The Longjing army rested in place for two days, and after eating wild game, Longjing finally received the news that the soldiers who came to attack them had been replaced by a noble boy named Ji Guan from Gongsun Hui.
crest?Celosia?organ?Tangmen?
Longjing, who was almost bursting out laughing, turned around and realized that a big fish was coming.
Yingzheng gave him extra lessons back then: when the Western Zhou Dynasty was founded, he granted the title of Marquis of Chitu, and granted 71 kingdoms, 53 of which were under the surname of Ji.Up to now, there are only seven countries left. Among the seven countries, Qin and Zhao have the surname of Ying, Chu has the surname of Mi, Tian Qi has the surname of Gui, and in the remaining three countries, Yan, Wei, and Han all have the surname of Ji.
A nobleman who was born in Wei State, and his surname is Ji, this status cannot be lowered no matter how you think about it.
Throwing away the grass roots in his mouth, Longjing stood up and clapped his hands: "Brothers, copy guys, big fish come!"
All the soldiers gathered together with a whoosh, their ears pricked up: "Little general, who is that big fish?"
At this time, the big fish at the mouth of Longjing, Ji Guan, the nephew of King Wei, was riding a very clean white horse and shaking his head: "This horse is not well selected, why does it have black hair on its forehead?"
"My lord, this horse has black hair, which is actually something to be particular about." Said Jun Jun beside him, drooling.
"Fancy?" Ji Guan squinted, "What's the point?"
"This is a beautiful horse, one of a kind in a thousand." Junjun laughed, "Look, this horse is so unique, it is white all over, but has black hair on its forehead, oh no, it is a beautiful woman, how handsome it is .It is suitable for you!"
Ji Guan was delighted to hear this, and took out a golden ball from his pocket and threw it to him: "Take it, you can talk."
The [-] soldiers who followed behind were all lifeless.He didn't dare to say that Ji Guan was wrong, so he could only pretend to be deaf and blind.
"The grandson of the immortal queen mother of Qin, hmph." Ji Guan sneered, "It's just a child who is still young, I pinch my two fingers like this, hey, I will gently pinch him to death, His egg yolk is squeezed out."
After hearing this, Jianjun's face turned pale: "My lord, my lord. Where did you hear the rude... talk. You can talk about it here. If you go back to the capital and still say that, my lord listens." When it arrives, my head will be gone.”
"Let's talk nonsense, it's rare to leave the capital to play. You talk about it all day long, what are you talking about? Don't tell me you're a woman after you lose your head?" Ji Guan sneered.
"Don't forget, the king asked you to come out because of meritorious deeds." The soldier said boldly.
"I know," Ji Guan gave him a sideways glance, "Uncle said that this military achievement is something that can be easily obtained, and told me to take it conveniently."
"Yes, yes, you will be able to catch it when you go out." After the soldier finished speaking, he shrank his neck, stepped aside, and secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"With my aunt here, my uncle will naturally love me the most. What is the crown prince? If I want to, tell my aunt that my uncle will definitely give me the position of crown prince. This time the crown prince and I both want to come, but the result? My aunt The prince can only roll back to the queen's arms and cry obediently. Hahaha." Ji Guan laughed triumphantly.
The closest guards pretended not to hear anything.It is an indisputable fact that the imperial families of the Seven Kingdoms are promiscuous. To put it bluntly, who knows whose son this young master Ji Guan is?It’s nothing, what’s more than what’s better than what’s better than what’s worse? In Yan State, even the King of Yan is a courtier...Wei State is much better than Yan State.
Joining the army echoed repeatedly, but from where he couldn't see, he chuckled coldly: "When your mother is old, the king can still..."
Longjing didn't know the situation here, if he knew, perhaps he wouldn't have to repeatedly deduce how to wipe out Ji Guan and others at this moment.
"Because I don't know the specific situation, I can only assume that the ten thousand Wei soldiers are elite soldiers, and Ji Guan is a character who is good at strategy." He called the army commander and centurion commander, and explained carefully, "So, I assume that he will send scouts along the way to check the terrain and our situation..."
