Premature ejaculation! ! !
Only these two words remained in Ying Zheng's mind over and over again!
Longjing had already taken out a bottle of spring water and washed his face clean. He supported Ying Zheng and began to dress him. Because it proved that Ying Zheng was not abolished, he hummed a little song happily.
After all, he had been a soldier for several years, and he was really able to handle things like dressing himself. Although it was the first time for him to dress others, except for the first one or two pieces that he couldn't wear well, it went smoothly after that.When he was finally dressed, Longjing realized that Ying Zheng's face was... er, grief-stricken?
He thought about it carefully, and finally understood the reason.
"Well, Ah Zheng." He said softly, "Although, you really had premature ejaculation this time... But, don't be afraid, this is much better than abolishing it, and it will definitely be cured .”
Ying Zheng didn't speak.
Longjing was a little uneasy. Generally speaking, it was all his fault...
After all, he had personally experienced how strong Ying Zheng was for the first time...
"You...how about..." Longjing hesitated.
'Boom dong dong'
Yu Muliang outside the door waited for a long time, seeing the time getting later and later, he finally couldn't help it: "Your Majesty, it's time to go to court, Your Majesty, the villain is coming in!"
It's good that Ying Zheng wants to take advantage, but he is not a fatuous king. Hearing Yu Muliang's voice, he immediately urged: "Hurry up and get dressed with me."
Longjing also understood this matter, so he didn't procrastinate, and he didn't get entangled when he heard the words. He helped Ying Zheng get dressed first, and then went to open the door.
Yu Muliang was about to knock on the door, but Longjing had already opened the door.
With a sound of 'squeak', Yu Muliang almost fell on his back into Longjing's arms. At least he stopped his feet, and Yu Muliang raised his head and said, "Oh, son, why is it you?"
He also had a sudden thought: Why is this different from what he thought?He thought, these two people are considered Longyang, after all, his master, His Royal Highness King Qin should be the one above, why is it Longjing who opened the door?
Looking at it again, Yu Muliang almost burst into tears—his master, King Qin, is still sitting on the couch...the one with a pale face, uh... Could it be that he has guessed the positions of the two of them wrong all this time?
Yu Muliang was still thinking wildly, but Ying Zheng said impatiently: "Go and lure those servants away, Ajing and I need to take a small path to get to the main hall quickly."
Yu Muliang was so excited that he didn't dare to guess any more, he hurriedly replied: "No."
Then he turned around... staggered, almost fell face to the ground, he got up hurriedly, and shouted to the servants around: "What are you doing in a daze? Come with me!"
A greeting finally led away the servants nearby.
Ying Zheng felt that he would not be ashamed and thrown all over the Qin Palace, so he waved to Longjing: "Ah Jing, carry me on your back."
He felt that he had to emphasize it first, otherwise he would have the "princess hug" in Changping City at that time, and he would really not have to live...
Longjing didn't see through the little things in his belly, so he only replied: "Okay."
Then he carried him on his back, practiced lightness kung fu, and really took the path to the main hall...
Yu Muliang is worthy of being the best of the best, not only distracted the servants, but also thought of a way to get all the civil and military officials out of the hall to watch a farce.
Yingzheng and Longjing took the opportunity to enter the main hall, sat down, and prepared for the court meeting.
Finally, the court meeting ended, and when everyone was almost gone, Yu Muliang returned to the main hall with a pot of warm wine in his hand, and closed the door, just in time to see Longjing running to Yingzheng and saying, "Azheng, let's go out today." Gong Gong went to a wild doctor to have a look. You may spread gossip after seeing your fault, but if the wild doctor doesn't know the root cause, wouldn't it be much more convenient? Premature ejaculation still needs to be..."
Yu Muliang's calf trembled, and he suddenly thought of something that was not harmonious... The tray in his hand touched the jug, and there was a soft sound.Ying Zheng raised his head and looked at him.
Yu Muliang felt that he was in danger, his legs trembled, and he almost fell to his knees.
Long Jing didn't see what happened behind him, and just kept saying, "Besides, aren't you helpless with women? Let's just go out of the palace to see..."
Yu Muliang felt that if he was going to die, he would not be wronged. Who let him break the two secrets of the young King Qin in one day?
Longjing talked for a long time: "So, Ah Zheng, do you think it's okay?"
Ying Zheng's heart was broken at this moment.
With a livid face, he said, "Does the contract you wrote last night still count?"
"What contract? Oh...that...well, it counts, I signed it." Longjing thought of the contract that if Yingzheng really didn't have feelings for women unfortunately, he would become a living target.
