Penggli Rhapsody

【Tonight and what evening】

Mafia school, recess time.

Dazai Osamu, who was in pain all over his body, and it wasn't the sequelae of his own suicide, lay on the desk of the temporary classroom with his teeth bared like a salted fish that had lost his dream.

——Although, Osamu Dazai didn't have any dreams at all.

"I don't understand, Mrs. Kath's etiquette class said so clearly, mackerel, are you an idiot, you are told to do what you don't do!" Zhong Yuan, who was on the side, closed his textbook and rolled his eyes. Worry about Osamu Dazai's IQ.

Logically speaking, Osamu Dazai is actually not stupid, and being able to be trained by Balian as a backup Yunshou who is in charge of intelligence is enough to show that Osamu Dazai is a genius of a young man.

But just such a genius, he always makes low-level mistakes in school, and he likes to let himself go in the class of the strictest mafia teacher, Mrs. Keith.

As a champion who has even fought against Xanxus, who was once a key figure of Prince Pengo Lie, Mrs. Kath's strictness and rules are well-known in the world.

Osamu Dazai couldn't take it anymore, but he just liked to play tricks in front of this lady, and being beaten by the teacher in class was almost self-inflicted.

"Life is occasionally a bit unexpected." Osamu Dazai bared his teeth and retorted.

"I think the curly hair is intentional, and I have reason to suspect that this is the legendary masochist."

With the iconic frog head, Fran, who is not in the same class as Chuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai, and Rambo, and should not be in this classroom at this time, suddenly appears out of nowhere .

—By the way, everyone knows who the curly hair refers to.

"I'm not a masochist!" Osamu Dazai of Salted Fish quietly raised a hand to defend himself.

"People who can stab themselves with knives are not qualified to say that." Fran said without changing his expression.

"I heard that the psychiatrists that the idiot long-haired captain found for you a few days ago ran away again because of your curly hair."

The source of this matter is also very simple.

After all, since Osamu Dazai came to the mafia school in Sicily, due to some historical reasons, his situation in the port mafia was obviously embarrassing.

Even if he self-directed and acted to create an illegitimate father... No, it was a thief who was his father, some fundamental conflicts between Dazai Osamu and Mori Ogai were still unresolved, they were just transferred.

Therefore, under such circumstances, Osamu Dazai turned to seek new development opportunities on the side of Vengley in the inner world. The specific situation was mentioned before, so I will just briefly mention it here.

In short, it was for these reasons that Osamu Dazai seldom went back to Yokohama after his vacation. Now the new place where he could live for a long time, besides the dormitory of the Mafia School, unconsciously found a place in the Balian Castle.

Of course, as an intern, Osamu Dazai is not qualified to live in the luxury suite of the most core Balian castle for a long time like Fran, the formal high-level members of Balian.

——Just in the staff dormitory in the Balian Castle area, there is a long-term foothold.

However, given time, the day when Osamu Dazai enters the Balian Castle to indulge in luxury and wealth is just around the corner, not an unattainable dream.

However, it is clear that there is a long way to go before the dream can come true.

For example, what Fran mentioned now is about Sberby Scovalo finding a psychiatrist for Osamu Dazai.

"If your mental state has been unqualified, let alone enter the Balian, I think it will be difficult for you to graduate." Fran complained viciously.

"It doesn't matter, I won't see my salary card during the internship period, and I don't look forward to becoming a full-time employee at all." Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the desk, snorted.

Remember the question about Osamu Dazai's salary card that I said before?

Yes, this thing started when Osamu Dazai found clues in the pyramids in Egypt before, and he still hasn't gotten it back from the biggest suspect, Mamun.

The intern who is as weak and poor as duckweed in a foreign land is so miserable in reality, and the unlucky life of being bullied by the seniors is also naked|naked|naked social shady scenes.

What motivation is there for a salted fish who can't even see money!

"..." Nakahara Chuya next to him.

I wanted to laugh at the mackerel, but thinking about the fact that this guy was really bullied by his seniors after he came to Sicily, even Zhong Yuanzhong, who is a deadly enemy, couldn't bear it.

All in all, it's probably just that the road to life is difficult!

"By the way, just a reminder." Fran tilted his head and said.

"The next two classes in this classroom are used by Class Me, Curly, you should kneel down."

Fran's class is Class [-], and Rambo and the others are in Class [-]. The mobile classroom they are in is just used by Nakahara Chuya's class, but the class will be changed soon.

In short, the next two classes are taught by Fran and his class in this classroom, and Osamu Dazai and the others can leave now.

"Kneel your sister!" Lan Bo, who had packed up his books a long time ago and was going to attend classes in other classrooms, replied angrily.

The idlers are waiting to leave this classroom, and the class of the student party will continue.

But this afternoon, when we returned to the dormitory for lunch, Osamu Dazai asked curiously.

"When does the mafia have to take care of psychology?"

The point is.

"Can Fran and Belphegor pass the psychological level?"

