I'm not a substitute for my sister

Hijikata never doubted that Sougo would always follow the familiar cannonball when he shouted himself.

However, when he murdered himself recently, he hid an extra ten meters. After jumping away, Earth Fang looked back at the explosion range, and it didn't expand.

It turned out that the equipment was not upgraded.

The earthworker thought for three more seconds, and knew where the reason came from.

Things start a few days ago.That day was the same as every time I went out on a mission. After returning to the village, it was time for a group of old men to have a carnival-celebration wine.

The tasks are still trivial matters, and it is reasonable to say that they cannot reach the level of celebration, but a group of old men are not only straight men but also single dogs, not to mention eating and lodging together every day. It hurts X to be idle, or take advantage of the environment to drink and brag X to have fun.

Hijikata is not a drinker (unlike a certain silver curly who often spends his days intoxicated in the street), he only drinks to his heart's content during the Spring Festival all year round, and every time other people drink, he pours a lot of mayonnaise on his own meal, whether his subordinates or Boss, if you dare to come to persuade you to drink, you can pass it up, so that they will be deterred, and they will not dare to go forward.

After squeezing out a bottle of mayonnaise, the earthworker found that the other bottle he kept was missing.Sougo is always attentive and discerning when he has a purpose. At this time, he smiled and handed over the bottle of mayonnaise that he had lost, "Mr. How did things get lost?"

Tufang took it and roared furiously, "Don't harm the food, you bastard!"

The things Sougo handed over were absolutely inedible, and Hijikata had wasted a lot of mayonnaise in the past few years.

Sougo tickled the corner of Jimmy's mouth, showing a rather trembling expression. Hijikata sensed something was wrong, and just wanted to look down at the mayonnaise, when he heard a bang, that thing exploded.

Sougo smiled and took out another bottle from his pocket, "Here is the real mayonnaise, Mr. Hijikata."

Then he threw the bottle over.

Tufang picked it up again, intending to go out and throw it into the trash can far away, so as not to be recycled by Souwu and hurt himself.

As a result, the moment the mayonnaise was touched, there was another bang.

This bastard, in order to let himself be fooled, first took away his bottle of sauce, then made two mayonnaise bombs, and then carried out as before, making himself think it was real sauce and taking it lightly, after being bombarded once, he pretended to take out the real sauce and bombed again once.

Once again underestimated his killing intent.

Tufang continued to be furious, "Is it over?" After shouting, he turned and left the lively place, let the guy have a good laugh first, and took the opportunity to buy mayonnaise to briefly seek peace.

The night had already calmed down, and the faces of scattered people on the street were full of exhaustion and urgency to go home, and perhaps there was warmth of anticipation in that complicated complexion—after all, they all had a home to go back to, and family members were waiting.

Today is the 574th day since Sanye passed away.I clearly remember the changes in the numbers every day, and I keep looking back at the senbei on the rooftop that made me cry, and I also remember her smile was so bright...

But it all belongs to the past time, and will never appear in this moment or in the future.

How bitter.

Want to smoke again.

I dare not ask myself if I have slight regrets about my past choices. After all, during the ten years away from her, even if I lived a life in dire straits, I was still living well. If I was willing to spend a possibly short life with her, would I Will it make today less regretful?To get back on track the consciousness that tangled up every time I thought of her?

But after thinking about it more, I felt that no matter what I did, it was wrong.

The cigarette shortened at an extraordinary speed, and my mind gradually calmed down, when I heard a familiar and lazy voice from a cold roadside stall.

That guy is a typical young man, relying on his good strength, he always hangs out in the middle of the night, never worrying about being hurt by bad guys.

Let's walk quietly, don't want to pay attention to people who spoil the scenery at this time.

The guy's lazy voice sounded.

"It's really hard for the uncle to open a stall in the middle of the night."

"Isn't this just a way to bring some warmth to people like the boss who come out to hang out in the middle of the night? And no matter what time the uncle returns, there is an old woman waiting at home." The uncle's laughter is as warm as the oden on the stall, and his face is also happy Everyone has facial expressions.After handing the silver curly hair a bottle of soju, the uncle continued: "It is a happy thing to watch the children grow up."

The silver curly fell into a rare silence, and then said desolately, "Yin Sang, I also want to get married!" At the end of the sentence, there was a bit of helpless growl.

"Then let's get married. The most popular man in Kabukicho, is he still worried about not being able to find a woman to spend his life with?"

The silver curly sighed, poured himself the wine, and drank it down.

Tufang remembered that he was always told that he resembled him, and he always yelled and refuted, but he knew the facts clearly in his heart.

The former Bai Yasha always hid his loneliness behind the noise, and his father-like teacher died by himself. Who else can learn how chic he is?How many days and nights have you paralyzed yourself with alcohol and tried to bid farewell to the past years?It is precisely because they all feel infinite sadness for the past that they all neutralize the bitterness with sweet and greasy food, even a little bit of sweetness is also a reason to live with peace of mind.

"That little brother in uniform, don't you want to sit down and have a drink?"