"Yu Muliang, come here." Ying Zheng waved to his servant.
"No." Holding the plate, Yu Muliang mustered up his courage and walked over slowly.It's actually pretty safe to walk step by step.It's just that if the tray doesn't vibrate slightly, it's fine.
"You're going to be a personal witness." Ying Zheng said, "Ajing, can Yu Muliang be the witness of the contract between us?"
Longjing was surprised when he saw that Yu Muliang was here. Listening to Ying Zheng's words and seeing Yu Muliang's performance, there was nothing he didn't know.
To be honest, he also thinks Yu Muliang is pretty good.
That being the case, let's help Yu Muliang for a while.
"No problem," he said.
Yu Muliang let out a deep breath of turbid air, and his heart was completely put back in his stomach. He knew that his life was saved, and not only that, as long as he behaved well in the future, there would be prosperity and wealth waiting for him to enjoy. .
Yu Muliang has estimated his future, and his attitude towards Longjing is three points better than before: "Thank you, my son, thank you, Your Majesty."
At that moment, Longjing talked about the contract between the two of them, and Yu Muliang became more and more confused the more he listened to it, and felt that it was very strange.No matter what he heard, he felt that Longjing was deceived.
When Longjing finished speaking and asked his opinion, Yu Muliang said respectfully: "The villain thinks what the young master said is very reasonable. The king's two illnesses should not be delayed any longer. Fear of women is the most important thing. After all This matter is imminent. However, the other... ahem, the villain thinks that there is no need to invite some wild doctor to look at it. After all, if this doctor is an ignorant and swindler, nothing will happen to the king ? According to the villain, if you don't... If you don't, please continue to treat the king?"
Yes, although Yu Muliang guessed that Longjing might be deceived by Yingzheng, but he was not going to tell Longjing, is this true, because King Qin Yingzheng is his master, and he can't do such things as betraying the master. Second, it's because, he feels that Longjing is not stupid, but every time he encounters his master's affairs, he is a little bit unsightly. The article here must be quite small...
"I treat it?" Longjing asked, "How should I treat it? I'm not a doctor."
Yu Muliang glanced at Ying Zheng, saw him nodding his head slightly, and said nonsense: "Young Master, I don't know that Ruoyi likes to eat a dish very much, and every time he sees this dish, he can't help it, so let him eat more. Is it okay to eat until he doesn’t want to eat?”
"That makes sense," Longjing nodded, "But what does this have to do with me?"
Yu Muliang smiled without saying a word.
"...You say I'm a dish? So, you want me to be eaten by Ah Zheng until he doesn't want to eat it?" Longjing's face twisted, "I'm a dish? Am I a dish?"
"It's not like this, son, what about you, you want to make the king get used to... get used to it, won't you be able to persist for a long time?" Yu Muliang followed the temptation.
Ying Zheng took a full set of blowjobs in his head, and felt that Yu Muliang was very winky and wise, and it was time to reward him with something more this month...
Longjing raised his head to look at Ying Zheng: "What Yu Muliang said, uh, it makes no sense, right?"
Ying Zheng said, "No, I think what Yu Muliang said is quite right. What if a dose of medicine in Yelang completely cripples me?"
"That's right," Yu Muliang said, "Young master, the king has become like this, alas... there is also your reason, isn't it? If your sleeping position... the villain should die, the villain should not make rash comments on the young master..."
Longjing was helpless: "Forget it, forget it, I'll just treat myself as eating a lollipop with a strange flavor."
"Lollipop?" Ying Zheng was surprised.
Longjing pouted his mouth below him: "No, it's just yours."
Ying Zheng was a little excited again...
"Now, let's go out of the palace to find different types of women..." Longjing pulled him up, "Yu Muliang, pay more attention to the things in the palace."
"Here!" Yu Muliang responded, and after Longjing and the others left, he said with a smile, "Looks like I should go to the imperial physician to get some tendon softening medicine or something to add to the fun. The king will definitely like it very much."
Seven days later.
Ying Zheng gritted his teeth and pushed a woman with heavy make-up, buttocks and hips down: "Longjing, get out of here!"
Longjing at the door was eating peaches in a daze, when he heard a shout from inside, he almost bit his own tongue.He threw Taozi away and rushed in: "What's the matter? What happened?"
"This woman! Where did she come from?" Ying Zheng gritted his teeth.
"It's in the fence," Longjing said, "Don't worry, she hasn't budged yet..."
"I mean, why did you get her into my bed!!!" Ying Zheng yelled.
