[Sword Three] Ancestral Dragon, Longjing Tea?

As a gaming geek who has lived for 25 years, Longjing feels a bit cold now.

Yes, it's a little cold.He clearly remembered that just now when he finally got a big fan from Dihua Palace after seven consecutive weeks of brushing, he was so excited that he didn't even release a copy, so he took off his appearance, leaving only a pair of snow-white underpants, and then held The big fan danced...

But who will tell him, when did Jisan start to provide time-traveling service?Oh, no, based on the experience of reading articles on Jinjiang, this may still be rebirth.Ke Nima, when will this spinning and jumping sword dance stop!

Excuse me, is it swollen to be swollen when you wear a pair of underpants and perform a fan dance on the street?

Should I be glad that this is not in my heavenly court?Although the turn is so fast, it is hard to see what clothes the people here are wearing, but one look at this appearance is not a citizen of the Great Heaven Dynasty, so maybe, maybe, there will probably be no paparazzi ?Otherwise, tomorrow's news broadcast will be very lively.

Wearing white underpants, Longjing was holding a fan and twirling around, thinking that the following topic might appear on the news--

#Increase in prices, lower wages!Recently, a citizen ran naked and danced in the square to demonstrate! #

#Extra!Extra!Today on a certain street, a man was holding a big pink fan and wearing shorts, jumping in circles to demonstrate! #

#The sorrow of left-behind children!Little Zhengtai is naked on the street, dancing a fan dance to call his parents back! #

Yes, Mrs. Zheng!Because just when he couldn't stop circling, Longjing realized that he was naked, and his wheat-colored skin had turned into milky white. Not only that, but the people around him were also much taller than him.What's even more frightening is that just as he was twirling around, he accidentally bumped into a transparent mission panel and opened his game backpack_

Longjing, who couldn't stop dancing no matter what, continued to spin in circles while looking at the sky with tears in his eyes—why did other people transmigrate and become sons, and the first thing they did was to hide their identities in a low-key manner.But when I crossed over, I was doing a high-profile funny fan dance (ノへ￣,) and I couldn't stop dancing at all?

With such a high profile, is it true that someone will not be set on the fire and burned (;Д`)?

Just when Longjing was thinking about it and felt that his future was dark, he suddenly heard a clear childish voice: "Zhao Zheng, if you can get under our crotch and bark like a dog, I will let you go back." .”

"Don't even think about it!"

Long Jing, who was dancing in circles, suddenly saw a black and thin child break through the crowd watching him, bump into him, and then he staggered... Wait? !a stagger? !

Longjing held the black and skinny child in his arms suspiciously, looked at the big pink fan in his hand... He didn't even dance?

Before he had time to think about it, he saw a few men in bunts rushing over, and behind them were three brocade-clothed little Doudings.

Long Jing hadn't reacted yet, suddenly the black and thin boy in his arms pushed him away viciously, and ran away by himself (⊙o⊙).Long Jing opened his eyes wide, watching the boy disappear like a cheerful alpaca, a row of crows flew past his heart...

But soon, he had no time to think about it.Because one of the three brocade-clothed little bean dings had already set his sights on him: "Boy, what is your relationship with Zhao Zheng? Are you Qin people so shameless?"

Longjing was naked and fell to the ground, holding a big pink fan in his hand. The little Douding was dressed in flamboyant red, his hair was tightly pulled up, and a small turban was tied on his head, standing there at this moment, The whole group of bad bullies who bullied young people from good families...

"Are you dumb?" Seeing that he didn't answer for a long time, Xiao Douding couldn't help it. "What is that light red thing in your hand? Show me!"

Now Longjing has reacted!

He hid the big fan behind his back: "It took seven weeks for the big fan to come out. Nima Dihua 25 CDs for one week, okay. Do you want it? There is no door!"

"Bold!" The man next to him wearing a bunt immediately reprimanded, "How dare you be so rude to my son from the Zhao Kingdom! My son, I see that the boy's background is unknown, and he is very evil, or directly..."

There are some words that Longjing still can't understand for a while, but some actions are invariable, such as the man's gesture of wiping his neck...

Long Jing jumped up in a hurry, and before he had time to marvel at how well-willed his body was, he reflexively jumped twice, and flew out with great lightness kung fu.

This moment completely frightened these people. During the Warring States Period, there was no such thing as lightness kungfu, but it was unheard of to have such a high-level lightness kung fu without even landing, and the child was still so young...

In the distance, a hunter wiped his sweat with his prey on his shoulders, and looked up to see a white thing flying in the sky: "It's a big bird, there must be a lot of meat."

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When he came to a secluded place, the first thing Longjing did was put away his big fan, and chose the most inconspicuous piece of clothing from the pile of clothes he rubbed, and put them on first, and then he got acquainted with his current body: He had already noticed it when he was dancing, and now after looking carefully at the water's edge, he was even more sure that he had indeed crossed with his game account.

So now comes the problem.

He is the Seven Shows who are playing.And in the game, Qixiu has two sets of mental methods, one for output, and one for healing: but it doesn't matter which set of exercises.There is a disadvantage - you have to use the sword dance state to use the skills inside!

