[Rat cat] Mirror City

My name is Lu Zhen, and I was born on a beautiful island. This small island has a very nice name, it is called Sinking Island.From the time I have a hazy memory, I remember that I was held in my mother's arms, and when I opened my eyes, what I saw was the blue sky.

Don't look at me as a child, but I want to tell you that our family is very powerful, or should I say famous?

My father, named Lu Fang, is one of the famous Five Righteousnesses in the Jianghu Island. He and the other four sworn brothers are as close as brothers, so the five of them live on the island together.They are all very powerful, their martial arts are very powerful, they will fly me around, and then throw me up and down, although they will be scolded by my mother in the end.

Speaking of my mother, my mother is the most powerful person on this island!My mother, named Min Soo-soo, is the daughter of a genius doctor, well, my mother is the daughter of a genius doctor, so my mother's medical skills are very good.Although in my opinion, her most powerful thing is her ability to take care of my father and my four uncles.

If you want me to say, Wuyi of Zakong Island, my father is very good at climbing poles, so I am also very good at climbing trees;

My second uncle knows how to make a hole in the ground, but unfortunately I didn’t learn it, but I still know how to dig a hole to hide my second uncle’s treasures, but I just don’t understand, if you sow melons, you will get melons, and if you sow beans, you will get beans. How to plant treasures, the treasures will become more Yes, I have to be chased by my second uncle to climb a tree;

The third uncle is very strong, he can lift me up with one finger, and he can also turn in circles in mid-air. I like to play like this very much, and I always pester him, but he seems to be scared by my mother. They all hide their hands and call me little ancestor, it's not fun, hum...

Uncle Si is very good at swimming, and he can hold his breath in the water. I am comparable to the tortoise that Uncle Si gave me last time. Last time I accidentally dropped it into the water, and it actually slept in it all night.Of course, when I praised fourth uncle like this, fourth uncle... He didn't chase me up the tree, he asked second uncle to dig a hole and plant me in;

Among the four uncles, my favorite is the fifth uncle. You ask me why?Because Uncle Wu is good-looking... Shhh, don't tell my dad, dad will fight Uncle Wu.This is only a secondary reason, in fact, it is because Uncle Wu will not stop me from being mischievous, and will take me around to play around, and finally...

The two of them were chased by my mother and climbed up the tree together.

When I was a child, Uncle Wu always liked to let me ride on his neck, and the two of us picked a tree to climb up together, and then looked at the sky and the sea.Finally we found a big tree, Uncle Wu was so happy to build a tree house on it, and then...

He threw me aside and went up to stay by himself.

Too much, too shameful!I think I discovered this tree with a sharp eye when I was riding on his neck. I crossed the river and demolished the bridge, turned my face and refused to recognize anyone!I want to break up with Uncle Wu...

Even so, I stole a jug of wine from my father and gave it to Uncle Wu, asking him to allow me to be a regular visitor to the tree house.

For the sake of my sincerity, Fifth Uncle finally agreed.

In fact, there is nothing good about this tree house. Compared with the house we usually live in, it is much simpler, but Uncle Wu likes it here, and I like it too, because it is high here, blowing the evening breeze, and listening to the rustling leaves. Sound, I feel very comfortable.I don't know if Uncle Wu is also because of this.

Later, I grew up slowly. When I was four years old, my fifth uncle left. My mother told me that my fifth uncle was going to travel around, and my father and the three uncles often went out, so I nodded, and then Waiting for Uncle Wu to come back at home.

One day Uncle Wu came back suddenly, his face was not good, and he kept saying, "What kind of cat is not a cat? Isn't this a challenge to our Five Rats? It's still a royal cat, no, I must go and meet this cat."

Then, just like what Mother said, Uncle Wu just came and went like the wind, and he went to Kaifeng within a few days after he came back.I don't know what happened in the middle, it's just that once again Dad and the others looked very anxious, saying that Uncle Wu got into trouble.

What trouble did Uncle Wu get into?Anyway, I can't figure it out, so I might as well go back and play with the three toys that Uncle Wu threw to me a few days ago. Uncle Wu said, if you don't break it, you can play with it as I like, and if it breaks, he will beat me up.Alas, isn't it just three things, you didn't protect them when you threw them to me, now you know you are in a hurry?

