people so that no one will find out. The fact that you lost your memory.

After you return to Beijing, someone will definitely use your identity to make trouble. When I catch those people in the dark, you can pretend as you want. I don’t care about you. You must be steady in front of outsiders. Remember live? "

He Dashan's face was full of disdain: "Isn't it just fishing and law enforcement? Ah Yan hasn't played less in the past two years, I can see it all! Also, I am willing to help you because you are my big brother. This busy, don't tell me that our family seems to be staying in the capital for a long time, two months is two months, and when the time comes, we will go back to our hometown in Luo'an County."

The emperor had a headache: Well, why haven't you forgotten this one?

The emperor with a headache took advantage of Shi Yan's gap to look at He Dashan, and secretly changed two chess pieces.

As soon as Shi Yan turned his head, he knew what was going on, and shrugged his shoulders indifferently. At the emperor's level, if he was asked to walk twenty steps first, it would be quite difficult to win, so it's not a big problem.

Shi Yan asked his father: "Look at your confident appearance, Dad, have you thought of a countermeasure?"

He Dashan calmly patted off the non-existent ashes on his cuffs, and demonstrated to Shi Yan: "Father looks at the people on the front, usually like this, with a deadpan face, no matter whether he is scolding his mother or not, as long as he squints half-closed If the eyes are silent, others will not dare to provoke him. This way, [-]% to [-]% of people who are not familiar with him can be bluffed."

Shi Yan laughed and said: "Then there are still two or three percent?"

He Dashan showed Shi Yan a superficial smile: "That's it, if I keep putting on a cold face, and if there are people who don't know how to approach me, it means that he must have something in mind, and Dad is giving him a very kind He sneered, people with ghosts in their hearts must be worried that Dad has some bad ideas in his heart, and he will probably slip away.

If these two moves fail, then father can only use a unique move. "

Shi Yan was curious: "What trick?"

He Dashan raised his fist for everyone to see: "It's too annoying, I can only use my fist to solve it, anyway, I am the prince, in the capital, except for my elder brother and my mother, no one dares to fight back when I hit someone.

Your uncle also said that if something goes wrong, he will take care of it, so we don't have to wrong ourselves for his plan. "

Shi Yan: "..."

The emperor heard the blue veins on his forehead twitching, and threw a chess piece at He Dashan angrily: "I now suspect that you used to see everyone in the palace with a stinky face, and sneered at the children of Uncle Wang's family every now and then. , It's all on purpose!

Do you know how many people in Beijing you have left a deep psychological shadow on with a cold face and then a sneer?I have lost my memory and still don't forget this trick, I am starting to feel sorry for those people who were rectified by you with this trick back then! "

The emperor said with satisfaction: "Very good, as expected of my younger brother, excellent!"

The emperor boasted shamelessly.

Shi Yan slowly closed his eyes and placed a chess piece at will. He no longer used his eyes to play chess. The emperor was stunned that he couldn't win, and his heart collapsed.

The emperor on the opposite side studied the chessboard for a while, and raised his thumbs up to Shi Yan: "Ah Yan's move is wonderful! It completely blocked all my escape routes, and now I really can't escape!"

When Shi Yan turned his head to look, it was really so.

This time, he collapsed immediately. Playing chess with the emperor, the stinky chess basket, is simply the hardest job in the world, bar none.

The emperor Shengjia returned to Beijing from the hot spring villa, and everything went according to the rules and etiquette. Shi Yan's family stayed in the carriage behind and didn't have to do anything. They should eat and drink, and occasionally looked through the curtain of the car to see the lively and orderly scene outside. , is still quite interesting.

He Dashan quietly said to Shi Yan: "Being an official is too tiring, especially in the capital city. It seems that everyone has to bend down to salute and greet everyone with a smile. If they don't move, someone's head will fall to the ground. The whole family is at risk of beheading. Not as free as our county magistrate in Luo'an County.

