No one knows loneliness better than me

61.

Ji Yanqing invited me to make a short film and gave me a script, it seems that he has changed from fortune-telling to directing.

"I've helped you so much, you won't refuse this little favor, right?" Ji Yanqing was extremely guilty when he said this, his eyes wandered around, and he just didn't look at me.

This kind of reaction made my hands tremble slightly when I opened the script. What kind of devilish plot can make people feel so guilty and unnatural.

How should I put it, I saw the end of Ji Yanqing's directorial journey from this script.

There are only two characters in the whole script, one with facial paralysis, and the other either crying or laughing loudly. The two patients chatted endlessly, and I felt tired watching it.

My head hurts: "This is embarrassing for actor-level acting, let alone a rookie like me. Are you sure you want to shoot? Or ask me to shoot?"

Ji Yanqing "coughed" twice: "People always have a process of progress. If the starting point is too high, there will be no room for improvement?"

Wow! You also know that there is a lot of room for improvement in this script!

My tone was quite resentful: "You really still hate me, you hate my kick."

Ji Yanqing: "..."

I showed a look of resignation: "Then, are you going to let me play two roles?"

"Of course it doesn't mean you have a split personality. I must have hired someone else."

Then I saw Min You coming out of the room with spicy sticks in his mouth. He was very down-to-earth and very familiar.

Is there any mistake, you are a stranger who just arrived, why can you eat and drink so naturally, obviously I should be the one who is not welcome!

62.

I finally understand why Min You can get along like a fish in water with so many vests, without showing anything.

This person's acting skills are also very good. If he deceives someone, he will not be so biased that he will be sold and count the money for him.

After witnessing Min You's superb acting skills, the next step is my devastating acting skills.

Ji Yanqing was silent after watching it. After a long time, he sighed and said: "Don't talk about it, your acting skills are quite comparable to my script level."

Not to mention that there is a reason for Min You's good acting skills, I just found out that he has acted in so many TV dramas and movies, I don't have any idea about these, but the reviews on the Internet should be pretty good.

This person is not only very concerned about this little drama, but also pulls me to keep improving.

I was having a meal when Min You found out that I was satisfied with the script. Although I had already fasted, sometimes I still miss the taste of the food.

A thousand-year-old ganoderma lucidum can eat meat, which sounds quite evil.

After finishing the meal, I was ready to play with Min You.

Min You always looked at me with that kind of look that I couldn't hold back my laughter, which made me unable to let go of crying in this crying scene.

I put down the script: "What do you have to say?"

Min You took a deep breath, tried his best to put on a serious look, and said seriously, "Your teeth are clean."

Me: Whatthefack!

63.

If someone told me that one day I would fight endlessly with the King of Hades who stood shoulder to shoulder with me, I would definitely think that he was crazy, but the fact is like this now.

I don't know how Min You acted with facial paralysis so emotionally, this may be the difference in strength.

After reading those stupid lines, I think I probably lost all the embarrassment I can lose in my life.

After shooting the video, Ji Yanqing suddenly remembered something and said to me: "I forgot to tell you, there is also a blind date market in the world, you can go and have a look."

Is there such a good thing?

Then I realized that it was not me who scared others, but others who scared me.

"Year old?"

"What degree?"

"What do parents do?"

"Do you have a car or a house?"

"What job do you do now? Is your income stable? When are you going to get married?"

I am over 1000 years old this year. I have no education. My parents are born and raised. I have no car or house. My job is a fairy. My income is not stable. I can get married at any time. Look at you. After all, I am not dead.

Of course I didn't dare to say all these words, this may be the neurosis in their eyes.

My blind date has been a failure, both in heaven and earth.

Until a person dressed in allblack appeared, with a black peaked cap, a black T-shirt, and black jeans.

That face made me feel a little familiar. To be precise, I had never seen a face before. It was this person who gave me a familiar feeling.

We had a good talk, and I offered to take him home, and he agreed.

64.

The car was rented by me, and I didn't mean to deceive the blind date. I told him all this.

I turned on the car music.

"You blew up my mountain..."

Not to mention that the mountain exploded, my mentality exploded, so I immediately cut the song.

"The great river flows eastward..."

Change again.

"Go to the sky, there is no way to the sky, go to the earth, there is no way to the earth..."

Needless to say, this "The Injustice of Dou E" is quite suitable for the occasion.

I want to cry but have no tears, believe it, I am handsome and rich and single because of bad luck.