At the same moment, Ji Champion was in the middle.
"My lord, do you think you want to send scouts to investigate the situation along the way?" The soldier said cautiously, "It is said that the 5000 people are also coming to Mianchi, if they run into each other..."
"No need!" Ji Guan waved his hand triumphantly, "It's only 5000 people, and the leader of the army is still a young man. I can stab him to death with a single finger. If we hit him, we will hit him. Our army is twice as strong as theirs. Ah, twice, two against one, they will lose anyway.”
At this time, Longjing also happened to talk about the issue of military strength: "We only have [-] soldiers, but they have [-]. In terms of numbers, we can't match them. The only advantage at this time is: we have been here for more than three days. I have had enough rest, and I have figured out the terrain. And they have marched all the way, and they are not familiar with the terrain here. Therefore, we have an advantage. Now, we must strengthen this advantage as much as possible. I decided to send two groups Scouts, within a radius of five miles, detect their whereabouts. Four miles away, there is a big river. If they choose to cross the bridge, we will ambush everyone by the bridge, and if they choose to cross the forest , we will ambush in the forest ahead of time... Our manpower is limited, and the exact location of the ambush depends on the reports of the scouts. A few days ago, I asked you to dig more traps and destroy most of the foundation of the wooden bridge..."
the same moment.
Joining the army said: "But son, we are not familiar with the terrain here. And..."
"Are you the chief general?" Ji Guan gave him a cold look, "Don't forget your duty. You are so nervous when you are facing a stinky bastard. A servant is a servant, and he has no roots."
Hearing the words, the army soldier lowered his head to cover his ugly face, pretended to obey, and retreated.
Longjing is still analyzing the advantages here: "Of course, we don't rule out that Ji Guan's troops will be divided into two groups. Although I don't think he will rashly weaken his numerical advantage, if he divides his forces into two groups, we will no longer fight against the wooden bridge. Ambushing in the forest, but changing to outside the forest, our number is already small, if we divide our forces, we will weaken ourselves..."
On the other side, Ji Guan laughed triumphantly: "Fists are the last word, isn't that Mi Jing? Just wait for your grandpa Ji to teach you how to be a human being!"
Longjing's side has already made arrangements: "...In short, act according to what I said immediately. I hope that after this battle, we can sit down and eat meat and drink together!"
Everyone responded in unison and scattered in all directions.
But Longjing remained where he was, not saying a word.
"Little General, what's wrong?" Wang Wei couldn't help asking.
Longjing shook his head: "With the lives of 5000 people on my shoulders, I am afraid that I will miss any details. I have to think again. Is there anything I haven't thought of."
Wang Wei was taken aback: "Actually, you have already thought about it very comprehensively."
"Not enough," Longjing shook his head, "I have to think again, what if I missed something?"
Hearing this, Wang Wei had no choice but to leave: "I'll go see if I can help the brothers outside."
a day later.
Ji Guan and his party finally arrived at Mian County slowly.
When it was time to choose the water or land route, the army had no choice but to go forward: "I just asked the villagers here, and it is said that there are two roads ahead, one needs to cross the bridge, and the other needs to pass through the forest."
"Don't talk nonsense, which way is better?" Ji Guan waved his hands impatiently.
"It is said that the waterway is too wide, so the wooden bridge has been connected several times, and you need to dismount and jump slowly in the middle..."
"Go by land!" Ji Guan immediately said, "I'm exhausted these days, so I don't want to get off my horse. Why is it so hard to fight a battle! Oh, I feel that I have lost weight and darkened these days, really Too tired. No one can sleep well, and the bed is not soft at all. If I knew this hard work, I would have let the prince do it."
Joining the army endured and endured, but in the end he didn't tell him that maybe the land route was more difficult than the water route, or maybe there was an ambush on the land route.Because he knew that Mr. Ji Guan would not listen to anything.
Forget it, his duty is only to protect Young Master Ji Guan, and the rest is out of his control, so why bother?
Joining the army turned around, waved his big hand, and said to the lieutenant general: "Young master has an order, go by land!"
