[Zhongyingmei] There are new relationships every day

Premise setting for non-responsible extras:

After Alicia was successfully proposed, she did not choose to resign, but continued to work in the Avengers. As an external spokesperson, she was exposed to various superheroes and even superheroes.

So what happens is the following:

01

Bruce Banner: "... Alicia, this..."

The expressionless 12-year-old girl pushed her glasses: "Alicia, you are wasting too much time. In my world, when I was born, my father had seven doctorates. In that world, you are my mother. I already have five Ph.D. degrees. I am now studying for my first Ph.D., and it is really troublesome to go through the master's degree step by step."

Avengers without education: shivering.

Rocky without education: Can't beat Hulk, be patient!

02

Hank McCoy, the beast in the X-Men, is now dressed as a shy scientific research young man, his face is blushing with embarrassment.

A 16-year-old in a punk outfit, bald and nose ring sits on a couch chewing bubble gum.

"Are you my mother in this world?" The teenager blew a bubble, "I'm sorry I didn't see you in that world who died young."

Everyone looked at the shy Hank and the punk boy: "...you play with your dad like this..."

The boy blew the bubble: "Dad, I support me in everything I do. Well, I've been chasing Logan lately—fuck you, dear dad, hold back!"

The youthful scientific researchers run away in an instant and become blue-haired beasts, we will not watch domestic violence.

03

Barry Allen has been a bit of an annoyance lately.

As the Flash, he obviously didn't use the Speed ​​Force indiscriminately, and he didn't want to change the flashpoint paradox caused by the past... But why, he suddenly wanted to be a father?

Still a...six-year-old boy.

At first glance, it was his own, and he could run at the same speed as himself, and even his uniform looked the same.

After Little Allen ate up Barry's salary for half a month, Barry had to bring the child to eat the big family.

—Bruce Wayne.

Batman is really miserable, the Justice League needs sponsorship, and the Flash can't afford to eat, and he also needs sponsorship.

Little Allen's big eyes blinked, just like his own father: "Thank you, Uncle Bruce."

Batman looked at it blankly for a while, then nodded: "Do you know Alicia Stan?"

"Ah, yes, before I became the Flash, I was responsible for following up the actions of the Avengers in Central City."

Batman snorted: "You can ask her how the child is handled."

Avengers reserve Loki: There's no end!

04

The Avengers have grown numb to the magical appeal of their Liaison Officer.

Ordinary people, mutants, earthlings, aliens, gods, there are no boyfriends she hasn't had.

So, when the prince of Wakanda visited Alicia with a four-year-old boy... Alicia still attracted crowds.

Alicia: "What are you looking at! I don't know any prince, Your Highness!"

next second.

"Ah! T'Challa! Long time no see. It's been a long time since graduation. Why are you here? Do you need help from the Avengers?"

It turned out to be a graduate student I haven't seen for a long time.

"What?! You are the crown prince of Wakanda?! Eh? You will succeed next month?!"

Avengers: Oh, no surprise.

Loki: ...it's better to drive out the stupid brother and let me take over.

05

The Avengers has recently added a new member, a reserve member, whose main position at this stage is

——Group favorite.

Hey, little milk spider - bah, the little spider is so cute.

However, when he had only entered the Avengers reserve training for two weeks, a bewildered Peter Parker brought a man who was about to grow up taller and stronger than him.

The little spider scratched his hair: "Ah, Alicia, he is Benjamin Parker, uh...he said he was our son...what's wrong, I'm only fifteen, he's gone..."

Tony: "Although I don't mind the age difference, and you are only eight years older than him, he is a minor. Alicia, restrain yourself."

The Avengers collectively looked at Alicia with XX eyes: Underage!Alicia, wake up, this is a crime!

Alicia became angry: "What does the parallel world have to do with me? I don't even understand the timeline. Don't forget that there is a world where I am a round older than Tony! I will not go looking for minors! Maodu I don't like children who don't look good! No matter how cute they are!"

Peter: QAQ, am I hated?

Loki: ...I always feel like I've been hit by an arrow.

Am I older than her... 560 years old? !Have you eaten your rice?

06

Loki has been thinking about it recently.

Daredevil Matthew Murdoch visits with his son—he can't even see it, what does Alicia in that world see him?

Daredevil: ...

Doctor Strange Stephen Strange visited with his daughter—he is so poor that he can’t even afford ice cream. What does Alicia in that world like him?

Doctor Strange: ...

Green Arrow Oliver Queen visits with his daughter—his family is complicated. Besides, don’t you think of Hawkeye when you see him? What does Alicia in that world like him?

Green Arrow:……

Hawkeye: Did I offend you?Convex Rocky.

Ant-Man Scott Lang visits with his son - Alicia, wake up!He is poor and has been in prison, he is riding an ant!Didn't you let me drive away the ants last time?

Ant-Man:  …

Alicia: Loki, wake up!They have nothing to do with me!You just need to be sober! ! !

07

Mycroft Holmes visits with his son.

Loki: "Alicia, please be more sober, are you aesthetically traumatized in the parallel world? Look at his hairline and you—"

Alicia Unbearable Stan: "First, don't worry, the only person I love is you, and the parallel world has nothing to do with us; second, Loki, do you think your hairline is better than his."

Loki: "I heard Ellie, you said you love me."

Find the right focus √

Early the next morning:

Loki pondered for a few seconds in front of the mirror.

Heard of ginger hair growth?

Forget it, let's have some black sesame paste for breakfast today.

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