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Mori Ogai's heart sound: [I'm almost tired of staying with these people, Nanyin, you appeared just right, what happened? 】

Alice complained silently: [Isn't that all Lin Taro asking for it? 】

Mori Owai let himself go in his heartbeat: [Alice-chan, it's too much for you to say that...but this kind of personality is really great! 】

Alice glanced at the water-tight Mori Ogai directly with a look of disdain on her face.

I:"……"

God, if there is anything wrong, please punish me directly, instead of allowing me to hear other people's heartbeats in such a situation where I can't complain.

What?To complain about yourself?

Are you tired?Not even a single person who can cue me.

I said: [So Mr. Sen, you don’t want to stay here any longer? 】

Mori Ogai looked at his watch: [The things that should be done are over, think of a way, Nan Yin, don't you want to leave work early? 】

Alice actually synced up with Mori Ogai at this time: [Nan Yin, think about it and eat cake after get off work. 】

Well, who told this to be the request of the boss.

I said: "President, there are some food safety issues here, about the food at the banquet..."

"Food safety? Go find those waiters, don't come here to delay our work!" The boss of Sanmao said disdainfully, "The subordinates who are taught by someone really don't know how to wink."

I scolded this guy in my heart with Mori Ogai who was scolded together.

I said: [President, no, leader, is this guy an important role? 】

Mori Ogai: [It's just a passer-by who has no plot points. 】

Understood.

I nodded, gave up the red wine props I brought, and walked in front of Sanmao.

Sanmao looked at me nervously: "What are you going to do?"

Almost all the wealthy businessmen here bring bodyguards, and as soon as I make a move, people will immediately surround me.

It's really simple to think, beating a talent is not the coolest way to slap someone in the face.

I stretched out my hand... and took out a chicken from the red wine glass he was holding: "This can't be considered a simple food safety issue, can it? There are chickens growing in your glass."

Long chicken.

The word echoed in the ears of the stunned crowd.

【Wait? !Where did the chicken come from? ! 】

【Take it out of a cup?Why can a chicken come out of a cup? !Wrong size... no no no, that shouldn't be something that can come out of a cup! 】

The native chicken is really an authentic Nanban native chicken, and because it was too fat, it got stuck in the mouth of the cup, and with a flap of its wings, the whole glass of red wine was thrown onto the Sanmao's face.

The next moment, the loud crowing of the rooster resounded in the voice of the native chicken I released to the ground, attracting the attention of the audience.

Lively and excellent.

Another wealthy businessman pushed his glasses: "This...isn't a simple food safety issue?"

I said: "That's it. I don't know what strange questions will come out after drinking. Are you going to have a banquet?"

The rich glasses businessman hesitated and said, "This is an example."

I knew you would think so, I raised my hand and pointed to the corner of the dessert area just now: "There are 76 native chickens I just ate, enough to open a small chicken farm."

Everyone turned their heads to look at the dessert area that no one cared about.

The chicken feathers flying all over the sky shocked everyone immediately. More than 70 chicken brothers were jumping up and down in the dessert area, with chicken feathers flying everywhere, and two eggs even rolled out of the corner.

The waiter who ran to catch the flashing Pikachu just now had to give up halfway to work, and came back to catch chickens with his colleagues.

After being pointed at by me, more than 70 native chickens stopped at once, and then all of them turned their heads to stare at this side in a uniform manner, so that their eyes flickered, and they threw the wine glass away.

"What does this mean?!" The Sanmao just now still refused to give up. He wiped off the red wine that was slapped on his face with the towel handed by the waiter, and gritted his teeth, "Who came here to eat? This is a money trading party, what do you young people know!"

This guy's heartbeat is surprisingly consistent with his thoughts, and I won't elaborate on the thoughts about "killing competitors" and "why my deadly enemy can still appear here instead of ruining my family".

Isn't it dangerous to eat native chicken?You are amazing, although this is a world of people with supernatural powers, I have to applaud your good appetite.

I glanced at the top of his head: "There seems to be poison in it, two of your three hairs were thrown off."

It wasn't me who did it, it was his bad luck.

It's a pity that I can't comb the three strands, and the two strands can be divided in the middle. Doesn't the one strand only have to be tied.

"!!!" San Mao raised his head, his heart felt cold, he dropped his wine glass, "Bodyguard!"

His bodyguard is very reliable, and he is also a supernatural person. When he came up, he pushed me directly: "Stay away from the boss."

He pulled me.