"No!" A tidy reply echoed.
Ji Guan finally had a happy look on his face: "Not bad, I'm really majestic!"
This Ji Guan and his party chose a route, and the scouts from Longjing hurriedly reported back: "Report! The enemy chose Maolin!"
The distance of five miles is the time difference.
Five thousand sergeants, if the troops are scattered, it will be even less.Longjing made a prompt decision: "Send the order, act according to the plan!"
All the sergeants gathered together, and Longjing gave a quick gesture.Then go to Maolin, success or failure, in one fell swoop!
Relying on the familiarity of the terrain, the sergeants hid in the dense forest, and the tripping ropes and traps had already been dug. The 5000 people were distributed in pockets, and it was only waiting for Ji Guan and his party to throw themselves into the trap.
"Report!" The scout rushed over, "The enemy army is still two miles away from us. Another: the enemy army did not send archers to protect it, and did not find the enemy scout!"
"What's going on here?" Longjing stood up, "Send more people to investigate carefully. It's about to enter Maolin, why is Wei Jun still like this?"
Even if 1 people won against 5000 people, it would be too much, wouldn't it?
Could it be that this is just a trick of suspicion?
"Check carefully to see if there is an ambush behind this Wei army, and see if there is any mistake in the number!" Longjing said immediately, he was already very nervous at this time, fearing that the mantis would attack the cicada, and the oriole was behind, and fell into the trick of the Wei army. .
"The forest here is deep and the terrain is unpredictable. Mr. Zhang, can you ask Mr. Ji Guan if we can send some scouts to investigate?" At this time, Ji Guanjun was in the middle, and the deputy general finally couldn't bear it.
"If you say it yourself, I can't afford to offend you, my lord." The soldier repeatedly waved his hands and refused.
The deputy general hesitated again and again, and finally gritted his teeth and stepped forward: "My lord, it seems that this forest is endless and very deep."
"What do you want to say?" Ji Guan was very irritable now, "It's stuffy and hot here. Damn it! It's so annoying!"
"My lord, should we send some scouts to investigate? After all, this road is very easy to have ambushes..." the deputy general paused.
"Go." Ji Guan waved his hands irritably, "By the way, go and see if there is any clean water source, I'm so hot."
"No!" the lieutenant said hurriedly.
He turned around, called his confidant to give detailed instructions, and then more than a dozen scouts...
"Little general, the enemy scouts have appeared!" The sergeant at the front secretly reported back.
Longjing was stunned: "Be careful, catch one alive, I want to ask."
"No!" the sergeant said, and left with a bow.
After a while, two Wei Jun scouts who were gagged and thrown over with their belts appeared at Longjing's feet.
"Little general, there is no way, one of them was alarmed when we caught them, so we can only catch them all." The sergeant laughed.
"It's okay." Longjing said, and then carried the two scouts by the collars to a remote area.
"Ah!" The sergeant who saw this scene couldn't help exclaiming.
A 14-year-old boy picked up a big man in one hand and left very easily. What kind of scene is this?
The two scouts of the Wei army were obviously also stunned.They opened their mouths, until Longjing took out the rags that blocked their mouths, they still kept their stunned postures.
"Now, I'm asking you questions, and you must answer honestly. Otherwise..." Longjing threw a thunderbolt at them both.
After the data was materialized, the original 16-second dizziness became a quarter-hour staring.
The two were startled, and they saw fear in each other's eyes—could this general of the Qin State know how to use magic tricks?It's too scary!
"Let me tell you, I love eating people's hearts the most!" Longjing grinned in a low voice, "I'm a monster, hahahaha."
The two scouts shook violently, and a stench began to spread from their thighs.
"So, don't try to lie, if you answer every question honestly, I won't eat you." Longjing smiled and patted the shoulders of the two.
Then, he immediately got two scouts who nodded like pecking rice.
"The first question: Who is the general leading this time?" Longjing decided to test the known problems first.
The two were startled, one of them was about to speak, but the other pulled down his sleeve.
