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Kisuke Urahara hugged his childhood sweetheart who had turned into a black cat, and would rather die than (cannot) let go.

His expression twitched and he said to me, "This is absolutely not allowed. Look at what other valuables I have in my house. You can take it." I haven't asked why I turned into a cat", "Miss Saiki is merciful, I will definitely guarantee the safety of Miss Kuchiki's life".

Almost swear to God.

Yoruichi Yoruichi, who was in the form of a black cat, looked at Kisuke Urahara helplessly.

It's all here, and I didn't mean to embarrass others on purpose.

I threw the crutch with the Zanpakuto Honghime hidden inside to Kisuke Urahara, and said, "I remember what you said."

Very good, as soon as this sentence comes out and I match it with my clothes, I can become a villain just one bgm away.

In order to enhance the atmosphere, Sanhua jumped on my shoulder to show her sharp claws, and said in a dark voice: [If you dare to violate it, I will scratch you to death. Have you ever heard of the method of scratching glass? 】

I:"……"

Shall I tell Sanhua that although it is used to me being able to communicate with it, I am the only one in the world who knows what it is talking about, and it just makes a few vicious "meows" to other people's ears.

It also ruined my mood.

I went back to Rukia and communicated with her, expressing that although Urahara Kisuke wrote "I don't look like a good person" all over his face (Urahara Kisuke: "..."), Xinyin told me that he was trustworthy , you are still suitable for cultivation here.

I said: "I have some self-defense items here, anyway, you can't return to Soul Soul Realm recently, take these small items for self-defense."

The boy Jinta stretched out his head to take a look, and took a breath: "What are these?! Is that a grenade?!"

Me: "Yes."

Jinta broke down and said: "Don't answer in such a calm tone, grenades are not small objects for self-defense!"

[Where did this Qi Mu Nanyin come from? ! 】

That's right, these alone are not enough.

"Considering some abnormal existences in human beings," I took out another weapon and a box of shells, and handed them to Rukia, "Take this shoulder-fired bazooka well."

Kuchiki Rukia has never seen these human weapons, she excitedly held the bazooka: "This is so heavy, but it feels very handsome!"

I nodded: "I saw the bad guy boldly hitting him on the forehead, I'm going to worry about the consequences."

other people:"……"

[Where did the bazooka and shells come from?I really hit someone. This is not an unavoidable consequence, is it?What is there to do when people are gone?Do you think you are a parent who saw your child being bullied and taught him to fight back boldly? 】

I don't know where to complain...

Where did it come from?Hong Kong black arsenal, you deserve it.

The corner of Jinta's mouth twitched and looked at me: "You really look like those guys from Mafia."

"Why do you say like?" I looked at myself and shrugged, "I am."

Did I do something to make you misunderstand my identity?

Ah, by the way, at the beginning my character design was just an ordinary high school student, when did I get used to being a mafia?

"The store manager!" Jinta rushed over and shook Urahara Kisuke crazily after hearing my words, "So this guy is here to make trouble! The bad guys she said are us, right?!"

"Jinta-kun, that's not the case, but..." Urahara Kisuke found out a ledger out of nowhere, and said to me with a smile on his face, "My small business also needs to be taken care of by Mafia in the future, why don't we Let's talk now?"

I spread my hands: "Karakura Town is beyond Yokohama, and strictly speaking it's not under our control, but the mafia here seems to be an ally of Hong Kong gangsters. Let me ask for you."

Urahara Kisuke basically doesn't do business with living people, but the Japanese mafia is an organization that goes deeper into the private sector than the government, so he has to rely on mafia to a certain extent if he wants to survive in this world.

But that's probably not what he was referring to now.

Kisuke Urahara stretched out his hand towards me, and said in a low voice, "Then, happy cooperation, Miss Saiki."

I glanced at him and reached out to shake his hand: "Oh."

When I walked out of the Urahara store, it was still dark.

I saw with my clairvoyance that a certain orange-headed protagonist had fallen asleep in his room because he had just experienced a major battle.

All because of overtime, I missed the beginning of the plot.

Sanhua thought hard for a long time, and finally came to her senses: [Didn't our purpose in the beginning be to bring that girl back? 】

You just reacted.

【You're late,】 I turned around and walked in another direction, 【Be careful when scratching the sofa in the future. 】

Sanhua collapsed for a while, and realized that this was not the way back to Yokohama: 【Hey, where are you going? 】

[Nintendo store here. 】

The new commemorative switch in yellow leather and mouse color is about to be released. It just so happens that the one I left at Qi Mu’s house is probably scrap iron now. I plan to buy a new one while I have more money.

Yokohama is a big city, and there must be a lot of people queuing up. I decided to save the country by queuing up here overnight, and then teleported back to Yokohama after the first time the door opened.

It can also not delay my clocking in at work, killing two birds with one stone.