Following the uncle's greeting, the silver curly hair turned his head, the pain in his eyes was quickly hidden, and he still looked cynical, "Oh Duochuanjun, the old people's work and rest have been broken? It's rare to drink here once, and the shochu doesn't smell good in an instant Already!"

This guy is annoying every time!If you don’t believe me, go and have a look in the feature film. Does he always post it when others are normal?

Tufang was too lazy to complain, so he said a few words in his heart, and then said to the uncle: "No, the boss is waiting for me to go back. When he is free, he will come to visit."

The orangutan is a frequent visitor here, and often meets acquaintances, basically at the scene of the society's death. After being embarrassed, he calls himself to pick him up, crying and howling about being dumped by Miss A Miao.And when the silver curly hair was there, the two made a big fuss together, and then the orangutan compensated the uncle for the loss of the curly hair.

The earthworker began to feel irritable when he thought about all kinds of abnormal situations.

"Oh Duochuanjun, when did you become so cold? Do you buy cigarettes or mayonnaise at night? It's not good to smoke too much, but you still eat so much mayonnaise? Forgot what you are when you have a sex change Do you look like a ghost?" The silver curly hair suddenly realized and clapped his fists, "Ah, that's how the deputy chief of the ghost came here! Uncle, you don't know, there were so many kings at that time, one person could fill the well hahaha... …Looking at my envious and jealous eyes, I’m not as friendly as a ghost! I even have two village girl’s braids! I don’t call it earthwork for nothing, it’s so earthy that everyone else is healthy hahaha..."

The furious symbols on Hijikata's face increased one by one, and finally filled the entire face, "Bai Curly, you talk so much, why don't you go to a woman and tell her, maybe she will believe your nonsense and marry you, then you don't have to go out in the middle of the night Finding fault with me in loneliness and desolation!"

The silver curly hair is also in a hurry, "Dignified deputy chief eavesdropping on other people's conversation? Didn't your mother teach you not to listen to evil? Besides, who is lonely and desolate? At least there is a young and beautiful girl in my family, no better than your group of boys. Is silk mixed together every day strong?"

Hijikata walked over angrily, "Who is a male X-girl, please tell me clearly? We are serious public officials who protect the peace of Edo. How can you, an idler, have the face to talk about us?"

"What? Public servants? The boss is a pervert, return public servants!"

The two stared at each other angrily, and in the next second they started pushing and shoving each other.

The uncle is used to it, and he read it to persuade the fight, "Don't quarrel, it would be nice to chat together at night."

Hijikata murmured to himself, "I don't drink alcohol, so I can't be drunk like him, and Boss Kondo is not here, so I can only pay for what I broke, so don't act like a rascal."

"Who are you calling a rascal?" The silver curly kept talking with the strength of alcohol (or on purpose).

Tufang pushed him away, and took the lead to let go and retreat two steps away to create a calm distance. He sighed with his hands on his forehead, thinking that if he didn't leave this troublesome place, he might have to spend the night with him.

But the silver curly hair fell silent, leaning on the wine table and weeping, "I really want to get married..."

At this moment, Tufang felt that he really drank too much.This guy with so many beauties around him has never expressed the slightest favor for any girl (at most he has slept with MADAO, orangutans and unknown old women) What are you doing?! Hold your forehead.), it gives people the impression that they don’t love anyone, if they go to Huajie very much and occasionally show interest in the opposite sex (seeing beautiful women without pulling the curtains to change clothes), they all suspect that he wants to become a monk.

Hmm—wait a minute, do you look more like a monk than yourself?

Tufang's face darkened a little, and he hurriedly took two steps to find mayonnaise for help.

But the silver curly hair leaned forward, wrapped his arms around him like a weight, and leaned back, "Mr. Duochuan, let's have a drink or two. We are all lonely, so let's talk about your illness?"

Tu Fang found that this guy was really strong, "Who will communicate with you about your condition?"

To be honest, Tukata, who didn't eat a few mouthfuls of dinner because of mayonnaise, was really hungry at this time, but felt that if he didn't stay away from this guy as soon as possible, he might be infected with bad luck again, not necessarily bad luck.

Tufang finally opened his hand to buy mayonnaise, and was told by the silver curly hair: "Ruthless."

Ten minutes later, a guest came beside Silver Curly, "Uncle, first bring me some bunches of kelp."

The uncle just said: "It seems that my stall is quite popular..." He looked up and saw that it was Tufang.

There is a space between the earthwork and the silver curly hair, which is convenient and not crowded. On the table is the mayonnaise that earthwork just bought.

The silver curly hair took a look, then poked his head towards him, "Oh, Mr. Duochuan, you actually listen to me."

"Who, who listened to you? I'm hungry!" Hijikata was as arrogant as ever.In fact, I wanted to sit down just now, but I didn't have mayonnaise in my hand, which wasn't enough flavor.

The silver curly hair didn't pierce, "Okay, okay." Hearing what Tufang wanted to be vegetarian, he began to mutter again, "Mr. Duochuan, you are so skinny, don't you want to eat some meat to supplement?"

Hijikata was very irritable and regretted the decision to stay, "You are 1kg heavier than me, why do you say I am skinny? Go look it up on the encyclopedia!"

