[Rat cat] Mirror City

Alas, the weather is so nice today.Coming to the rooftop to smoke a cigarette and look up at the sky is indeed the best decision I have made this year.Eh?Who am I?

Oh, I'm the owner of the noodle shop downstairs.Just come here for a cigarette.Eh?You ask me why I don't look at the store to do business but come to the rooftop?And give you back your exhibition kitten and white mouse?

nonsense!Which businessman is willing to leave his shop and go to the rooftop to blow a cigarette and smoke.I just came up because my noodle shop was taken over by the Zhan kitten and the white mouse you mentioned.

What?How do you say they will occupy my store?What's so good about my store is that it's worth the two of them occupying it.I don't care if there is a local tyrant among the two of them, and that local tyrant has no intention of buying my shop.

My store was completely occupied by the pink aura that came out of these two people in minutes. Single dogs really couldn't stay in the store, so I decided to go to the rooftop to think about life.

Hehe, when seeing someone else go up to the rooftop, most people's reaction is not to scream for the person on the rooftop to tell the story of the culprit, right?Oh well, you people don't have me as a single dog in your heart, but only those two people in my noodle shop, right?

Well, I, a single dog, will tell you and force you to go to the rooftop with me.As for this matter, it started when two good-looking people came to my shop to eat noodles.

Things were going backwards for hours.

Zhan Zhao felt something was wrong.Feeling very wrong along the way.And the reason for his feeling of disobedience was Bai Yutang's gaze staring at him.

Since he opened his eyes from Bai Yutang's arms early this morning, Bai Yutang has been looking at him with that kind of half-smile and half-smile look, making Zhan Zhao feel uncomfortable all over.

And this feeling was especially obvious when he was sleeping. Once when he woke up, he saw Bai Yutang looking at him with burning eyes, and his hand, if he guessed right, would poke his finger in the next second. neck up.

"What on earth are you going to do?" Now that he believed Bai Yutang's "nothing", Zhan Zhao would be really stupid.So Zhan Zhao held Bai Yutang's finger and said suspiciously, "Tell the truth."

Bai Yutang knew that this time he couldn't hide it, so he gently scratched Zhan Zhao's palm, "I want to give the poached egg the other side."

Charge?Bag?Egg... These three words exploded in Zhan Zhao's head like a bomb.He said, why does he always feel like a poached egg when he sleeps, and there is a kitchen demon next to him.

Seeing that Zhan Zhao was about to run away, Bai Yutang quickly raised his hand and declared, "I swear, you were the one who said you were a poached egg first."

"..." Zhan Zhao was discouraged all of a sudden.There's no way, Bai Yutang's expression is too real, and it really looks like what he would do after falling asleep.According to Bao Zheng and Gongsun Ce's dictation, Zhan Zhao would regard himself as dumplings, glutinous rice balls, bread...

In the following time, Zhan Zhao was so quiet that he regarded himself as a quiet poached egg.But Bai Yutang felt that teasing him was addictive.For example:

The sun outside the car window was shining golden, Zhan Zhao touched his stomach, "Yutang, I'm hungry." But Bai Yutang's answer was:

"Yeah, I'm hungry too." Accompanied by the words, Bai Yutang looked out the window cooperatively, "The sun is like a poached egg."

"..."

There are countless such examples.Whenever something looks round in the car, Bai Yutang will say on a whim, "Cat, poached egg."

When it came to the end, Zhan Zhao was heartbroken and began to wonder if it would be better for him and Bai Yutang to sleep in separate beds.After being described by Bai Yutang as a poached egg with various round objects, Zhan Zhao decided that the things that can fill his stomach after getting off the car must not be round, so he decided that the things that can fill his stomach after getting off the car must definitely not be round. Cannot be round.

So Zhan Zhao decided to go to extremes, he couldn't eat the round ones, so he just got the long ones.Speaking of long, it can only be a noodle shop.The naive Zhan Zhaoman thought that a whole bowl of noodles could shut Bai Yutang's mouth.

"Boss, give me the menu, I want all noodles." Zhan Zhao sat down and said to the boss, after speaking, he found that the boss was staring at him blankly.

"Cat, this is a noodle shop...the menu is of course all noodles." Bai Yutang added leisurely, took the menu before Zhan Zhao could find the seam on the floor, and dragged Zhan Zhao to look for it. sat down.

Zhan Zhao carefully looked at the menu, and finally confirmed that there was really nothing round on it except bowls, so he ordered noodles with confidence.It was Bai Yutang's turn, and under Zhan Zhao's "hating" gaze, Bai Yutang also ordered a bowl of noodles.