That is to say, whether it is to do treatment or to do output.The first thing he wants to do is dance in circles~~o(>_<)o~~

In the game, the state of sword dance is not uncommon, but the problem is that he has traveled, and he has traveled to a place that is ancient at first glance.Here, dancing or something, the cliff will be surrounded by strong crowds, okay_

By the way, there are also those dazzling skill special effects and so on.As long as you use it, the cliff will be caught as a monster and burned in minutes, okay? Σ(°△°|||)︴

fortunately!

After trying the skills one by one, he finally found that the special effects of the skills are gone, but when using the skills, there will still be dancing movements (#‵′).Skill CD is gone.But relatively speaking, the two skills Miao Wu and Xin Drum Xian in Yun Shang that can bring the dead to life also disappeared.

But that's okay!Can you do an ice show?

After confirming the new direction of his career very happy, Longjing began to try the things in his backpack.Then, he discovered an unfortunate thing: "All the suits I have worked so hard to save have turned into ordinary clothes? Except for weapons, they can be used, and everything else has become decorations?! My point card money!! !"

But soon, Longjing cheered up: "It doesn't matter, they are still very good-looking. For example, although this set is a bit thick, but the rabbit ears are white and there is a short tail, it is quite kawaii. Although a set is a bit silly, it is cool! Fortunately, I bought 70 gold yesterday in order to give out red envelopes to my disciples, hahaha, thinking about it this way, I can still live a good life!"

Poor kid, he still doesn't know that gold and silver were not currency in circulation during the Warring States Period. Instead of trying to make a living on the 70 gold, it is better to live on the forty copper coins behind the 70 gold.And those beautiful clothes of his, uh... if he wears them out of the cliff, he will be caught as a monster and burned.

#On the sorrow of being pregnant with a treasure but only begging! #

#Online wait!What the hell kind of world is this that you can't even buy a single biscuit even if you spend all your gold! #

#I am willing to use a suit with 9800 equipment points to exchange for a coarse cloth! #

After reading Jinjiang Crossing or Rebirth for so many years, I also fantasized that one day if I can go to ancient times, I must be the CEO, win and marry Bai Fumei, and Longjing, who has reached the pinnacle of life, finally felt that the world is right on this sunny afternoon. He is full of malice.

It's just that I went to the Dihua Palace, so why did I travel through it?

'well!If I knew it earlier, I would follow them to make a copy instead of wandering in it alone. Longjing sighed for the thousandth time of the day, tightened the rough linen clothes that were obviously inappropriate, patched and patched, and silently shrank towards the corner of the wall.He exchanged this clothes with a set of Nanhuang school clothes and an aunt.

Hungry growling, Longjing shrank back aggrieved.That ignorant aunt!He actually disliked the lack of fabric in his clothes, so he only changed into one with so many patches.Terrible without aesthetics!Well, he also sacrificed a pair of Xiyu gloves in exchange for a piece of miscellaneous cake.If I knew it earlier, I would have played it as a male number, and the fabric could probably be a little more.But (#‵′) is convex, how can there be a man in Qixiu!

"Get out of the way, kid, this is my territory!" A stinking man came over and pushed him aside viciously.

Longjing really wanted to fight back, but in the end he just sighed and silently moved his place: I'm not familiar with the place here, and when I just entered the city, I heard someone looking for a naked man with a big bag in his hand. boy with a fan.

If it wasn't for this, he wouldn't have reluctantly given up his love and traded his own suit for a worn one after discovering that the gold was useless.Silently looking at his feet already covered with mud.Longjing sighed: Could it be that God made him travel just to make him a beggar? !

No, it must not be like this!

Longjing thought for a long time with his ingenuity, and finally understood the purpose of God's letting him cross: it must be to lead the beggars to the road to wealth!But! TMD wants to lead the beggars to make a fortune, why not let the beggars pass through? !

Cuckoo.His stomach growled, he flattened his mouth, and became even more hungry.

I really want to eat, even if I have instant noodles.It was the early morning of Thursday when I came here, so I guess it will be evening by now.There is still a small offense and defense that has not been done today.Forget it, Haoqi League is so miserable, there are only Haoqi League and Wuwang City left in the Changsha battle.

"Old Xie, take care of yourself." He pursed his lips and said to himself, "Master, you can no longer enslave me now, and finally you don't have to lead the team to do offense and defense. Sigh."

Longjing's eye sockets were a little wet.As an otaku, and an otaku whose parents died and no one forced him to go on a blind date.He doesn't have many friends in real life, the only ones he can talk to are those he met in the game, and because of them, even though the Haoqi League has become so dismal, he never thought about switching camps.

In fact, if someone has to travel to rescue these poor beggars and let them embark on the road to fortune, it would be good to let him come.At least he has nothing to worry about.While thinking, Longjing looked at the beggar who had just driven him away and sighed: Although I don't know what dynasty this is, but since God has given me this responsibility, I will definitely save you!

But boy.You seem to be overthinking it.If time travel really needs a reason, it will definitely not be so funny ╮(╯﹏╰)╭

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