super power

Open the microphone boldly, I don't want to go to work.

"Huh? What happened?" Rukia Kuchiki looked at me strangely, eating potato chips with one hand and rubbing flowers with the other, "Didn't you say you were just promoted?"

I collapsed on the sofa in a paralyzed posture: "That's right."

He never expected that what was caught in the hot pot restaurant was actually a leader who had been fighting against Hong Kong gangsters in private. Dazai Osamu and Ozaki Koye cooperated to find out a lot of people neatly.

Yokohama was calm for a while, and it was a pity that there were no supernatural power battles to watch today.

And I, as the main hero, plus the sum of the previous merits, recently received a sum of money from a Hong Kong gangster who was taken advantage of by a milk worker and sent me a sum of money to go to the dessert shop on the spot Bonus for two hours of soaking.

Now I still have a position, probably below that position in Central Plains.

People with supernatural powers can enjoy special treatment as long as they want to in Hong Kong and Hei.

but……

"The more I understand social animals, the more I want to live a life like the Silver King..." I murmured, "Lying in a place independent of the world for more than a hundred years is simply unthinkable. "

As long as I am accompanied by desserts, I can lie down for a lifetime.

I didn't wear contact lenses at home, and I pushed back the frames that had dropped slightly.

Kuchiki Rukia touched my forehead and confirmed that I didn't have a fever: "I really can't understand you, isn't it good to go around? You can run around in places with particularly beautiful scenery, if you have friends by your side It's even better, why don't you want to do nothing?"

"I'm surprised by you," I looked at Kuchiki Rukia, "you're obviously a very lively character who doesn't like restraint at all, yet she looks a bit like a noble lady, but you obviously don't like the latter very much. "

Kuchiki Rukia visibly panicked: "Yes, yes?! Haha, you misread it!"

It's too obvious, boy, you won't lie to the point that there is no need to cover it up.

Seeing my expression of disbelief, Kuchiki Rukia paused, and squeezed my arm with a threatening face: "Quickly answer me, you are wrong."

A posture of "If you dare to say no, I will let you get in touch with the earth on the spot".

Me: "...I was wrong."

I know the plot, so I understand Kuchiki Rukia's current situation - childhood sweetheart and later recognized elder brother are men whose mouths seem to be sealed by 502, and they have to be bored and refuse to say anything until the last critical moment. Confess the "last words", if it weren't for Kurosaki Ichigo, the plot would not have been possible at all.

Well, counting like this, there are exactly three men behind Kuchiki Rukia.

Thinking about it, she is much harder than me. Not only does she need to be tricked by Aizen, tricked by Urahara, face the wall for more than ten days, and then sent to the execution platform to be frightened, and finally to be heartbroken...

Although I didn't suffer any actual harm, the psychological harm can be described as a ton of blows.

This child is much more pitiful than me.

As I mused, I controlled a coffee jelly to float into my mouth.

Then it dawned on me that this was the last coffee jelly in the house.

The refrigerator was bottomed out, and Sanhua's dried fish was gone.

"Let's go to the mall!" Seeing Rukia's memories of things in Soul World, I was a little lost, and I jumped up from the sofa after making a decision, "Let's go to the big shopping!"

"Shopping mall?" Rukia Kuchiki was stunned, and picked up the pendant of Chapi the rabbit, which is very popular in the soul world, "Is this a place where you can buy rabbit dolls?"

I said, "I can buy you a live one."

"It's alive?! Can it be raised?" Kuchiki Rukia was very excited, her eyes were full of little stars.

Sanhua stared at me as if experiencing a sense of crisis: [I already have me, what more rabbits do I need! 】

The rabbit is much quieter than you, let alone who said I'm going to raise it?

I turned my eyes away from the recipe book: "It's not raising, braised in soy sauce seems to be good."

Kuchiki Rukia: "..."

The rabbit is so cute, of course tears will flow from the corners of his mouth.

After being given a knife by Kuchiki Rukia, I sighed regretfully: "Then let's eat Chinese takeaway tonight... What do you think of the spicy rabbit head in Sichuan cuisine?"

"Give me some food within the normal range!"

I just accept other cultures well because of the teleportation.

Kuchiki Rukia put on the skeletal clothes, and I changed into casual clothes.

Cats are not allowed in the mall. Facing Sanhua's frenzied complaints, I ruthlessly closed the door in front of it.

After entering the mall, Kuchiki Rukia saw that I was putting my whole body and soul in the dessert freezer in the supermarket, so she simply said hello to me and went to find those non-moving, meaningless rabbits.

I parked in front of the cooler with my shopping cart, lost in thought as I faced the dizzying array of five or six coffee jellies on the shelves.

Larger supermarkets have more choices to choose from, but they can also be hesitant.

At this time, there will be more traps. For example, this price of 7.9 is obviously the same as that of the 8 yuan next to it, and the portion is smaller than the 8 yuan.