I thought it was beautiful, but I probably underestimated the purchasing power of dead houses.

When I rushed to the specialty store, there was already a picture of "everyone" in front of the store that hadn't opened yet. The queue was so long that I couldn't see the end at a glance, and there were even people carrying bedrolls.

Could it be that everyone is thinking about curves to save the country?

Had I been at the end of the line, I would have [-]% lost my perfect attendance award for being late.

Thinking about it, I suddenly had an idea and turned my head to look at Sanhua.

Sanhua looked at me vigilantly: [What do you want? 】

[Don't look at me like that, I won't sell you, now it's time for you to contribute to this family,] I used a seductive tone, [I just need to let some cat slaves take a bite...]

[You are delusional! 】Sanhua frowned, indicating that it wanted to protect the dignity of its master.

[The objection is invalid, you should earn Xiaoyugan's money yourself. 】

As soon as I grabbed Sanhua, which was about to run when it turned around, I walked towards the front of the long line holding it twisting wildly.

When I was about to find a person who called "Kawaii" when Xinyin changed after seeing Sanhua, several people in line suddenly started to stare at me in horror.

Before I could ask, they stepped back in unison and made room for me.

"You, would you please first?"

Um?Although I don't know what's going on, I'm not polite.

[It's so scary, why did the people from Mafia come to line up?Is this store offending them so they want to come here to smash the scene? 】

[It's all here, I don't want to return home without a feather, but that person is really scary, not only wearing a strange headgear, but also a scary aura! 】

【That poor cat has struggled like that, no matter how mafia thinks, it is impossible to keep a cat, did she snatch it by chance? 】

……what?

I turned my head and stared at the nerds who gave way to me, they all trembled in unison.

It's true that I'm mafia, but you misunderstood something, right?The current mafia is a good person who can help the old lady cross the road. Why can't we raise cats?Look at how fat Sanhua is, still can't prove how good I am to it?

I used all my winnings to buy small fish for it!

Forget it, I must hold on to this position now.

Don't underestimate the A Zhais. Although the queue is very neat now, once the store opens...

Before I finished thinking, the door of the specialty store was suddenly pushed open.

"It's on sale!"

I don't know who yelled, and the team exploded with a clatter.

I was not yet mentally prepared, and I was rushed into the store directly by the rushing crowd. The only last struggle I could do was to lift the stunned Sanhua above my head.

Sanhua: [What's going on with these people? !It's just an iron box, right?Can't eat again! 】

Hehe, you underestimate the beliefs of human beings too much.

This is a battle of "faith"!

There are so many people on the other side, there is no way for me to use my super powers that may get out of control to destroy them all.

Although now that my face is squeezed against the glass window, I really want to blow up this store.

What about being afraid of mafia?

Fortunately, Huangtian paid off. With years of experience helping my mother in supermarket shopping, I finally snatched the last yellow mouse commemorative model.

After checking out, I walked out of the door of the specialty store, and I couldn't help looking back at the sea of ​​people still struggling in the store with a victorious attitude.

Goodbye!

Carrying the bag, I first teleported to my home to settle Sanhua, and then took another 3 minutes to rush to Hong Kong and Hei, rushing to clock in at the last second.

Great, didn't lose the perfect attendance award - I'm relieved.

"You look like you haven't slept all night, is the game so fun?"

A voice suddenly sounded from behind, I turned around and said, "That's because you don't understand music...cough cough cough!"

I was startled by Osamu Dazai who was standing next to me and coughed.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows and looked at me: "An accident?"

"It's fright." As the only one here that I can't understand the existence of the heart sound, I looked at Osamu Dazai vigilantly, "How do you know the game?"

Osamu Dazai looked down, and I followed his gaze, only to realize that I forgot to leave the shopping bag with the switch at home.

"... What do you want me to do?" I pushed my eyes pretending to be calm... Damn, I'm wearing invisibility.

"There is a mission here. Just now a person with supernatural powers sneaked into a school in Yokohama, and now it has been blocked by the police and the Supernatural Secret Service."

"This matter had nothing to do with Hong Kong gangsters at first, but one of the conditions that the supernatural person proposed to release the students included a leader who had been an adversary organization of Hong Kong gangsters before being imprisoned."

I said: "Do you want me to investigate the relationship between the supernatural person and the leader?"

"That's it," Dazai Osamu snapped his fingers, and a piece of paper appeared out of thin air in his hand as if by magic, "This kind of thing should have been done by me, but I don't have actual combat power, and Chuya is on a business trip, so please take care of me .”

I took the paper and asked casually, "What's the name of that school?"

Let me see which school dares to teach and educate people in Yokohama.

Having said that, I still want to ask why I haven’t seen any schools in Yokohama for so long. Is there such a thing?

"The name is a bit strange," Osamu Dazai said, "Demon Slayer Academy."

I:"……"

What? !