super power

"It feels like playing scratch-and-play." Osamu Dazai said suddenly.

We are sitting in the restaurant he recommended, which is good for crabs and coffee - it is the store opened by the old woman who has known Dazai Osamu so much that he is almost her grandson. If you don’t remember, please go to the previous review. .

The size of the store is small, the lighting is a bit dim, and it is an old-fashioned family restaurant style.

Dazai Osamu was halfway through eating, he looked up at the light bulb with a spoon in his mouth, and said what he just said.

"Every time you show a different ability, you said you haven't even given the ability a name," Osamu Dazai concluded, pointing at me and saying, "Could it be because you don't even know your own? What is the effect of the ability, just like a gambler does not know whether he will win the lottery before opening the scratch, so why not call your ability 'scratch'."

I said indifferently: "That's impossible, I wonder why all your abilities have names."

Wouldn't it be shameful to shout out during battle?

Ah, by the way, because everyone around me is like this, so I don't feel ashamed.

Could it be that I am the outlier? !

But we can't simply and rudely name "different powers" as superpowers or something...

The owner's mother-in-law gave us two freshly mixed side dishes and a plate of salt-roasted mackerel.

Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers, and said leisurely: "That's good, I'll just make a bet with you, if you can find a name that suits your supernatural ability, how about I give you a year's worth of coffee jelly?"

And this good thing?

My eyes lit up: "I didn't expect what to do?"

Osamu Dazai put away his smile: "You must not stop me again."

Me: "... I thought you would say let me take you on your way."

"No way, why should I take such an impossible bet?" Osamu Dazai spread his hands and said, "My goal is to successfully commit suicide without bothering anyone."

"It's best to leave no traces, and nothing will be left when you blow lightly. When everyone recovers, they will express their emotions like 'Oh Dazai is finally dead'."

Dazai Osamu cheered up as he spoke, as if seeing a bright tomorrow, his body was covered with pink flowers: "Thinking about it, I think it's awesome! Nanyin."

I raised my hand and flicked a small pink flower that floated towards me, then turned around and ordered two more plates of mackerel dishes.

Osamu Dazai stared at the plates of mackerel for a while, raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't you think eating this is biting me?"

I moved my chopsticks and said, "No, it's just that the owner's mother-in-law's food is delicious, and you are not mackerel with me, Dazai Zhi."

"Okay, Comrade Saiki Mengmeng," Dazai Osamu smiled, "use the trick of shaking your fingers to decide the next ability."

Um?Did this guy go back and make up for some knowledge points?Actually picked up on my stalk?

The finger shaking skill feels similar to the wishing machine. After it is activated, you don’t know what random effect you will get. Generally speaking, it is very similar to the situation where I occasionally lose control of superpowers now.

A certain victim, the leader of the gangsters in Hong Kong, has something to say.

But wag your finger?I don't have such a precondition for activating superpowers. It would be great if it could give me an omen before activating it.

I shook my hand in boredom.

[You activated the skill: shake your finger, effect: nothing happened. 】

Qi Mumeng of the super power department vs Dazai Satoshi of the normal department, the super power department is restrained.

See, it's an attribute problem.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help smiling when he saw my actions, he raised his hand to grab the chopsticks on the other side, and said casually: "You..."

"Bang!!!"

Before I could react, my eyes went dark, and then the fishy smell that filled the whole space poured into my nostrils, surrounding me.

Judging by my feeling, it suddenly poured into the whole room, surrounded by my slippery touch, with the fragrance of the sea and the delicious smell of fresh catch, it should be...

Mackerel? !

[You have activated the skill: humanoid mackerel machine gun, as long as someone is called mackerel nickname [-] times to unlock, mackerel will appear in the palm of the hand all the time, and the effect lasts for three hours. 】

This inexplicable prompt sound is very convenient at this time, but who will tell me what the hell is the mackerel shell?

My superpower is still activated, right?Even Osamu Dazai was not spared this time?

I tried my best to poke my head out of the pile of fresh mackerel that was still swaying and tailing, and found the figure of Osamu Dazai around: "Osamu Dazai?"

Every corner of this store has been taken over by mackerel.

A trembling, bandaged hand stretched out silently from a corner on one side.

...the mackerel still popping out of the palm of my hand.

I grabbed Dazai by the wrist and pulled him out.

Osamu Dazai looked as if his soul was about to die. He held my hands and said as if he was telling his last words: "In the future... there must be no school of mackerel in the place where you enter the water..."

This is not the problem, is it? !What are you telling me?

The mackerel became more and more abundant, and eventually even burst through the windows of the store and poured into the street.

After Osamu Dazai woke up, he looked at his palm: "It turns out that there is still the same power as the previous one that can break through my disqualification in the world."