Just as Zhan Zhao relaxed and took out two pairs of chopsticks from the chopstick holder, he heard Bai Yutang say to the boss in his cool voice, "Boss, add a poached egg for me."

Zhan Zhao slammed into the table with a bang.Didn't it mean that this store is not just noodles?Lie who!Zhan Zhao stared at Bai Yutang, feeling very contemptuous of his lying behavior.

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows as a matter of course, "Mao'er, which store can't add ingredients casually now? Boss, you say so."

So, the boss who stood aside and was about to ask Zhan Zhao and the others if they wanted poached eggs—that is, me—unfortunately got double-killed by Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang.

Zhan Zhao's gaze is - do you dare to try it?

Bai Yutang's eyes were - do you dare to give me a try?

I have been running a noodle shop for so many years, so of course I am a sensible person, so I can tell that the person leading here is the smiling person, not the "cat".

But anyone with a discerning eye can see that the uncle said so much to tease that gentleman.By the way, I have been running a noodle shop for so many years, and it was the first time I saw two men walk in, chatting and laughing with poached eggs, teasing each other.

There won't be any signs of these two, right?The objective experience I have observed over the years is not in vain.

But now the plot is stuck here. Originally, this time is not the peak consumption period, and there are no customers in the store. It is fun to watch the two play around, but you come here to eat noodles, right?

Guests, if you don't say what you want to eat, the soup will be cold.So, I made a very wise choice, that is, I stepped forward and asked the customer who was "teasing the cat", "Sir, do you want any more poached eggs?"

"Yes..." Before Bai Yutang could finish his sentence, Zhan Zhao crossed the table and covered his mouth, "Bai Yutang, you are enough!" My heart trembled as I watched from the side, please be careful, guests, This glass is a new one I bought last week... Hey, am I wrong?

As a result, my heart was still trembling at this moment, and the next scene directly gave me a heart attack... What did I see, what did I see, Bai Yutang actually made a gesture to nibble the cat's finger, more than once.

Then, I stood aside stiffly, watching these two play, one retracting his fingers, the other chasing and biting each other's fingers, just like a bunch of young lovers.

Ah, that's not right... If I can't see that these two people have such an affair in this situation, the sharp eyes I have cultivated for more than 30 years will be in vain.ah?What are you asking about the piercing eyes?Of course, it is the sharp eyes that always distinguish the couples around you, find single children and find opportunities to be together!

Ah... I seem to have revealed some important news in a flash... Who dares to laugh at me for being single for more than 30 years?Still want to eat noodles.Well, that's not the point here.

The point is that the guest named Bai Yutang made a gesture to bite the finger of the cat guest, and after successfully forcing back the other party's mouth-covering magic skill, he came at me again, "I want poached eggs."

Then, seeing him raise his eyebrows, I added, "Two."

"Bai Yutang, do you think it's enough to give me one?" Zhan Zhao subconsciously raised his voice, did Bai Yutang really treat him like a child?One egg can do it?

"Who said that?" Bai Yutang was addicted to teasing cats today, he took his pair of chopsticks from Zhan Zhao's hand, and said, "I ate them all."

"Crack!"

At that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of something breaking.When I looked at the cat customer's hand... Oh my god, he actually broke the chopsticks in my store.And, guest, why do you look like you want to stab this chopstick at that guest?

Hey...the eyes have completely changed.For the safety of my own life, I decided to fry eggs and cook noodles.Who knew that before I walked away, the cat guest said to me, "I burnt the poached eggs before serving them."

What?The guest Bai Yutang and I looked at the cat guest in shock at the same time.

"When I can eat good poached eggs, why would I go out of my way to eat fried poached eggs?" Bai Yutang sat up straight vigilantly, already guessing Zhan Zhao's plan, "Mao'er, you don't know how?"

The cat guest put his hands on his chest and said maliciously, "Didn't you say that you will eat it if it gets mushy?"

"..." Bai Yutang was devastated all of a sudden.

I was so happy to see that next to me.But my mother said that people can't gloat, otherwise they will definitely ask for trouble.Alas, although I am not young anymore, I am still ignorant.Don't know go to the kitchen early to avoid this wave.

It's all right now, Bai Yutang looked at me all of a sudden, his eyes clearly said "If you dare to fry it, try it".

I was very timid and planned to nod, but the cat customer actually stood up for me—well, I admit that I was being sentimental—"Boss, you can do it at ease, I know that your business has been booming recently so you are tired, so even if You fell asleep from exhaustion while frying the poached eggs, and we will forgive you if you accidentally burnt the poached eggs. Yutang, don’t you think so?”

If you don't leave now, when will you stay?Even though I knew that the white guest was just blocked by the cat guest, I agreed as a white guest.

