Broken leg writer, returns to China online

How powerful is the super intelligent brain that only appeared in science fiction movies?Xiao Li found out today.

Even if An Lele said that Noise Juan is an immature intellectual brain, his personality is quite bad.

"But is this something that can be done casually?" As expected of a dangerous person, Xiao Li was even more surprised than seeing Ayatsuji pedestrians peeling rabbit apples.

"Don't think I'm neon, just think that I'm good at peeling apples by nature. I've watched too many Japanese TV dramas and anime." Ayatsuji pedestrians are so dexterous that they can almost play with a knife like a flower. A slice of apple on top.

In the Japanese drama An Lele watches, the protagonist always appears in the scenes of visiting patients with rabbit apples, so I raised the question of whether rabbit apples are the innate skills of your neon people.

Ayatsuji Xingren's answer at the time was no, but he still cut a plate of beautiful rabbit apples for An Lele.

An Lele disapprovingly picked up an apple that was inserted into a toothpick for easy access, and responded perfunctorily, "Mmmm." She quickly switched her brain to project a light screen, on which was densely packed with system information , An Lele secretly connected to the WiFi in the police station, quickly climbed up the faster optical cable, and swam in the ocean of data with successive strings.

An Lele got bored in the second half, so after inputting a few values, Noise Juan moved freely.An Lele was eating apples slowly, lying on the sofa with her injured foot.

Noise Juan's wings flew across the sky eye system, bypassed the warning line, and flew a larger data body. An Lele stopped to admire the Great Wall of Electronics for a second, and patched it by the way, and continued to direct the data flow over mountains and mountains.

"She, what is this one doing?" Xiao Li looked up at the projection screen and turned his head to ask Yanji quietly. He had only been exposed to computer language in college elective courses. He could only see that An Lele was probably trying to climb over the wall, but she What is the real purpose, Xiao Li does not know.

"Touch." Ayatsuji pedestrians casually dropped two words, he raised his hand and pinched the back of An Lele's neck, and heard her itchy laughter, "To be honest, what else did you do?"

"Does joining a club count?" An Lele said, and opened another pop-up window to enter a well-hidden forum, where many hackers lurk.An Lele set up a chat room, and slipped in a few online friends who were able to chat.

Whether they were eating instant noodles at this time, or being scolded bloody by their superiors, the netizens who were led into the secret chat room by An Lele's disagreement all cheered up 12 points.

The three major questions of life in the chat room were the first to speak.

What's for dinner: Boss, what's the matter?If you want to attack Lao M's official website or lie next door to the stick, you will do whatever you want to do with a small charge.

What to eat at noon: Go, go, is the boss such a violent person?Boss, whose house do you want to steal, I'll show you where.

What to eat in the morning: Boss, what did you say?

Going home for dinner: Ah, nothing particularly important happened.That is, I was caught by my wife as a pigtail, and now I am being punished to kneel on the keyboard.

Mango Xiaofang: Ah, this

Whisk eggs with coconut milk: ah, this

Ginger Juicing Milk: Ah, this

What to eat at noon: Boss, show some demeanor of the head of the family! !You stand up.jpg

What to eat in the morning: That is, you are still in charge of the house, mop the floor if you want, do the laundry if you want, and only if your wife dare not speak loudly to you.

Going home for dinner: Ah, that’s not necessary, I don’t do housework at home, there are housework robots.The point is that my wife is in the system, which is difficult to handle.

What's for dinner: ... Boss, you're kidnapped and you just blink.

Going home for dinner: What nonsense are you talking about?^^

Going home for dinner: Don’t try to run away^^

Going home for dinner: I have seen everyone's technical leaders, and I will introduce you to an iron rice bowl that includes food, housing, five insurances and one housing fund.

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An Lele continued to communicate cheerfully with the water friends who had a lot of fun in the sand sculptures, trying to cross off the performance, and trying to recommend the iron rice bowl managed by the state to his friends.

Xiao Li doesn't have glasses on the bridge of his nose, but he deeply feels that he needs a pair of glasses to block the light and even hide his mood.Ms. An, do you have the nerve to tell the netizens in Shuiqun that you have been punished miserably while being fed apples by Ayatsuji and being greeted by him at the same time?

Anyone with a discerning eye knows that Ayatsuji pedestrians are reluctant to move An Lele.

"I'm your wife?" Ayatsuji pedestrians raised eyebrows to read An Lele's chat records, and she hung them on it generously, lest they think too much.All the people she pulled into the chat room were talents, and it was good to absorb them.Of course, they still have to pass the assessment, but if they really enjoy the so-called freedom...

"Hi, wife." An Lele snapped a bit, and winked playfully at Yan Tsuji pedestrian.

"Then go and get the certificate tomorrow, Monday." Yan Tsuji pedestrians don't care that An Lele is taking advantage of the address, the key is to settle the name first, and the venue can be found back later, "Nine yuan I paid .”

"Wait a minute, my mother knows that I will be frightened when I bring my boyfriend back suddenly. Let me go back and talk to her first." An Lele hurriedly stopped her, and said slightly distressed, "Well, first let me Go get your ears pierced."

"Does it need to be so roundabout?" Xiao Li, who was eating all the dog food beside him, couldn't help complaining.

