What kind of evil can a puppy have?

Yuan Ye is always mysterious these days, holding a mobile phone and doesn't know what he is doing, as long as Le Zaili gets close to him, he will hold the mobile phone and cover his chest with his hands like a girl whose secret was discovered, and then raise his eyebrows and stare at him.

"What are you doing!"

Le Zai Lizhang Er Monk was puzzled, "I still want to ask Brother Yuan what are you doing?"

Yuan Ye turned off the screen of the phone, put the screen upside down on the table, straightened his back, and said solemnly: "This Saturday is Song Jingzhou's birthday, and I'm picking out a birthday present for him."

"Why? Are you going to give him sexy underwear? It's so mysterious."

Sexy lingerie? ...It seems that it is not impossible... Pooh!WTF!

Yuan Ye took off his shoes and kicked Le Zaili's buttocks, "Go ahead, play your game, I won't double row with you this season, you won't even be able to make it to the King of Glory."

Le Zai was unconvinced, and took out his mobile phone to score points after sitting down: "I've got ten stars now, I'll be on Glory tonight!"

"Yeah, come on, come on." Yuan Ye waved his hand, casually perfunctory him.

After confirming that Le Zaili turned to open a ranking, Yuan Ye quietly picked up his phone and started browsing the almighty orange software.

After a few seconds, he had to raise his head quietly to see if Le Zaili was paying attention to him, like a thief.

Actually he was looking at lube and condoms...

It's really hard to choose these two things. It doesn't matter if there are too many brands, but they are also divided into functions, colors, and smells.

The whole peach flavor... tsk tsk, it's quite girlish.

But what type of condom do you buy?He has never really met Comrade Xiao Song, so he can't grasp it. If he buys the wrong model, will he be embarrassed?

After thinking about it, he was still going to ask Song Jingzhou.

[Yuan Ye: How big is the set you want? 】

It will be past eight o'clock. He and Song Jingzhou have finished dinner, and the other party should be in the dormitory.

Messages were answered quickly.

【Song Jingzhou: Let me buy it. 】

Yuan Ye didn't say anything when he had his own hobbies. It wasn't until that night that he realized that things were not that simple.

The seven of them rented a daily rental room together, with everything from gaming rooms to mahjong rooms.

When renting, several people were planning to cook together, but in the end, all the dishes and seasonings were bought, and the seven big men all huddled in the kitchen. You look at me and I look at you.

Luo Tianqi: "So, does anyone know how to cook now?"

The other six were silent, and after two seconds they all turned to Luo Tianqi who spoke first.

Luo Tianqi hurriedly waved his hands, "Don't look at me! I won't either!"

Everyone looked at Song Jingzhou again, and Song Jingzhou smiled slightly, "Sorry, I really don't know how to do this."

Several people sighed in disappointment.

Le Zaili: "Order takeaway?"

Qian Wencai: "So we just ordered takeaway from another place?"

Wei Zi choked on him more: "Then you do it?"

Qian Wencai conceded defeat: "Order, order, cake is ordered anyway."

Wu Zhenyang: "After buying it, let's put it in the pot again, and treat it as if it was made by ourselves."

Luo Tianqi: "... Niu Angkor, this is the only way you can think of."

The matter of food was left to them to decide. Yuanye planned to go to the e-sports room with Le Zaili. When passing by Song Jingzhou, his arm was suddenly held, and a cube-shaped object was stuffed into his palm.

Song Jingzhou also smiled at him: "Have a good time."

Yuan Ye's heart was pounding, and he couldn't wait to run to the e-sports room. Le Zaili was attracted by the layout of the room, and he huddled in a small corner and slowly opened his palm——

It was a neatly folded piece of paper with a line of words written on it when it was opened.

“Jingyue Hotel 1706, 20:30”

Good guy, it is obviously normal words and numbers, but it makes people blush and heartbeat, and their brains are hot.

Le Zaili finally had enough of admiring the two high-end computers, and just turned his head to play games in the wilderness when he saw the other party steaming like a kettle was boiling.

"Brother Yuan, what's the matter with you? Your face is so red in winter, do you have a fever?"

Yuan Ye quickly squeezed the ball of paper into his hands, and his tone was full of guilt, "Go, go, go, I want you to talk more, your brother Yuan is very good."

The two played PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and the fun of standing shooting survival games is their own food, all relying on dogs.Field marksmanship is okay, but he is not in shape today.

Not only did he try to jump to places with many people, he controlled the character to stop suddenly while walking, and just shot at the person, and after a few shots, he stopped shooting. At first, Le Zaili thought he was out of bullets, so he turned to look— — There are more than 30 rounds left.

The two jumped five times in 10 minutes, turning the shooting survival game into an airplane skydiving simulator.

Le Zaili couldn't help it after another time when he ran in the field and suddenly stopped moving and was shot to death by someone else with a frying pan.

