Wearing Pandora is swollen and broken [Greek mythology]

"Wow wow wow...look what I saw again..." The figure sitting on the branch swings his legs leisurely, peeking at everything that surprised him in the distance with great interest.

This shadow was far away from his observation object, but his extraordinary eyesight and hearing made this distance completely unobstructed.Those humans who are bending over to hoe the ground, every strand of their hair, every drop of sweat is completely invisible to him.

"Hee hee hee, if I hadn't followed that stupid guy here on a whim, I wouldn't have seen so many interesting things... Originally, I wanted to see the sad expression on that guy's face after being dumped by the goddess. Lezi, I didn't expect that there is too much joy hidden in this world..."

"To see so many good shows... It's really worth the trip..."

"Oh, I'm really distressed, do you want to tell Zeus?" Shadow tapped the wooden branch under him with his index finger in annoyance, as if hesitating, "If you tell him, these interesting things will probably be chopped off immediately Turn it into ashes... that would be a pity... or wait until I have seen enough..."

"No, no, no, no. If Zeus knew that I would lie to him, he would probably chop me into ashes first..." Shadow shivered exaggeratedly on his own. Although there was no audience in front of him, he was very impressed. His one-man show is unusually devoted.

"What a troublesome old man, let's talk to him first..." he finally muttered softly.

"I think, you don't need to inform him." A sweet girlish voice sounded from behind the shadow, but there was a bit of incongruity in the tone.

With a "click", the person stepped on and broke a branch as thick as a forearm.

Hermes turned his head quickly, and when he saw the girl under the tree looking at him with her arms folded, her pupils shrank slightly.

The next moment, he laughed enthusiastically, "So it's Pandora, it's been a long time! You look more beautiful than a few months ago. Remember me? I was the brother who sent you to the human world, Hey Hermes."

Pan Duoduo suddenly smiled when she heard the words, and her lips were full of mellow affection, "Of course I remember, I was very impressed...My brother left me alone at that time and left. Scared."

Hermes blinked and looked at the smiling girl, feeling an inexplicable sense of familiarity.He smiled and argued, "It was also for your own good, brother. At that time, I had been guarding you in secret. I didn't leave until I saw that you were safe and sound. I'm right, Epimetheus put You take good care of..."

The deity still had his eyes bent, but there was a sharp light shining in the pupils under his lashes, "No, it's only been a few short months, and you've turned into someone we don't know... …”

"It really surprised my brother."

His words were gentle, but there was a hint of coldness in them.The girl stared at him for a moment, then suddenly touched her chest like a Jiaolei beaten by frost, showing a very sad look.

"It's really sad." The girl frowned, "I am still the same as before, but you actually said that you don't know me in just a few months. Brother's words really hurt my heart."

Hermes lowered his eyes and stared at her for a while, and finally realized where the familiarity came from—isn't this his usual appearance?The smiling appearance just now, the pretentiousness now, and the disgusting feeling that makes God want to hit but can't reach out... Uh, how can I evaluate myself like this...

He seemed to have used this trick to tease Epimetheus at the time...

He couldn't say a word, and suddenly felt as uncomfortable as swallowing a fly.

However, all of the above are Hermes' inner activities. As a self-proclaimed mature and charming conversation expert, he never lets his expression show half a crack.

"Pandora, don't forget that your ability to speak is bestowed upon you by your elder brother. So, these false little tricks are useless here, do you know?"

Pan Duoduo secretly rolled her eyes, thinking that this guy keeps making mistakes, and he really likes to take advantage of his words.

"I'm sorry, but I have seen everything that happened to you..." Hermes seemed to think that he had regained his right to speak, with a playful smile on his face again, "From Heffi Stors deceived the method of smelting metal, and made friends with the strange-looking centaur..."

"And let a few gorgons show their eyes..." He slowly counted one by one, while watching the blond girl under the tree with her arms folded and smiling at him.

"Strange bubbling cubes, strange farming tools... Obviously, except for the beginning of your birth, you have no chance to come into contact with the god of agriculture Demeter, but you and those few nondescript The guys worked out the method of farming and animal husbandry together..."

"Piece by piece, it's amazing." Hermes smiled purely and brightly, "I never expected...it's just a thing we made on a whim, and it turned out There will be so many uncontrollable tricks."

"...Do you think it's bad to let you go on like this? Or let me tell Zeus to chop you into ash and rebuild it again? What do you think?"

Pan Duoduo looked at this god who always had a bright smile on his face, and calmly watched him speak those cruel words in the most gentle tone.

She really wasn't surprised that he would say that, after all, from his point of view, she was always just a "plaything".

——It’s just a disobedient chess piece, it’s not a pity to destroy it, just replace it with a new one and continue the game.

"You really know a lot." Pan Duoduo was not angry, instead, she had the same smile on her face as the god in front of her.

"Naturally." Hermes swayed his legs casually, with a little bit of pride, "My eyesight and hearing are the best among all the gods."

"Oh." Pan Duoduo hummed indifferently, and then said, "Then have you ever heard a sentence with your one-of-a-kind ears——"

Next, the girl said slowly in her former mother tongue, "Curiosity killed the cat."