Without hesitation, Longjing immediately sent Emperor Longxiang to the person who tried to interfere with his question.Fixed.
Now, the remaining one was finally honest: "It's Ji Guan."
After he finished speaking, Wei Dinosaur Well was still not satisfied, and immediately added: "He is the nephew of King Wei, but King Wei has an affair with Ji Guan's mother. So it is also possible that King Wei gave his younger brother a green hat."
Longjing didn't expect that there would be gossip to listen to, and suddenly became interested: "Is King Wei's brother still alive?"
"Yes, she is still alive, and it is said that she dotes on her wife very much, that is, Ji Guan's mother." The sergeant hurriedly said.
"Fuck! You bastard!" Longjing touched his chin and squatted down, very interesting, "Doesn't he know that he has been cuckolded?"
"It is said that he once sent his wife to the other courtyard of the King of Wei." The sergeant was obviously one of them.
"Could it be that he can't do it? Do you want to borrow seeds to live?" Longjing's gossip soul was burning.
"No, he has twenty sons and three daughters." The sergeant said immediately, "and seventeen concubines."
"People, you need to know how to look at the essence through the phenomenon. Maybe these 20 or so children are borrowed?" Longjing inspired his thinking, "Think about it, he can't give birth to any of them, right? One, others will still question his ability, right? But it’s different if there are more than 20, others will only think that he is super capable, and no one would think that those 20 are borrowed from him.”
The sergeant opened his mouth wide, apparently also imagined this scene: "So that's the case, it turns out, this is the truth of the problem!"
"Yes, but, does Ji Guan look like his father?" Longjing asked very interested.
"I don't know, I haven't seen Marquis Liu before." The sergeant said, "But Mr. Ji Guan has a bad personality and is spoiled. By the way, our king seems to love him very much. The prince wants to come here to beat you this time. Yes, but Mr. Ji Guan's mother said something, and it was replaced by Mr. Ji Guan."
"So, this Ji Guan must be your great king's seed, otherwise why would he be like this?" Long Jing immediately said, "By the way, how about you, Mr. Ji Guan, leading troops to fight?"
"Don't mention it, he doesn't understand anything." The sergeant immediately waved his hand, squatting in front of Longjing and said, "I keep shouting that I'm tanned and thin, and I need to sleep with a sheepskin, and then I'm not soft. I Bah! We all slept on the floor, and he was still yelling on his sleeping leather. He doesn't understand anything, and he has never seen such a lazy man leading troops to fight. He didn't even send scouts. In other words, you have an ambush here??"
"You didn't send scouts, so how did you get here?" Longjing said.
"Dong Xiaowei sent it. By the way, you didn't ambush in front of the bridge?" the sergeant said.
"What's the matter? Some of you are going to the bridge?" Longjing asked with a smile.
"No, Mr. Ji Guan disliked the waterway and wanted to get off his horse. He felt that he was very tired and delicate, so he chose to walk through the forest." The sergeant said contemptuously, "I'm going to be ambushed this time. By the way, your trap is really good. Well, I didn't notice it, if someone hadn't come to catch me, I ran too fast and accidentally stepped on it and fell, I really didn't expect that it was a trap."
"Of course, the brothers have worked very hard."
"By the way, what kind of... fairy art are you?" The scout suddenly flinched.
"This?" Longjing stood up, grinned, showing a mouthful of white teeth, "This is an immortal method designed to kill you. Come on! Tie these two up and throw them back to watch. Don't run away. If you are dishonest, you will be slaughtered!"
Not far away, two sergeants ran over and grabbed the two scouts.
"I forgot to say," Longjing said with a smile to the scout who was gossiping with him just now, "brother, thank you. The gossip is very exciting. When you are bored later, you can think about who Ji Guan is." Son, let's continue chatting after the beating is over!"
作者有话要说:陌上雪扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2015-05-1400:22:38
Thank you Mo Shangxue for mine. (* ̄3)(ε ̄*)
PS: I originally thought that this chapter could get into the main topic and start killing, but I didn't expect...