Could it be that as long as this thing is good, something more fun will come?

Later, I felt that I was a prophecy emperor, and there really was an uncle in blue clothes who had been chasing Uncle Wu to get back some three treasures, and fell into the trap set by Uncle Wu.

Uncle Wu was very happy that night and took me to the tree house to drink.I just found out that the uncle in blue is a cat. Uncle Wu seemed very happy when he came.It was only then that I found out that the three things my fifth uncle played with me were what my uncle in blue wanted.

Fortunately, I didn't play badly, otherwise the blue-clothed uncle would be sad, and the blue-clothed uncle is not a bad person.I think so, if it was a bad guy, Uncle Wu would not be so happy when he mentioned him.

The uncle in blue stayed in the trap all night, and abducted all the men in the family the next day without knowing what he said... Ah no, I made a slip of the tongue and took them all away. I was dumbfounded at the time.

Fortunately, everyone came back later, except my fifth uncle.I didn't know at that time that Uncle Wu was abducted by the uncle in blue just like that.

Gradually, I found that Uncle Wu spent fewer days at home.One day Uncle Wu said that he had entered the Kaifeng mansion, and so did Dad, but Dad and the others were just pretending, and Uncle Wu always stayed there, and they would go there when they needed help from Dad and the others.

Well, I don't care.Because Uncle Wu will still come back to visit me, and every time he brings me something interesting, I am very happy, but sometimes I can’t see Uncle Wu, and I feel a little lonely.

But Uncle Wu treated me kindly, and finally built a staircase for the tree house and let me go up.That's right, I, Young Master Lu Zhen, will never admit that I was picked up by Uncle Wu before this, because there is no other way, otherwise why would I risk my life to steal my dad's wine for Uncle Wu in order to go up there? , Alas, I was obsessed with ghosts for a while.

The fifth uncle always came back to live alone, and the uncle in blue didn't come.I asked Uncle Wu before, because my mother told me that Uncle Wu and the uncle in blue clothes are very good friends, and the two hit it off very well, and then Uncle Wu stayed in Kaifeng to help the uncle in blue clothes, although Uncle Wu would never admit that it was Help Uncle Blue Clothes, oh yes, Uncle Blue Clothes is called Zhan Zhao, although Fifth Uncle always calls him Cat, so I started to call Uncle Blue Clothes Uncle Cat.

My mother heard about it that time, and my mother also said that when Uncle Zhanzhao came, he would definitely not like me when I called him Uncle Cat.Let me change my mouth.In the end, Uncle Wu didn't let me change my words, and told me to say it like that. From now on, when Uncle Zhanzhao came to our house, he would say that in front of his face.

Of course I asked, but Uncle Cat didn't come.That's right, except for the last time, Uncle Cat has never been here.

Uncle Wu seemed to have thought of it too, and told me that he was busy.We must come together in the future.

I just wrote it down, and when I saw Uncle Zhan Zhao, I wanted to call Uncle Cat.

I remember very clearly that Uncle Wu came back twice after that time. Before he came to my house with Uncle Cat, Uncle Wu came back excitedly, saying that he remembered how many good peach trees we had at home and wanted to remove one. .

I was surprised, usually what Uncle Fifth wanted, as long as we sent a letter back, we would send it to him right away.It's just a peach tree, why did Uncle Wu come back by himself?

It was really in a hurry, moved the tree and ran away.Later, my mother told me that Uncle Wu is the biggest daughter-in-law. "Who is Uncle Fifth's wife?" I asked my mother.After the mother god said mysteriously, I will know.

Later, how long later?Years, months, days, hours, incense sticks, cups of tea?

I thought it would be a long time by pinching my fingers, but it turned out to be a long time. I was six years old that year, and I was able to run to the tree house. It was my permanent residence, so it wasn’t that the doves occupied the magpie’s nest. Woolen cloth.

One night, I ate too much for dinner and couldn't sleep, so I was going to visit the tree house.As a result, as soon as I ran up, I saw a figure in the room, with white clothes fluttering in the wind, and I almost cried out.

Fortunately, his mouth was covered, um, it turned out to be my fifth uncle who had a wife and forgot to go home.I smelled alcohol on Uncle Wu, eh, came back secretly by himself, and drank here alone?