Before he finished speaking, the next particularly lively and brave mackerel jumped out of his palm in one fell swoop, and gave Osamu Dazai a tail with a "herring tail flick".

The real and fake mackerel battle ended with Osamu Dazai tenaciously catching the fish that blew his tail out of countless schools of fish and using it for sashimi.

I thought about the next goal, decided to leave the meal money and these mackerel as the capital of the mackerel party for the owner's mother-in-law, and then teleported back to the cafeteria in Hong Kong and Hei with Dazai Osamu.

After applying for a cold storage, I moved a large box containing seafood to Osamu Dazai, and said seriously, "Don't waste it."

These are all delicious. There are many ways to make mackerel, okay?

Both of us smell like mackerel.

Bearing this breath, Osamu Dazai and I squatted next to the big frame, staring fixedly at the frame: "At least get me a crab next time, or slugs are fine, I'll give you salt."

I said: "I still want to choose coffee jelly, but no one gave me a chance."

The mackerel in the palm of his hand appeared out of nowhere, even disqualification in the world couldn't stop it.

Osamu Dazai raised his hands, and said, "Is there really no general range? It's better to say that this power is too arbitrary, and it doesn't have the airs that a strong power should have at all."

Let's live it, it's really good that this world hasn't been destroyed until now.

You know how I used to find myself waking up and it was the end of the world?That shelf is really inferior to Adamantium alloy.

Zhongyuan Zhong also heard from his subordinates that Qi Munanyin and Dazai Osamu were back, but the strange thing is that when they returned to Hong Kong and Hei, they didn't report to the leader or go to their respective offices, but ran to the cafeteria together.

The subordinate was full of confusion and said: "I don't know if it's an illusion, but both of you have a smell of seafood."

Nakahara Chuya: "What seafood?"

Subordinate: "Mackerel."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He pondered for a moment whether his subordinates might have been deceived by Osamu Dazai, or if this was a trap set for him.

Aware of my existence, and thinking of my "power out of control" behavior that happened not long ago, Nakahara Chuya's curiosity suddenly burst.

To see or not to see that is the question.

After thinking about it, Zhong Yuan slapped the table - go!It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see that mackerel make a fool of himself!

So 5 minutes later, Osamu Dazai and I, who were squatting side by side, raised our hands to greet Nakahara Nakaya.

Of course I was saying hello normally, but Osamu Dazai was more sinister, don't forget his current situation.

Osamu Dazai raised his hand and extended his palm towards Nakahara Chuya.

Chuya Nakahara stared at Osamu Dazai warily: "What are you going to do..."

"Snapped!"

His words were slapped back by a mackerel god fish that appeared out of nowhere with a tail swing.

Zhongya Zhongyuan: "???"

Osamu Dazai played this abnormal situation as a mackerel machine gun, and fired at Zhongyuan Zhong.

I don't know from which deep sea those mackerel came out of, each one is stronger than the other, and the effect of "chug chug" is very eye-catching.

Three veins popped out of Nakahara Chuya's forehead: "Mackerel, what are you doing?!"

"It's not my fault that you said that." Osamu Dazai waved his palm and said leisurely, "This is everyone's strength, you are hated by the whole race, Chuya."

I silently stopped Nakahara Chuya: "There are still many innocent mackerel comrades here, don't get involved with the food."

"Then I'll make them into canned mackerel together!" Nakahara Chuya squeezed his fists with a ferocious expression, stared at Osamu Dazai and said, "I won't feel lonely lying together anyway?"

During this process, a shock suddenly occurred in my mind.

Is this another sign of a superpower out of control?

Nakahara Nakaya quickly jumped over me and the mackerel all over the floor, and just before he was about to grab Dazai Osamu's collar, he accidentally kicked a box full of mackerel.

The fish brothers who had just stopped a little suddenly started to jump more violently. This was undoubtedly hell for Zhongya Zhongyuan, so he hurried out of the way.

"These fish are... well?!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly realized that he couldn't open his mouth.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Nakahara Chuya who was looking over in confusion, "Remember not to say the word 'mackerel'."

Osamu Dazai was interested and said, "Hey? Is there any new ability?"

After Nakahara Chuya's mouth was released, he said, "What are you two doing?"

"It was just an accident," I sighed, and helplessly said to Nakahara Chuya, "Remember this, don't say that word, it will be the key to open the door."

Zhong Yuanzhong also supported his hat, frowned and said: "I remember, what will be the consequences?"

Before I could speak, Osamu Dazai stared at Chuya Nakahara: "Slug."

Nakahara Chuya: "Mackerel!"

I:"……"

The deliberate Osamu Dazai and the dumb I stared at Nakahara Chuya together. The smoke that suddenly rose from his body directly enveloped the Hong Kong Hei gravity envoy.