"Don't worry, I blindfolded her and recited it..." Longjing still didn't understand the point.
"You!" Ying Zheng stood up and pointed at him, "She can come up here too? I didn't know you could be so generous!"
"I'm not..."
"Don't you just dislike me?" Ying Zheng complained, "You have worked hard these days, well, I don't need your help in the future, you can go..."
"Ah ah ah..." Longjing became anxious, "Ah Zheng, Ah Zheng, I didn't mean that, I was wrong, can I be wrong? Even my hands and mouth hurt..."
"It's made by a dog," the naked gentleman who was thrown to the ground by Ying Zheng finally understood. "You rich people are sick! You don't like women and you got me here!"
"Who told you that I don't like women anymore?" Longjing roared reflexively.
Then, he saw Ying Zheng's angry eyes.
He suddenly remembered that Ying Zheng was a man who could not treat women... Could it be that what he said just now hurt Ying Zheng again?
Forget it, a gay guy is a gay guy, this woman is just an insignificant person, just to make a bet and make my brother unhappy.So, he immediately changed his words: "So what if you like men?"
"Screw your mother's shame!" the Qing waiter scolded, "You two bird people..."
Listening to her words, Longjing felt unpleasant, so he simply slapped her, making the world quiet...
"This woman?" Ying Zheng looked at him.
"I'm responsible for throwing it out." Longjing said, "I didn't treat her badly, I already bought her body deed, Ah Zheng, don't be angry..."
"I've tried all kinds of women these days." Ying Zheng sighed, "You know I can't do it, why do you want to humiliate me with this?"
Longjing felt even more guilty: "Well, I won't be like this in the future."
Ying Zheng smiled, and felt that it was time to mention the contract: "But now all the officials are forcing me to be the heir apparent, Ah Jing, does your contract still count?"
Longjing's heart skipped a beat, he hesitated again and again, and when he finally wanted to speak, he heard Yu Muliang's footsteps coming in a hurry outside: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, General Wang Jian sent someone to send an urgent military message!"
The author has something to say: the final exam is over today, and my foot has been broken several times.Before the final exam, I lost my ID card, bank card, and student ID. I thought I would not be able to take the final exam.Good risk, good risk.
I just wanted to thank my friends who threw mines, but found that no one threw mines for me~~~~(>_<)~~~~
Have you all forgotten me?
Only these two words remained in Ying Zheng's mind over and over again!
Longjing had already taken out a bottle of spring water and washed his face clean. He supported Ying Zheng and began to dress him. Because it proved that Ying Zheng was not abolished, he hummed a little song happily.
After all, he had been a soldier for several years, and he was really able to handle things like dressing himself. Although it was the first time for him to dress others, except for the first one or two pieces that he couldn't wear well, it went smoothly after that.When he was finally dressed, Longjing realized that Ying Zheng's face was... er, grief-stricken?
He thought about it carefully, and finally understood the reason.
"Well, Ah Zheng." He said softly, "Although, you really had premature ejaculation this time... But, don't be afraid, this is much better than abolishing it, and it will definitely be cured .”
Ying Zheng didn't speak.
Longjing was a little uneasy. Generally speaking, it was all his fault...
After all, he had personally experienced how strong Ying Zheng was for the first time...
"You...how about..." Longjing hesitated.
'Boom dong dong'
Yu Muliang outside the door waited for a long time, seeing the time getting later and later, he finally couldn't help it: "Your Majesty, it's time to go to court, Your Majesty, the villain is coming in!"
It's good that Ying Zheng wants to take advantage, but he is not a fatuous king. Hearing Yu Muliang's voice, he immediately urged: "Hurry up and get dressed with me."
Longjing also understood this matter, so he didn't procrastinate, and he didn't get entangled when he heard the words. He helped Ying Zheng get dressed first, and then went to open the door.
Yu Muliang was about to knock on the door, but Longjing had already opened the door.
With a sound of 'squeak', Yu Muliang almost fell on his back into Longjing's arms. At least he stopped his feet, and Yu Muliang raised his head and said, "Oh, son, why is it you?"
He also had a sudden thought: Why is this different from what he thought?He thought, these two people are considered Longyang, after all, his master, His Royal Highness King Qin should be the one above, why is it Longjing who opened the door?
Looking at it again, Yu Muliang almost burst into tears—his master, King Qin, is still sitting on the couch...the one with a pale face, uh... Could it be that he has guessed the positions of the two of them wrong all this time?
Yu Muliang was still thinking wildly, but Ying Zheng said impatiently: "Go and lure those servants away, Ajing and I need to take a small path to get to the main hall quickly."
