Shuzi face slap system

Bang!

How does it feel when a living person turns into a landmine, rampages in an unknown and strange space, and finally crashes into a light green copy page?

Hua Cheng will definitely answer: I'll do it!

However, he could only squeak and passed out.

After waking up again, Hua Cheng felt as if his bones had been torn down, and then pressed them back down fiercely.

He glanced around and found himself in a small room surrounded by a strong smell of medicine.

What the hell place?

As soon as he started, he felt a burning pain in his buttocks, like a fire, but the pain made him realize one thing—he had a body.

Enduring the severe pain, he struggled to get out of bed, looked into the basin beside him, and found that the reflection in the water was his own face a few years younger.

Think about when he was wearing this face, like when he was about 17 years old in high school.

He was confused, what's going on?

[Welcome to the world of "The Bastard Tumbling Story [Rebirth]". Now the system has set you as an important person in this world according to the needs of the plot. In order to protect the legitimate rights and interests of the original author, please be sure to follow the original plot and keep your The characters in this game are very strict, and no OOC situation can occur. If there is any foul, the system will punish it! 】

[Now the system has installed the language and characters of this world for you, so that you can speak and write without hindrance. 】

[Your character information is as follows:]

【Name: Jiang Cheng】

【Sex: Male】

【Age: 16】

[Identity: Jiang Hongzhi's personal servant]

[Attribute: Facial Paralyzed Loyal Dog Shou! 】

Wait, what is going on with Jiang Hongzhi's personal servant and the loyal dog Shou with facial paralysis!

Ten thousand grass-mud horses galloping past suddenly appeared in his mind, and a classic text followed:

——Jiang Cheng was brought into Jiang's mansion since he was a child, because he had a skinny face and a short stature when he first came, no one wanted him, only Jiang Hongzhi stretched out his hand to him.

——I didn't expect that many years later, Jiang Cheng's face would open up, his sallow skin seemed to have faded, replaced by a fair color, his skin was as smooth as water, and even his appearance became clear and handsome.Jiang Hong, who has always been cold, was moved because of this, and from time to time, he used the cold weather as an excuse to pull him onto his bed to warm his bed...

↑Excerpted from "The Bastard Tumbling Story [Rebirth]", author Dulian January.

Boom——Hua Cheng heard the sound of a string snapping in his head.In other words, he not only transmigrated into the fanfiction he wrote, but also transmigrated into the protagonist Shou in his own writing!

He glanced stiffly at his own skin.

Die!The skin is so white and feels so smooth!

Can he return it? [manual goodbye]

[You have only two choices now: [-]. Obey the system's arrangement, follow the main plot of the original book, fight for the best, and have sex with the male lead.Two, die! 】

It was agreed to follow the plot of the original book. The original book is clearly Jiang Cheng's attack, but now it is set that Jiang Cheng is the victim. What's going on?

[The main plot of the original book is followed, and the setting of "Rolling" is played. It is so willful. Don't hate it if you don't like it. Thank you. 】

Hello system, goodbye system.

For the sake of justice, give up your life for righteousness×

In order to survive, keep a low voice √

Hehehe.It's a matter of chastity, don't think he will compromise, isn't it just that his skin is slippery, in a few days he will get a tan, exercise his muscles, and then find a substitute to serve the male lead.

#Just so proud, not convinced to fight#

[Because you still owe the system 10000 Jinjiang coins, please be sure to keep up with the main plot as soon as possible, and help the hero fight for the best in the coolest way and reach the pinnacle of life and career!Every time you reach a refreshing point or complete a small plot, the system will reward Jinjiang coins to offset your arrears. 】

Oh, pay back the money, don't worry.

Hua Cheng, oh no, Jiang Cheng leaned against the bed, hugging the quilt to recall this part of the plot.

If he remembers correctly, after Jiang Hongzhi was imprisoned in the firewood room, Jiang Cheng begged for mercy from the Marquis of Wuyang on his behalf. As a result... I don’t quite remember how it happened. Anyway, in the end, Jiang Cheng was severely punished by Marquis Wuyang. After a meal.

No wonder his buttocks hurt so much, it turned out to be from being beaten.

According to the following main storyline, after Jiang Hongzhi comes out of the firewood room, he will have a chance to meet the old lady and gain +1 favorability point.

The system only requires him to follow the main plot, then he can change the sub plot, as long as the final result is the same as the main plot.

For example, if he rescues the protagonist, he will eventually get the result of "the protagonist comes out of the firewood room", which is consistent with the main line, so it is not a violation.