Although the white guest's gaze is also very lethal, but I know very well that the master of the two must be the cat guest.And I can watch a good show, how could I not get involved, just idle and bored.

I stayed in the kitchen for seven or eight minutes, and then I sat down with two bowls of noodles, and added two other two thoroughly burnt poached eggs on top of one of the bowls of noodles.

Of course, these are poached eggs, they must be poached eggs, although they look a bit like black charcoal, but they are definitely poached eggs.It turns out that people who know how to cook are very talented if they deliberately cook bad food, and this is no longer an ordinary state.

When I brought out these two bowls of noodles, I almost cried.Fortunately, there are no customers now. If these two poached eggs are seen, I will close the door immediately.

I put the noodles on the table, and passed the bowl of noodles with two charcoal-like poached eggs in front of Bai Yutang according to the cat guest's instructions.That bowl of noodles exudes a very horrible smell.

Even when I took a big step back I could still smell it.Not to mention the white guest and the cat guest sitting at the table, this is simply lore.

"Mao'er, you are too cruel." Bai Yutang obviously did not expect Zhan Zhao's retaliation to be so severe, staring at the bowl of noodles, thinking of a life-and-death duel.

This duel lasted about three seconds. When I thought Bai Ke would definitely give up, guess what I saw?He actually picked up the chopsticks and prepared to eat.

Hero, please take my knees!I'm on the verge of tears.

But the white guest's self-mutilation behavior was quickly stopped by the cat guest.Guest Cat directly grabbed Guest Bai's chopsticks, frowned and said, "How can I eat this poached egg? Yutang, stop making trouble."

While talking, he looked back at me. Although he didn't have much attack power, I also saw the meaning.Sigh...guest, you can't blame me. I fried it according to your request. It's just that I made a bold innovation in the middle, and I ended up frying the poached egg like this.

The cause lies with you, the process lies with me, and the result lies with Bai Ke.Now you let me fry it badly, and then I accidentally fried it too badly, but the guest actually made up his mind to eat it... The cause and the result are all here, what is this?

However, guest Bai still thinks the middle is not messy enough, "It's okay, maybe it's burnt on the outside and tender on the inside..." As he spoke, guest Bai dissected the poached egg with chopsticks.It was unfortunate to be beaten by the outer charred and inner charred poached eggs.

I laughed "hehe" twice, I'm sorry for the guest, I am very responsible, if it is fried, it will be completely broken.

At this moment, it was too late for Bai Yutang to calm down, and the cat guest was completely upset, "You still eat. This noodle is already like this, don't eat it, you can eat mine."

The cat guest moved aside the black noodles in front of the white guest, put his own noodles in front of him, and stuffed the chopsticks into his hand by the way, "Eat this bowl."

Guest Bai didn't take the chopsticks, but instead held Guest Cat's wrist, and smiled softly, "Cat, aren't you angry now?"

Guest, don't be so unscrupulous.At first, I just thought there was a little sign in it, but now I don't need to guess.

The cat guest saw that the white guest was willing to test the poison himself, so how could he be angry, "I've taken you. I'm not angry, so hurry up and eat."

"What about you?" Bai Yutang asked.

"Let's have another bowl." Zhan Zhao said it as a matter of course.

"The boss has made it like this, how dare you let him cook it?" Bai Yutang asked.

hello, i'm here!You actually questioned my cooking skills in front of me. Although this time is a bit too much, don't directly doubt my cooking skills like this!

"Well, the boss did a good job, the noodles are delicious."

Cat guest I thank you!Hey, Guest Bai, why are you questioning my cooking skills over and over again?

"Cat, why don't you cook me two poached eggs." The guest Bai finally revealed his real purpose.

"Okay then. Boss, let me borrow your kitchen." The cat guest agreed, can you believe it, he actually agreed.

Then, I stood by for a few minutes, and watched the cat guest bring a bowl of noodles that was more fragrant and delicious than mine, and two eggs came out.

Then, I saw Guest Bai and Guest Cat happily sharing two bowls of noodles, and Guest Bai even raised his head and glanced at me.Can you believe it, he glanced at me!Lao Zhi was innocently involved in you, yet you even glanced at me!

Just glance at me, why are you two eating noodles with affection?Ignore me every minute?

This is my noodle shop.Don't stop me, don't anyone stop me, I want to go to the rooftop!

Zhan Zhao bit his chopsticks and looked at the direction where the noodle shop owner disappeared, "Yutang, what's wrong with this boss?"

"Are you stimulated?" Bai Yutang smiled, took a bite of the poached egg, right, poached eggs are meant to be fried like this!