Yu Muliang was so excited that he didn't dare to guess any more, he hurriedly replied: "No."
Then he turned around... staggered, almost fell face to the ground, he got up hurriedly, and shouted to the servants around: "What are you doing in a daze? Come with me!"
A greeting finally led away the servants nearby.
Ying Zheng felt that he would not be ashamed and thrown all over the Qin Palace, so he waved to Longjing: "Ah Jing, carry me on your back."
He felt that he had to emphasize it first, otherwise he would have the "princess hug" in Changping City at that time, and he would really not have to live...
Longjing didn't see through the little things in his belly, so he only replied: "Okay."
Then he carried him on his back, practiced lightness kung fu, and really took the path to the main hall...
Yu Muliang is worthy of being the best of the best, not only distracted the servants, but also thought of a way to get all the civil and military officials out of the hall to watch a farce.
Yingzheng and Longjing took the opportunity to enter the main hall, sat down, and prepared for the court meeting.
Finally, the court meeting ended, and when everyone was almost gone, Yu Muliang returned to the main hall with a pot of warm wine in his hand, and closed the door, just in time to see Longjing running to Yingzheng and saying, "Azheng, let's go out today." Gong Gong went to a wild doctor to have a look. You may spread gossip after seeing your fault, but if the wild doctor doesn't know the root cause, wouldn't it be much more convenient? Premature ejaculation still needs to be..."
Yu Muliang's calf trembled, and he suddenly thought of something that was not harmonious... The tray in his hand touched the jug, and there was a soft sound.Ying Zheng raised his head and looked at him.
Yu Muliang felt that he was in danger, his legs trembled, and he almost fell to his knees.
Long Jing didn't see what happened behind him, and just kept saying, "Besides, aren't you helpless with women? Let's just go out of the palace to see..."
Yu Muliang felt that if he was going to die, he would not be wronged. Who let him break the two secrets of the young King Qin in one day?
Longjing talked for a long time: "So, Ah Zheng, do you think it's okay?"
Ying Zheng's heart was broken at this moment.
With a livid face, he said, "Does the contract you wrote last night still count?"
"What contract? Oh...that...well, it counts, I signed it." Longjing thought of the contract that if Yingzheng really didn't have feelings for women unfortunately, he would become a living target.
"Yu Muliang, come here." Ying Zheng waved to his servant.
"No." Holding the plate, Yu Muliang mustered up his courage and walked over slowly.It's actually pretty safe to walk step by step.It's just that if the tray doesn't vibrate slightly, it's fine.
"You're going to be a personal witness." Ying Zheng said, "Ajing, can Yu Muliang be the witness of the contract between us?"
Longjing was surprised when he saw that Yu Muliang was here. Listening to Ying Zheng's words and seeing Yu Muliang's performance, there was nothing he didn't know.
To be honest, he also thinks Yu Muliang is pretty good.
That being the case, let's help Yu Muliang for a while.
"No problem," he said.
Yu Muliang let out a deep breath of turbid air, and his heart was completely put back in his stomach. He knew that his life was saved, and not only that, as long as he behaved well in the future, there would be prosperity and wealth waiting for him to enjoy. .
Yu Muliang has estimated his future, and his attitude towards Longjing is three points better than before: "Thank you, my son, thank you, Your Majesty."
At that moment, Longjing talked about the contract between the two of them, and Yu Muliang became more and more confused the more he listened to it, and felt that it was very strange.No matter what he heard, he felt that Longjing was deceived.
When Longjing finished speaking and asked his opinion, Yu Muliang said respectfully: "The villain thinks what the young master said is very reasonable. The king's two illnesses should not be delayed any longer. Fear of women is the most important thing. After all This matter is imminent. However, the other... ahem, the villain thinks that there is no need to invite some wild doctor to look at it. After all, if this doctor is an ignorant and swindler, nothing will happen to the king ? According to the villain, if you don't... If you don't, please continue to treat the king?"
Yes, although Yu Muliang guessed that Longjing might be deceived by Yingzheng, but he was not going to tell Longjing, is this true, because King Qin Yingzheng is his master, and he can't do such things as betraying the master. Second, it's because, he feels that Longjing is not stupid, but every time he encounters his master's affairs, he is a little bit unsightly. The article here must be quite small...
"I treat it?" Longjing asked, "How should I treat it? I'm not a doctor."
Yu Muliang glanced at Ying Zheng, saw him nodding his head slightly, and said nonsense: "Young Master, I don't know that Ruoyi likes to eat a dish very much, and every time he sees this dish, he can't help it, so let him eat more. Is it okay to eat until he doesn’t want to eat?”
