[Comprehensive British and American] Stark Apartment

Even though Tony Stark returned home, he still didn't understand why Sherlock laughed at his apartment 222B so much. In his opinion, although the name is not as aggressive as "Stark Apartment", it still sounds very smooth , pushed open the door and saw Steve sitting on the sofa in the lobby on the first floor, no need to guess, he knew that this person was waiting for him.

Tony stepped forward and gave Steve a big hug. Looking at the pouty Tony, he knew that Sherlock must have hit him. He reached out to touch Iron Man's head and said, "It's another failure." ?”

"Da Bing! I was actually teased by a big long face. I'm in a very bad mood right now!"

"Then why did Holmes make fun of you again?"

"Did you remind me that Jarvis 222B has any special meaning?"

Tony broke the casserole and asked the end Stark must know why he was being laughed at, and their artificial intelligence gave a standard answer after a second, "Sir222 does not have any special meaning, but 2B has a special meaning in China. Fool, so the whole implication is that this is a Fool apartment."

"..."

Tony didn't say anything, he just took a practical action, opened the door and pulled off the house number outside, and threw it to the ground and stepped on it twice.

"Sir, I want to remind you that even if you pull the sign down or step on it childishly, it will still appear outside the door later."

"Mute!"

Angrily, Tony coquettishly said to Steve: "Old Popsicle, you see they are bullying me."

Steve kissed him dumbfounded, and said in a good-tempered manner: "Then, would my dear Iron Man be interested in going upstairs to have a snack with me?"

"Of course, next time I will find a way to get revenge."

Tony got into a fight with Sherlock, and he didn't believe that he said that he was a person who looked like a child who hadn't grown up. He drank all the milk in big gulps. After Tony burped, he realized that he had just drank milk. , he widened his chestnut eyes, "You're foul! Old Popsicle, you know I'm not online just now."

"Oh, honey, you have to know how to take advantage of the weaknesses of all your opponents. Well, if you're bored, go play with Loki. I'm going to help Jarvis prepare our dinner."

"I don't want..." Tony, who was about to say that he didn't want to play with Loki, suddenly thought that he could ask Loki to help him, he changed his tone and bit Steve's lip and said, "Good suggestion, soldier .”

If he can't deal with that annoying Sherlock by himself, he and Rocky are quite capable of fighting. Tony has a way to get Rocky to help. Why did the two brothers spend so much money on him before? Tony just made them enter into their duty as tenants and friends.

But when Tony found the pair of false brothers, it was in Rocky's garden, and the two rolled on the ground—kissing!Moreover, Loki's shirt has been taken off, revealing his fair skin, not to mention Sol lying on him, Tony can see the big swollen bag in his pants.

But he won't allow two idiots with brains to mess around in front of his eyes!

"Hey, it's not easy for the two of you to be too revealing in public."

Tony's voice was very cheap, he leaned on the door and hugged his chest like I was a passer-by. Hearing his voice, Sol was frightened. He wanted to get up in a panic, but Loki hugged him. Holding his neck and not letting him move, he raised his eyebrows and said to Tony: "Why, you want to join? It turns out that Captain America can't satisfy your ass!"

"Heh! The captain's endurance is much stronger than your golden retriever. I think you are the one who can't be satisfied! I'm already so horny that I mess around in broad daylight. I don't mind getting fucked by your noble dog." Ass, if you ask me."

After Tony finished speaking, the two had an eye-to-eye fight. In the end, the two looked at each other and shook their heads. Loki kicked Sol who was lying on him aside, picked up his shirt and put it on. On the ground, there was a posture of turning face and denying others, "I guess, you must have suffered some kind of blow from Sherlock, which made you so unhappy."

"I'm not you, the little brat who wants to come back to his brother for comfort after being bullied."

"Yes, yes, you are looking for Captain America."

Spreading their hands, the two stood up and compared whose mouth was the cheapest. The captain who was helping Jarvis with cooking also heard the two people's quarrel from the monitor. In his opinion, the quarrel between Tony and Loki became more serious. Getting less and less classy, ​​and more and more childish, he asked Jarvis to turn on the microphone. He would not expect Sol to stop the two people, and every time Sol would only help more and more and make himself a target.

"Sol, take the two of them to the living room on your floor, Tony has something to ask Rocky, and there is no creme brulee, no cupcakes."