I worked very hard, you see, there are so many words.I really want to finish this battle with this chapter.The result...QAQ please don't dislike it
crest?Celosia?organ?Tangmen?
Longjing, who was almost bursting out laughing, turned around and realized that a big fish was coming.
Yingzheng gave him extra lessons back then: when the Western Zhou Dynasty was founded, he granted the title of Marquis of Chitu, and granted 71 kingdoms, 53 of which were under the surname of Ji.Up to now, there are only seven countries left. Among the seven countries, Qin and Zhao have the surname of Ying, Chu has the surname of Mi, Tian Qi has the surname of Gui, and in the remaining three countries, Yan, Wei, and Han all have the surname of Ji.
A nobleman who was born in Wei State, and his surname is Ji, this status cannot be lowered no matter how you think about it.
Throwing away the grass roots in his mouth, Longjing stood up and clapped his hands: "Brothers, copy guys, big fish come!"
All the soldiers gathered together with a whoosh, their ears pricked up: "Little general, who is that big fish?"
At this time, the big fish at the mouth of Longjing, Ji Guan, the nephew of King Wei, was riding a very clean white horse and shaking his head: "This horse is not well selected, why does it have black hair on its forehead?"
"My lord, this horse has black hair, which is actually something to be particular about." Said Jun Jun beside him, drooling.
"Fancy?" Ji Guan squinted, "What's the point?"
"This is a beautiful horse, one of a kind in a thousand." Junjun laughed, "Look, this horse is so unique, it is white all over, but has black hair on its forehead, oh no, it is a beautiful woman, how handsome it is .It is suitable for you!"
Ji Guan was delighted to hear this, and took out a golden ball from his pocket and threw it to him: "Take it, you can talk."
The [-] soldiers who followed behind were all lifeless.He didn't dare to say that Ji Guan was wrong, so he could only pretend to be deaf and blind.
"The grandson of the immortal queen mother of Qin, hmph." Ji Guan sneered, "It's just a child who is still young, I pinch my two fingers like this, hey, I will gently pinch him to death, His egg yolk is squeezed out."
After hearing this, Jianjun's face turned pale: "My lord, my lord. Where did you hear the rude... talk. You can talk about it here. If you go back to the capital and still say that, my lord listens." When it arrives, my head will be gone.”
"Let's talk nonsense, it's rare to leave the capital to play. You talk about it all day long, what are you talking about? Don't tell me you're a woman after you lose your head?" Ji Guan sneered.
"Don't forget, the king asked you to come out because of meritorious deeds." The soldier said boldly.
"I know," Ji Guan gave him a sideways glance, "Uncle said that this military achievement is something that can be easily obtained, and told me to take it conveniently."
"Yes, yes, you will be able to catch it when you go out." After the soldier finished speaking, he shrank his neck, stepped aside, and secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"With my aunt here, my uncle will naturally love me the most. What is the crown prince? If I want to, tell my aunt that my uncle will definitely give me the position of crown prince. This time the crown prince and I both want to come, but the result? My aunt The prince can only roll back to the queen's arms and cry obediently. Hahaha." Ji Guan laughed triumphantly.
The closest guards pretended not to hear anything.It is an indisputable fact that the imperial families of the Seven Kingdoms are promiscuous. To put it bluntly, who knows whose son this young master Ji Guan is?It’s nothing, what’s more than what’s better than what’s better than what’s worse? In Yan State, even the King of Yan is a courtier...Wei State is much better than Yan State.
Joining the army echoed repeatedly, but from where he couldn't see, he chuckled coldly: "When your mother is old, the king can still..."
Longjing didn't know the situation here, if he knew, perhaps he wouldn't have to repeatedly deduce how to wipe out Ji Guan and others at this moment.
"Because I don't know the specific situation, I can only assume that the ten thousand Wei soldiers are elite soldiers, and Ji Guan is a character who is good at strategy." He called the army commander and centurion commander, and explained carefully, "So, I assume that he will send scouts along the way to check the terrain and our situation..."
At the same moment, Ji Champion was in the middle.