Anyway, in a few days, Jiang Hongzhi will run into the old lady, and his little soy sauce is recuperating here, so he won't go out for a stroll.

But he thought too well.

[Because you still owe Jinjiang currency to this system, please complete the task as soon as possible to repay the loan. 】

What's the hurry, I didn't see that I was dying.Besides, the hero is also in a coma now, so whoever is going to fight.

[The system automatically turns on the dunning mode. 】

thump thump.The sound of hurried footsteps sounded from outside the room, the cash reminder machine, oh no, someone is here.

The man pushed the door open with a bang and broke into the house, pulling Jiang Cheng and pulling him outside.

"Jiang Cheng, hurry up! Master is going to your young master's room, hurry up and have a look!"

"What?" Jiang Cheng was stunned, before he could react to what the man said, something in his head beeped.

[Warning, warning!The characters are seriously OOC!Jiang Cheng can't say such a vulgar word as "what", please adjust it as soon as possible, otherwise you will be severely punished by the system! 】

Second Olympics.Just as Jiang Cheng cursed, he didn't put on his shoes, and his clothes were still unbuttoned. He was dragged by that man, and rushed out of a very dilapidated room with his bare feet.

When the person who dragged him reached the destination, he was blown away like the wind, and he didn't even see what the person looked like.

At this time, there was a sudden scolding sound from the back room.

"Hmph, you are capable. You set fire to save yourself. Do you think you can get away with it! Even if you lie unconscious on the bed, I will punish you not to eat!"

Is this my own father? In fact, the male lead gave it away as a phone bill, so cruel!Even Benhou's title came out, and he really regarded the hero as a slave. If he knew the title today and was snatched away by the hero in the future, would he vomit three liters of blood?

#I look forward to the arrival of that day, swollen so broken#

Jiang Cheng limped into the room with severe pain in his hip, and saw a middle-aged man in a black gold brocade shirt standing with his hands behind his back in the inner room. He was about 40 years old, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and his face The lines are tough, and it can be seen that he was also a handsome man who snatched a bunch of colorful butterflies when he was young.

It's just that there is a bit of sternness between his brows, and he is not easy to mess with at first glance.

If you guessed right, this person is Jiang Hongzhi's father, Jiang Jiande.

Sitting beside the bed in front of him was a beautiful woman in her thirties. She must have been frightened by Jiang Jiande. Her eyes were red with tears in her eyes. Only her pretty face kept her a bit of charm.This person is Jiang Hongzhi's own mother, the Chu family.The person lying on the bed was naturally Jiang Hongzhi.

Jiang Cheng bared his teeth and said hello to them, Chu Shi nodded to him with tears in his eyes, Jiang Jiande snorted, took a look at him with his nose, and shouted at Chu Shi in a defiant manner.

"Hmph, the Marquis is already here, just speak up if you have anything to say!"

Mrs. Chu was dumbfounded by his drinking, and asked in a low voice, puzzled: "Master, you asked me to say... what?"

"You don't need to ask! Do you think this Marquis doesn't know why there is so much hay outside the woodshed? After setting fire to it, someone discovered it? After spending so much time, it was not only to let him beat Yun'er, but also to deliberately set fire to rescue her. He came out, didn't he just want to attract Ben Hou's attention! Ben Hou doesn't want to see you normally, so he came up with such a way to let Ben Hou come to see you, it's really a good trick!"

Let me go, how can there be such a faceless person in the world, who is narcissistic and so weak!

#尼浪, I am Jiang Jiande’s face, he doesn’t want me anymore#

Mrs. Chu is an honest person, so she naturally denies things she has never done, but she just said, "Master is wronged, I am not..." and was slapped by Jiang Jiande with a loud voice, which made Jiang Cheng angry. Excited.

"Bitch! It's a lowly woman like you who raised such a son! Even now, I still want to deny it. If I have the courage to do it, I don't have the courage to take it!"

"Master..." Chu cried while covering her red and swollen face, "This concubine has never done this, Jiang Cheng was seriously injured, and I am a woman, how can I have the ability to rescue the third young master."

Chu's words, if you think about it carefully, are quite reasonable, but these words are tantamount to denying Jiang Jiande's guess. How could Jiang Jiande bear this kind of "insult"? Back to mouth.

In a moment of desperation, Jiang Cheng immediately grabbed Jiang Jiande's hand, but then both he and Jiang Jiande were dumbfounded.Jiang Jiande was stunned because a small servant dared to stop him, but Jiang Cheng complained from the bottom of his heart.

