After becoming a street writer, I was forced to put on a vest

After walking behind Osamu Dazai for a while, [Osamu Dazai] suddenly seemed to remember something, and took out a book wrapped in a plastic bookcase from the inside of the wet windbreaker.

Luckily it wasn't wet, it's...

Osamu Dazai, who was humming a self-made martyrdom/love song, "accidentally" saw this scene, and exclaimed exaggeratedly in an instant——

"Hey! Why do you have to carry such a thick book with you all the time!"

He danced and danced, as if thinking of something funny, he opened his mouth to attack: "You can't be a student~ Hey! What kind of textbook is this!"

Unexpectedly, [Osamu Dazai], who heard this, replied with a more mocking tone: "No way, no way—what era is this, and you are a fish that slipped through the net of knowledge and education~ Your world is too, poor, too good~"

Uneducated Port Mafia/Armed Detective Agency member: Thanks, I got it.

Then, [Osamu Dazai] stuffed the book back into the windbreaker openly, ignoring someone's curious eyes, and ran to the detective agency first, bouncing around.

"Don't~ don't~ Zhijiang!"

Osamu Dazai behind him shouted like an abandoned widow, waving a non-existent handkerchief and chasing after him.

"Let me read that book!"

Osamu Dazai, who saw the big characters "Oda Sakunosuke" on the booklet with extremely high eyesight, instantly regained his spirits.

——It doesn’t matter whether it’s the bureau or another world, since you dare to use Oda Saku’s name to attract his attention, you must take corresponding responsibilities.

#Man, you managed to get my attention#

#What kind of quotations from the domineering president is this?

[Dazai Osamu] If he could listen, he wouldn't be Ran Yu.Ran Yu, who was wearing Dazai's vest, was jumping around pretending to be happy at the moment, completely ignoring the strange eyes of passers-by on the road, while giving orders to Dan Jiang in his heart.

"Hurry up! Dazai Osamu is about to catch up! You have the ability to give the book, but copy the contents of the novel as well!"

Of course, the book here is not [book], but "Couple Zenzai" by Oda Sakunosuke, which appeared as a binding prop.Ran Yu admitted that he wanted to show off in front of Dazai Zhizhi, but he didn't expect that Danjiang, a guy who cut corners, would actually, just, copy, make, book, book, leather.

He just turned around and ran away suddenly, and it was only because when he was about to take out the book and flip through it, he was told that it was all blank!

Damn it!Dazai must have seen that look in his eyes!

It must be!

So flustered, but still have to keep smiling.

Someone who was trying to keep smiling walked forward in a strange way, listening to Dan Jiang reporting his progress.

"Currently the level of reproduction is 8%"

Too slow!

With a sigh in his heart, [Osamu Dazai] glanced back at Buteizai, who kept a fixed distance from him and was performing without physical objects, feeling even more worried.

At this speed, even going to the Armed Detective Agency can't finish it!But if he ran around at this time, someone who was playing with him would definitely be suspicious, and then seriously play some 18X games with him.

Happy play is always short-lived. Before [Osamu Dazai] could figure out how to delay the time, he ran into the biggest crisis of his vest career.

"Well?"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was walking in front with the dessert, heard the sound of Edogawa's Ranbu, and quickly turned around, only to find that Ranpo-sama, who had always been squinting, had put on glasses at some point, and those green eyes Also opened it.

Have you encountered something that even Ranpo-sama thinks is important?

A certain boy who gnawed his bangs became nervous all of a sudden, and looked over with Luanbu's eyes, and then his expression gradually turned into peas.

What, what, two Mr. Dazai appeared!

At this moment, Ran Yu, who felt that he was going to be seen through, also felt uncomfortable, because when he was about to pass by the other party, he was blocked with his hand, so [Osamu Dazai] had no choice but to stop pitifully.

"Reproducibility 49%"

"So did you do something wrong, another Dazai?"

The boy in the detective uniform nodded, and suddenly stopped talking when [Osamu Dazai] stretched out his fifth finger, curled his lips and looked at Buteizai who was not far away.

"Dazai! Stop standing still! Ranpo-sama is going back to the detective agency!"

Why?Two, two Dazai-san...

The white tiger who was mentally shocked followed the three of them in a daze, while Luanbu in front was separated between the two troublemakers, and he didn't pay attention to the "communication" between the two people's eyes at all.

That's great, the desserts for the next five days are guaranteed!

Really are……

Wearing a vest with a high IQ, but forced to surrender due to the law of [the protagonist's IQ is equal to the author's IQ] Ran Yu himself is trembling in his heart at this moment.

Lord Ranbu must have seen it!As expected of Lord Ranpo, woo woo woo...

While biting the small handkerchief in his heart, he made a childish eye attack with Dazai Osamu, and could only plead in his heart——

Egg sauce!Egg sauce!Try harder!I'm about to have a baby... Ah bah, I'm about to go to the detective agency!

The author has something to say:

Atsushi Nakajima's "Shanyue Ji" is not a collection of short stories except the Shanyue Ji. The version I bought said "[Kokutagawa Ryunosuke] poignant masterpiece, re-translation of Japanese-style Chinese classic stories"

I was curious about what this "Japanese-style Chinese classical story" refers to, but I didn't expect there to be Journey to the West in it.

it's very...

The four famous novels/B!

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