The silver curly hair looked confused, "Really? That's because the deputy chief is working too hard, why don't you eat more meat?"

At certain times, Tufang wanted to learn from Zouwu, such as at this moment, he wanted to poke the stick that had just been withdrawn into his dead fish eyes.No, let's poke the mouth, how can he shut up for a while if the mouth is broken?

The uncle laughed and laughed, "The relationship between the two of you is really good."

Then they both yelled in denial, "It's not good at all!"

The uncle acted as a peacemaker again, "Well, it's really a young man, so energetic most of the night. But judging by the state of the deputy chief, he should be single, right? It's rare for him to be so handsome, and he doesn't worry about his lifelong affairs ?"

The silver curly hair let out a disdainful "cut", and then asked the uncle with a playful smile: "What about me?" He hoped that the uncle would praise his appearance.

The uncle looked at it for a moment, and said, "Well—you—silver curly hair."

The silver curly hair turned black, "Uncle, I'm going to eat the overlord's meal like this."

The uncle laughed, "The boss is the most handsome in the eyes of the audience. He has been the champion of the 'Most Wanted Man' for five consecutive years."

"Really? Really? Hey, Mr. Duochuan, don't be complacent, we are the most attractive man."

Tufang glanced at him, and didn't bother to pay attention to those things. He didn't pay attention to those things. How about being liked by a woman?It's not... not the woman he loves.

Alas, it's bittersweet to have such a loud guy around.Tufang squeezed more mayonnaise into the next bunch of potatoes, muttering to himself: "Do you think mayonnaise can neutralize the bitterness?"

The silver curly hair rarely calmed down and did not laugh at him, "I don't know, anyway, for me, chocolate parfait, strawberry milk, and strawberry cake are all fine."

Tu Fang glanced at him, a wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "They are all bitter people after all."

Afterwards, the two of them didn't talk, and they didn't make any noise. Only the uncle occasionally thought of some topics, and the two continued normally, feeling the passage of time quietly, drinking each cup for themselves, and then realized that they hadn't drunk enough. few.

The uncle's wife called, and she took a few steps to answer it with a smile, saying that the two guests were having a good time drinking and had to go back later.

The two people in the original place sighed tacitly while looking at the heat wafting from the oden. Some of them were waiting for another temperature, and some were friends and colleagues.

The silver curly hair was the first to speak out, "It's not that I don't love it, it's that I dare not love it."

Tufang knew that this sentence was applicable to the two of them. It was best for two people who could do their best in battle without worrying about their families.

But they are different. The guy with silver curly hair is obviously crazier than him. It seems that every time he fights, he has a mentality of redemption. Return to justice and seek happiness.

"Love yourself before you can love others." Tufang answered this sentence, which was regarded as advice to him.

"Do you love yourself..." The silver curly hair probably understood.

The uncle came back after answering the phone and asked what they were talking about.

Tufang put the money on the table, "Let's talk about it when we have a chance, today's situation is almost the same."

The silver curly hair rarely reached an agreement with him, "I think so." Then he returned to his usual state, "Mr. Duochuan, help me pay for the drink, I have been chatting with you for so long, and Wanshiwu has to eat, right? , the entrustment cannot be accepted for nothing, the price of a drink is very favorable."

"What do you mean by chatting with me for so long? You didn't say a few words except for fighting, okay? Besides, when did I entrust it? You stupid fish eye wants to make money by chatting with me, 1 years too early!"

"Who said, I'm a famous lady in Kabukicho, and there are countless men and women who come here for me! It's for your face to chat with you, understand?"

"I said, don't push yourself! Isn't it what you want to drink here?" Tufang regretted that he bought mayonnaise and didn't go back to the village directly, and also regretted that he didn't sit down when he asked him to keep him, so that he could say that he forcibly took it. If you stay by yourself, you will have more confidence to choke with him.

The silver curly hair continued to be unreasonable and strong, "But Yinsang, I don't have any money with me, so I can't owe uncle money for drinks, he is a small business."

"Then can you owe me? When will you pay back the money you owe me? I paid the wages of both of your family during the soul swap last year! Hey, don't run away!"

The silver curly hair grimaced and disappeared.

Tufang only felt that he was flickering when he got up, and he probably suffered a backlash for a long time (seeing the silver curly hair lively and vigorously refusing to admit that he was a latecomer with poor drinking capacity), and finally got up quickly to catch up.

"Hey, call someone to pick you up." Meeting that guy really didn't end well.

Tufang settled the bill for a certain rogue, but no one answered the phone to the village, so he had no choice but to sit in his seat and wait to sober up, while the uncle calmly packed his things.

Those guys in the village should be almost drunk. It's fine if they haven't even had a greeting call for so long. No one answered the call. It seems that their vigilance is worrying, which means that they haven't trained enough during the day!

The ghost's deputy chief is quite self-conscious about training, and he has made up his mind to give them more training tomorrow.

However, unexpectedly, someone came to pick him up. The moment he saw that person, Hijikata regretted making that call.

Shake the S king.

"Mr. Hijikata sometimes gets drunk too." Looking at Sougo's gloomy expression, Hijikata felt that he would die tonight.