After living together, Steve also figured out that Rocky's favorite is soft pudding, so Steve, who is actually the chef, will sometimes satisfy Rocky's love, and by the way, he can also be used as a threat. When Tony and Rocky are arguing.

Sol took Loki's hand, and then said to Tony: "Do you want to try our new sofa?"

"of course."

Tony admits that he has no backbone, but he also knows that Steve will do what he says. If he says there will be no dessert tonight, he really won't, because Tony once tried to argue with Rocky in the dark, and wait until Don't talk about delicious little cakes after dinner, even if there are no sweets in the refrigerator, according to Jarvis' report, Steve threw away those delicious sweets.

So Tony will also truce for his own delicious desserts.

"Well, I did ask Loki for a little help."

"Oh, then why should I help you, Tin Can." Loki sat on his exclusive seat, leaning on the sofa with a calculated expression on his face.

Tony bared his teeth at him, don't think he has nothing to threaten Loki, this annoying man seems to have no weakness, but Tony knows that his biggest weakness is pride and there is a man named Sol, just like Thor's Weaknesses are the same as his.

"If you don't agree, I'll throw Saul into a bar and do a striptease to repay the money you two spent."

Once again, Saul, who was innocently lying on the gun, looked at Tony with a silly expression, obviously he didn't understand what striptease was!Loki gritted his teeth, he knew that Tony came prepared for this tin can, "Deal, what can you tell me to help you!"

"Battle! I can't believe I can't beat Sherlock."

So on the second day, Tony took his American sweetheart, his comrade-in-arms Rocky, and his family's golden retriever to fight Sherlock again. This time he vowed to win the round.

After handing over the gift to Mrs. Hudson, he went upstairs generously, opened the door and found that there was another person sitting inside, oh of course it would not be John Watson, but a man with a slightly high hairline The man in the three-piece suit, he and Sherlock looked over in sync with their expressions, which reminded Tony of the introduction about Sherlock's family in the information.

The middle-aged man sitting here now is Sherlock Holmes' elder brother, Mycroft Holmes, a man in power.

This Mycroft is more difficult to deal with than Sherlock. Holmes' IQ is the same thinking, but there is a little difference. When Tony visited Sherlock for the first time, he had already checked it. When the identity of 222B was obtained without files, he asked his agents to monitor the four of them.

So apart from not having seen a real person, the four people in front of him all appeared in his report.

"Sherlock's new neighbors? It's an honor to meet you."

Mycroft's polite appearance caused Sherlock who was sitting on the side to spit out the word hypocrisy. Obviously, he heard it very clearly and immediately retorted in a smiling tone: "hypocrisy is much better than a coward."

"I'm not a coward. Compared to you who hide behind others, I have experienced many battles." Sherlock also glanced at Mycroft's belly, with deep contempt in his eyes.

"So you can only be a detective. The real powerful people are behind the scenes."

"Ha, I just don't like those boring things." In Sherlock's eyes, politics are all boring things, and he prefers interesting people and interesting cases.

"Boring? I think you have degenerated into a boring person now. You are cowardly and cowardly and can't even face up to your own feelings." Mycroft pointed the umbrella in his hand at Sherlock's chest. Wearing a men's ring on his middle finger, it seems that this man is married or has a lover.

Sherlock pushed aside the umbrella on his chest and said, "I don't have any feelings to face up to."

If he can speak more imposingly, then it will be more convincing.

"Really? Sherlock, you will never be able to hide your thoughts from me."

"Shut up, Mycroft."

"May I ask who Sherlock likes and we can help!"

So the next thing is out of everyone's control. Sherlock doesn't know if he was stimulated by the sentence that he can't face up to his feelings. His poisonous tongue has started to attack everyone. Mycroft and the unlucky Tony are both victims. , he mocked Mycroft's belly and Tony's stupid common sense.

Loki, who was originally here to help the quarrel, became a spectator. He looked at the three people in the courtyard who were arguing together, and stole the words from Sherlock's memory, "You three have lowered the IQ of the people in the courtyard."

Sol had to go up and ask at this time, "Brother, am I smart?"

Sol thought that this time Loki did not ridicule himself, which affirmed his wisdom.

"Oh, my God! Where did you get the confidence, you have lowered the IQ of the entire universe!"