What kind of evil can a puppy have?

"Push it, push it, push it all for me."

Yuan Ye sat on the swivel chair in the barbershop, inserted his right hand into the finger-length yellow hair, fiddled with it a few times, and then moved closer to carefully examine his current appearance.

Grassy from the barber shop said with some embarrassment: "Handsome guy, your current look is very handsome, which makes you handsome and suave. It's a pity to push it away."

This look was done only a week ago. He did it himself, and he didn't even let the apprentices do it. However, today a customer came to the store to ask him to push it. This is a naked provocation, right?

Seemingly remembering something, Yuan Ye took out his phone from the pocket of his khaki jacket, turned on the camera, thought he was handsome, made an "eight" in front of the mirror, put it on his chin, and took a photo with a "click".

"You reminded me that such a handsome appearance must be kept and recorded."

He put away his phone, "Okay, you can start now."

Grassy was relieved to see that he was going to shave his head because he didn't dislike the ugly hairstyle, so he picked up the electric clipper and started to do it.

"Handsome guy, why did you suddenly think of shaving your hair?"

Just as Yuan Ye was about to say something, the glass door of the barber shop opened, and a sweaty boy with his coat draped over his forearm walked in from the outside.

After Le Zaili came in, he looked around the barbershop, his eyes lit up when his eyes fell on Yuanye, and he shouted: "Brother Yuan! I found out!"

Yuanye frowned slightly, his eyes looked fierce, looking at Le Zaili's silly look in the mirror, he said impatiently, "Do you think I look deaf?"

Le Zaili shook his head, and said seriously: "It's not like! Brother Yuan, your hearing is 5.0!"

Yuan Ye snorted, "Your eyesight is better than your ears, right?"

Le Zaili covered his mouth, blinked his round eyes twice, and dared not speak.

Grassy looked at the field, then at Le Zaili, looking like he was eating melons.

Yuan Ye raised his eyebrows and stared at him: "Shave yours."

He glanced at Le Zili again, "What's the result of the inquiry?"

Le Zaili put down his hands tentatively, and said cautiously: "His name is Song Jingzhou, he is from Class 19 of the School of Economics and Management, Grade 6, he is 1.8 meters seven, weighs 75 kg, and has long legs..."

Yuan Ye interrupted him impatiently: "Stop, stop! What did I ask you to inquire about? Can I not understand this basic information?"

The legs are long, he can tell this thing at a glance, 115cm.

Le Zaili shrank his neck subconsciously and took a step back, "I found out about that too! He said he likes well-behaved girls! I heard him say it with my own ears!"

Yuan Ye was stunned for a moment, with an expression as if he had eaten a fly, and turned his face to the mirror, staring.

A well-behaved girl... It's impossible for him to be a girl, but being a well-behaved girl should still work hard.

The boy in the mirror has a pair of single eyelids, the tails of the eyes are raised, the distance between the eyebrows and the eyes is a little close, and the eyes look fierce.With a head of yellow hair shaved off half of the right side, he is really a delinquent boy.

"Do you think I'm cute?"

Le Zaili: "...?"

Grassy: "...poof."

Then his hands trembled, and the electric fader jumped on the scalp of the wilderness, and there was just such a bald white strip on the side of his skull, like a dog gnawing on it.

Grassy was dumbfounded, holding the faders at a loss, "How about... I'll give you a [-]% discount?"

Yuan Ye said silently: "Be nice, be nice, Song Jingzhou likes well-behaved people, you are a well-behaved man."

He gritted his teeth with a smile on his face: "Okay, thank you so much."

Le Zaili's eyes widened suddenly, and he let out a ghostly cry. All the other people in the store looked over in an instant, and they heard him shout loudly: "Brother Yuan! What's wrong with you, Brother Yuan! Don't scare me!"

Yuan Ye: ...I want to screw his head off.

***

Xiachuan University's autumn sports meeting this year was brought forward due to the early winter vacation, and it started three days after the National Day.

Yuan Ye expressed his comfort with this arrangement. He didn't apply for any events during the three days of the sports meeting, thinking that he would take advantage of the start of primary school to play the promotion match that had been stuck for several days during the National Day period.

... If there is no Le Zaili who suddenly collapsed halfway.

At this moment, the playground is full of voices, and the voice of cheering and shouting is higher than the sound of the broadcasting station.

Yuanye sat under a camphor tree by the playground, fanning the fan that Le Zaili had just given him with the words "see andrology to Xiachuan No. 1 civilian hospital" in boredom.

He muttered words in his mouth, and the eighteen generations of Le Zaili's ancestors greeted him over and over again.

He had already found all three rows of teammates, so he didn't go to bed today, and he was happy to stand up.