Beast Trainer

Chapter 14 The Housekeeper's Popular Science Education

Chapter 14

late night public phone booth

A man wrapped in a black windbreaker was looking around, making a sneaky phone call.

"Mom, where are you now?"

"Don't, you go to a place where no one is there to answer my call!"

"Don't worry about it so much, don't tell anyone, I've already bought a ticket, and I'll be home tomorrow!"

"Mom! Your son is in big trouble and I'm going to die! Why are you talking about a house or not!"

"Get ready for me first, don't let anyone know, I will go home in the middle of the night!"

"Okay, okay! When I'm settled, you can do whatever you want with this house! I don't want it!"

A few minutes later, the man in black hung up the phone and walked out of the public phone booth.His windbreaker hat was blown by the wind, revealing long gray and white hair. The man quickly reached out to cover the hat tightly, but he couldn't hide the animal hairs on his arms... Your man kicked over in agitation Trash can, and then fled the scene quickly.

However, his running posture is very strange, his forelimbs are drooping, and when he runs quite fast, his drooping forelimbs still touch the ground from time to time...

After the man in the black windbreaker ran away, a woman in business attire suddenly appeared next to the public phone booth out of thin air, and asked the darkness behind him respectfully: "Master, it seems that he has already evolved, should we change to the red potion? "

In the darkness, a deep and pleasant voice came: "Well, I will leave this to you. My servant of the beautiful snake—Maya."

Maya knelt down on one knee neatly and obeyed: "Obey, my master!"

……

It's getting colder every day recently, and the housekeeper is becoming more and more lazy.

Especially when Young Master Leng is not at home, the housekeeper likes to follow Mu Mu around the fireplace in a daze.

Young Master Leng was invited by the head of the Tiger Clan early in the morning to attend a banquet.

Originally, according to Young Master Leng's recent temperament, he has no interest in attending any banquets at all recently.What interests him the most now is intimidating, dressing up and kneading dumb kids...

But this banquet is to celebrate the adulthood of tiger cubs. For orcs, it is a big event for the whole family and the entire orc world for a cub to become an adult!Therefore, the young master Leng who couldn't escape could only go to Daxing'an Mountains, where the Tiger Clan gathers, in a suit and leather shoes.

However, in order to stimulate Tsundere Cat, this young unicorn, which is always unable to grow up perfectly, is rare for Master Leng to bring his younger brother.Of course, we can completely ignore the episode where Tsundere Cat played all kinds of tricks and wanted to stay with Du Mumu when he left, and directly let his brother beat him up.

So counting from today, there will be three days, and the Leng family will only have Mumu and the fake butler.

As for the pair of brother chefs from the Leng family, they can be completely ignored, because they are not only cooking recipes in the kitchen, but also go to various places to collect fresh ingredients. They look like motivated elite chefs, and they are completely different from the two dazed ones at home. .

Without the harassment of Tsundere Cat, without the influence of Leng Lin, just after lunch, Mu Mu quickly took a blanket, satisfies himself in a corner of the sofa in the living room, rubbed his head on the blanket, and then fell into a trance, dazed .

After seeing the series of actions of the dumb boy, the butler, who had never been very energetic, only took a moment to complain in his heart, and said something meaningfully: How eagerly can the dumb kid want to In a daze!

I just sat on the sofa with the kid, and sent my head to a different dimension.

"Does an orc come of age mean full?"

The fake butler was stunned: "What?"

Mu Mu, who was in a daze and had no focus in his eyes, was blinking his eyes at this moment, staring at the butler who was not in the situation, and asked repeatedly: "Does the meaning of being an orc be full?"

The butler reacted for three seconds, quickly withdrew his absent-minded ears, wiped his face with his hands, and replied with the professional expression of his professional butler: "No, the adulthood of a beastman means that the animal form has reached adulthood."

Mu Mu nodded, her pink mouth pursed unconsciously, hugging the pillow and muttering: "Oh, that tiger has grown up in four years, what's so strange about it."

"Tigers come of age?" The butler habitually raised his glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "It's really nothing unusual. But is there any relationship between orcs coming of age and tigers coming of age?" He seriously suspected that not only snakes but There are monkeys.Otherwise, how could this stupid child be incoherent.

Mumu lowered his head, and said to the couple with his little finger: "Isn't the tiger man an adult today? What's so strange about it in four years? It takes 18 years for human beings..." Fortunately, there are tigers who have grown up, otherwise there would be no one today. Such a leisurely rest (daze) time!The bad guy was still saying last night that he would take me to buy a bear suit today... I really don’t know what he thinks, he is a beast, so he always likes to dress him up as a beast, he really is a bad guy!Really annoying!But what's so special about a tiger becoming an adult?Tigers hate it too!Hate it all! ! (Hey, little Dada, what are you complaining about?)

