When a Cultivation Boss Dresses Up as Cannon Fodder [Quick Transmigration]

The life of a god is long, and after becoming the way of heaven in a small world, life is even longer, and it even seems a bit boring.

He sort of understood why he closed his memory back then and threw himself into the human world, and even deliberately added one more rule to the world, so that when he ascended, he would transfer to the small world to practice.

He Zhinian didn't know what to say to the dog Tiandao who scolded him for so many years, but he didn't know what to say. After becoming Tiandao again for only 200 years, He Zhinian embarked on the "road of experience" again.

But compared to before, this time I was well prepared.

The thin and thin child, with timid eyes, said cautiously: "I hope my parents can be well, eat enough and sleep well, and not be bullied."

He Zhinian nodded, agreed, and then entered the child's body.

The body that had just stopped beating and breathing came back to life again.

"Doctor, I beg you, please show the child again, he is still so young, please take a look..." Sun Yu knelt on the ground, hugged the doctor's thigh, and begged, "He is only eight years old. I just fell down, how could it not be cured, I beg you, please show him again."

"Comrade, don't be like this, calm down, the child has no—"

Before the words fell, a voice came from behind: "Mom, what's wrong with me?"

Hearing his son's voice, Sun Yu saw the little guy turning his head to look at her on the hospital bed, and almost crawled over: "Doctor, take a good look at my son, is he alive?"

He Nan, who was originally squatting on the ground, also rushed over excitedly, looking at the doctor expectantly.

doctor:"……"

He has practiced medicine for many years, but he has never seen a person who lost his heartbeat and breathing can wake up again.

"The family members stand aside first, and we will check and check the child."

He Zhinian just took over this body, so he can only guarantee that this body will not die, but the injuries on his body cannot heal immediately.

"The injury on the head is not serious, and the child is malnourished. Although he survived, he will be hospitalized for observation for a period of time. When he is discharged from the hospital, he will have to take good care of him in the next two years."

"It's all up to you, it's good to be alive, thank you very much." He Nan and Sun Yu bowed again and again. They were almost desperate just now. Don't look at Sun Yu kneeling on the ground begging for a doctor, but at that time he was still hugging The idea of ​​a dead horse as a living horse doctor'.

Looking at the couple, He Zhinian couldn't help feeling a little sour. This time, he not only accepted the original owner's memories, but also his feelings.

"You stay here every year, and I will go home to get medical expenses and living expenses." He Nan wiped away his tears, even if the family was separated early, he still had to bring his son's medical expenses and living expenses.

When mentioning that home, Sun Yu couldn't help frowning, and was a little scared, that sister-in-law was too wicked.

Going out is always good luck, picking up pheasants or rabbits, if you get close to sister-in-law, your luck will also improve, and if you make sister-in-law unhappy, you will be unlucky.

In the eight years since my sister-in-law was born, the three of them have learned a lot. Even if the child's father can pay for the medical expenses and living expenses, if the sister-in-law is upset, maybe something will happen on the way. , if you meet a robber, then...

"His dad, let's forget it, don't let anything happen, go to my mother's house to borrow it, we will separate when we go back this time, we will take whatever is given at home, don't argue, and hide far away far away."

Even if you leave the house without leaving the house, don't fight, don't grab, she is really afraid of my sister-in-law.

Thinking of his younger sister who was the same age as his son, He Nan also felt concerned.

Niannian was born on the same day as his younger sister Fubao. His parents used to favor boys over girls like most people in the village. Like a different person.

The children and grandchildren of the whole family are tied together, and they can't compare to Fu Bao's status alone.

His son was born on the same day as Fu Bao. When his mother was in confinement, she would eat two eggs a day. She even slaughtered a chicken, chopped it into small pieces and made chicken soup for drinking. Put two pieces of chicken at a time, and put the rest in the window It's freezing outside, even if it's not fresh, I can't bear to spare a chicken paw for his wife.

Except for the ten eggs given by her mother's family during her confinement, her daughter-in-law had never touched any meat.

Fubao ate milk until he was two years old. His son was weaned at five months and began to drink rice soup with adults. Before Fubao could walk, all the eggs in the house belonged to Fubao alone, and there were no other children.

His daughter-in-law once stole eggs from the house for the children to eat, and once she ate them, she would definitely get diarrhea. The bird eggs he got from outside, and the family of three ate them secretly, and they would definitely have vomiting and diarrhea for several days, but if they didn’t eat them secretly, I don't have their share when I hand it in.

His son has grown up so much that he can only eat eggs all year round when he is away from relatives, and he can still not have diarrhea.

