Galactic Assault

The so-called unlimited qualifications, to put it another way, is called no rejection.

After returning home, Asuka Kanno still couldn't shake off the goosebumps all over her body, and she felt a little scared when she recalled the creepy scene just now.After taking a shower, Kanno sat on the carpet to dry his hair, making complaints while blowing.

"You don't know that when you hear the brand of B, the eyes of a group of usually soft and weak little rabbits are all green! That is the hunger and thirst of the African people waiting for rescue! Who else is fighting for the front? Those who follow me prosper and oppose me, those who perish domineering will have a 360° omnidirectional three-dimensional side leak, ahh!" Kanno held up the hair dryer and blew it on the top of his head, and after pulling it with his claws twice, he began to concentrate on complaining: "Even the usual The small handymen around Shiratori are starting to feel restless, it seems that this advertisement is really unexpected and makes people wait and see."

Sakashita turned over a page of the newspaper and remained silent.

"Hey, hey, you, a girl running to the second, don't want to be so calm and leisurely like a retired old man?! Young people should run towards the sun~" Kanno climbed up to Sakashita and waved, but unfortunately, he didn't get a strong response .She crawled back awkwardly, combed her hair with her claws, and continued to dry slowly.

"I also want to be more energetic." After a while, Police Officer Sakashita pointed out a certain section of news to Kanno: "If you can help me solve this reported body dismemberment case within three days, I will look forward to Chaoyang." The right to live broadcast of running is only given to you.”

Under the condition of such a huge allure, Kanno shuddered, and then shrank shamefully.

I forgot to mention that Officer Sakashita has been wandering in the criminal department since she entered the industry, and her life will always be more serious than Kanno's imagination.

Leaving Sakashita's heavy taste aside, Kanno couldn't open his eyes as soon as he touched the bed after returning to the room.Tomorrow is Sunday, which is also a rare rest day.Before this summer flower-like holiday came, Kanno had infinite reverie about it, but when it really came, Kanno had only one thought.

Catch up on sleep!It's a shame to go out and jump without sleeping if you have time, and you're not afraid to fall over and cause trouble for the police? Disrupting public transportation is shameful!

Kanno fell asleep with such an idea of ​​giving back to the society, she felt that she was so great that she could sing praises.

When Kanno woke up from a deep sleep, the pointer pointed to six o'clock in the morning.

The bloody biological clock, could it be that I have become an M-shaking physique unknowingly?Kanno rubbed his already messy hair, and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face with the bird's nest on his back.After stepping out of the bedroom, I realized that Mr. Roommate has been working from dawn to dusk to make contributions to the people. It is really sad for the underworld to have this kind of note. It is the gospel of the people, but the gospel of the people did not even leave breakfast for the people before leaving...

Halfway through, the star reserve lady who made a detour to the kitchen slammed the door with a black face, ran to the sink with a murderous look, cleaned herself up in three to two minutes, grabbed two clothes, put on her wallet, and ran out.

An unknown senior said that the emperor eats big.Sure enough, only when you are hungry can you realize the correctness of this sentence!

Kanno bought two rice balls, two siu mai, a meat bun, and a box of soy milk. Under the eyes of the shop owner, "wife, come and see God", he burped without changing his expression, and lay down contentedly lying on his stomach, glistening with oil. on the desktop.If conditions permit, she actually wants to roll on the ground.

It feels so good to be full!There were two small blushes on her Kanye face, she relaxed and lazily acted like a lazy pig who was lazy and independent.

Then, Ms. Kanno Pig opened her misty eyes and waved her hand to the shop owner: "Boss, I want a basket of steamed buns with crab powder, a basket of steamed buns with fresh meat, three fresh buns with custard yellow, red bean paste, and sesame. Bring two!" Then the store owner added while his eyelids were twitching: "I brought them for someone else."

The boss's eyes said that I will not believe you, the black hole big devil, but Kanno responded with a cheeky smile and said that it is a black hole.

In the end, Kanno carried a big bag of things and walked back happily.

Speaking of which, the rented house belongs to Matsusaka, which is located in a high-end community. The advantage is that not everyone can come in and out at will. The disadvantage is that, for example, Miss Kanno walked for 10 minutes plus one stop for breakfast today. subway.

But for the sake of eating enough today, she can be a big adult and ignore =U=~

Kanno hummed a ditty, happily carrying a huge breakfast and walking in circles on the remote path.There were few people on the road, so Kanno's brisk pace attracted the attention of many people.

Just imagine a pretty little girl walking down the street like a dance, with a sweet smile on her face, like a warm wind to passers-by in the cold spring.

Although the only thing in the warm air's mind is "ah, ah, how much vinegar should I add to the steamed buns when I go back later, or it will become greasy...", "Maybe Xiaowei didn't go to work overtime, so she can eat warm food =V=~" , "Anyway, I don't want to sleep anymore. If Xiaowei is at home, let's go shopping together, just take a look at the usual models of B's ​​house and study it!" Such inconsequential but somewhat romantic girlish thoughts.

But it's also pretty good.

Until there was no one around, a man in a suit suddenly appeared, bowing slightly politely.

"Sorry, miss, to disturb you for a while."

Then he took out a fruit knife and pointed it at Kanno.

"Robbery."

Five seconds of silence.

