baffling
Chapter 6
Before leaving, Xu Shi took out his dirty clothes from the laundry basket in Yu Lingshan's bathroom, and found his bag in the living room.
After going out, Xu Shi had already walked to the door of the elevator and pressed the elevator, but he still turned his head and went back when the elevator was only one floor away.
You can see Yu Lingshan's birthday on Weibo. She is five years older than Xu Shi, born on June 6.
Xu Shi thought for a while, then reached out and touched the password door, entered 062122, and with a beep, the door opened.
Xu Shi suddenly panicked, and immediately closed the door again. Then she suddenly became jittery, and leaned over to look at the combination lock, as if there was a camera.
It should be, it shouldn't be...
After the morning meeting at the company, Xu Shi knew why his mother sent that message yesterday.
Her computer WeChat is full of messages from Weiwei at the moment.
Vivi: Are you awake?Where are you now?
Weiwei: Are you at work?
Weiwei: You are not mean enough, when did you have such a good relationship with Miss Yu?Did you go drinking with her yesterday?
Weiwei: It's fine if you don't call me, but let me call your mother and let me cover for you? !
Weiwei: Do you still live in someone's house at night?It's only been a few days, Xiaoshi!
Weiwei: I'll just put the microphone in your mouth
Weiwei: Hurry up and tell me!
With Weiwei's words, Xu Shi directly guessed the ins and outs of last night.
Xu Zhi: at work
Xu Shi: I don’t have a good relationship with her. Yesterday’s work didn’t go well. I went to the bar by myself and met her.
Xu Shi: I drank too much and was taken back by her, probably because I didn’t ask for my home address
Xu Shi: Nothing happened, just stayed overnight
Vivi:? ? ?
Vivi: You?Own?go?bar?
Xu Zhi: Yes
Weiwei: Then you are really stressed.
Xu Shi: Isn't that so?
Vivi: Are you okay?end of month
Xu Shi: That's it, the gangsters will pass
Vivi: Say it again
Vivi: Wow!You don't know how surprised I was when I received a call from Yu Lingshan yesterday!
Vivi: How gentle she is!
Vivi: She called me as soon as she opened her mouth, Vivi
Xu Zhi:?Isn't your name Vivi?
Vivi: No!You do not understand!
Weiwei: How can I tell you, her voice is that kind, no matter what she says, you will definitely take care of it and do it!
Xu Shi: ... I really don't understand
Weiwei: I thought what was wrong with you, you were still talking behind her when you were on the phone
Xu Shi: What did I say?
Weiwei: You asked her how long the call would last, and she said she was done, so she hung up on me
Weiwei: So you can't remember clearly at that time?
Xu Zhi: yes
Weiwei: What kind of wine do you drink?LOL, don't call me
Xu Shi looked at this sentence for a long time, and replied meaningfully: Indeed
Today happened to be the last day of this month. After chatting with Weiwei, the supervisor's customer feedback form had already been sent. Xu Zhi downloaded it consciously and threw it on the desktop.
This is what Xu Shi said they need to complete every month. The content is to randomly add ten friends on their "Ding Dong Dong" software, and let them fill out the questionnaire after getting acquainted with them, and deduct 50 yuan for one less .
The questionnaire was stinky and long, and it was all related to ding dong dong. Ordinary netizens didn't have the patience to do it for you.
And Dingdongdong is a real-name authentication software, and an ID card can only fill out the questionnaire once, which is even more difficult.
When Xu Shi first came to this company in the first month, he reluctantly let his classmates and relatives mix up ten cards, in the second month he got five cards, and in the third month he didn't get one at all.
After finishing the chores arranged in the morning meeting, Xu Shi turned on Ding Dong Dong again.
Ding dong dong, this person software can only add nearby people, and the maximum will not exceed 50km, and the copywriting of the software says, there are so many people coming and going in this city every day, you can always meet a bosom friend.
This sentence seems to touch the hearts of many people. Since this copywriting was changed, the number of users has increased significantly, and the adhesion of the software has also become higher. Therefore, even if there are few users, the software can still operate very well. Therefore, their company’s Salary is also higher than other peers.
After sending out today's promotional advertisement, Xu Shi stared at his friend list in a daze again.
There are 593 people in her friend list, except for the relatives and friends she added at the beginning, she doesn't know any of them.
