I have five more boyfriends after amnesia

Chapter 11 The Day of Amnesia Han Lin: I feel great...

Thanks to the "gift" given by the system, Tang Landing didn't sleep well all night, and by the way, he also found that he now has night vision.

Tang Lanting yawned the next day, and received Ye Jiao's concern about "is the climate unacceptable".

What can Tang Lanting say about this?He can only keep smiling.

Everyone gathered at the entrance of the hotel early in the morning. Tang Lanting saw that there was another actress who was hurrying to put on makeup, and couldn't help feeling that it was not easy no matter what career she was doing these days.

The hosts of this variety show are a pair of well-known partners in the industry. Tang Landing was on the show for the first time, and he couldn't help watching them stand there holding a cue card to test the microphone with curiosity. Director He Quan directed the camera to adjust the angle of the lens , After about half an hour, it was finally ready to start broadcasting.

The hosts first sang and sang and started to stir up enthusiasm, then the four stars who were originally regulars appeared on the stage, and Tang Lanting and Ye Jiao were the last to appear as mysterious guests.

Tang Lanting was on the show for the first time, and he felt a little uncomfortable. The tail behind him was straightened. Tang Lanting tried for a long time to put it in his clothes in the morning. After all, there was an extra dangling tail behind him. Things always felt weird, but Tang Lanting discovered that this thing can penetrate clothes.

Just like the mannequin in the game, Tang Lanting can touch it by himself, but everything other than him is transparent to the pair of ears and tail, but once he touches him, he will feel it again.

In short, it is very uncomfortable.

After the host finished speaking the routine, he began to introduce the rules of this reality show to the guests.

Their program is called "Encounter in Different Places", and the main content is star travel.

It stands to reason that this subject matter is actually very good to shoot, and it is easy to be stalked, and it is also in line with the regulations issued by the State General Administration on the entertainment industry in recent years to limit luxury consumption, but it can't stand the death of the previous directors. The guest of the first season was directly exposed to taking drugs in the middle of the season. Fortunately, not only the filming of the show was suspended, but also the season almost officially ended.

This time, He Quan paid out of his own pocket and moved the entire program group abroad, which can be said to have cost a fortune.

The rules are very simple, and Tang Lanting can understand after listening to them for a while. To put it simply, the six of them will be divided into two teams, and then the program team will give each team the same amount of money as travel funds, which is obviously not enough for them to rely on. travel expenses to punch in seven attractions in the city.

The expenses along the way have to be solved by themselves, including food, clothing, housing and transportation, and the first team to complete seven check-ins will win the prize and be rewarded with living in a luxury five-star hotel.

Ok……

Tang Lanting's face was dark, he would say that in fact, five-star hotels are just like that.

But most people are very eager to try this game, or they are excited even if they are not interested.

The grouping was based on a lottery system. Tang Landing was a little worried that he would be separated from Ye Jiao, and then saw Ye Jiao wink at him.

Tang Lanting: ...

He suddenly understood what the other party meant. It seemed that the lottery was probably done in secret.

Thinking about it, Ye Jiao told him on the way that many reality shows in reality shows have the most authentic reactions of stars, but actually there are scripts behind them. Tang Lanting is in a complicated mood.

The results of the lottery came out, Tang Lanting, Ye Jiao, and Han Lin were divided into a group, and Pei Yunxiang, who was at odds with Ye Jiao, was in a group with the other two stars. After being divided into groups, it was time to distribute the travel expenses. The host came with a bewildered smile, and then the person standing at the front of the two teams stuffed a hundred-yuan bill, the kind of foreign currency, into his hand.

Then the host went back.

A question mark slowly appeared on the head of the person who was waiting to send the money.

The host looked at them in surprise: "What's the matter, hasn't the travel expenses already been paid? What are you looking at me for?"

Crowd: ...

Three people, one hundred yuan, to travel?

Why don't you just let us drink Mistral!

Immediately someone protested, Pei Yunxiang raised his hand and said, "Wait, this is too little, right?"

The host said: "What's missing, the exchange rate between foreign currency and our country is 1:6, which means that each of you has 200 Chinese dollars!"

Immediately, Han Lin believed it: "Thinking about it this way, it seems that there are quite a lot."

Looking at this innocent child, Tang Lanting couldn't help reaching out to touch his dog's head.

As soon as he raised his hand, Ye Jiao pulled Han Lin away calmly. He said, "I think we can choose a captain, and then lead everyone to formulate a route to avoid disagreements."

Naturally, there was no objection to Tang Lanting, and Han Lin, as Ye Jiao's fanboy, could not deny the idol's proposal, and Ye Jiao successfully became the captain.

Pei Yunxiang's group didn't make a fuss in the end. The host insisted that one hundred is a lot, and then confiscated their mobile phones and all their cash.