"How can those low-level animals in the zoo be compared with us orcs!" The butler was very serious.

He pushed his glasses, stepped forward to remove the pillow that the kid was holding in his arms, and said seriously: "Do you know what is the biggest difference between us orcs and ordinary humans?"

Mu Mu shook his head.

In fact, he really wanted to ask: Isn't it the difference between animals and humans?

But it was rare for him to see the butler so imposing, so he didn't say anything.

"It's capacity and reproduction."

Mumu nodded blankly, waiting for the housekeeper to continue.

"Most orcs have their own special power and long lifespan, and our intelligence is far higher than that of ordinary humans. You should know Thomas Alva Edison, right?"

"Well, the great inventor. Is he a beast? Oh no, I mean, he's also a beastman?" Mumu was surprised!

"Yes, Thomas Alva Edison is now the elder of the Rabbit Clan. He was just an adult, very mischievous, and his animal shape was not stable, so his red eyes were exposed when he was studying, and he was finally locked up by the patriarch of the Rabbit Clan Punishment, and then fiddle with a series of things, it can be regarded as a blessing in disguise."

"..." Dumboo expressed the truth, which ruined his three views!

Seeing the dumbfounded look of the child, the housekeeper is very satisfied!

Although on the surface he looked proud to preach and teach, deep in his heart he was complaining darkly: Nima now knows how powerful we orcs are!You monkeys now have lights, telephones, and movies, and it's all thanks to us orcs!You are all incidental, incidental, incidental!

"Then human beings are born of human beings, so are orcs not born of orcs?"

"What?" Why is the monkey's brain circuit tuned again?

"Didn't you say that reproduction is different from humans?"

One of the biggest advantages (?) of Dumumu is that it has a great ability to accept strange events.So after accepting the unchangeable reality, he was more curious about what kind of orcs would be born if they were not born by orc mothers?Orc dad?

The butler raised his forehead, and said helplessly: "Who told you that the orcs were not born? I mean that the birth and adulthood of orcs are very difficult, not as simple as human reproduction and continuation of offspring! Even if a female and a male orc have sex Thousands of years, you may not be able to conceive an offspring. And even if you miraculously conceive and give birth to an offspring, the cub has only a one in ten thousand chance of successfully becoming an adult... Most cubs are born a few days or weeks , or in a few years, you will get a genetic disease and die." Speaking of this, the housekeeper was very sad, and murmured: "Maybe this is the punishment for us orcs to eat back at the master..."

Seeing the child's dumbfounded incomprehension, the butler didn't want to continue to explain further, "In short, you have to know that the birth and adulthood of a cub is a very important event for the entire orc world! And only adult orcs can transform into human form."

"Will the cat die too?"

Last time the man in the white hat said that Mao Mao is not an adult...

Do cats get genetic diseases too?

Thinking that the lively and obedient (?) cat would turn into a corpse, Mu Mu felt a little sad.

"No. Young Master and Eldest Young Master are not ordinary orcs, they are Qilin clan. The Qilin clan who used to be the only mount of that person, betrayal did not bring them difficulties in reproduction, because their reproduction is reincarnation. When the unicorn dies, a unicorn will come into the world. However, the cubs born in the world are getting weaker and weaker, and now, only the young master and the wooden unicorn who has retired for many years can reach adulthood."

Mumu nodded reassuringly, "Oh, it's fine if you don't die."

"It's good if you don't die?"

The serious butler laughed helplessly, and said: "You monkeys are always so superficial. The most basic instinct of all things in the world is to reproduce. Even if we orcs have a long life span, we cannot resist the instinctive fear of extinction. I live It has been more than 2000 years, watching the clansmen around me leave one by one, but no new clansman has grown up...You monkeys will never understand the sadness of watching the end of the family, but helpless...I can only find it by myself A trace of existence, to be the housekeeper of the Leng family. But, if one day the unicorns also become extinct...I only hope that I can be buried safely before then."

Just when the butler was immersed in sadness, the child who had been sitting on the sofa as a quiet listener suddenly stood up, tiptoed, patted the butler on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Everything will be fine. , your master will forgive your treachery until you understand—”

The butler, who had reacted for ten seconds, grabbed the child's shoulder and asked in horror, "What?"

The smiling child passed out like a castrated balloon...

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