She also wants to be like other colleagues, typing on the keyboard, chatting and laughing with netizens, and then seduce the opposite party to take the questionnaire, but she doesn't seem to have this ability.
Half a month ago, she added a little sister. After the two seemed to have a very happy conversation for a long time, Xu Shi finally fell in love.
The little sister is very nice, but she doesn't want to bother her with questionnaires that are unnutritious and time-consuming. The conversations between her and the little sister are not distracted, and they all come from the script book issued by the company.
She herself is very boring, her mouth is not sweet, and she doesn't like to chat, but the little sister is saying that she is very happy to meet her.
Xu Shi was particularly guilty, and after she didn't reply several times, the matter was left alone.
The supervisor was right, she was indeed not suitable for the job.
Today, on the 30th, Xu Shi clicked on people nearby as usual, and listed ten people on the first page.
The first one nodded like a greasy-headed uncle, Xu Shi didn't have any thoughts, and the next one had an empty profile picture and no introduction. He looked like he had just registered, and his name was "Hear".
Xu Shi stopped scrolling down, and directly added Hearing as a friend.
In less than five seconds, the other party approved the application. Xu Shi looked at the form sent by the supervisor on the desktop and typed three lines in a feverish head.
Yan Wuwu: hello
Yan Wuwu: I'm sorry it might be a bit presumptuous, but are you free?I have a questionnaire and I would like to trouble you to fill it out for me
Yan Wuwu: I urgently need
After posting these three paragraphs, Xu Shi was so embarrassed that she wanted to return the software directly. It was no less than when she was distributing leaflets at the entrance of the mall, and the other party walked over indifferently without even looking at her.
Xu Shi waited in agony for the other party's rejection, and might even call her crazy.
But after a few seconds.
I heard it said: send it over
Xu Shi sat up straight, and immediately pulled the link to the questionnaire.
Then she said: very long, very long, with a lot of content
Yan Wuwu: Take a look first, it doesn’t matter if you don’t fill it in
Yan Wuwu: Thank you very much
Yan Wuwu: Excuse me, excuse me
Such a stupid thing, the other party was still a stranger, made Xu Shi very nervous.
But the other party has no voice.
No sound for 1 minute, no sound for 3 minutes, and no sound for 5 minutes.
Xu Shi sighed slowly and sensed the ending. She quit this person's chat box, went out to refresh the nearby people, and then swiped out the greasy man.
Xu Shi wanted to expand the scope a little bit, and just when she was about to add another person who had a good relationship, the netizen called Hearing sent a message.
Xu Shi quickly clicked in, saw that the message sent was a link to the questionnaire that Xu Shi had given her, opened it, and it was full and filled.
Xu Shi gasped, slowly held his face in his hands, and was startled for several seconds before he knew he was typing in the frame.
Yan Wuwu: Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!
Hearing ask: Is one serving enough?
"No." Xu Shi was directly surprised.
She hesitated for a while, then gritted her teeth and said: not enough
Heard: How many copies do you need?
Words Wuwu: Eight copies
hear: wait for me
Yan Wuwu: Good!
Yan Wuwu: Thank you!
Heard: You're welcome
Heard: just a bad guy
Xu Shi thanked her again several times, and hurriedly filled in the questionnaire she heard the answers to in the feedback form given by the supervisor, and then she did nothing, just stopped in the dialog box she heard.
Max out and wait.
Ten minutes later, I heard eight links sent at once.
Xu Shi almost fainted. She first typed two lines of thank you before opening the downloads one by one.
Heard: I am busy for a while, half an hour
Yan Wuwu: Okay, you are busy, you are busy
It happened that Xu Shi was about to sort out the feedback form, so she quickly sorted out the remaining eight, filled them all in, checked that there was no problem, and sent it to the supervisor within half an hour.
Then take the time to go back to the hearing condition box and wait for her to come back.
32:[-].
I heard: back
Half an hour is half an hour, and the minute needle is very accurate.
Yan Wuwu: I am here
Hear: Are you in a good mood?
How could Xu Shi be described as being in a good mood at this moment? She was in a great mood. After working for so long, it was the first time she was so happy. The pressure of this month disappeared instantly.