"My lord, do you think you want to send scouts to investigate the situation along the way?" The soldier said cautiously, "It is said that the 5000 people are also coming to Mianchi, if they run into each other..."
"No need!" Ji Guan waved his hand triumphantly, "It's only 5000 people, and the leader of the army is still a young man. I can stab him to death with a single finger. If we hit him, we will hit him. Our army is twice as strong as theirs. Ah, twice, two against one, they will lose anyway.”
At this time, Longjing also happened to talk about the issue of military strength: "We only have [-] soldiers, but they have [-]. In terms of numbers, we can't match them. The only advantage at this time is: we have been here for more than three days. I have had enough rest, and I have figured out the terrain. And they have marched all the way, and they are not familiar with the terrain here. Therefore, we have an advantage. Now, we must strengthen this advantage as much as possible. I decided to send two groups Scouts, within a radius of five miles, detect their whereabouts. Four miles away, there is a big river. If they choose to cross the bridge, we will ambush everyone by the bridge, and if they choose to cross the forest , we will ambush in the forest ahead of time... Our manpower is limited, and the exact location of the ambush depends on the reports of the scouts. A few days ago, I asked you to dig more traps and destroy most of the foundation of the wooden bridge..."
the same moment.
Joining the army said: "But son, we are not familiar with the terrain here. And..."
"Are you the chief general?" Ji Guan gave him a cold look, "Don't forget your duty. You are so nervous when you are facing a stinky bastard. A servant is a servant, and he has no roots."
Hearing the words, the army soldier lowered his head to cover his ugly face, pretended to obey, and retreated.
Longjing is still analyzing the advantages here: "Of course, we don't rule out that Ji Guan's troops will be divided into two groups. Although I don't think he will rashly weaken his numerical advantage, if he divides his forces into two groups, we will no longer fight against the wooden bridge. Ambushing in the forest, but changing to outside the forest, our number is already small, if we divide our forces, we will weaken ourselves..."
On the other side, Ji Guan laughed triumphantly: "Fists are the last word, isn't that Mi Jing? Just wait for your grandpa Ji to teach you how to be a human being!"
Longjing's side has already made arrangements: "...In short, act according to what I said immediately. I hope that after this battle, we can sit down and eat meat and drink together!"
Everyone responded in unison and scattered in all directions.
But Longjing remained where he was, not saying a word.
"Little General, what's wrong?" Wang Wei couldn't help asking.
Longjing shook his head: "With the lives of 5000 people on my shoulders, I am afraid that I will miss any details. I have to think again. Is there anything I haven't thought of."
Wang Wei was taken aback: "Actually, you have already thought about it very comprehensively."
"Not enough," Longjing shook his head, "I have to think again, what if I missed something?"
Hearing this, Wang Wei had no choice but to leave: "I'll go see if I can help the brothers outside."
a day later.
Ji Guan and his party finally arrived at Mian County slowly.
When it was time to choose the water or land route, the army had no choice but to go forward: "I just asked the villagers here, and it is said that there are two roads ahead, one needs to cross the bridge, and the other needs to pass through the forest."
"Don't talk nonsense, which way is better?" Ji Guan waved his hands impatiently.
"It is said that the waterway is too wide, so the wooden bridge has been connected several times, and you need to dismount and jump slowly in the middle..."
"Go by land!" Ji Guan immediately said, "I'm exhausted these days, so I don't want to get off my horse. Why is it so hard to fight a battle! Oh, I feel that I have lost weight and darkened these days, really Too tired. No one can sleep well, and the bed is not soft at all. If I knew this hard work, I would have let the prince do it."
Joining the army endured and endured, but in the end he didn't tell him that maybe the land route was more difficult than the water route, or maybe there was an ambush on the land route.Because he knew that Mr. Ji Guan would not listen to anything.
Forget it, his duty is only to protect Young Master Ji Guan, and the rest is out of his control, so why bother?
Joining the army turned around, waved his big hand, and said to the lieutenant general: "Young master has an order, go by land!"
"No!" A tidy reply echoed.