I have eaten the 8 yuan one before, but the 7.9 yuan here buys three and gets one free, which means that the production date is approaching, which may affect the taste.

This is really the problem of the century.

I gritted my teeth and put both in the shopping cart.

...Wait, let's talk about my current salary increase and bonus, it's not the time when I used to have [-] yen monthly pocket money.

Then of course I want it all!

I happily went back and stuffed two copies of each type into the shopping cart, and swept the hazelnut chocolate mille crepe cake next to it.

If it wasn't too ostentatious, I really want to buy this refrigerator directly.

Well, well, for the sake of financial freedom, it's not impossible for me not to think about salted fish for the time being.

I was pushing the shopping cart to find Lucia, when the salesman on the side stopped me, and there were a lot of potato chips of various flavors on the tray in her hand: "Customer, do you want to try the new potato chips?" piece?"

potato chips?I'm not particularly interested in this kind of fried food.

I politely took a slice, and the brown powder of unknown taste sprinkled on the potato slices made me hesitate.

Before deciding whether to eat it or not, I suddenly smelled a familiar smell.

Could it be that……

After chewing, my eyes lit up.

These are actually coffee-flavored potato chips!

What kind of magical taste is this? It sounds like dark food but it is not unpalatable. The mellow and just right bitterness of coffee powder is combined with the salty taste of potato chips, with a hint of sweetness.

Just the snack I need in my locker!

Under the friendly and surprised smile of the salesman, I scanned a shelf of coffee-flavored potato chips.

I don't know if it's because I haven't eaten potato chips for a long time, or because of a different world. There are many new flavors of potato chips that I haven't seen on the shelves here.

I can understand the season-limited cherry blossom flavor or natto flavor, but what the hell is the fried noodles bread flavor and caramel milk tea flavor?

I always feel that it has completely surpassed the taste category that normal people can imagine. It is completely splicing two different foods together. How can it be delicious?

It is also branded with a brand-new Internet celebrity limited brand, but it is all a marketing tactic.

I might as well go for the Honey Butter and Pickle flavors, or the sure-fire, long-lasting Ace Original.

Who would easily try such a weird combination?

Ah, this caramel milk tea is only sold for three months, and the price is not very expensive.

Grab a packet and try it.

Don't get me wrong, I didn't just succumb to the sinister marketing in the adult world of the merchant after seeing the capitalism behind Soda Man, I was just curious.

That thing, everyone will have it, I want to see what's going on inside the bag, but my hand is out of control.

That's right, that's right, I'm a telepathic superpower, and marketing methods can't control me.

[Newly released special flavor potato chips?It looks delicious. 】

You see, the heart sound of the person next to me is a model of error. At first glance, he was confused by marketing methods.

[But there are still a lot of stock left to eat, but there are not many left on the shelves. It will be bad if there is no one next time. I have collected every flavor of potato chips. 】

It turns out that I am a fan of potato chips, so it is not surprising, and I can't restrain my love for coffee jelly.

No, I hesitated for too long, it would be bad if the coffee jelly melted.

The last one is up to you!

I reached out at the same time as the other hand, grabbing the same package of "Chow Mein Bread Chips".

Ok?

I let go, subconsciously turned my head to look at the person standing next to me: "Sorry."

The man in the brown clothes next to him looked retro. According to the analysis of his bones, he was an adult, but his temperament and his heart sound just now were more like a big boy.

He also looked at me, just about to say something, when he saw my face clearly, he was stunned, his eyes that had been squinting just now opened suddenly, revealing green eyes: "You are..."

The astonishment in this person's eyes and the follow-up that he forcibly pressed back the sound of his heart just after the "【" made my heart "thump".

No way no way, I just came out to buy a snack.

Of course I know the law of "no one who squints is an ordinary person", and this routine of getting the same bag of potato chips is also very old-fashioned.

Not to mention anything else, how could a passer-by spend so much pen and ink to describe his appearance?

What I care about is that this person seems to know me, and according to what I saw just now, this person has a simple mind but his heart sounds are refreshed very quickly. Why is the first thing he does after seeing me is to clear it quickly heart?

Is that something humans can do?Don't think about what to say, just rely on the first reflection of the brain to communicate with people.

Run quickly.

I turned my head and pulled the shopping cart and left.

This guy clinker is quite aware of my dead spot, he jumped over and grabbed the other side of my shopping cart, and fought with me.

The man said to me: "Qimu Nanyin, if you listen to me, I will give you half of the snacks!"

"..." I was taken aback, staring at this person in surprise, "Why do you know my name?"

Could it be that this person is also with me...

Wait, this man's voice sounds so familiar.

"Of course I know!" The man's pounce just now caused half of the hat to fall crookedly. He put the hat back on and said with a confident smile, "Because Edogawa Ranpo is the number one detective in the world!"