I asked Uncle Wu what was the matter, and Uncle Wu said it was nothing, but he was unhappy.

unhappy?Uncle Wu is rarely unhappy, at most he is angry, such sulking is really rare.

I lay on the bed, cupped my face and watched Uncle Wu sitting on the window sill drinking, tsk tsk, Uncle Wu looks like a jade tree facing the wind, throwing this melancholy look out to fascinate a group of girls.

Why can't such a person be happy?

No money?hehe;

Lost something?How can it be;

Lost the contest?That fifth uncle would never drink alcohol here.

That... could only be lovelorn.But Fifth Uncle's appearance like a jade tree facing the wind, only others can feel sad for him.Then I thought of Uncle Wu's daughter-in-law whom I had never met.

Then I blurted out, Uncle Wu, did you quarrel with your wife?

Then Uncle Wu choked on the wine, wiped his mouth and said I was talking nonsense.

To be honest, Uncle Wu's serious appearance sounds scary, but I'm not afraid of Uncle Wu, what mother said, plus my genius brain reasoning, and looking at Uncle Wu's jumping feet, it's obvious that he is a daughter-in-law who is hiding. The appearance of being discovered.

When I finished saying this, Uncle Wu was dumbfounded.Hehe, I was quite proud of seeing Uncle Wu like this, and it seemed that Uncle Wu had something to say, so I lay on the bed and swayed my feet, looking at Uncle Wu innocently, why not a daughter-in-law? Uncle Wu was not happy.I asked him.

Uncle Wu was dumbfounded, and then he said stupidly that he saw his daughter-in-law being pestered by others to introduce a marriage contract, and he ran out unhappy.

At that time, I almost knocked my forehead on the door panel. I still don't admit that it's your daughter-in-law, why don't you feel happy if it's not your daughter-in-law!By the way, when I ask you why, I hope you can tell me who your daughter-in-law is. This question makes my black hair lose its luster.

Uncle Wu was still dumbfounded after hearing this, and didn't know what he was thinking.

Anyway, I couldn't figure out the identity of his wife from his mouth, so I decided to change the method. Judging from this situation, the relationship between Uncle Wu and his wife is not strong, ah no, just like Uncle Wu, what a mess Not sure yet... oh my god.

I have to help Uncle Wu catch up with his wife first, so that he can meet Uncle Wu and his wife, so I told Uncle Wu that if he ran out so sullen, his wife would definitely be abducted by others.

If he treasures his daughter-in-law so much, why leave him alone? Maybe his daughter-in-law will be snatched away while he is drinking.

I also cited my own example, and I told him that if someone robs me of what I like, I will not run out, and I will definitely rob it back.

As a result, after hearing what I said, Uncle Wu happily hugged me around several times, then threw me back on the bed, which was already dizzy, and jumped out by himself, saying that he was so stupid.

Yes, fifth uncle, you are so stupid.I was so dizzy from the shaking that I fell asleep just thinking about it.

As a result, I woke up the next day in this alcohol-smelling room, under the gaze of my parents.Looking at the jugs on the ground, after explaining several times that my parents didn't believe that Uncle Wu had come back but firmly believed that it was me who stole the drink, I realized that I was even more stupid than Uncle Wu.

But then I deeply realized that the word stupid is no longer enough to describe me, no, I am only six years old, and a six-year-old child must think that the daughter-in-law is a girl when he hears his wife, because my father's daughter-in-law It's my mother, my mother is a woman.

It is a pity that this logic does not hold true for my fifth uncle.

That day my mother told me that my fifth uncle was going to bring his daughter-in-law back, and she still felt that it took so long.

I was so happy, I was so happy that I forgot that Uncle Wu had blamed me for the pile of jugs, and finally I was able to meet Uncle Wu's wife.

I stretched my neck and waited, but I saw Uncle Cat get off the boat with Uncle Fifth.Where is the fifth uncle's wife?This question popped up, but when I saw Uncle Cat, I remembered Uncle Fifth's instructions and ran to Uncle Cat.

Uncle Cat is also very good looking.He was surprised when he saw me, bent down to talk to me, and then I spoke, Uncle Cat!

Three words, I am very angry in my dantian, and that sound is absolutely loud.However, after I shouted, there was silence all around, and then I saw Uncle Cat's eyebrows twitch, and I heard the laughter of my parents.

