Take my sister to my nemesis

Xing Han: "..."

Gu Tianye: "Damn it, I was stuffed with dog food again!!! Wow, I was shocked."

[Hahaha, dog food specialist Gu Tianye. 】

[Little Gu, let's have some snacks! 】

Xing Han: "You can leave now."

"I still want to play with you guys." Gu Tianye continued shamelessly, "Duoduo, can you take me with you?"

As Xing Han exploded the opposing base and won the game, Ye Lincheng also said in the game: Good.

Xing Han: "I don't want to take you with me."

Gu Tianye: "Why?"

Xing Han: "You seem to have a loneliness growing on your neck."

He talks too much and densely, and always makes troubles.

Gu Tianye: "..."

Gu Tianye: "???"

For the second game, three people line up together.

Xing Han deliberately didn't want the mid laner, so he gave up the mid lane to Ye Lincheng, and went to support himself.He just squatted on the line, neither swimming away nor helping to insert eyes, as if he wanted to be a salty fish on purpose.

Gu Tianye asked strangely: "Xing Xiaohan, what's the matter with you, you don't help me, and you don't arrest people with me, your relatives are here too?"

Xing Han shook his shoulders, and said slowly: "Play your own game well. You are also a host after all, can you count on me every time? Can't you carry yourself?"

"..." Gu Tianye has indeed played with Xinghan a lot, and is used to the feeling of hugging his thigh.

So one day his thighs don't like to move, and he is not used to it.

"Then who told you that you are awesome."

Xing Han: "No, I'm not awesome. I'm just an ordinary boy, and I still want someone to carry me."

Gu Tianye: "I'll go..."

I also want someone to carry me - the speaker has the intention, and the listener also has the intention.

Just five seconds after the voice finished speaking, Ye Lincheng quickly single-handedly killed the opponent.

Xing Han's screen cuts to the middle lane to see that he is only fucking level [-] and solo kills, even flashing is useless, it's fucking outrageous.

So this little brother, you have such good skills, why don't you take a girl, and come here to pretend to be a girl, what is your psychology?

Xing Han got to level 6 in the bottom lane while watching Ye Lincheng flourish in the middle lane.There was a wave of enemy junglers and supporters catching him together, and he managed to dodge the two key control ultimatums of the opponent's wild boar girl and support wine barrel in a row. clear.

After dodging the opponent's skills, he even jumped in front of the opponent's crispy mid laner and fought hard, right in front of the opponent's jungler and support.The opponent's jungler and support seemed to be two cracked walls. I watched him go through them and back again, coming and going as freely as if he was wandering in front of his own house, and then the blood of his own mid laner disappeared—— To be exact, there was a little blood left, and then it was scalded to death by Ye Lincheng's ignition.

He still has it on fire!Didn't hand in the wave of flash that was single-killed at the third level just now, and didn't even hand in the ignition?

Gee.

Seeing this, Xing Han had to admit that this person played really well.

And he played as a mid-lane assassin, the more he looked at it, the more he felt familiar... Xing Han glanced at the barrage, and the barrage was also saying:

[Fuck, is girl Dodo so awesome?I have a reasonable doubt...]

[This shouldn't be the girl, is it the girl's boyfriend playing? 】

[I don't know why, but I think this Akali is playing a bit like Ye Shen?Am I the only one who thinks so? 】

[You upstairs are not alone, I think so too.But God Ye is enjoying the holidays right now, maybe he is playing a game, and also playing a female number? ? ? 】

Yes.

Professional players wish to stay away from the computer when they are on vacation, and they generally don't know how to play games.

The most important thing is, how could Ye Mou pretend to be a girl?

Thinking of this, Xing Han bent his lips in self-deprecating manner.

What is he doing?Heiye Lincheng is much darker, no matter how you look at it, everyone looks like him, working overtime and suffering from occupational diseases?

Gu Tianye: "Look at Dodo, Akali, Xing Xiaohan, why do I think it's better than yours?"

Xing Han raised his eyebrows: "Is he prettier than me?"

Not satisfied.

Wait for the next one, let him play with Akali, let you know what a show is - the desire to win among boys is just like this.

Xing Han: "Damn me."

Gu Tianye grinned: "Okay, I'll let you win the game, and I won't rob you."