"What?" Hermes felt that the girl must have been frightened, and said a bunch of words that he didn't understand.

Pan Duoduo just smiled and said nothing.

Hermes suddenly felt a little bored, his interest came and went quickly, and now he didn't want to continue playing with this girl anymore.

He said, "I'm sorry, kid. Although my brother likes you very much, if my brother doesn't tell Zeus about these things, he will be furious at me...Compared to me being hacked by him, maybe you will be better if you are hacked." Better."

"Hurry up and go back and say goodbye to your Epimetheus. Oh, seriously, I've never seen a pair of gods as sticky as you..."

He exaggeratedly rubbed his elbows, the feather hat on his head raised an arc, and slightly vibrated his feet and wings to fly away.

"I said can you go?" A faint voice suddenly came from behind.

"What?" Hermes was about to be amused, he needed a human's consent to leave, what a big joke!

However, the next moment, the joke immediately became true.

With a "crack", Hermes seemed to have hit an invisible layer.The almost transparent strange object was sticky, and he struggled a few times, but instead of breaking free, it became more and more tightly entangled.

"What the hell?" he asked in surprise.

Pan Duoduo didn't answer him, but just watched him twist and turn like a big moth that hit a spider web, making herself tangled up in a ball.

Although Hermes was a little surprised, he was not frightened.He struggled for a while, and found that he couldn't get rid of this disgusting thing with his own strength, so he immediately decided to use divine power to destroy them all.

The sharp blade-like power surged out of his body, and the thing seemed to be melted a bit, but before he could smile, the sticky transparent thing seemed to regenerate, growing back again, wrapping him around Tighter.

Hermes was not discouraged, and wanted to use the teleportation technique to leave directly, but found that under the condition that those sticky things bound him, the spells he used to use did not move.

His eyes finally sank, and he wanted to use his divine power to pierce the human being who dared to offend the gods, but the restraints around him made him unable to move, and the divine power condensed from his side could not pass through any disgusting thing.

Hermes couldn't help but laugh.

"Good boy, Pandora, what is this?" He smiled on the skin, and his words were full of gentle coaxing.

"What is Pandora?" The girl opened her eyes and shook her head innocently, her voice was innocent, "There are only 'things' here."

The dead girl is also responsible for holding grudges.

Hermes cursed inwardly, and the corners of his slightly raised mouth became more and more collapsed.But anyone with a little emotional intelligence knows that now that he dares to call her a "fuck" along the way, she dares to treat him as a prank in turn.

"It's my brother's fault. My brother has been sleeping in the open for a long time. He didn't eat or drink. He was a little dizzy and said the wrong thing...I'm really pitiful...Zeus sent me to watch you Yes, you know, if I don't obey his orders, I will be severely punished, and I have no choice but to..."

Hermes began to act out the tragic drama, and even forced a few tears from the corners of his eyes.Pan Duoduo looked at him, deeply feeling that her acting career still needs to be improved, this one is like a succubus, that miserable little figure can't stand anyone with a soft heart.

It's a pity that it was her in front of him.

"Oh," she pinched her nose and took a few steps back, "Have you slept in the open for a long time? Doesn't it mean that you haven't showered for a long time, dirty."

Hermes:  …

She must have been sent by heaven to torture him.

"Well, I will sign the contract you signed with the gorgons with you. I promise not to tell what I saw. Can you let me go? Just pretend that I have never been here, and no one will find out Everything you did in secret..."

"But," Pan Duoduo refused to enter, "what good does it do me?"

She walked back again, moved her fingers, and manipulated those sticky things to pull Hermes, who was entangled in the air, in front of her.

"I just tied you up like this, locked you up, locked you up out of the sun, and you still can't say no to anyone?"

The girl said slowly, "I feel more at ease this way."

Hermes stared wide-eyed at the strange yet familiar girl in front of her. Her delicate face was full of innocence, but her petal-like lips revealed vicious whispers unabashedly.

She is not like the lovely girl they made, but rather like a creature in Hades Hell.

He thought silently, and then a nasty smile appeared on the corner of his lips, "My child, although I don't know where you mastered such a strange thing, you are still too naive. I don't need me to go to Zeus, just need With just one thought, I can transmit sound to him."

"You missed a good deal. But, it's time to wait." Although being entangled more and more tightly, the messenger god has completely recovered at this moment to a state of calm and control.

He smiled and looked at the girl in front of him, as if waiting for her to redeem the wild words he just uttered.

"Oh, you are amazing." Pan Duoduo commented perfunctorily.

Hermes raised his nose.

"Tell him," the girl smiled brightly, as if she was in a particularly good mood, "but I think he won't come here as fast as the sharp knife in my hand."

Hermes looked at the white sharp blade that suddenly appeared on his neck, his eyes flickered slightly.

"Son, don't you know that our gods are immortal?" Threatening him with a knife?It's too immature.

"Sorry, I thought you would at least be afraid of pain."

"I'm more afraid of not being free than I am afraid of pain." Hermes is confident now.

"Oh, are you so sure you won't die? I don't think you understand what the power in my hands is." Pan Duoduo said in a faint tone.

"Maybe you'd like to try it?"