But at that time, my mind was filled with only five words, fifth uncle and daughter-in-law.So I looked up at Uncle Wu and asked loudly, Uncle Wu, didn't you say you brought your wife back?

Then, I saw with my own eyes that Uncle Wu’s smile was broken, Uncle Cat’s face turned black, and then there was a dead silence around again.In the end, it was my mother who covered my mouth and pulled me down, and then Uncle Cat reacted and walked aside, Uncle Wu quickly chased after him.

Am I saying something wrong?I blinked and looked at my mother innocently.

Mother touched my head and told me that my fifth uncle's daughter-in-law is thin-skinned.

I froze for a long time, blinked, and then realized the magic of the words, Uncle Wu's wife is Uncle Cat.

Then just now... Will Uncle Cat be angry?I'm a little worried. Uncle Cat walked so fast just now.

My mother scratched the tip of my nose and told me not to worry about it, since Uncle Wu was the one who got angry.

is it really like this?

I held a dubious attitude, when it was time for dinner, my mother cooked a bunch of delicious things, Uncle Cat sat opposite me, I kept watching Uncle Cat while I was eating, and then I found that Uncle Fifth was also watching Uncle Cat.

Of course, Uncle Cat paid attention to me and smiled at me.Uncle Cat has a nice smile. Just when I was about to run over to play with Uncle Cat, Uncle Wu raised his head. His gaze was a complete threat. I could almost read what Uncle Cat was thinking. If you dare to come over, just wait .

Then I stopped.Fortunately, Uncle Cat was on my side, because he raised his head and gave Uncle Wu a hard look.Then Fifth Uncle behaved and kept feeding Uncle Cat.

Hey, fifth uncle is really afraid of his wife.Sure enough, this is a tradition in my family...

But in the atmosphere of dinner tonight, I knew that Uncle Cat was still angry with Uncle Wu, especially when my father called my mother-in-law, Uncle Cat would gouged out Uncle Wu, and in the end, Uncle Cat glared at my father.

As soon as dinner was over, Uncle Wu took Uncle Cat and ran away.I deeply felt that my words caused a misunderstanding between Uncle Wu and Uncle Cat, so I decided to explain clearly to Uncle Cat that Uncle Wu did not teach me the word daughter-in-law.

Knowing righteousness, I went to Uncle Wu's room to look for him, but it turned out to be empty.When I saw how bright the stars were outside, I knew they must be looking for the stars.

After driving for a day, I went to sleep in such a hard tree house, Uncle Wu, you don't love your wife at all.

I started running to the tree house. I was very tired when I got to the bottom of the tree house, but I still stepped up the steps and used light work. I don’t know why. Maybe I don’t want to disturb them. I’m considerate. ?

However, being so considerate, I heard the voices of Uncle Wu and Uncle Cat talking in the tree house, and then the voice suddenly became quiet, and no one spoke for a long time.

God, the two of them won't explode in silence, will they?As soon as I was in a hurry, I rushed in. I wanted to say, Uncle Wu, you can't bully Uncle Cat, but when I got to my mouth, it became...

Uncle Wu, why are you pressing Uncle Cat?

Then... Uncle Cat's face turned even redder, and he stammered, and I couldn't understand what he was trying to say.

Before I had time to understand what Uncle Cat was trying to say, I was picked up by my fifth uncle and thrown out of the tree house. Ever since I learned Qinggong, my fifth uncle threw me like a locust rock. I also heard my fifth uncle say that he The stairs are to be demolished.

Hmph, what's the use of demolishing the stairs, my master, I know how to do light work.

But what were they doing just now?I only saw Uncle Wu pressing on Uncle Cat, I couldn't figure it out after much deliberation, so I had to go back and ask my mother, in my opinion, my mother is a know-it-all.

As a result, after I finished asking, my mother slapped the table with a smile, pinched my face, and said, Zhener, you were just thrown out, so lucky.

I asked why?

Mother, your son, I was thrown out by your brother-in-law, you still laugh, am I your own son?

My mother is still laughing, if you don't run in, maybe your fifth uncle and your cat uncle will...

Mother... Do you know that half-speaking will make people die of curiosity!

If you don't tell me, just... I really don't dare to ask Uncle Wu... Forget it, I'm still curious.