"You have the ability to snatch it?" Xing Han taunted him ruthlessly, "You'd better not come in the middle, I will show off by myself."

Gu Tianye: "... Awesome!"

As a result, Xinghan's idea of ​​a one-man show was quickly suppressed by his teammates.

The teammates on the third floor came up and typed: Can I hit the fourth floor?I AD will not.

Xing Han: "..."

Xiao Hansha is crazy: OK, you can fight.

Forget it, AD can also show off.

The key is which hero to choose to show?

Xing Han spent a long time choosing a hero, only thinking about Xiu, and didn't notice that Ye Lincheng was assigned to the support position, and also took a cat.

Xinghan, who only saw someone choosing a cat and didn't pay attention to the cat's ID, typed on the public screen: Don't run around before the cat reaches level [-], wait for me to develop and carry the audience.

Cute Ai Duoduo: won't run around.

Cute love blossoming: I will always be by your side.

Xing Han blurted out directly: "...Damn it."

【Haha, I can't live without Dodo now. 】

[Duoduo is so kind to you, I chose a cat for you! 】

Gu Tianye: "You still said you didn't bully Duo Duo? What do you say now that the evidence is solid?"

"I didn't notice that the cat was him..."

Gu Tianye: "Are you kidding me? There are only five people in total?"

Xing Han: "..."

He had to notice that the cat was someone, and he would never say those two sentences just now.

Forget it, whoever you love.

Games start.

The bot lane duo of Xing Han and Ye Lincheng played very well.

Ye Lincheng really hung on Xing Han's body as a pendant after agreeing to never leave.In addition to that, it is conscientiously inserting and warding, observing the dynamics of the enemy's jungler and mid laner, and signaling Xinghan to pay attention to retreating.

Xing Han had to admit that with this kind of assistance, a dog on a leash would be able to take off.

At the fourth level, the two cooperated with each other to complete the line kill, allowing Xing Han to get the first blood of the game.With the advantage of equipment, Xing Han fought even more aggressively and bravely, because he was protected by a cat and a surveillance camera that kept watching the enemy's movements, so he could play without any scruples.At level six, the two killed each other's bot lane duo again.

At this time, Xinghan's record is already 2-0, Tianhe started.

Ye Lincheng's cat didn't leave him after reaching level six. Xing Han only wanted to show off, and he didn't want to be able to show off with someone's help, so he said in the voice: "The cat can go swimming."

In the end, Ye Lincheng didn't know whether he heard it or not, and he didn't move.

【Haha, I promised to be by your side all the time. 】

[You just said a word casually, but some people always take it to heart. 】

[Is the writer upstairs?That's right! 】

Xing Han frowned: "Cat, let's go for a walk, I'll get some experience myself."

After finishing speaking, he was still in the game, putting a question mark on the cat that had been following him.

Half a second later, the cat finally jumped off him, away from the minion line he was eating.

[Damn, this question mark is typed, I feel like I've been abused. 】

[Ouch, why do I feel that the little cat is a bit pitiful? 】

[Lucky Xiaohan, you have no heart!Your conscience is very bad! 】

[Call someone kitty when you need it, and drive him away when you don't need it.Dodo is miserable! 】

【What did Dodo do wrong again? Dodo is just a cute kitty! 】

After hearing this, Gu Tianye couldn't help but said: "Xing Xiaohan, you are too heartless."

"Isn't it okay if I let the cat help you?"

Gu Tianye: "Duo Duo... I'm hanging out with my brother, I don't dislike you. My brother takes you in."

Xing Han: "..."

The ADC hero Xinghan plays is Xiaopao. Xiaopao is a hero with extremely high output after being equipped. It can sit on the enemy's face to output output like an assassin. After killing the opponent, it can refresh the displacement skills and quickly leave the battlefield. A very playable hero.

Since chasing the cat away, Xinghan led the line and ate the line alone. When he met the opponent with only one person, he went up to kill the opponent. Before he knew it, the record changed from 2-0 to 5-0 .

A fat and handsome little cannon.

The other four members of the team will basically report to the group together.

Gu Tianye kept shouting in his voice: "The cat follows me."

"Get out of the car, Duo Duo, I'm dying!"

"He's bigger than him, he can't run away! Beautiful! He's so handsome!"

It was very lively and fun.

Moreover, not only did they play lively, but they also had a good record. In several rounds, they traded less for more, and even defeated each other in a round.

