This thing turned out to be a great god
Chapter 04 You are so naive
Gu Fan's alarm clock was set at [-]:[-], and before the alarm clock rang, he was woken up by a bang, bang, like a 'door' being knocked down.
"What are you doing?" He yelled, and the knock on the 'door' didn't stop.
"Get up!" Luo Chen's voice came from outside the room's door.
Gu Fan took the mobile phone by the 'bed' and turned it on. It was 44:[-], [-] minutes before the alarm clock rang!
Without further ado, he threw the phone aside, fell down, and continued to sleep. Don't underestimate the 44 minutes, it's enough to have another short dream!
"Bang bang—" The noise of knocking on the 'door' sounded again after 1 minute.
Gu Fan covered his head with the quilt, and continued to sleep as if he hadn't heard anything.
The knocking on the 'door' stopped at this moment, and the sound of footsteps outside the room' door got farther and farther away, and then stopped.
But after a while, the footsteps got closer and closer, and finally stopped outside his room 'door', and then he seemed to hear the sound of a key opening the 'door'...
The sound of the key opening the 'door'!
Gu Fan sat up abruptly, facing Luo Chen who opened the 'door' and entered, his four eyes stared at each other in an instant.
Luo Chen was wearing a vest-style sportswear, his fit body couldn't be stopped, and the black sportswear made his complexion very fair.
His short black hair was a little wet, as if he had just finished exercising and was soaked in sweat. His bangs were randomly lifted, revealing his beautiful forehead, which made his brow groove and the bridge of his nose more obvious, making him look a little bit The charm of foreigners.
Compared with Luo Chen, Gu Fan is really a bit sloppy right now, his hair looks like a 'chicken' coop, the neckline of his pajamas is casually loosened, and the 'sexy'/sensual collarbone can be seen faintly.
"Damn, it's none of your business if I can't get out of bed?" Gu Fan said angrily.
"Get up, come, cook, breakfast, meal!" Luo Chen said word by word, "I eat breakfast on time at eight o'clock every morning!"
"I'm going to fuck you up, what time do you eat breakfast has nothing to do with me! I'm not your nanny, why should I cook breakfast for you?" Gu Fan really wanted to slap him to wake him up.
Luo Chen said indifferently: "I always remember that someone said, 'I'll take care of the housework'!"
"You!" Gu Fan was so angry that he blew his beard and stared at him. He just said it casually at the time, but he didn't expect this guy to be so rude!
"I didn't say that." Luo Chen shrugged.
"If you want breakfast, you won't go out to buy it!" Gu Fan kicked away the air-conditioning quilt he was hugging into a ball, put on his slippers and walked outside, expressing his displeasure at being woken up at the moment.
"Okay!" Luo Chen followed Gu Fan's footsteps and left his room, "Then go buy it after you wash up!"
Gu Fan, who was going to the bathroom, immediately stopped and turned around, "I..."
"Did you forget that yesterday morning, we happily talked about additional conditions besides 'full housework'?" Luo Chen's words directly blocked Gu Fan's open mouth.
"It doesn't matter if you forget, I'll refund the rent to you right now..." Luo Chen said, walking towards his room.
After Gu Fanlian took a dozen deep breaths, he gritted his teeth and said six words: "I can't do it!"
Luo Chen smiled and said, "Good boy~", he was so complacent that he almost 'touched' Gu Fan's head with his hands, which made Gu Fan's teeth itch with hatred.
When Gu Fan came out after washing, Luo Chen was taking care of his potted plants on the balcony, and the rising sun was shining on his body, as if it was coated with a layer of golden light, making the tall and slender him look like a fairy who didn't eat fireworks.
Looking at it, Gu Fan's mouth curled into an evil smile, and he turned and entered the kitchen in the next second.
It’s not that Gu Fan doesn’t know how to cook, it’s just that he’s lazy. His specialty is noodles—even if it’s just vermicelli in clear soup, everyone who has eaten it will say that his cooking is delicious, because he can make the noodles or rice noodles tough. Just right.
Twenty minutes later, a pot of 'chicken', egg, and green vegetable noodles came out. He poked his head out of the kitchen and saw that Luo Chen was still watering the potted plants seriously. He retracted his head again, picked up the salt, and smiled wickedly. Five or six spoonfuls were added to the pot.
After he stirred the salt evenly, he left the kitchen, said to Luo Chen who was leaning on the sofa, "Okay, serve it yourself." Then he went back to his room.
When he changed his clothes and came out of the room with his computer bag on his shoulders, Luo Chen was coming out of the living room with a bowl of noodles.
"You don't want to eat?" Luo Chen asked.
"It's too late, I'm going to be late for work." Gu Fan said, opened the 'door', suddenly remembered something, and specially reminded: "Don't forget to prepare the housing receipt or contract for me today, I will come back to sign at night!"