As the saying goes, there is always an inexplicable connection between perverts.

After staying in the mafia school for so long, Dazai Osamu and Fran and Belphegor have met each other. They both came out of the dark, and no one knows the other.

If you say that the two of them have no psychological problems, no one with eyes will believe it, okay?

"Balian is the assassination department. Of course, their psychological standards cannot be measured by the standards of ordinary people." Lan Bo said with a vague feeling while biting the fat foie gras.

"I remember that Prison Temple seems to have said that it is a standard. In fact, Balian has a requirement that the mentality of the members should not affect the progress of the task."

Therefore, whether it is Mamon's excessive money obsession, Belphegor's prince disease, or Fran's delusional disorder, they are all harmless to Balian's general direction, and they don't need to be too concerned.

But it just happened that Osamu Dazai's world-weary mentality was too unstable, and Balian was worried that this guy would kill him if he set out a mission!

"Cough, in fact, mackerel still has a sense of responsibility when doing things." Zhong Yuanzhong also felt his conscience and said something fair.

Probably also from oneself and others.

After all, Osamu Dazai is not a newcomer to the Mafia. When he was in Yokohama, every time the Port Mafia assigned him a task, Osamu Dazai completed it perfectly. Otherwise, he would not be able to do it at a young age. The high-level cadres are in high positions.

Leaving aside Osamu Dazai's unlucky behavior of always committing suicide, he is still serious about work.

but.

"This can only be regarded as one-sided information." Lan Bo shrugged and said.

"Put the completion rate of the task on the subjective attitude of the person who performed the task, not to mention in Balian, it will not work in Vengley."

Again, as a huge organization that is at the forefront of the times, what Vengley believes in is science.

Unstable psychology means that there is always the possibility of whim, even if Osamu Dazai separates work from life and has a precedent of completing tasks perfectly, so what.

There are more people in Balian who can do things, and these people are more psychologically stable than Osamu Dazai. If they are asked to go on a mission, what kind of accident will happen on a whim is far lower than the risk of Osamu Dazai going out on a mission.

So the result is naturally obvious.

With a piece of bread on the fork, Dazai Osamu's expression was a little thoughtful, but also a little troublesome and insignificant... at a loss.

Lowering his voice, Osamu Dazai said as if he was asking Lanbo, or talking to himself: "Is the Mafia such a difficult place to get involved?"

Obviously, when he ran away from home before and joined the port mafia in Yokohama, it seemed to be quite simple, but he was lured by the bad man Mori Ogai.

But in Vengley, to join a mafia organization, you have to go to school and take a psychological test, and no matter what the requirements are, the level is quite high.

Is this mafia induction?The training to become the heir of the kingdom is nothing more than that.

"Anyway, since Brother Ah Gang became the leader of Pengo Lie, the rules of the other world have changed a lot." Lan Bo said helplessly spreading his hands.

"Actually, I remember when I was young, the world was completely different from what it is now."

It's a pity that those memories became more and more distant with the passage of time, and time finally polished the inner world into what it is now.

To be honest, it's actually better now.

But, not to mention anything else, Lan Bo occasionally thought of the changes in their mafia school in the past few years, and suddenly realized that something was really wrong.

how to say.

As mentioned before, the mafia school is fundamentally a force under the name of Xanxus. This is the gift and future path left by the leader of the previous generation of Pengelie, the ninth generation of Pengelie, to his adopted son.

Even with the title of mafia principal, Tsunayoshi Sawada actually has no decision-making power over the mafia school.

But think about it, obviously there is no decision-making power, but every time Tsunayoshi Sawada wants to reform the mafia school, those decisions are in full bloom in this cradle controlled by xanxus, and they have achieved a lot of fruit .

The mafia school used to far exceed the extravagant daily life of all noble schools in the world, and now it is gone forever; the original teaching mode with a strong predation of the jungle has gradually been replaced by a teaching philosophy that is more in line with scientific education and has its own strengths.

And this was all a few years ago, before Tsunayoshi Sawada dated xanxus at that time.

But thinking about it now, Xanxus' connivance to Sawada Tsunayoshi's words was not without warning from the very beginning.

Perhaps, this is also the reason why Rambo and the others were obviously shocked after seeing Tsunayoshi Sawada dating Xanxus many years later, but subconsciously accepted it very quickly.

—Maybe subconsciously, everything is logical.

However, the only problem may be... No, Rambo didn't understand, at that time, Agang hadn't dated xanxus yet, but Tsunayoshi Sawada dared to say anything xanxus said.

The point is, it's fine if Xanxus agrees, why are Lan Bo and his innocent student party all the unlucky ones!

The beautiful days when the mafia school meal came and opened the mouth and stretched out the hand, now I can only miss it in my dreams.

What's the matter!

The author has something to say: Lan Bo: Brother Ah Gang, don’t you think that the relationship between you guys is a bit... bothering me (T^T)!

S: Anyway, I know that these two love affairs cost money, fee Balian's salary, x is a loser!

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