Ji Guan finally had a happy look on his face: "Not bad, I'm really majestic!"
This Ji Guan and his party chose a route, and the scouts from Longjing hurriedly reported back: "Report! The enemy chose Maolin!"
The distance of five miles is the time difference.
Five thousand sergeants, if the troops are scattered, it will be even less.Longjing made a prompt decision: "Send the order, act according to the plan!"
All the sergeants gathered together, and Longjing gave a quick gesture.Then go to Maolin, success or failure, in one fell swoop!
Relying on the familiarity of the terrain, the sergeants hid in the dense forest, and the tripping ropes and traps had already been dug. The 5000 people were distributed in pockets, and it was only waiting for Ji Guan and his party to throw themselves into the trap.
"Report!" The scout rushed over, "The enemy army is still two miles away from us. Another: the enemy army did not send archers to protect it, and did not find the enemy scout!"
"What's going on here?" Longjing stood up, "Send more people to investigate carefully. It's about to enter Maolin, why is Wei Jun still like this?"
Even if 1 people won against 5000 people, it would be too much, wouldn't it?
Could it be that this is just a trick of suspicion?
"Check carefully to see if there is an ambush behind this Wei army, and see if there is any mistake in the number!" Longjing said immediately, he was already very nervous at this time, fearing that the mantis would attack the cicada, and the oriole was behind, and fell into the trick of the Wei army. .
"The forest here is deep and the terrain is unpredictable. Mr. Zhang, can you ask Mr. Ji Guan if we can send some scouts to investigate?" At this time, Ji Guanjun was in the middle, and the deputy general finally couldn't bear it.
"If you say it yourself, I can't afford to offend you, my lord." The soldier repeatedly waved his hands and refused.
The deputy general hesitated again and again, and finally gritted his teeth and stepped forward: "My lord, it seems that this forest is endless and very deep."
"What do you want to say?" Ji Guan was very irritable now, "It's stuffy and hot here. Damn it! It's so annoying!"
"My lord, should we send some scouts to investigate? After all, this road is very easy to have ambushes..." the deputy general paused.
"Go." Ji Guan waved his hands irritably, "By the way, go and see if there is any clean water source, I'm so hot."
"No!" the lieutenant said hurriedly.
He turned around, called his confidant to give detailed instructions, and then more than a dozen scouts...
"Little general, the enemy scouts have appeared!" The sergeant at the front secretly reported back.
Longjing was stunned: "Be careful, catch one alive, I want to ask."
"No!" the sergeant said, and left with a bow.
After a while, two Wei Jun scouts who were gagged and thrown over with their belts appeared at Longjing's feet.
"Little general, there is no way, one of them was alarmed when we caught them, so we can only catch them all." The sergeant laughed.
"It's okay." Longjing said, and then carried the two scouts by the collars to a remote area.
"Ah!" The sergeant who saw this scene couldn't help exclaiming.
A 14-year-old boy picked up a big man in one hand and left very easily. What kind of scene is this?
The two scouts of the Wei army were obviously also stunned.They opened their mouths, until Longjing took out the rags that blocked their mouths, they still kept their stunned postures.
"Now, I'm asking you questions, and you must answer honestly. Otherwise..." Longjing threw a thunderbolt at them both.
After the data was materialized, the original 16-second dizziness became a quarter-hour staring.
The two were startled, and they saw fear in each other's eyes—could this general of the Qin State know how to use magic tricks?It's too scary!
"Let me tell you, I love eating people's hearts the most!" Longjing grinned in a low voice, "I'm a monster, hahahaha."
The two scouts shook violently, and a stench began to spread from their thighs.
"So, don't try to lie, if you answer every question honestly, I won't eat you." Longjing smiled and patted the shoulders of the two.
Then, he immediately got two scouts who nodded like pecking rice.
"The first question: Who is the general leading this time?" Longjing decided to test the known problems first.
The two were startled, one of them was about to speak, but the other pulled down his sleeve.
Without hesitation, Longjing immediately sent Emperor Longxiang to the person who tried to interfere with his question.Fixed.