"That makes sense," Longjing nodded, "But what does this have to do with me?"
Yu Muliang smiled without saying a word.
"...You say I'm a dish? So, you want me to be eaten by Ah Zheng until he doesn't want to eat it?" Longjing's face twisted, "I'm a dish? Am I a dish?"
"It's not like this, son, what about you, you want to make the king get used to... get used to it, won't you be able to persist for a long time?" Yu Muliang followed the temptation.
Ying Zheng took a full set of blowjobs in his head, and felt that Yu Muliang was very winky and wise, and it was time to reward him with something more this month...
Longjing raised his head to look at Ying Zheng: "What Yu Muliang said, uh, it makes no sense, right?"
Ying Zheng said, "No, I think what Yu Muliang said is quite right. What if a dose of medicine in Yelang completely cripples me?"
"That's right," Yu Muliang said, "Young master, the king has become like this, alas... there is also your reason, isn't it? If your sleeping position... the villain should die, the villain should not make rash comments on the young master..."
Longjing was helpless: "Forget it, forget it, I'll just treat myself as eating a lollipop with a strange flavor."
"Lollipop?" Ying Zheng was surprised.
Longjing pouted his mouth below him: "No, it's just yours."
Ying Zheng was a little excited again...
"Now, let's go out of the palace to find different types of women..." Longjing pulled him up, "Yu Muliang, pay more attention to the things in the palace."
"Here!" Yu Muliang responded, and after Longjing and the others left, he said with a smile, "Looks like I should go to the imperial physician to get some tendon softening medicine or something to add to the fun. The king will definitely like it very much."
Seven days later.
Ying Zheng gritted his teeth and pushed a woman with heavy make-up, buttocks and hips down: "Longjing, get out of here!"
Longjing at the door was eating peaches in a daze, when he heard a shout from inside, he almost bit his own tongue.He threw Taozi away and rushed in: "What's the matter? What happened?"
"This woman! Where did she come from?" Ying Zheng gritted his teeth.
"It's in the fence," Longjing said, "Don't worry, she hasn't budged yet..."
"I mean, why did you get her into my bed!!!" Ying Zheng yelled.
"Don't worry, I blindfolded her and recited it..." Longjing still didn't understand the point.
"You!" Ying Zheng stood up and pointed at him, "She can come up here too? I didn't know you could be so generous!"
"I'm not..."
"Don't you just dislike me?" Ying Zheng complained, "You have worked hard these days, well, I don't need your help in the future, you can go..."
"Ah ah ah..." Longjing became anxious, "Ah Zheng, Ah Zheng, I didn't mean that, I was wrong, can I be wrong? Even my hands and mouth hurt..."
"It's made by a dog," the naked gentleman who was thrown to the ground by Ying Zheng finally understood. "You rich people are sick! You don't like women and you got me here!"
"Who told you that I don't like women anymore?" Longjing roared reflexively.
Then, he saw Ying Zheng's angry eyes.
He suddenly remembered that Ying Zheng was a man who could not treat women... Could it be that what he said just now hurt Ying Zheng again?
Forget it, a gay guy is a gay guy, this woman is just an insignificant person, just to make a bet and make my brother unhappy.So, he immediately changed his words: "So what if you like men?"
"Screw your mother's shame!" the Qing waiter scolded, "You two bird people..."
Listening to her words, Longjing felt unpleasant, so he simply slapped her, making the world quiet...
"This woman?" Ying Zheng looked at him.
"I'm responsible for throwing it out." Longjing said, "I didn't treat her badly, I already bought her body deed, Ah Zheng, don't be angry..."
"I've tried all kinds of women these days." Ying Zheng sighed, "You know I can't do it, why do you want to humiliate me with this?"
Longjing felt even more guilty: "Well, I won't be like this in the future."
Ying Zheng smiled, and felt that it was time to mention the contract: "But now all the officials are forcing me to be the heir apparent, Ah Jing, does your contract still count?"
Longjing's heart skipped a beat, he hesitated again and again, and when he finally wanted to speak, he heard Yu Muliang's footsteps coming in a hurry outside: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, General Wang Jian sent someone to send an urgent military message!"
The author has something to say: the final exam is over today, and my foot has been broken several times.Before the final exam, I lost my ID card, bank card, and student ID. I thought I would not be able to take the final exam.Good risk, good risk.
I just wanted to thank my friends who threw mines, but found that no one threw mines for me~~~~(>_<)~~~~
Have you all forgotten me?
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