"Bah! Damn! Gu Fan, who are you trying to kill!?"
As soon as Gu Fan finished speaking, he heard Luochen's wolf yelling. With a smirk, he quickly slammed the door of the house and ran away!
Asking you to let Lao Tzu cook you breakfast is just a small blow!
Gu Fan's mood became so good because of this morning's episode, so good that he couldn't help but share this with his good friends at the weekly meeting.
Good friends are always black
During the day: la la la ~
Long Quan: Bloody Monday, why are you still in such a good mood?
Bai Bai: I'll give my new roommate a big shot this morning!I'm in a good mood.
Uncle Lu: / Pick your nose.
Longquan: / in a daze.
Bai Zhou: ==, Aren't you all wondering how I gave him a bad name?
Dragon power: =. = curious.
Bai Tian: I was woken up by that guy early this morning, do you know why he woke me up?
Bai Zhou: He even asked Lao Tzu to cook him breakfast!
Mayfly Master: Then you did.
Bai Zhou: Hmm, at the same time, five or six spoonfuls of salt were put in it, salting him to death!See if he dares to ask me to make breakfast next time!
Mayfly God: You are so naive!
Uncle Lu: You are so naive!
Longquan: You are so naive!
Longquan: I will add dichlorvos to it!
Uncle Lu: I will add dichlorvos to it!
Bai Zhou: ==, you guys are more childish!
Long Quan: Have you noticed that today my aunt's speech is a bit strange, is it because my way of opening the group is wrong?
After being told by Long Quan, Gu Fan really found Mayfly's tone of voice a bit strange today, especially the sentence, and then you did it, how did he know that I did it? !
Mayfly God: Because I'm angry!
Uncle Lu: Too salty?
Longquan: (⊙o⊙)!The aunt said yesterday morning that the tenant who moved in must be Xiaobai! ?
Gu Fan stared at the screen, his heart skipped a beat, could Luo Chen be a mayfly? !
Mayfly God: tat, Xiaobaibai, I haven't eaten your noodles yet, how can you make them for others first?
Long Quan: Don't you two live very close to each other?Why don't you find a time to meet the base?
Long Quan: Uncle Lu, let's go to Beijing together when we have time!Face to face!
Gu Fan kept staring at the word "Mian Ji", tapping his fingertips back and forth on the keyboard, thinking that he would wait until he read Mayfly's words before making a sound.
Mayfly God: Okay, okay!
"Gu Fan!"
Gu Fan was about to type on the keyboard to reply, but there was a harsh sound above his head. f
"What are you doing?" He yelled, and the knock on the 'door' didn't stop.
"Get up!" Luo Chen's voice came from outside the room's door.
Gu Fan took the mobile phone by the 'bed' and turned it on. It was 44:[-], [-] minutes before the alarm clock rang!
Without further ado, he threw the phone aside, fell down, and continued to sleep. Don't underestimate the 44 minutes, it's enough to have another short dream!
"Bang bang—" The noise of knocking on the 'door' sounded again after 1 minute.
Gu Fan covered his head with the quilt, and continued to sleep as if he hadn't heard anything.
The knocking on the 'door' stopped at this moment, and the sound of footsteps outside the room' door got farther and farther away, and then stopped.
But after a while, the footsteps got closer and closer, and finally stopped outside his room 'door', and then he seemed to hear the sound of a key opening the 'door'...
The sound of the key opening the 'door'!
Gu Fan sat up abruptly, facing Luo Chen who opened the 'door' and entered, his four eyes stared at each other in an instant.
Luo Chen was wearing a vest-style sportswear, his fit body couldn't be stopped, and the black sportswear made his complexion very fair.
His short black hair was a little wet, as if he had just finished exercising and was soaked in sweat. His bangs were randomly lifted, revealing his beautiful forehead, which made his brow groove and the bridge of his nose more obvious, making him look a little bit The charm of foreigners.
Compared with Luo Chen, Gu Fan is really a bit sloppy right now, his hair looks like a 'chicken' coop, the neckline of his pajamas is casually loosened, and the 'sexy'/sensual collarbone can be seen faintly.
"Damn, it's none of your business if I can't get out of bed?" Gu Fan said angrily.
"Get up, come, cook, breakfast, meal!" Luo Chen said word by word, "I eat breakfast on time at eight o'clock every morning!"
"I'm going to fuck you up, what time do you eat breakfast has nothing to do with me! I'm not your nanny, why should I cook breakfast for you?" Gu Fan really wanted to slap him to wake him up.
Luo Chen said indifferently: "I always remember that someone said, 'I'll take care of the housework'!"
"You!" Gu Fan was so angry that he blew his beard and stared at him. He just said it casually at the time, but he didn't expect this guy to be so rude!
"I didn't say that." Luo Chen shrugged.