However, the psychological quality of the date this time is much better than the previous ones. It is absolutely leveraged. Up to now, it has not revealed the meaning of "my mother won't let me play with the mentally retarded".Not only that, the other party also asked me if I like Peking Opera, and after getting an affirmative answer, he also gave me a piece of "The Drunken Concubine".

I’m so embarrassed, it’s fake to like Beijing opera, it’s true to have no culture, but I think he sings very well, don’t ask why, he’s not scared away by him until now, it’s absolutely extraordinary, a god-man can sing well ?

"By the way, what's your name?" I found that I always called him "you you you", and the name seemed unnecessary, so that I didn't know his name until now and didn't realize that it was wrong.

"Min You."

65.

I almost spit out a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood.

I said why this face was a little familiar, it turned out to be someone I knew.

Min You looked melancholy, and his eyes were sad: "Lin Zhi, will you fall in love with someone who wants to kill you?"

Hades, who kills without blinking an eye, may have encountered some difficult relationship problems. I was a little upset about being the same as the cannibal, and I knew clearly that it was not because of sympathy.

I didn't dare to look at him, but said very firmly: "No, won't you wake up with a fright when you think of such a person lying next to you when you dream back in the middle of the night."

That's what he said, but if Min You wants to say that he likes me, even if he is an emotionless Hades, I will be happy.

Min You and I showed an amazing tacit understanding, and we both treated this matter as an oolong.

After sending Min You to his villa on earth, I suddenly felt something was wrong.

its not right!

I didn't know that the beautiful boy in black was Min You, but Min You knew who I was!

66.

After experiencing these things, my desire for love plummeted, and it was almost such a worldly desire.

The specific manifestation is that I am no longer keen on going on blind dates and waiting for love to come. Maybe love has already come?who knows.

When I was eating ice cream in the bedroom with the air conditioner blowing on, I could understand why Ji Yanqing made himself such a fat fish that it was hard to turn over.

This is true.

Very comfortable!

This is the life of a fairy.

Just when I found the most comfortable way to open the world, the announcement from heaven came.

67.

The heavens always think about it, it may be that there are too many gods who have descended to the earth recently, and they want to learn the nine-nine-six system of the world on a whim.

Of course, it is calculated according to the time in the mortal world. It is hard to imagine that if you go to [-] according to the time in the heavenly world, and go to the mortal world after work one day, you will not know what kind of earth-shattering changes it will be.

As a god who had already announced that he would stay in the mortal world, I was also notified to go back to participate in activities in the celestial world.

Yes, they don't see this as a reform but an event.

A long time is doomed to insist on something forever will be an difficult and painful decision.

They say that most immortal gods don't have the seven emotions and six desires. In fact, most immortal gods are ungrateful and ungrateful. Their life is endless. If there is no accident such as being hacked to death by a catastrophe, then It really is an eternity.

It is really unpredictable, and more people dare not test it.

I still have expectations for love. I don't know whether this expectation comes from the reality I have never experienced, or a kind of trust in my future partner.

68.

When I first received the notice, I was not as well adapted as it appeared on the surface.

WTF?

Why does the heaven have to be [-]?

So here comes the question, what am I supposed to do?

Soon I was living a life standing on a pillar with the door god.

"Hey, brother. Don't say, you are more useful than me. This evil spirit is enough."

My temples throbbed: "Shut up, you..."

69.

Compared with the newly implemented [-] in the heavens, the underworld has always had the same system.

"We Hades said that we work the night shift and have a day off at dawn."

I wondered: "Where is the dawn in the underworld, isn't it always pitch black?"

The judge was silent: "You just think it will dawn, ghosts also have some hope."

"Oh……"

70.

Although, I still keep in touch with Min You. He has come to heaven to report more times, and I often meet him.

I found that Min You was treated the same way as I was in the heavens, the kind of treatment that everyone turned pale upon hearing about, but had to pretend to be familiar and friendly.

I don't know what Min You was thinking when faced with these expressions full of fear and disgust, whether he felt sad for a moment, and felt that he was in the same battle line with the white-eyed wolves in the heaven because of his bad luck.

In fact, I admire him quite a lot. Anyway, he didn’t look sad at all on the surface, and he didn’t show kindness towards them like I did. The disdain and contempt on his face were completely undisguised.

The evil spirit on Min You's body is also very heavy, I didn't notice it at all before, he must have restrained himself, but when I saw him in the heaven, he didn't hide anything, as if telling the gods in the heaven, I'm just like this, you guys What can I do.

Thinking about it this way, when I talked to Min You about Xiaoxiao and He Meimei, in their eyes, they were probably colluding in evil to persecute the gods and gods in the sky.