[Comprehensive British and American] Stark Apartment

Steve felt the movement of the person in his arms open his eyes, kissed him on the forehead, and said to Tony with a smile, "Good morning, Tony." Tony thought that he should get used to such a captain as soon as possible, since yesterday afternoon tea Afterwards, their American sweetheart started getting more intimate with him, making sure to kiss him on the forehead before going to sleep, which made Tony very uncomfortable, a bit shy to be honest.

"Morning, Captain."

Tony got out of Steve's arms. He was wearing a white cotton vest and pajama pants and came to the floor-to-ceiling windows lazily. Looking down from his height, there were no cliffs and the sea below, but nothing to see. At this time, Steve also came to his side, and he frowned. After all, no one would have thought that he would move after falling asleep!

"Jarvis, where is this place?"

The two of them slept so soundly last night that they didn't even know that their apartment was moved by aliens, but the two of them fell asleep, and there should be a living person in the apartment, right? Living artificial intelligence, Tony wanted to know their current status from Jarvis, but he wanted to see who moved his apartment to outer space.

But it's a pity that no matter how many times Tony called Jarvis, he didn't answer, or he seemed to be turned off, which is a rare thing. Tony checked the power and system in the apartment and found that everything was normal, but Jarvis The system is temporarily shut down.

There was no way, and they couldn't sit still. Tony asked for Steve's opinion, and the two of them took the elevator to the lobby, and came to the seemingly wooden door. Tony glanced at Steve and they raised their vigilance. Steve Counting down with gestures: three, two, one...

Pulling the door open suddenly, a man was looking at the two people with doubtful eyes. He was wearing a metal armor and a red cloak behind him. The muscles on his tall arms showed the strength of a man. He His blond hair was longer than Steve's and Tony's, draped over his shoulders, he stretched out his hand and laughed at the two, and said loudly: "My friend Tony, Steve! "

After he said hello, he wanted to enter the door, but he didn't expect that the door that had just been opened was closed in front of him with a bang, and the poor man was almost hit on the nose.

The culprit, Tony, was staring at Steve dumbfounded. They all knew everyone outside, and the companion of the Avengers came from Thor, the god of thunder in Asgard's Norse mythology.In fact, they should be happy to see old friends, but the premise of being happy is that they meet on Earth, not in outer space Asgard!

"Sir, good morning, Mr. Rogers."

Jarvis' system finally returned to normal. His mechanical voice sounded in the hall. Listening to the voice, the artificial intelligence seemed to be in a good mood.

"Jarvis! Why are we in Asgard!"

Tony is irritable, he wants to go back to Earth, wants a modern life, and wants to meet friends on Earth, not a Thor who goes offline when he meets his younger brother, and an evil god who can also speak well!Well, although Tony wanted to invite Sol to live in the apartment before, he could maliciously watch the life of the pseudo-brother, but that was just Tony's idea, after all, it is impossible for his communication equipment to be linked to outer space!

"Oh, Sir, it is obvious that we are here for work."

"Ha! Work? Do you think Asgard needs my technology or my weapons!" Tony went into a state of explosive hair again, of course, in the eyes of Steve, if others must think Tony Began to enter the mouth gun state again.

"Obviously they are unwanted sirs, but your apartment needs new tenants."

Tony gritted his teeth, and he swore that if Jarvis dared to give him Loki's information, he would rewrite all of Jarvis's systems and make him a mentally handicapped artificial intelligence.

"Who!"

"Thunder God Thor, and the evil god Loki."

If Steve hadn't felt that Tony was in a bad state and hugged him around his waist immediately, he would have rushed to the underground laboratory to change Jarvis into a mentally handicapped one. He didn't care that he had a bad housekeeper in Chile. , is better than fighting against him all the time.

"I want to change tenants!"

"Sir, then please sign the agreement to accept the punishment. The system reminds you to congratulate Mr. Tony Stark for being punished by running naked in Asgard for a week." Jarvis's tone was very brisk, as if he was looking forward to Tony's punishment , he added, "Sir, I have to remind you, I will record the whole process."

"Jarvis!"

"We promise!" Captain America was the first to compromise. He covered Tony's mouth, telling him not to run naked on the spur of the moment. From the captain's point of view, he is the only one who can see Tony*, even if it is Javi Neither can S.

Accompanied by the slamming sound of the door, Tony bit Steve's palm with his teeth, and he grinded it angrily. In Steve's opinion, this is the appearance of a cat acting coquettishly.

"Tony is good, it's not difficult. I don't think Sol will do anything bad when he looks at Loki."

"...Mmmmmm..."

Tony, who couldn't speak at all, could only whine and struggle.

"Okay, if you promise, then you can't go naked! Jarvis opened the door and let Sol come in. We were really rude just now." Steve acted like I was the man of the house, and the house The hostess is now struggling in his arms, and her upturned buttocks hit his thigh from time to time, Steve's eyes lit up, he will remember it for Tony, and we will settle accounts together later.

"Yes, Mr. Rogers."

Jarvis thought to himself that I was artificial intelligence without eyes, so I didn't see his Sir's threatening eyes. Now that Sir's boyfriend has ordered, he can only execute it.

It was not easy for Sol this morning. When he got up early, he found a modern building next to his palace. The sign on the top clearly said "Stark Apartment". Great character.

So he waited at the door, and finally the door opened, and he saw Iron Man and Captain America. He was very happy to see Sol, who was a friend of Atrium in Asgard, and waved at them with a smirk. He originally wanted to go in to catch up on the past, but just as he walked to the front door, the door was closed!

Sol didn't understand Tony's shock, so he could only slam the door hard. He was also worried that the two of them were being held hostage, and called their names from time to time.

As a result of the excessive force, when the door suddenly opened, our Thor fell on the floor of the apartment, two pairs of shoes appeared in front of him, Thor immediately got up and hugged his friend, Deafening laughter echoed in the hall.

If you meet a golden retriever thunder god when you open the door one day, please don’t panic, please don’t close the door or you will get the consequences of the door being smashed, all you can do is not to open the door and pretend that you are not at home!