Kanno tilted his head and glanced at him.

"Sir, you used to be a salesman, right?"

"……what?"

"Since you've changed your career, let's change the old catchphrase. How can you be so lacklustre when you're a robber." Kanno took a small step forward with a smile, leaned over, and forced the man in the suit back a step: " Also, is the fruit knife used for robbery because the hardware has not kept up with the times? If you can’t keep up with the shotgun of the large army, you have to take a Swiss army knife, at least the multi-functional one can slip the door and pick the lock when you escape, right? "

The man in the suit didn't seem to have turned the corner, and then Kanno said persuasively, "Sir, you're very new, isn't it your first time?"

The man in the suit nodded, still looking confused about the situation.

"It's a bad thing, you should do it carefully. Sometimes the news of the world comes very quickly. Last time, a group of robbers went to rob a bank and they happened to meet a group of policemen. I mean the kind of violent criminal policemen who have guns and have the right to open fire Oh, it’s the kind of state machine that receives wages. After a while after the gun was dismantled, it was circled. From the bank, it went directly to the police car and took it to the police station to record, and then went directly to the court to enter the cell. The one-stop service is seamless. You said yes It's not very bitter~"

Kanno BALABALA said very kindly after the first call: "If I remember correctly, there are policemen nearby. If I howl out loud, I think you will have no chance to blend in with the people. So don't make fun of your future. Your job is gone. You can look for it again, but if the chant gets in, the stain can’t be washed away~ So put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately, hello, hello, hello everyone, right?”

The man in the suit suddenly came back to his senses, only at this moment did he realize that the outdated fruit knife in his hand was already in the hands of the little girl in front of him.At this moment, Kanno is still smiling, but there is a little more playfulness in the smile.

"Hey, this knife will rust if you look closely. The props of your show crew are not serious." Kanno said in a low voice, holding the sharp blade between his index finger and middle finger, and finally put the knife in the suit man's chest pocket: "Then , I wish you luck, see you later."

Kanno just took two steps frankly, and only then heard the sparse applause behind him.She glanced back at the photographer who had just run out, bowed her body, and put her hands in her pockets, leaving behind a back that looked like a bum.

Kanno thought as he walked, the tricky shows are getting more and more boring now.

"...New director, look at this..." The assistant director took the video to the head of the temporary substitute team and looked at it, the muscles behind him were a little stiff.

This TV station's highly popular tricky program has been aired so far, and it has always turned people into shameless faces, and on the contrary, it has been the same time that a passer-by or a little girl complained about it.It's a very unpleasant experience, but a loser is a loser.Now I just hope that this clip can be cut out and not broadcast - otherwise the face of the trump card prank show will be completely lost!The noble, glamorous and picky host doesn't have the position to laugh at others, does he?

...But it is impossible to broadcast it.The assistant director felt relieved at this thought.After all, it is a plot that has not been approved by the "trickster", so portrait rights are very troublesome, and the TV station will not ask for trouble.

"I think this clip is very interesting." Xinkai Chengshi looked at the lively body movements of the little girl complaining: "Nowadays, it's really rare for a little girl with such a quick brain in Japan."

"Ah? That's true," the assistant director couldn't help laughing when he recalled how the host of the location was taken aback. The little girl is really eloquent."

Shinkai asked his assistant to zoom in on the screen and observe Kanno's expression from the beginning.The girl talked endlessly to the "robber" as if she had a lot of nerves and successfully attracted his full attention. When she waved her hand, she quietly took the fruit knife over.

I don't know when she realized that this was just a prank show, but this little girl was very clever to avoid all dangers and took the initiative in her own hands—if it was just a prank show Then you can avoid being accidentally scratched; if it is not a joke...

It seems that the advantage of being a director of entertainment programs is here, you can find fun in many deleted clips.

"It's such a pity that it won't be broadcast, I think I'll talk to the person in charge about it." Xinkai Chengshi glanced at the nervous assistant director, and smiled slightly: "It really should be watched by people, actually The Japanese are not rigid and inflexible, are they?"

Before the assistant director attempted to obstruct him in various ways, Xinkai Chengshi smiled again: "I'm just kidding."

At this moment, Ms. Kanno, a "Japanese who is not rigid and inflexible", is hotly taking out, arranging, and finally putting the delicious Chinese food in front of her roommate.

"Hani Hani, let's eat~" Ms. Kanno covered her face, and urged Roommate-kun with a straightforward and reserved expression of "I'm waiting!"

Sakashita coughed hesitantly, then nodded: "Thank you."

Aww, I'm praised!Ms. Kanno looked happy and wanted to roll around on the marble floor, but luckily reason stopped her.

"Hey, I made breakfast for you, Xiaowei, why don't you go shopping with me~" Asuka Kanno achieved the two goals of "Have breakfast with Xiaowei!" and "Xiaolongbao is delicious with vinegar!", and finally Aiming at the timing, he threw out his third ultimate goal.

Is the hot takeaway considered breakfast... Sakashita Wei bit his chopsticks, his eyelids kept drooping, and he used his trump card.

"Let me remind you that you haven't done your cultural homework yet. You are going to be admitted to Dongda University."

Miss Kanno froze for a moment, then let out a tragic scream and rushed back to her room.

The beautiful East University calls you brave girls from afar to create miracles!