He took a deep breath and said, "Brother Yuan, why don't I buy you some calcium tablets tomorrow."

Wilderness:?

"That leg of yours probably lacks calcium, otherwise you wouldn't be able to walk two steps and wouldn't be able to move."

Wilderness:? ? ?

In the end, Le Zaili couldn't take it anymore and went to play a single-player game, but he was called out for dinner after not playing for long.

They actually poured the takeaway into the pot and redid it again, and the plate was still in a good shape.

The curtains were drawn, the lights were turned off, and the room was as dark as night. With a "click", a flame rose, and the candle with "19" inserted was lit.

Holding the cake, Wei Ziyue sang out of tune wishing you a happy birthday and walked towards Song Jingzhou step by step.

The candle was dimly lit, swaying and dancing between breaths, lightly but powerfully reflecting Song Jingzhou's appearance, and framed a thin orange border for him.

Song Jingzhou closed his eyes and made a wish, and opened his eyes two seconds later to look at Yuanye, bowing his head and blowing out the candles.

The light was turned on, and Song Jingzhou was slapped with cream on his face.

Boys seldom like greasy cream cakes, and only one piece of an eight-inch cake is reserved for Wu Zhenyang, and the rest are used for entertainment.

The one who was smeared the worst was not the birthday star Song Jingzhou but Yuan Ye. The four freshmen rushed towards him with smirks at the corners of their mouths, and each of them gave him a slap.

"I told you to steal our roommate!"

"Together during the winter vacation without saying a word!"

"It's all you! Lao Song won't eat with us anymore!"

"They wiped it off, so should I wipe it off too?"

Even Le Zaili quietly took advantage of the chaos to slap him on the head.

Yuan Ye wasn't angry at all, he let them come, and when it was over, his facial features could not be seen on his face, his eyelashes were all white, and his eyes could hardly be opened.

He stretched out his hand carelessly, "Give me a towel?"

He didn't catch the towel, but touched something warm with distinct joints, it should be someone's hand.

"It's not easy to clean, I'll take you to the bathroom to wash off." It was Song Jingzhou's voice.

Qian Wencai booed there: "Tsk tsk tsk, this makes my heart hurt."

Yuanye couldn't see, but felt the hands covered in cream were firmly held, and Song Jingzhou's voice was a little too serious.

"Well, it really hurts."

Fortunately, there was cream paste on his face, otherwise his blushing would have been noticed.

Yuan Ye confidently handed himself over to Song Jingzhou, who led him all the way to the bathroom, closed the door and locked it.

The space is not big, and the air is filled with the sweetness of butter and the faint smell of fir trees from Song Jingzhou.

"Senior, although the face is covered, the ears are not. It is very red, and it is still red."

The wilderness alarm rang loudly, and subconsciously stretched out his hands to cover his ears, so the ears were also covered with cream.

"Is it obvious?" The cream was also on his mouth, Ye Ye had some difficulty speaking, and couldn't open his mouth.

Song Jingzhou stared at those lips and remained silent for two seconds. There was a touch of pink in the pure white inside. He leaned over and felt that the person in front of him habitually wanted to retreat, but he quickly hugged his waist and stopped. his back.

This is the sweetest kiss between the two, and it is still "sweet" in the physical sense.

There is a faint tooth mark on Yuanye's lip, which will disappear quickly if he bites it lightly.

He rubbed it lightly, "I agreed to take me to wash my face."

Song Jingzhou got the sweetness and became good. He took off a towel and wet it, then squeezed it dry, carefully wiped the cream for the field, and cleaned it three times before finally getting it clean.

He hadn't been able to see the light just now, and Yuan Ye's eyes were watery when he opened his eyes. He shook his head and blinked to meet Song Jingzhou's gaze.

Song Jingzhou caught his breath, froze for a moment, and said, "If you don't want them to find out when you go out, please stop looking at me."

Yuanye's eyes seemed to be covered with a white film, and he could only vaguely see Song Jingzhou's facial features, but he still precisely placed his lips on the corner of the other's mouth and licked it.

"There's cream on the corner of your mouth, wipe it off for you."

In the next second, Yuan Ye was grabbed by both arms, and Song Jingzhou's voice was too low.

"Senior Yuan, you are not good."

The author has something to say: Hey, I graduated and went home on the 24th, and then I have been busy registering for the public recruitment exam for the past two days, running around, and have no time to code words, but I still can’t solve it in the end. Orz is very annoying

The 24th and 25th have been locked by the auditor, and I don’t know what to change after I changed it. I was scolded by the auditor and released to me (…)

I wanted to ask for leave on the 24th, but the leave note could not be sent out, which showed that I was not the author of this article. Jinjiang always had some weird bugs, and there was something serious about it.

I am also preparing for the exam for a while later, so I can only update 2k a day or 3k every other day. My little red flower is 5555