"If you want breakfast, you won't go out to buy it!" Gu Fan kicked away the air-conditioning quilt he was hugging into a ball, put on his slippers and walked outside, expressing his displeasure at being woken up at the moment.
"Okay!" Luo Chen followed Gu Fan's footsteps and left his room, "Then go buy it after you wash up!"
Gu Fan, who was going to the bathroom, immediately stopped and turned around, "I..."
"Did you forget that yesterday morning, we happily talked about additional conditions besides 'full housework'?" Luo Chen's words directly blocked Gu Fan's open mouth.
"It doesn't matter if you forget, I'll refund the rent to you right now..." Luo Chen said, walking towards his room.
After Gu Fanlian took a dozen deep breaths, he gritted his teeth and said six words: "I can't do it!"
Luo Chen smiled and said, "Good boy~", he was so complacent that he almost 'touched' Gu Fan's head with his hands, which made Gu Fan's teeth itch with hatred.
When Gu Fan came out after washing, Luo Chen was taking care of his potted plants on the balcony, and the rising sun was shining on his body, as if it was coated with a layer of golden light, making the tall and slender him look like a fairy who didn't eat fireworks.
Looking at it, Gu Fan's mouth curled into an evil smile, and he turned and entered the kitchen in the next second.
It’s not that Gu Fan doesn’t know how to cook, it’s just that he’s lazy. His specialty is noodles—even if it’s just vermicelli in clear soup, everyone who has eaten it will say that his cooking is delicious, because he can make the noodles or rice noodles tough. Just right.
Twenty minutes later, a pot of 'chicken', egg, and green vegetable noodles came out. He poked his head out of the kitchen and saw that Luo Chen was still watering the potted plants seriously. He retracted his head again, picked up the salt, and smiled wickedly. Five or six spoonfuls were added to the pot.
After he stirred the salt evenly, he left the kitchen, said to Luo Chen who was leaning on the sofa, "Okay, serve it yourself." Then he went back to his room.
When he changed his clothes and came out of the room with his computer bag on his shoulders, Luo Chen was coming out of the living room with a bowl of noodles.
"You don't want to eat?" Luo Chen asked.
"It's too late, I'm going to be late for work." Gu Fan said, opened the 'door', suddenly remembered something, and specially reminded: "Don't forget to prepare the housing receipt or contract for me today, I will come back to sign at night!"
"Bah! Damn! Gu Fan, who are you trying to kill!?"
As soon as Gu Fan finished speaking, he heard Luochen's wolf yelling. With a smirk, he quickly slammed the door of the house and ran away!
Asking you to let Lao Tzu cook you breakfast is just a small blow!
Gu Fan's mood became so good because of this morning's episode, so good that he couldn't help but share this with his good friends at the weekly meeting.
Good friends are always black
During the day: la la la ~
Long Quan: Bloody Monday, why are you still in such a good mood?
Bai Bai: I'll give my new roommate a big shot this morning!I'm in a good mood.
Uncle Lu: / Pick your nose.
Longquan: / in a daze.
Bai Zhou: ==, Aren't you all wondering how I gave him a bad name?
Dragon power: =. = curious.
Bai Tian: I was woken up by that guy early this morning, do you know why he woke me up?
Bai Zhou: He even asked Lao Tzu to cook him breakfast!
Mayfly Master: Then you did.
Bai Zhou: Hmm, at the same time, five or six spoonfuls of salt were put in it, salting him to death!See if he dares to ask me to make breakfast next time!
Mayfly God: You are so naive!
Uncle Lu: You are so naive!
Longquan: You are so naive!
Longquan: I will add dichlorvos to it!
Uncle Lu: I will add dichlorvos to it!
Bai Zhou: ==, you guys are more childish!
Long Quan: Have you noticed that today my aunt's speech is a bit strange, is it because my way of opening the group is wrong?
After being told by Long Quan, Gu Fan really found Mayfly's tone of voice a bit strange today, especially the sentence, and then you did it, how did he know that I did it? !
Mayfly God: Because I'm angry!
Uncle Lu: Too salty?
Longquan: (⊙o⊙)!The aunt said yesterday morning that the tenant who moved in must be Xiaobai! ?
Gu Fan stared at the screen, his heart skipped a beat, could Luo Chen be a mayfly? !
Mayfly God: tat, Xiaobaibai, I haven't eaten your noodles yet, how can you make them for others first?
Long Quan: Don't you two live very close to each other?Why don't you find a time to meet the base?
Long Quan: Uncle Lu, let's go to Beijing together when we have time!Face to face!
Gu Fan kept staring at the word "Mian Ji", tapping his fingertips back and forth on the keyboard, thinking that he would wait until he read Mayfly's words before making a sound.
Mayfly God: Okay, okay!
"Gu Fan!"
Gu Fan was about to type on the keyboard to reply, but there was a harsh sound above his head. f
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