As a substitute for mobile phone contact, it is an elderly phone that can only make calls and send text messages.

Tang Lanting weighed it for a while, and felt that this old machine could be used for self-defense.

Next, the two teams were sent to the car by the program group and sent to both ends of the city, and the team leader received a text message on his mobile phone with the names of seven scenic spots written on it.

After being kicked out of the car, the three of them stood at the junction of foreign countries, and everyone around them spoke a language that seemed to be written in heaven. Han Lin rarely showed a deep expression that did not fit his optimism: "I suddenly remembered that the elderly machine should not be able to Install translation software..."

Tang Lanting: "Well...obviously not."

Han Lin continued: "Uh, then, can't you install the map app?"

Ye Jiao: "No."

Han Lin covered his face in despair, and squatted on the ground: "Is it too late for me to repent now!?"

While he was mad, Tang Lanting looked around and found a newsstand next to him. He walked over and spoke fluent English with the boss.

When Tang Lanting finished chatting with the shop owner, Han Lin saw the expression of the savior and moved over: "Brother Tang, can I call you Brother Tang? Do you speak English so well?!"

Tang Lanting wrote lightly: "When I was in college, I took tourist English as an elective... I suggest that we can go to the nearby subway entrance first, and there are usually free maps there."

Han Lin: "I think we can buy a copy directly at the newsstand..." The words behind him became smaller and smaller under the gaze of the two of them.

Han Lin: Sorry, my thoughts betrayed the proletariat.

Then they asked for directions several times before they found the location of the subway entrance. As Tang Lanting said, there was indeed a free map for tourists there, and Han Lin was shocked to find a fact—it seemed that he was the only one in this team who could not English.

Or it's not that he can't, but that he can't understand the speed of the other party's speech.

After all, anyone who has learned a foreign language knows that you may be able to speak a few sentences by yourself after studying for a long time, but if it is not commonly used in life, when facing foreigners, you will often say "I understand every word they say but I don’t even understand the feeling.”

Regarding this, in the interview after the show, Han Lin said with a face of pain: Isn’t it common sense to return all the English learned after graduation to the teacher! !

Han Lin: I have a feeling that I am the only poor student in the class (tears)

This video was mercilessly ridiculed by countless fans after it was aired on the reality show. Fans said to each other: Xiao Han, you are going to college soon, Lin Lin can rest assured to study, and her mother will not accompany her.

Han Lin felt as if he had a bunch of fake fans.

Because Tang Lanting was in the state of letting go of the shopkeeper, and Han Lin's eyes were dark about the travel, so Ye Jiao formally shouldered the responsibility of the captain and made a check-in plan.

It is known that the three of them only have a total of one hundred yuan. It is definitely not enough to rely on this little money for food, drink, housing and transportation these days, so the program group must have the intention of letting them find ways to make money on their own.

Ye Jiao’s first check-in stop was a well-known architectural university in the city. The university itself was designed by the principal himself. It has a unique and beautiful shape, and is open to outsiders for free, so it is also a unique scenic spot in the city.

The journey to the university is a bit long, so they took the subway and it cost one yuan per person.

At this time, the remaining tourism funds: 97 yuan.

After passing through the security check at the school gate, the three entered the campus smoothly. Tang Landing was tense all the way because he was worried that someone would touch his tail.

Although others can't see it, he can feel the touch when his hair is blown up, which is similar to when a person's hair stands on his head.

When they arrived at the campus, the host's smiling voice came from the headsets of the three: "Congratulations to Ye Jiao, Han Lin, and Tang Landing for arriving at the check-in location! Friendly reminder that you are now more than an hour behind the other team Oh~”

Ye Jiao didn't respond to the tense atmosphere deliberately created by the host: "But our expenses must be much less than theirs. I guess, do they still have 80 yuan in their hands?"

Host: "Well...we won't reveal the situation of the other team!"

Ye Jiao: "Looks like I guessed it right."

host:…………

Tang Lanting coughed lightly, and brought the topic back to the main topic: "Is it over when we get here? Is the check-in completed like this?"

Seeing that there was a step, the host immediately said: "Of course not, after arriving at the check-in location, you have to complete the task to successfully check in! Now we start to randomly select tasks—"

The music played in the headset, Tang Lanting's mouth twitched, almost evoking PTSD - you must know that the last time he drew a lottery, he drew such a cheating thing as a cat buff.

The music stopped, and the host's voice seemed very disappointed: "Punch task: Please find the most famous scenic spots in the school to shoot."

Tang Lanting: So there is actually some cheating mission.

As soon as the words were finished, a staff member ran over and handed each of the three a Polaroid.

The three of them looked at each other and started to move separately.

Half an hour later, Tang Lanting and Ye Jiao finished the filming, but Han Lin got lost.