Yan Wuwu: very good, very good
Yan Wuwu: Thank you very much, miss, you have helped me a lot
Hearing that she was probably really free at the moment, the profile picture was changed to a photo of a girl hugging a cat, but she didn't show her face.
Still no introduction.
hear: you're welcome
In the past, this kind of conversation would have ended here, and Xu Shi didn't know how to continue the conversation, but in today's situation, Xu Shi didn't say anything anymore, and always felt ashamed of himself and a little ruthless.
So she thought about it, held back for a long time, and said something that she didn't know if it was appropriate or not.
Yan Wuwu: Miss sister, have you always been this nice?
After sending it, she thought about it and added another compliment: helpful
Yan Wuwu: Very good, so kind
Xu Shi couldn't imagine how the overheard person laughed when he saw this.
Heard: I am a fortune teller. I made a divination for myself last night, and the divination said that today is the right time to randomly select a passer-by and do something for her unconditionally.
Heard: so I will also transfer
Xu Shi was puzzled immediately, but she still replied: Wow, so mysterious
Yan Wuwu: Awesome
Yan Wuwu: Good luck to you
I heard the question: Do you believe in fate?
Xu Shi has always kept a respectful distance from Buddhas and gods, and she doesn't have much thought, but now she still knows and wants to say good things.
Words: letter
Heard: Do you believe in fate?
Words: letter
Hear: Do you believe me?
Words: letter
Hear: Am I your fate or your destiny?
Xu Shi paused, suddenly not knowing how to answer.
What is this?
After a while, I heard another message.
hear: just kidding
Heard: I'm going to be busy, you go to work
Yan Wuwu: good
Yan Wuwu: Goodbye, miss
Xu Shi didn't leave the page right away, but read it up and down again.
Her team leader always said that she was a topic stopper, and it was true. Every conversation here ended, and there was no desire for people to chat.
And it seems that this Miss Hearing seems to really believe in divination?Mysterious.
Because of this strange netizen, Xu Shi's evening summary meeting was much easier, and the pace of going home was also lightened.
After eating, she clicked on the chat box that she heard again, struggled with the interface for a long time, and mustered up the courage to say hello.
Yan Wuwu: Miss, have you eaten?
I just sent it, and when I heard the other end, I was typing immediately.
She said: Are you busy today?
Yan Wuwu: Fortunately, I got off work on time today
Heard: I just didn't think of me
hear: i know
Xu Shi paused for a moment, obviously the interface was full of words, but for some reason, a sound came out of the words in her ears.
Inexplicably, it was Yu Lingshan's voice.
Lazy low voice, a little wronged.
After going out, Xu Shi had already walked to the door of the elevator and pressed the elevator, but he still turned his head and went back when the elevator was only one floor away.
You can see Yu Lingshan's birthday on Weibo. She is five years older than Xu Shi, born on June 6.
Xu Shi thought for a while, then reached out and touched the password door, entered 062122, and with a beep, the door opened.
Xu Shi suddenly panicked, and immediately closed the door again. Then she suddenly became jittery, and leaned over to look at the combination lock, as if there was a camera.
It should be, it shouldn't be...
After the morning meeting at the company, Xu Shi knew why his mother sent that message yesterday.
Her computer WeChat is full of messages from Weiwei at the moment.
Vivi: Are you awake?Where are you now?
Weiwei: Are you at work?
Weiwei: You are not mean enough, when did you have such a good relationship with Miss Yu?Did you go drinking with her yesterday?
Weiwei: It's fine if you don't call me, but let me call your mother and let me cover for you? !
Weiwei: Do you still live in someone's house at night?It's only been a few days, Xiaoshi!
Weiwei: I'll just put the microphone in your mouth
Weiwei: Hurry up and tell me!
With Weiwei's words, Xu Shi directly guessed the ins and outs of last night.
Xu Zhi: at work
Xu Shi: I don’t have a good relationship with her. Yesterday’s work didn’t go well. I went to the bar by myself and met her.
Xu Shi: I drank too much and was taken back by her, probably because I didn’t ask for my home address
Xu Shi: Nothing happened, just stayed overnight
Vivi:? ? ?
Vivi: You?Own?go?bar?
Xu Zhi: Yes
Weiwei: Then you are really stressed.
Xu Shi: Isn't that so?
Vivi: Are you okay?end of month
Xu Shi: That's it, the gangsters will pass
Vivi: Say it again
Vivi: Wow!You don't know how surprised I was when I received a call from Yu Lingshan yesterday!