Now, the remaining one was finally honest: "It's Ji Guan."
After he finished speaking, Wei Dinosaur Well was still not satisfied, and immediately added: "He is the nephew of King Wei, but King Wei has an affair with Ji Guan's mother. So it is also possible that King Wei gave his younger brother a green hat."
Longjing didn't expect that there would be gossip to listen to, and suddenly became interested: "Is King Wei's brother still alive?"
"Yes, she is still alive, and it is said that she dotes on her wife very much, that is, Ji Guan's mother." The sergeant hurriedly said.
"Fuck! You bastard!" Longjing touched his chin and squatted down, very interesting, "Doesn't he know that he has been cuckolded?"
"It is said that he once sent his wife to the other courtyard of the King of Wei." The sergeant was obviously one of them.
"Could it be that he can't do it? Do you want to borrow seeds to live?" Longjing's gossip soul was burning.
"No, he has twenty sons and three daughters." The sergeant said immediately, "and seventeen concubines."
"People, you need to know how to look at the essence through the phenomenon. Maybe these 20 or so children are borrowed?" Longjing inspired his thinking, "Think about it, he can't give birth to any of them, right? One, others will still question his ability, right? But it’s different if there are more than 20, others will only think that he is super capable, and no one would think that those 20 are borrowed from him.”
The sergeant opened his mouth wide, apparently also imagined this scene: "So that's the case, it turns out, this is the truth of the problem!"
"Yes, but, does Ji Guan look like his father?" Longjing asked very interested.
"I don't know, I haven't seen Marquis Liu before." The sergeant said, "But Mr. Ji Guan has a bad personality and is spoiled. By the way, our king seems to love him very much. The prince wants to come here to beat you this time. Yes, but Mr. Ji Guan's mother said something, and it was replaced by Mr. Ji Guan."
"So, this Ji Guan must be your great king's seed, otherwise why would he be like this?" Long Jing immediately said, "By the way, how about you, Mr. Ji Guan, leading troops to fight?"
"Don't mention it, he doesn't understand anything." The sergeant immediately waved his hand, squatting in front of Longjing and said, "I keep shouting that I'm tanned and thin, and I need to sleep with a sheepskin, and then I'm not soft. I Bah! We all slept on the floor, and he was still yelling on his sleeping leather. He doesn't understand anything, and he has never seen such a lazy man leading troops to fight. He didn't even send scouts. In other words, you have an ambush here??"
"You didn't send scouts, so how did you get here?" Longjing said.
"Dong Xiaowei sent it. By the way, you didn't ambush in front of the bridge?" the sergeant said.
"What's the matter? Some of you are going to the bridge?" Longjing asked with a smile.
"No, Mr. Ji Guan disliked the waterway and wanted to get off his horse. He felt that he was very tired and delicate, so he chose to walk through the forest." The sergeant said contemptuously, "I'm going to be ambushed this time. By the way, your trap is really good. Well, I didn't notice it, if someone hadn't come to catch me, I ran too fast and accidentally stepped on it and fell, I really didn't expect that it was a trap."
"Of course, the brothers have worked very hard."
"By the way, what kind of... fairy art are you?" The scout suddenly flinched.
"This?" Longjing stood up, grinned, showing a mouthful of white teeth, "This is an immortal method designed to kill you. Come on! Tie these two up and throw them back to watch. Don't run away. If you are dishonest, you will be slaughtered!"
Not far away, two sergeants ran over and grabbed the two scouts.
"I forgot to say," Longjing said with a smile to the scout who was gossiping with him just now, "brother, thank you. The gossip is very exciting. When you are bored later, you can think about who Ji Guan is." Son, let's continue chatting after the beating is over!"
作者有话要说:陌上雪扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2015-05-1400:22:38
Thank you Mo Shangxue for mine. (* ̄3)(ε ̄*)
PS: I originally thought that this chapter could get into the main topic and start killing, but I didn't expect...
I worked very hard, you see, there are so many words.I really want to finish this battle with this chapter.The result...QAQ please don't dislike it
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