On a thousand ways the queen slaps her face

Despite all the hardships, Hunyuan Qi circulated in Luo Yun's body. His current cultivation was already comparable to that of the Heavenly Demon, and it was relatively easy to deal with the Thunder Tribulation.

Erbai looked at it with great interest. The immortal-devil fellow-cultivation body is really extraordinary. It knows that when Luo Yun crosses the catastrophe and successfully becomes an Earth Demon, the aura it exudes will attract monsters even more. Erbai simply took advantage of the thunder catastrophe In the confusion, Luo Yun was secretly restricted, so that except itself, any monster that was more than three feet (about one meter) away from Luo Yun would not be able to detect his seductive aura.

Luo Yun, who was avoiding the thunder calamity, felt his body go numb, and he was extremely puzzled why he was struck by a blow even though he had dodged in time, so he became more careful in the following time, and finally managed to escape without any injuries. Stay until the end of the tribulation.

After the last thunder fell, Luo Yun felt like his body was crazily absorbing the magical energy of the Demonic Beast Forest like a bottomless pit. He immediately understood that he had to start washing his marrow for promotion, so he didn't neglect to meditate on the spot, allowing the magical energy to wander away Everywhere in the body, the essence of the demon body.

He didn't know that the wild beasts from all over the Demonic Beast Forest were rushing towards him, but Hei Wu knew it.

Erbai hummed displeasedly, and left Luo Yun for the time being, to shake off the beast for him, and prevent him from being disturbed by a sudden burst of demonic energy, which was a failure.

The black mist just walked quickly around the Demonic Beast Forest, releasing a trace of aura when it encountered wild beasts, and those wild beasts immediately crouched down in fright, not daring to move, their bodies trembling slightly.

Seeing that these beasts were quite sensible, Erbai didn't bother to deal with them. He waved his sleeves and returned to Luo Yun's side, not wanting to leave his body for a moment that made him feel extremely comfortable.

After the magic energy wandered around once, it slowly gathered in the dantian, and at this time, the part that sealed the aura slowly released enough aura to fuse with it. Luo Yun fused all the magic energy into one before the magic energy entered the dantian. Hunyuan Qi, a trace of demonic energy entangled with a trace of spiritual energy gradually merged into one, until Luo Yun refined all the magical energy and it was night again.

Finally able to take shape.

When he opened his eyes, Erbai clearly felt that Luo Yun's big eyes were brighter than in the morning, and the aura emanating from his body was also much stronger.

The first thing Luo Yun said when he got up was: "I don't know if Erbai is okay."

Hearing this, Hei Mist flew out a mile away in fright, turned into a little stupid bear, shrank under a tree in aggrieved manner, and manipulated a beast of the old devil stage to come.

So when Luo Yun followed his breath and found Erbai who was huddled in fear and trembling, he immediately killed the beast that was "watching" watching it, and at the same time he was very grateful that he came in time, otherwise the only one that would rarely appear in tens of thousands of years The body of the two immortals and demons will be wasted in vain.

Luo Yun said with a little guilt: "Sorry, I'm late."

Erbai's big round eyes became wet immediately after hearing this sentence, he couldn't wait to jump up and rushed over to hug Luo Yun, rubbing his chest in aggrieved manner.

Facing Erbai, who was hugging him with his legs slightly bent, Luo Yun was speechless for a moment, obviously they were both tall and fat in animal form, but Erbai could act like a little bird and act like a baby to him, it was really amazing .

Considering that Erbai was really scared, Luo Yun could only stand there and wait for it to recover, but he didn't know that Erbai, who finally touched the furry touch in a fair manner, was willing to let it go like this, rubbing it intoxicated until Luo Yun stood up and fell asleep. She Di let go, put him on the spot, and held him tightly with his whole body.