After discussing with Ye Jiao, Tang Lanting and Ye Jiao decided that they would meet up first and then go to Han Lin. They asked Han Lin to stay where he was through the elderly machine, and then went to the place he described together.

After clocking in, their actions were no longer so urgent. Ye Jiao and Tang Landing were tired from running around on this huge campus before, so they simply borrowed a bicycle.

Ye Jiao raised her long legs and stepped onto the bicycle, then turned around and patted the back seat: "Shall I drive you?"

Looking at his smiling blue eyes, Tang Lanting also stepped into the back seat of the car.

To be honest, the back seat of the bicycle was not comfortable to sit on. Tang Landing was also a big man with a height of nearly 1.8 meters. At this time, he didn't know where to put his legs, so he could only lift them up as much as possible.

With a man who was about the same weight as himself, Ye Jiao didn't feel any strain at all. Tang Lanting felt the surrounding scenery recede quickly, and he reached out to wrap his arms around Ye Jiao's waist in order to maintain his balance.

Tang Lanting: Hmm...

The expression on his face suddenly became a little subtle, and then he moved his hand back a little guilty.

Ye Jiao's abdomen trembled slightly due to his actions: "Lan Lan, don't make trouble, if you make me laugh, be careful and I will throw you off."

Perhaps thinking that being in the car reminded him of his high school days, Tang Landing subconsciously retorted: "Then I have to hold you tight, and you're going to fall together."

As soon as these words came out, Tang Lanting suddenly felt bad—the words were too intimate.

With his back turned to him, Ye Jiao smiled lightly and said, "Then I'll be under you when the time comes, and I'll act as a human/flesh air cushion for you."

Tang Lanting didn't know that this interaction between him and Ye Jiao was later edited into the "Caramel" CP's town circle video, which was praised by CP fans as "the beginning of love".

And when the reality show is broadcast, the barrage peak is also the highest at this time, and passers-by who watch it call out: Good guy, is this a gay dating scene?

Returning the white shirt and bringing people with a bicycle is too pure love!

Some CP fans even wrote a small essay on the spot and analyzed: The conversation between the two seems to be ordinary, but it is precisely this that reveals the trickiness between them.After all, being able to joke without any sense of distance has crossed many plastic friends. I bet a big bowl of Malatang dumplings and Tangtang are not only friends, but also have known each other for a long time!

This remark was ridiculed by many people when the popularity of caramel was not very high at that time, and some people even complained that it was too CP. However, Ye Jiao's continuous slaps in the face later made these people turn around and say: Niubi, are you the legendary candy-picking detail emperor?

Even Ye Jiao's only fans have to say: they don't want to say anything about it.

Because... It is very likely that the fans were still trying to explain "they are just very good friends" and "Ye Jiao is used to being gentle with others" just now, and then the idol began to slap his face left and right in the next second.

For example, at the end of the first episode of the reality show, Ye Jiao and the three of them began to think about where to live at night after finishing the college check-in.

There is something called a cheap hotel in the local area. A room only costs ten dollars a night. Water, electricity and a simple dinner are provided, which can be said to be very cheap.

Ye Jiao and the others are going to live here.

That night, Ye Jiao glanced at the price tag, and suddenly said: "We still have 94 yuan on us now, and there are still many places that need to be clocked in. Let's be more frugal."

"In this way, Lan Ting and I live in a crowded room, and Han Lin, the youngest, lives alone in a room alone. This way, one night will only cost 20 yuan."

It's true that although Ye Jiao's suggestion has some private goods in his heart, but from the perspective of saving money, what he said is completely fine.

The barrage at this time will still be deceived by his seriousness, only some people are distressed that the idol has to be crowded with people in such a small place.

However, Han Lin, as Ye Jiao's loyal fanboy, how could he sit back and watch his idol be so wronged!

So Han Lin immediately stood up and said: "How can that be done! Brother Ye, you have been tired for so long during the day, why don't I sleep with Brother Tang, and take a good rest tonight!"

A crack gradually appeared in Ye Jiao's perfect smile.

Barrage: Han Lin, my little ky baby, stop talking.

Didn't you see that the smile on your brother Ye's face is almost unbearable!

Of course, Han Lin couldn't see what the barrage was talking about, so he continued: "Brother Tang and I are not as tall as you, so it's okay to sleep together, Brother Ye, then sleep at ease!"

Ye Jiao said that he had a foul word to say.

But what else could he do?Didn't he forgive Han Lin like an old father? In the end, Ye Jiao got a single room depressed, and Han Lin and Tang Landing squeezed into one room. By the way, Han Lin happily said to Tang Landing: "Brother Ye, he really What a great guy! It's great to have a crush on him!"

Tang Lanting: ...um.

Barrage: Good. Fan. Silk.

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