Gu Tianye: "Wow, Dodo's cat is so handsome!"

Xing Han: "..."

Why does it seem that their joy has nothing to do with him?

He's a little stuck?

Xing Han thought about it, and couldn't help but reminded lightly: "I'm 5-0."

Your dad is still leading the lane, how did you win the team battle so quickly?

Gu Tianye: "It's okay, you continue to lead the way. Our happy foursome is awesome."

Xing Han: "???"

[Hahaha, Xing Xiaohan OBs the audience. 】

[The outcome of this game seems to have nothing to do with you. 】

[Hahaha, fringe character, so what about 5-0? 】

[I don’t need you, a cat is enough. 】

After collecting the last wave of threads in his heart, Xing Han finally released the Infinity Blade, a must-have weapon for teamfights, and forcibly joined the happy foursome.

At first, he didn't integrate very well.

The four of them seemed to have formed a tacit understanding, going up together and withdrawing together.Xing Han didn't grasp this rule at first. When everyone rushed to fight together, he was slow to follow. Not only did he not get a kill, he didn't even get an assist.

Gu Tianye crazily praised Ye Lincheng in the voice: "Fuck, the cat is so open!"

"Haha, another second. Dodo, our cooperation is too tacit!"

"Duoduo, come on, yes, that's it. Beautiful!"

Other teammates are still crazily giving praise to the cat.

Xing Han: "?"

You don't like a 5-0 cannon, but a cat?

Is it bad eyesight?

In the next wave, Xing Han learned to be smart. He saw that there was a sign of a group fight. Taking advantage of the stopwatch on his body to save his life, he rushed to the front and sat in the face to output. As a result, his Ueno turned back when he saw that the situation was not aligned, and directly gave him sold.

Although Xing Han, who was sold, had a stopwatch on his body, after pressing the golden body, he found that his teammates had gone far away without looking back.A certain cat was hanging on Gu Tianye's body, its body was still shaking.

Two seconds later, he was guarded by someone, and he lay down on the ground after the golden body disappeared.

Xing Han: "..."

Damn it's poisonous, right?

Are these people teammates?

Isn't this the fucking four traitors?

Gu Tianye laughed straight: "Brother, at the critical moment, the other party's big move flash is fine, I can only sacrifice you to protect everyone."

[Hahaha, I thought of a sentence, twisted melons are not sweet. 】

[Facts have proved that in the hearts of teammates, you are not important. 】

[I can't do it anymore, it's so funny. 】

In the next team battle, Xing Han really learned to be smart, neither rushing to the front nor walking to the back, so as to avoid the previous tragedy from happening again.

But this time, someone's cat didn't hang on Gu Tianye's body, but quickly jumped off and hung on Xing Han's body.

Relying on the shield added by the cat, Xing Han instantly became rough and thick, daring to fight and rush.And the cat also saw the right moment, jumped off him and got a big move due to poor vision. The opponent didn't expect it. After hitting the big one, he was pinned down, and finally Xinghan took the head.

After it was done, the cat jumped on Xinghan's body again.

In fact, whether cats play well or not, the key point is whether they can grasp the timing of possessing teammates and leaving teammates.There is no doubt that Ye Lincheng did it.

Scenes like this were repeated two or three times.

He possessed Xing Han, and got off Xing Han again. While starting a group for his teammates, he also provided comprehensive protection for Xing Han.As a result, Xing Han broke into the opponent's chaotic army several times, and was able to retreat in the end.

Xing Hanxiu is a show, but the military medal must have half of a cat.

【So, Dodo cares about Xing Xiaohan the most. 】

【move!Although you abandoned me at the beginning, I will still put you in my heart as always at critical times. 】

Gu Tianye: "Look at him, and think about what you said before driving him away, don't you feel a little guilty?"

Xing Han: "...Did you four ask your conscience when you betrayed me?"

Who isn't just a poor kitten?

In the next wave of the team, Ye Lincheng once again grasped the opportunity to possess his teammates, and the wonderful start of the team established the victory for himself, which attracted Gu Tianye's praise once again:

"Duoduo, Xing Xiaohan's body allows you to come in and out, you are not so handsome! Xing Xiaohan, are you happy?"

Xing Han: "........."

Fuck, what bullshit are you talking about.