It is said that Luo Yun, as a monster who has just reached the stage of an old demon, shouldn't fall asleep so easily. All this is because Erbai took advantage of Luo Yun's early promotion to the stage of an old devil, and his spiritual consciousness is uncertain, so he gave him a hint. Luo Yun fell asleep.

It's such a blessing to be able to sleep with a furry object all night!

In the next few days, Erbai stayed by his side with Luo Yun's acquiescence, and Luo Yun, who was still quite sensitive, also found that Erbai seemed to be very interested in soft and furry things, especially when he stared at them. Sometimes he can't wait to pounce on it and knead it.

For this reason, Luo Yun, who had been promoted to the stage of the old demon, turned into a human form without saying a word.

Erbai, who was squatting in the corner, looked sadly at the elegant and handsome Luo Yun, who was dressed in fluttering white clothes, calmly roasting the animal meat and scratching the tree trunk desperately. Why, why did he transform into a human form, so sad.

After a while, Luo Yun's almond eyes slanted towards it slightly, and said calmly: "Come here to eat animal meat."

Erbai, who was still growing mushrooms just a moment ago, rushed to Luo Yun's side with a 'swoosh', and was content to eat the delicious barbecue.

The author has something to say:

☆, accident

Luo Yun stared at Erbai's tasteless eating, and asked again: "Are you sure you want to follow me in the future."

Erbai kept chewing on the animal meat, and nodded repeatedly when he heard this.

Luo Yun is not a nosy person, but he can't watch Erbai wandering alone and get killed accidentally, especially Erbai is still a rare immortal and devil fellow practitioner, so he can be regarded as his kind.

So I didn't ask why, because I didn't ask for a while, and when Luo Yun found out later, he regretted the compromise at this moment. If he had known Erbai's purpose earlier, he would have kicked him into the endless abyss in no time.

In the days that followed, Luo Yun took a stupid oil bottle to roam the World of Warcraft Forest. He had reached the Earth Demon stage, and the beasts here were no longer a threat to him. He continued to stay only because the agreed time had not yet come.

It just so happened that Erbai's ability was low, so Luo Yun took him to exercise with wild beasts outside, and he improved a lot after ten days. After 28 days, Luo Yun took Erbai away from the Monster Forest to Moling Town.

He was supposed to arrive at the village on the appointed day, but an accident happened halfway.

After driving for a day, Luo Yun brought Erbai to a small mountain village at night. The monsters living here hardly ever leave their homes. They found a stone house that had been abandoned for a long time to stay overnight.

The small mountain village, which was originally peaceful, unexpectedly lost several monsters the next day, so those monsters stopped Luo Yun and Erbai and refused to let them leave, insisting that they had captured the villagers.

A group of vicious monsters glared at Luo Yun and Erbai, threatening them to hand over the villagers, or they would kill them.

No matter what Luo Yun explained, the villagers didn't believe it, and kept saying that he was just trying to quibble, saying that it was such a coincidence that the accident happened after Luo Yun came, and this kind of thing had never happened before.

In the end, the village head with a bit of IQ came forward. He knew Luo Yun was very capable just by looking at Luo Yun's superior appearance, while Erbai's stupid appearance knew that he was weak without being tested. He wanted to prove that Whether it was made by these two demons, just test it a little bit.

"If you two are willing to do what I say, stay tonight and let a few villagers watch over you. If you wake up the next day and find this kind of thing, we will believe that you are innocent." The village chief said wisely.

Now there are three roads in front of Luo Yun, one is to knock down all these monsters and leave forcibly, the other is to do as the village chief said, stay and be observed for one night before leaving, and the third is to catch the culprit and prove his innocence.

The first road is definitely not going to be done with Luo Yun's temperament, and the third road is a waste of time, after much deliberation, and decides to do as the village chief said, stay overnight before starting the road, as long as you walk faster tomorrow , you can still return to the village the day after tomorrow morning.

In the end, the village head left a few rather sturdy villagers to guard them, and took the rest of the monsters back to their respective houses.