As a handsome male servant with facial paralysis, the behavior he stopped seemed to be called OOC, but he didn't expect the system to be so quiet that no alarm was issued.

Could it be that Jiang Cheng can stop Jiang Jiande?

With this layer of confidence, Jiang Cheng secretly laughed in his heart, let go of his hand respectfully, lowered his eyes and said: "Master, this matter has nothing to do with Aunt Chu, in fact, the young one is the one who wants to attract your attention and save the young master."

Jiang Jiande frowned, and slapped him: "Sure enough, you bastard!"

Jiang Cheng took the opportunity to bow and salute, just passing Jiang Jiande's palm.He had a good plan. Jiang Jiande is a person who cares about face. Now he is saluting Jiang Jiande. If Jiang Jiande slaps him twice again, it will appear that Jiang Jiande is too uneducated.

As expected, Jiang Jiande withdrew his hand with a dark face, and when he was about to open his mouth to scold again, Jiang Cheng spoke up first: "Master Hou, you have a pair of piercing eyes, and you can see clearly, and you really can't hide anything from you. After the young master was punished a few days ago, Aunt Chu became seriously ill due to depression and was bedridden. The little one couldn't bear it, and wanted to save the young master. However, the guards outside the firewood room were heavily guarded, and the little one couldn't get close. I can only hope to attract your attention. Please You are magnanimous to forgive the young master. It is a pity that the little clumsy, not only did not attract you, but asked for a beating."

He turned around and bowed to Mrs. Chu again: "Aunt Chu, the little one has caused you trouble. You have no care when you fall ill. The young master is trapped and there is no one to save him. He also caused you to be wronged by the master. The little one deserves to die. Auntie please punish."

Jiang Cheng grafted saving people on the matter of his being beaten, seemingly changing the subject indiscriminately, but it brought out the thorns hidden in the words.

Jiang Jiande's expression suddenly changed.

It turned out that when he punished Jiang Hong, he really yelled in a rage, "Send someone to watch him strictly, and don't allow others to deliver food", but then he thought it was a waste of manpower to send someone to take care of a bastard with little strength. So he changed his mind that day and called back the person sent to guard.

But even if he knew that there were no guards, the Chu family could have someone go over and set the fire on fire, and it was impossible to say that he retracted the guard's slap in the face, so he could only swallow his anger viciously.

And Jiang Cheng secretly pointed out that Aunt Chu fell ill and she was injured, so how could they set fire to it? Could it be that Jiang Hongzhi set the fire?

Then it doesn't make any sense anymore.In the final analysis, it was Jiang Jiande who didn't want to see the Chu family and didn't arrange for her to have an extra servant. Therefore, Jiang Jiande didn't even have an excuse to wrong the Chu family in such a sick and disabled situation.He really shot himself in the foot with a stone, and by the way, he helped the Chu family find a reason to get rid of the crime!

Jiang Jiande gave Jiang Cheng a gouged look. Jiang Cheng's words were true and he couldn't find any mistakes. If he insisted on pointing at Mrs. Chu's nose and saying that she planned to save people, he would really agree to his no Distinguished right from wrong!He doesn't want his reputation to be tarnished!

Since it wasn't done by the Chu family, who could it be?

Just when Jiang Jiande was full of doubts, the system suddenly buzzed in Jiang Cheng's mind.

[System prompt: You have completed the exciting point of this plot and obtained 1000 Jinjiang coins, which have been used to offset your debt.The system is currently carrying out a big discount activity. You only need to pay 50000 Jinjiang coins to open the simple mode of this world, lower the IQ of the supporting characters, and automatically promote the face-slapping plot. Would you like to participate in this event on credit? 】

go!I want to torture Jiang Jiande to death!

As soon as the simple mode was opened, I heard someone rushing in, and hurriedly held something in front of Jiang Jiande: "Master Hou, I found this outside the woodshed, take a look..."

Jiang Jiande was still angry, so he grabbed it without looking carefully, but when he looked carefully, his face turned blue with regret.

This is a butterfly-shaped hairpin, and the style is not unique, but as the person who personally gave the hairpin, Jiang Jiande knows very well who the user of this hairpin is.

His face turned dark, the haystack was the source of the fire, and seeing the hairpin there, doesn't it mean that the arsonist was Jiang Yuehe who dropped the hairpin?

He fiercely gouged out the servant who sent the hairpin, the dog who didn't wink, actually sent this hairpin at this time, he was trying to harm him!