"No, because it won't look good without earrings at the wedding." An Lele's eyes wandered for a while, and her eyes shifted to other places, but she didn't look at Ayatsuji Xingren. "Mom told me about it."

"This should be urging the marriage from the side." Ayatsuji seemed to understand the urging of the parents who planted flowers at every turn, and he took her hand, "Don't make mother wait too anxiously."

"I told my mother that if I have someone I like someday, I'll get my ears pierced." An Lele twitched her hand, but couldn't pull it out, blushing slightly.

Ayatsuji pedestrians pulled up An Lele, and ignored everything from testing for the government to patience, "Let's fight now."

"Are you too anxious, Miss An's feet..." Xiao Li looked at the two of them in a panic, not knowing how to stop them.After being authenticated by Ayatsuji Pedestrian, An Lele is a key figure on the list, and it is already a violation of the regulations to allow Ayatsuji Pedestrian to supervise alone.I have to go out now.

"Hey, Ayatsuji, how did you tell the motherland about me? This comrade is really scared." An Lele beckoned for Ayatsuji to help her carry her bag, and she took out a wet tissue from the bag and healing spray.

First wipe off the dried blood stains near the wound on the shoulder and neck, but with such a small action, the wound that had stopped bleeding began to bleed again.Press the spray, and the white mist covered the wound, and the wound stopped bleeding quickly.

After using it, An Lele casually threw the healing spray to Xiao Li.

"Believe me, I'm really a good citizen. I took it for a test. At that time, I made it casually and forgot the recipe. You can adjust the ratio and so on." An Lele knew that her salted fish life no longer existed. The shattered, she sighed slowly.

Xiao Li, who is the temporary assistant of Yanji Pedestrian, swiftly received the big gift thrown by An Lele, "Aren't you using your feet?"

"It's not for treating bruises." An Lele scratched her hair, and finally got on Yanji Xingren's back, and poked his back hard with her index finger, "Tell me how you arranged me."

"Didn't I tell you?" Yan Tsuji pedestrian tilted his head innocently, and An Lele crashed into a clear sea of ​​fiery red flowers, "I just told the truth, you are a woman who can split the earth apart."

"Ahhh." An Lele went crazy, "I don't have the money to build continental shelf oscillators."

"Even if you have the money to do it, you don't have the money to send it to the mantle." Her image in the eyes of her mother in the motherland, An Lele claims to have always been a good baby.

An Lele hadn't finished freaking out yet, and was frightened by the pedestrian Yiyatsuji who suddenly straightened up and hugged him around his neck.

"Okay, okay, let's settle the more important things first, and then move on to those small things." Ayatsuji pedestrian's light tone made An Lele's hand itch, but in the end he just pinched his face gently.

"When did you become so thick-skinned." An Lele puffed her face.

"When you can't see." Ayatsuji said.

Alright, An Lele breaks the defense, gets down tired, and pierces his ears.

"No, no, I regret it." An Lele was so frightened that she almost burst into tears when she went to the mall where she could buy earrings and get her ears pierced.She didn't dare to get her ears pierced because she was too afraid of the pain.

"Didn't you say that you can endure the pain now?" Yan Tsuji pedestrian cruelly squeezed An Lele's hand that was holding his shoulder.

"This is different. The pain I have to suffer is completely different from the pain I have to take the initiative to accept. If the pain can be avoided, of course I must avoid it." An Lele shook her head, refraining from entering the store.

"Just like a mosquito bite."

"Do you know how many times I grew up hearing lies like that?"

"Even if a mosquito bites someone, it's super painful." Ayatsuji pedestrians finally felt that Anlele was difficult to deal with in a new field.

"Aren't I the one you like?" Ayatsuji Xingren pressed An Lele's shoulder, as if if An Lele said a word no, he would immediately let go and turn around to leave.

"I feel that even if I say no, you will probably resist me into the store and take the title of the person I really like in front of my mother." An Lele's eyes are dead, the building, the note, run.jpg

The previously cold-faced Ayatsuji Pedestrian's expression softened, and the corners of his mouth curled up in a playful arc, "That's a good guess." He kissed An Lele's cold fingertips, "You can't run away."

In the end, a small ear hole was left on the small and round earlobe.

An Lele, with tears still hanging from the corners of her eyes, tried to touch the anti-allergy ear acupuncture with her fingers, um, it still hurts a bit.

Pedestrian Ayatsuji, who was leaning against the counter to choose something, lazily raised his eyes and saw An Lele walking towards him, "By the way, let's adjust the earrings."

"I like flowers." An Lele's voice was still muffled.

"Don't you like it very much?" Ayatsuji pedestrian chuckled and wiped away the little teardrops on her eyelashes, "Why don't you be good?"

"I'm still angry, I want to brag." An Lele snorted.

Ayatsuji Xingren lowered his head and blew on An Lele's bloodshot earlobe in a funny way.

It took a while for the golden ginkgo leaf earrings to be put on after the pierced ears got used to it, and it was only at that time that An Lele was willing to let Ayatsuji go to see her parents.

"My mother is actually very afraid that I will die alone, but she is even more afraid that I will just find someone to make a living, and I will be unhappy." An Lele solemnly put the small gift bag containing the earrings on her lap, "So I can't introduce you too casually."

"With you, I mean it."