Erbai seemed to have never seen such a formation before, trembling with fright from the villagers, he hugged Luo Yun's left hand from the beginning to the end, desperately hiding in his arms.

In the abandoned stone house, Luo Yun was meditating without anyone else, Erbai huddled next to him with a face full of fear, and the four monster villagers gathered together to watch Erbai pointing.

Monster villager [-]: "Look at that ugly little devil, he is so timid. It's a shame."

Monster villager [-]: "That's right, he's hundreds of years old, why is he so weak, I almost can't feel his existence."

Monster villager three: "That's right, my son is only 50 years old, and his breath is stronger than this little monster."

Monster villager [-]: "That little devil should be two hundred years old, it's really weak, and it must not be able to transform."

Erbai weakly retorted: "I'm already four hundred years old, not two hundred years old."

Luo Yun who was meditating: "..." I have never seen a monster more stupid than Erbai, and I have no feeling since poking the scar.

The four monsters reacted in a daze, and laughed together.

Sensing that he was being ridiculed, Erbai threw himself into Luo Yun's arms sadly, his huge body almost threw him to the ground, but fortunately Luo Yun supported him in time.

At noon, the guarding monsters were not so happy. Erbai's eyes were staring at the barbecue on the fire, and those monsters were biting the dried animal meat and the rough grass magic cake in their hands, which tasted like chewing wax.

As early as when Luo Yun took out the fresh animal meat from the interspatial bag, these monsters could smell that the scent was possessed by the beasts of the earth demon stage. One can imagine how delicious those foods are, and eating them can increase their strength.

The fourth villager, who was still laughing at Erbai in the morning, looked at him enviously eating the barbecue, almost drooling.

In the afternoon, Luo Yun continued to meditate, while Er Bai fell asleep next to him after eating and drinking. The villagers still gathered together, but the content of the chat changed.

Monster [-]: "Look at how beautiful that little devil is in his sleeping position. He doesn't look like the kid in my family. He can tear apart the bed after he wakes up."

Monster [-]: "Yes, yes, the devil can't be judged by its appearance. At first glance, it looks weak, but in fact it must be very powerful. Otherwise, how can it beat the beast meat of the earth demon stage, and there are servants (Luo Yun) around it. A child of a great family."

Monster [-]: "Seeing how good-looking the little devil's servant is, I think the little devil's human form must be more handsome than his servant."

Monster [-]: "There is no doubt that the beast form alone is so domineering, and its human form must be the most handsome."

Luo Yun who is meditating: "..."

Zhengxiang's Erbai who was drooling and sleeping: "zZZZ..."

This night, under the fiery gaze of the four villagers + Erbai, the five monsters, Luo Yun threw out two more unicorn beasts with a flick of his hand, and landed in front of the four monsters very accurately.

Immediately, the four monsters shouted excitedly, skinned and boned, and built the grill, very busy, and then one monster ran out happily, not knowing what to do.

When Luo Yun was concentrating on the barbecue, Erbai looked at him with great interest from where he was not paying attention. It was really eye-opening that a monster could have so many different behaviors.

According to Erbai's understanding, when a monster encounters another monster that is much weaker than himself, it will definitely scare that weak monster away with majesty, or kill the monster that is not pleasing to the eye, but Luo Yun does not despise it Weak and small, let yourself keep following.

When monsters weaker than himself blocked his way politely, he should have given them a lesson and left leisurely, but Luo Yun complied with their request and stayed to prove his innocence.

With just a few eager eyes, Luo Yun was able to generously and ignorantly distribute the food to them. Er Bai couldn't help shaking his head in his heart. He thought Luo Yun was really stupid for making such an almost self-defeating move.

Who knows more about the devil world than it, monsters are always greedy, now Luo Yun kindly gives them some food, and in the middle of the night, the group of villagers can kill him together and occupy Luo Yun's remaining food.