Dazai Osamu was the one who dared to do this last time. Dazai Osamu was disqualified in the world and I couldn't help him, but this person did not have Dazai Osamu's life but got Dazai Osamu's disease.

Mori Ogai wanted to help me, I signaled to him that he was fine, but the next step was to act more realistically.

This is the inspiration that Edogawa Ranpo gave me last time.

After being pushed by the bodyguard, I lowered my head and covered my mouth, coughed and spit out a big mouthful of blood.

The bodyguard looked dumbfounded at the blood dripping from my fingers: "I didn't try hard!"

After I communicated with Mori Ogai on the heart sound, my face instantly became pale and lifeless.

The red wine glass fell to the ground, I pointed at the glass tremblingly and said, "There is poison in the wine..."

Facts have proved that my acting skills are still good. After I said that sentence, even Sanmao was instantly shocked.

I covered my mouth in "pain" and shook my body. My legs softened and I fell backwards. Mori Ogai and Alice, who had agreed earlier, caught me from left to right.

"President, please remember my last wish," I said seriously to Mori Ogai, "If I die, please help me remember that I will hate the bodyguard who picked me up for the rest of my life, even if it is not so long , then tell him that I will definitely leave a blood book with his name on the ground later."

The bodyguard who heard all of them: "..."

【sorry!Can't I say I'm sorry? !What is a blood book? !The kind that reveals who the murderer is? ! 】

The entire banquet venue immediately became a riot, with people throwing wine glasses and shouting for bodyguards, people anxiously looking for the staff to inquire about the situation, and even some people with their families planning to leave immediately.

The staff came here while calling the police, and he squatted next to our boss and subordinate who were acting affectionately at work: "Are you okay? Hold on, the ambulance will come soon."

No, you are blocking the highlights that should be shining on me at this moment.

"Sad and worried" Mori Ogai said to the staff: "Can you hurry up? This is my most capable subordinate like a family member."

I took a deep breath and said intermittently: "President, ahem...I still have...a lifelong wish."

Mori Ogai said kindly: "Just tell me, I will definitely satisfy you."

By this time, Alice couldn't bear it anymore, and she had to let go of me and squat aside to hug my face, so that no one would find her giggling.

Facial paralysis is fearless.

"Thank you," I was waiting for the words of Mori Ogai, "I am suffering from a work-related injury... Labor compensation, pension, overtime pay, paid vacation and mental damage, personal accident insurance, please be sure I have to... give it to Sanhua of my family first... but... it is not allowed to buy canned cat food for it to pay off the debt."

Mori Ogai: "..."

[Wait, Nanyin, there is no such sentence that was agreed before. 】

I'm sorry I have bad eyesight and didn't hear what you said just now.

The staff looked at me in surprise: "You seemed to be sober when you said the compensation and the pet cat at home? Can you still take paid leave at this time?"

That's not important, I don't need anyone to grab my Tucao persona at a time like this!

I sighed: "That's all I pursue in my life. I really want to see my brother and parents again, but can't even this wish come true?"

The staff immediately looked at Mori Ogai who hadn't spoken with condemning eyes.

Alice didn't know when she ran back and helped fan the flames: "It's too much, how can you be so hard-hearted as a boss?!"

She rushed to my side, hugged me and cried, "Sister, don't die!"

Alice, please improve your acting skills, at least squeeze a tear out, don't pull my collar to cover your face, this time the difficulty in breathing is real.

"...I understand," Mori Ogai, who had been stabbed with several knives, finally patted my head, "Charity" smiled, "I will do that, you can go at ease."

So I followed his wish.

The staff was shocked, and rushed over to test my arteries. The next moment, he said, "Why did you die right away?! Shouldn't you say hold on for a while longer?"

It's hard to calculate overtime pay if you insist on it for a while longer.

At this time, the siren sounded outside the door, and the ambulance came. I was directly carried into the ambulance and taken away to start the rescue.

I'm in an out-of-body state right now.

This building only held this banquet tonight, and even the rest of the staff in the building were invited out just now to investigate. The police quickly took over here, and there were no other people left in the building for a while.

This is also thanks to the mentally handicapped robbers who set it to be □□, there is no such thing as remote control.

I used my mind to control a policeman with "I look like a detective" written all over his face, poured all the information about the robbers into him, and then returned to the ambulance.

That's the end of the mission.

Because of the police outside, Mori Ogai had already left, so the question is, what method should I use to leave in a low-key way?