Later, Fubao will be able to walk, and he can always pick up meat from the outside every now and then. Nowadays, everything on the mountain is collective, and meat can only be eaten secretly, and no one dares to say anything. Although their family is not short of meat, it is not Anyone can eat meat, it depends on the wishes of the old lady and Fubao.

The old lady and Fubao can only eat whoever they want to eat, otherwise, even if they lick a bite of meat and bones, they will have to vomit and diarrhea for several days.

The old man and the old lady gave birth to three boys and two girls. The eldest sister is married, the eldest brother He Dong has two sons, and the second brother He Xi has three daughters. In addition to their family of three and Fu Bao, there are fifteen people in total.

The meat and things that Fu Bao picked up, the three of them can't touch anything, and it will be bad luck. The old man, the old lady, and his eldest brother who is an accountant, it's okay to eat and use whatever they want. For the rest, it doesn't matter. It depends on Fubao's mood and preferences. Sometimes it's okay to use it, and sometimes it's unlucky to use it.

Aunt Zhao from the village came to visit her house yesterday, and said to the old lady that she could do anything to her own daughter, and she raised her to be fat and white, and her little grandson was so skinny.

Just because of such a sentence, Aunt Zhao fell into the river on the way home, and half died when she was fished up. Her son fell on his head at home today and knocked his head on the stone at the door.

He Nan looked at his almost dead son: "I'll borrow money, and when this incident is over, we will separate."

Even if a family of three went to beg for food, it was better than dying.

He Zhinian knew what the couple were worried about. The family's little aunt, Fu Bao, was always called "Fu Xing" because of her good luck.

Grandma even said that Fubao is God's own daughter, and God will take care of everything, and God will punish anyone who tries to play tricks on Fubao.

But why does "God" let his daughter go down to the mundane world? Even if she goes down to the mundane world, she should have a good pregnancy. The "God" who stares at her daughter all day, either giving things or "punishing the bad guys" is really idle Panic, if you have the time to come down and be your own daughter's own father, can't you?

He Zhinian really wanted to meet this lucky star, to see what was so strange about it.

Unlike his son, He Nan wished he could avoid this lucky star. He first went to Yue’s house, and then went to a few relatives and buddies’ houses. He scraped together 30 yuan, and the hospital fee was more than a dozen yuan once he paid. , this does not include follow-up costs, and the family of three needs to eat, the money is even more unnecessary.

If he didn't want to go home again, He Nan had to go back to get some rations.

"Mom, the injury was not serious every year. The doctor asked me to stay in the hospital for observation for a period of time. I went out and borrowed medical expenses from someone. I want to go home and take the rations for these days to the hospital. You can pack them up for me. "

The family’s rations are taken care of by Mrs. He. He Nan is a bit lazy and can only take 8 centimeters a day. Sun Yu is a lesbian. Although he is not lazy, he can only take 7 centimeters a day, but the two of them There is only one child, and these centimeters are more than enough to feed three people.

After bleeding so much, Mrs. He certainly knew that her little grandson was seriously injured, and it would be fatal if she could be saved.

The third child used to look okay, but since he got married, he was also led by his daughter-in-law. The two couples were lazy and greedy, and the children were not well raised. Generous, very careful.

This family of three is not only lazy and greedy, but also brainless, but if you treat Fu Bao better, then good luck will come, and you won't have frequent diarrhea and wrestling like now.

The old lady also looked down on the rations for a family of three, she took it if she wanted it, and she would not give it any more. A few unlucky things would cause diarrhea after eating meat.

The old lady packed up the seven-day rations for the three people and handed them over, not mentioning the medical expenses: "Fubao will be on vacation in a few days, she likes to read, you are an older brother, buy some in the county Bring this book back."

According to He Nan's original temper, he must have been pushed back on the spot. I don't know if the borrowed medical expenses are enough. He also bought books for the "Missy"?

But he suffered too much, He Nan didn't dare to make a sound at the moment, he was afraid that he would have a good time now, and if he went out, he would fall into the river or fall into a big horse.

When Mrs. He saw the silence of the third child, she felt annoyed. In the past, she was very clever and could speak better than the eldest and second child.

"Hurry up and go to the county to see your son."

Fu Bao was sitting in the back room reading a book, heard all the commotion outside, and pouted his lips a little unhappy, the third brother knew that it made his mother unhappy.

On He Nan Road, he avoided the river and did not dare to take shortcuts. He only took the main road. He was still cautious, for fear of falling into a pit. When he finally arrived at the hospital, he was knocked down by someone rushing out of it.

The instinct developed in the past few years of falling made He Nan quickly support himself with his hands when he fell to the ground. He didn't hit any other places on his body, but his hands scratched the skin.

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