Didn’t a monster go out just now? It’s very likely that it’s going to recruit partners to conspire to kill it and Luo Yun at night, Erbai secretly speculated.

The author has something to say:

☆, night attack

Not long after, the monster came back, followed by three half-grown children and four women, the youngest woman was holding a tailless monster baby waiting to be fed.

It seems that the monster just now went to invite the four families to try something new, and it is not as vicious as Erbai thought.

The monsters from the family gathered together happily to eat animal meat. After Luo Yun transformed into a human form, his appetite also became smaller. Almost a unicorn almost fell into Erbai's stomach.

Although the malicious speculation was overturned this time, Erbai still does not believe that the greedy monster will let the food on Luo Yun's body go. This is most likely just a cover-up, the purpose is to reduce its and Luo Yun's vigilance, no one can understand it better than himself The nature of monsters.

On the other hand, Luo Yun, he is staring blankly at those happy little monsters who are doted on by their parents. There is a hint of envy in his seemingly calm eyes. s reason?

Erbai remembered that it was sleeping soundly this afternoon, and a few little humanoid monsters were playing outside the stone house. The monsters guarding it were naturally very happy to see their children, and ran outside to pick up their children and rub and kiss them.

In the evening, the children asked the guard's father to go home for dinner, but they were obviously rejected, so the children had to go back with tears in their eyes.

If it was really because of this reason, Luo Yun's heart should be extremely longing for family affection.

Is it because I am so lonely that I keep a strange monster by my side so easily...

Erbai doesn't like that Luo Yun's heart is too soft. As a monster, he should understand the nature of the same kind, and he will not go without profit, and easily exposing his food will only lead to unnecessary troubles.

Fortunately, with himself by his side, there is no need to worry about life safety, Erbai thought narcissistically, but in Luo Yun's view, it is the biggest trouble.

In the middle of the night, Luo Yun and Erbai were sleeping peacefully. Two of the guarded monsters were already asleep, and the other two were keeping watch with their eyes open.

The whole village was extremely quiet, and the snoring sound of monsters was unusually abrupt at night, and a barely visible shadow quickly shuttled between the stone houses.

Erbai calmly opened his eyes, the corners of his mouth slightly turned up, feeling the haunting monster scurrying around.

The monster that could only see the shadow smelled the smell in the air, and walked secretly towards a stone house. The shadow entered the stone house without a sound. After a while, there was a terrifying roar in the stone house.

In an instant, the whole village was lit with candles, and all the monsters returned to their original forms and jumped towards the stone house one after another.

Realizing that the fooled shadow monster was furious, it tore up the signalling villagers and swallowed them, destroyed the stone house, jumped out and bit the villagers monsters besieging it.

The village chief frowned when he saw the villain whose abilities were obviously at the stage of demons, and frowned and joined the battle in his original form.

Even with the addition of the village head of the Earth Demon stage and the siege of more than [-] monsters, the Heavenly Demon was still able to handle it with ease. After seriously wounding a few fat monsters, they rolled up and took them away, and disappeared without a trace. When Luo Yun and Erbai who heard the sound came, I just saw the afterimage of the demon's attack.

For the first time, the children who saw the same kind of monster being devoured cried loudly, some hid in their mother's arms and shivered, and the monster who lost the other half also cried in grief.

"Village chief, another villager has been taken away?" the monster guarding Luo Yun asked.

The village head nodded solemnly: "You have been watching them? Did you find anything unusual?"

The four guardian monsters nodded neatly.

Knowing that their suspicions had been cleared, Luo Yun and Erbai silently turned around and wanted to go back to the deserted stone house to continue sleeping. The village chief stopped them in time: "Two strong men stay here."

Luo Yun glanced at the fat Erbai, and Erbai also glanced at the thin Luo Yun, thinking at the same time, this is called strong?

The village head apologized very politely: "Sorry, we misunderstood this morning, I hope the two warriors don't mind."