I hope that father, the prince, will be treated better. If there are so many rules and regulations, let's go back to Luo'an County as soon as possible. Father and your mother can't stand this kind of thing. "

Shi Yan reminded lightly: "When I see grandma and her old man later, if you still have such a firm attitude, Dad, then I have nothing to say."

At this time, Yue Niang was more open than He Dashan: "As long as the three of us are together well, it doesn't matter where we are."

Shi Yan looked at He Dashan with the eyes of "Father, you are really worthless, you are not as enlightened as my mother".

He didn't expect that there would be even more unpromising things waiting for him in the future.

After all the idlers had been sent away, and the whole family gathered in the Empress Dowager's Palace, He Dashan felt that the old lady with gorgeous hair in front of him was very kind to him. Before he could call for someone, the old lady cried and hugged him, He Dashan beat and hammered again and again, and kept muttering: "Why are you so cruel! You haven't known to send a message to your family for more than ten years! I really gave birth to you as a bastard!"

It didn't hurt for the old lady to beat someone, but He Dashan was so distressed by the old lady's crying that he didn't care about explaining anything, so he blurted out a sentence: "Can you stop crying? As long as you don't cry, I will do whatever you say." promise!"

The emperor showed a meaningful smile at the side, and Yan's forehead twitched when he saw it.

Sure enough, the old lady who was still crying just now was hissing and her lungs cracked. She immediately put away the expression on her face and wiped her face casually with a handkerchief, revealing a look of "I knew it".

Turning around and grabbing He Dashan's ears, he sat on the top seat and said triumphantly, "I can't cure you anymore! I've had this problem since I was a child. I don't see women crying. Whenever a woman cries, you get a headache. You can make any promises." But the brain agreed! Hmph! This problem has not changed after so many years.

This is what you promised yourself. You can’t blame your mother. This time you return to Beijing and stay in the capital well. Don’t follow people around the world. You will marry a wife and have children in a blink of an eye. Your son is so big. Mother is your mother. but know nothing.

The queen mother is already at this age, and she can still live a few days of good life, so I just want to see you in front of me, huh? "

He Dashan was dumbfounded.

Shi Yan communicated with Yue Niang with his eyes: My father still has this problem?

Yue Niang looked blank: I don't know!I never cry at home!

The emperor was watching the play, and explained to the two happily: "It was when Dashan was four or five years old. The gentleman in the imperial study was threatened by him to resign. The nuns were all bullied by him, during that time Dashan became a little devil that everyone in the palace turned pale.

Even when the father was enjoying the scenery with the beauty in the imperial garden, when he heard the little eunuch shouting from a distance, "Your highness is coming", he wanted to leave the beauty behind, and the two ran for their lives.

The queen mother was so angry that she hugged Dashan and cried all night. After beating there, Dashan got such a problem that her brain hurts when she heard a woman cry. Not many people know about it, and there are only a few of us in the world. . "

Shi Yan gave the already dumbfounded He Dashan a look: You are really unreliable, and you were caught so easily.

He Dashan was also very helpless: Dad really didn't know that he still had this problem!

He Dashan felt that he could still save him: "Mother, this, actually, our original plan was..."

Before I finished speaking, I saw that the old queen's handkerchief had covered half of her face, and tears came as soon as she said it: "Dashan, you child is going to break my mother's heart! Do you still want to leave? Your wife and child You are all here, where else do you want to go? You are a heartless person, without a mother in your heart, without your elder brother, and now without your wife and children..."

He Dashan hugged his head in pain, and gave up resisting: "Okay, okay, you can say anything, don't cry!"

The old lady retracted freely, and instantly regained the dignified and elegant lady just now. She threw the handkerchief to He Dashan's hand in disdain, and turned her head to look at Shi Yan kindly: "Good boy, come and let grandma take a look. He's really cute, he doesn't look like your father, a brat, and his personality must have followed your mother's!"

Shi Yan: "..."

The heart is complicated and cannot be expressed.