This thing turned out to be a great god

Gu Fan wanted to throw those two red thongs into the trash can, but when he saw the ￥: 119 on the sign, he felt a little bit of pain when he lost it, so he finally brought him back. Home. [t]-..-

Of course, after eating his rice bowl, he didn't forget to go to the supermarket to buy two more boxes of underwear.

When he got home, he opened the 'door' of the house carefully, thinking of the prank this morning, he didn't know what kind of revenge the person who was tricked would do.

After the 'door' of the house was opened, it was dark inside, and two question marks flashed in his mind: did he go out?Or is he doing something on purpose?

He turned on the flashlight in his cell phone and took a picture into the living room. Suddenly, his heart beat and jumped to his throat—he seemed to see a black figure in the living room just now!

He couldn't help but took a step back, and when he was about to escape, the light in the living room snapped and turned on, and Luo Chen was wearing a set of black pajamas with gold embroidery standing at the switch .

Before Gu Fan had time to reprimand him, standing in the dark without making a sound, Luo Chen complained, "Why did you come back so late? I'm going to starve to death!"

Gu Fan put his computer bag on the sofa, looked at the time on his phone, it was 20:20, and then turned his head to look at Luo Chen. He was wearing pajamas, and he should have taken a shower. It would take 10 minutes at the fastest to take a shower. Bar?Then blow dry your hair for at least five to six minutes.

When I first came back, the light in the living room was turned off, which proves that this guy has been in the room for a while, otherwise normal people would not just go into the room to get something, or stay for a while, and would not directly put the light in the living room. off.

Let’s roughly estimate the time. If this guy goes to work, he usually gets off work at six o’clock. Even if the company’s home is closer, he still needs to expect half an hour to go home. In other words, this guy will be around 06:30. I can go home and take a shower or something, around seven o'clock. [t]

There is not an hour in the middle, but there are three or 10 minutes. Will this guy go out to eat by himself, or make it by himself?

Gu Fan took a deep breath, "Excuse me, brother, how did you come here before the day before yesterday?" The meaning beyond the question is: Is your life going to change just because I live in?

"That's because no one told me before the day before yesterday, 'I'll do the housework'!" Ah! "Luo Chen took it for granted, as if saying, once a person makes a promise, he should keep it!

"Since you've said it all, then I should enjoy this treatment, right?" Luo Chen continued, "Isn't there a saying that you don't want nothing!"

Looking at his narcissistic expression, Gu Fan really wanted to slap him to death, if it wasn't for his impressive height of 1.9 meters.

"Didn't your elementary school teacher teach you that you don't get paid for nothing?"

Luo Chen replied more naturally: "Don't you just live here now?"

"You!" Gu Fan glared at him angrily, "Have you prepared your receipt yet?"

After getting the receipt, let's see how you can blackmail me, hum!

"Of course!" Luo Chen nodded, as if he had prepared it long ago, he took out two contract papers from behind him.

Gu Fan was about to pick it up, but Luo Chen dodged it. He pointed the contract in the direction of the kitchen, "Let me have dinner first before signing!"

"Wait!" Gritting his teeth, Gu Fan stuffed his phone into his trousers pocket and walked towards the kitchen.

"If you keep doing the little tricks you did in the morning, you'll be dead!" Luo Chen turned his back and said something, seemingly still not believing him, and followed into the kitchen.

Good friends are always black

Bai Bai: What foods will cause diarrhea when eaten together?

Uncle Lu: Laxative 'medicine'!

During the day: ==, too late to buy!Urgent!

Long Quan: What are you using it for?I asked Du Niang.

"I decided to give up the childish way of putting salt, and upgrade the method." Gu Fan had just finished typing this sentence, and before sending it, he suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and there seemed to be a pair of cold eyes staring at him behind him...

He turned his head with a stiff neck, and saw Luo Chen standing at the door of the kitchen with a straight face, asking coldly: "What are you doing?"

Gu Fan hurriedly put away his phone, "I, I'm collecting recipes!"

"Really?" Luo Chen squinted his eyes and sized him up, then casually leaned against the kitchen door, took out his phone and started playing, "Hurry up!"

Gu Fan heaved a sigh of relief, carefully An Liang's phone, and peeked at the news in the group.

Long Quan: We found it.

Long Quan: Crab + cold food will definitely cause diarrhea!

Long Quan: Rabbit 'meat' + cabbage = diarrhea and vomiting

Mayfly Master: Little Baibai, are you constipated?

Bai Tian: I decided to give up the childish way of adding salt and upgrade the method.

Daytime: ==,

Bai Zhou: Do you have any simpler vegetables?None of the homes above.

Longquan: spinach + leek = diarrhea!

Daylight: /'Yin' sinister, received!

Mayfly God: Ah!I suddenly remembered that there are actually these two dishes in the refrigerator!

"Have you found your recipe?" Just as Gu Fan was going to the refrigerator with a sinister smile to see if there were any spinach and leeks, Luo Chen, who was leaning on the door and playing with his phone, suddenly put away his phone and walked over. Gu Fan was so frightened that he quickly locked the phone screen.

"Search, I found it." He took a guilty step back, then turned to the refrigerator, and soon he found spinach.

Luo Chen said suddenly at this moment, "I suddenly want to eat beef noodles, you should know how to cook them?"

Gu Fan reached into the refrigerator to hold the spinach and froze. He seemed to see his plan as if a glass fell from the table and shattered on the floor!

Luo Chen looked at his petrified back squatting in front of the refrigerator, with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, "There is beef in the refrigerator, I just searched for the recipe of beef noodles, do you have any questions?" ?”

Gu Fan finally gave up on the evil dish of spinach + leek, reluctantly made a bowl of beef noodles under Luo Chen's supervision, and then turned to Luo Chen who was eating noodles with great relish Say, "Receipt!"

Luo Chen swallowed the noodles in his mouth, handed him the contract behind him, then continued to eat noodles, praising while eating: "Your cooking skills are really good, continue to carry forward!"

Listening to his words, Gu Fan didn't feel the joy of being praised at all, so he lowered his head and glanced at the contract.

Before he rented a house, the landlord always issued a receipt directly, and it was also heard that some of them had to sign a contract.

And the content of this contract probably introduced the facilities in the house and explained the fees charged. It was a long story. He directly saw that Party B had signed Luo Chen's name at the signature place at the bottom, and then picked up the signature pen and wrote it on Party A. Fang Chu signed his name.

Gu Fan, with one stroke and one stroke, very neat italics, is completely different from Luo Chen's chic signature.

After the two contracts were signed, he took one and stuffed it into his computer bag. When he saw the newly bought underwear stuffed in the computer bag, he remembered that he wanted to return Luo Chen's pair, so he took out a box. At that time, the innermost box fell out and landed at Luo Chen's feet.

Thanks to Qiao Yihang who forcibly opened it this afternoon, the box that fell out opened its mouth, and the gorgeous things inside came out of the box. f