Luo Yun said: "No problem."

As the head of the village, he was powerless to watch the villagers being taken away. He is under a lot of pressure now. If he doesn't want to solve this matter, he has no face to stay any longer: "I can see that you...you are very strong, old man Here is an unfeeling request, I hope you can agree."

Originally, the village chief just wanted to say that Luo Yun was very strong, but thinking that Erbai and him were in the same group, he reluctantly added "we" to it.

The clever Luo Yun could naturally guess what was going on. He was in a hurry to go back to Moling Town, so he had to politely refuse: "I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do. We had to hurry this morning. If we stay for a day, we won't have time to go back."

He was rejected before he finished speaking, and the village chief couldn't react, but thinking about how the villagers forced them to stay in the morning, it is reasonable to refuse to help now, so he could only nod in frustration and let Luo Yun and Erbai returns to the barren stone house.

It's still not so stupid that there is no cure, Erbai raised his eyebrows in his heart and thought with relief.

"Village chief, we can't just let that demon go, we must kill it to avenge our family." The female monster who lost her partner said angrily.

The humanoid child about eleven or twelve years old was crying and his eyes were red, and he asked in a twitch: "Village chief, can I, my father not come back?"

"No, no, my dad said a few days ago that he would take me to a big town to buy yo-yo meat. My dad won't die!" A monster girl with braided horns screamed and backed away. Weeping in pity, she turned around and ran away. She didn't believe that her father would die. In her heart, her father was the strongest, and no one could beat her father.

The mother of the monster girl hurriedly chased after her with red eyes. Regardless of whether they lost their loved ones or not, these villagers are very sad. Suddenly, a monster that is so powerful that even the village chief can't beat it will definitely lose the village. If everyone doesn't leave , the end may be the same as those villagers who were captured.

The second monster guarding Luo Yun: "Village Chief, let's beg those two alien monsters again. If they can defeat the beasts at the stage of the old demon, they will definitely be able to save the villagers."

The fourth monster guarding Luo Yun: "That's right, they even gave us food to eat, which means they are good monsters. If we ask again, maybe they will soften their hearts."

The village head frowned and said harshly, "How many of you ate the food given by those two?!"

The four monsters nodded in confusion: "Yes, yes, what's the problem?"

"Confused! What if they put some psychedelic powder in the food! Didn't you doze off or get sleepy in the middle of the night and keep looking at those two monsters?" Those who doubt Luo Yun, after all, judging from his appearance, Luo Yun is indeed very suspicious.

The faces of the four monsters turned pale, and they looked at each other and said: "No way, we didn't feel anything unusual after eating with our family. We were very energetic at night, and it was beast meat of the old demon stage. After eating it, we can increase our abilities." .”

"Can you increase your ability?" Some villagers heard this with a greedy look in their eyes, as if they were thinking about the food.

Erbai lay on the ground and watched all this with his magic sense. Seeing those monsters so clumsy, the corner of his mouth curled up. Sure enough, this is the nature of monsters. When seeing or hearing something good, the first reaction is always to think Take it for yourself.

It's as if it saw that Luo Yun was a fellow cultivator of immortals and demons, and arbitrarily selected him as one of the candidates for the queen of dual cultivation in the future.

The author has something to say: Wow, thank you little monster readers for your personal votes. The stupid author is so excited that he has his first little cute creature.

I didn't expect that I would personally cast mine on the first day of signing the contract. The stupid author will definitely work harder and strive to make everyone become the little cute thing of the stupid author. ↖(^ω^)↗

——Little theater without responsibility——

Luo Yun→_→: "One of the candidates for the queen? Hehe!"

Erbai immediately knelt down on the durian board and grabbed Xiaoyun's clothes to confess, "Queen, I was wrong, please forgive me~~~"

Luo Yun's handsome eyebrows raised, and the next second Erbai was kicked into the sky and turned into a shooting star.