Vivi: How gentle she is!
Vivi: She called me as soon as she opened her mouth, Vivi
Xu Zhi:?Isn't your name Vivi?
Vivi: No!You do not understand!
Weiwei: How can I tell you, her voice is that kind, no matter what she says, you will definitely take care of it and do it!
Xu Shi: ... I really don't understand
Weiwei: I thought what was wrong with you, you were still talking behind her when you were on the phone
Xu Shi: What did I say?
Weiwei: You asked her how long the call would last, and she said she was done, so she hung up on me
Weiwei: So you can't remember clearly at that time?
Xu Zhi: yes
Weiwei: What kind of wine do you drink?LOL, don't call me
Xu Shi looked at this sentence for a long time, and replied meaningfully: Indeed
Today happened to be the last day of this month. After chatting with Weiwei, the supervisor's customer feedback form had already been sent. Xu Zhi downloaded it consciously and threw it on the desktop.
This is what Xu Shi said they need to complete every month. The content is to randomly add ten friends on their "Ding Dong Dong" software, and let them fill out the questionnaire after getting acquainted with them, and deduct 50 yuan for one less .
The questionnaire was stinky and long, and it was all related to ding dong dong. Ordinary netizens didn't have the patience to do it for you.
And Dingdongdong is a real-name authentication software, and an ID card can only fill out the questionnaire once, which is even more difficult.
When Xu Shi first came to this company in the first month, he reluctantly let his classmates and relatives mix up ten cards, in the second month he got five cards, and in the third month he didn't get one at all.
After finishing the chores arranged in the morning meeting, Xu Shi turned on Ding Dong Dong again.
Ding dong dong, this person software can only add nearby people, and the maximum will not exceed 50km, and the copywriting of the software says, there are so many people coming and going in this city every day, you can always meet a bosom friend.
This sentence seems to touch the hearts of many people. Since this copywriting was changed, the number of users has increased significantly, and the adhesion of the software has also become higher. Therefore, even if there are few users, the software can still operate very well. Therefore, their company’s Salary is also higher than other peers.
After sending out today's promotional advertisement, Xu Shi stared at his friend list in a daze again.
There are 593 people in her friend list, except for the relatives and friends she added at the beginning, she doesn't know any of them.
She also wants to be like other colleagues, typing on the keyboard, chatting and laughing with netizens, and then seduce the opposite party to take the questionnaire, but she doesn't seem to have this ability.
Half a month ago, she added a little sister. After the two seemed to have a very happy conversation for a long time, Xu Shi finally fell in love.
The little sister is very nice, but she doesn't want to bother her with questionnaires that are unnutritious and time-consuming. The conversations between her and the little sister are not distracted, and they all come from the script book issued by the company.
She herself is very boring, her mouth is not sweet, and she doesn't like to chat, but the little sister is saying that she is very happy to meet her.
Xu Shi was particularly guilty, and after she didn't reply several times, the matter was left alone.
The supervisor was right, she was indeed not suitable for the job.
Today, on the 30th, Xu Shi clicked on people nearby as usual, and listed ten people on the first page.
The first one nodded like a greasy-headed uncle, Xu Shi didn't have any thoughts, and the next one had an empty profile picture and no introduction. He looked like he had just registered, and his name was "Hear".
Xu Shi stopped scrolling down, and directly added Hearing as a friend.
In less than five seconds, the other party approved the application. Xu Shi looked at the form sent by the supervisor on the desktop and typed three lines in a feverish head.
Yan Wuwu: hello
Yan Wuwu: I'm sorry it might be a bit presumptuous, but are you free?I have a questionnaire and I would like to trouble you to fill it out for me
Yan Wuwu: I urgently need
After posting these three paragraphs, Xu Shi was so embarrassed that she wanted to return the software directly. It was no less than when she was distributing leaflets at the entrance of the mall, and the other party walked over indifferently without even looking at her.
Xu Shi waited in agony for the other party's rejection, and might even call her crazy.
But after a few seconds.
I heard it said: send it over
Xu Shi sat up straight, and immediately pulled the link to the questionnaire.
Then she said: very long, very long, with a lot of content
Yan Wuwu: Take a look first, it doesn’t matter if you don’t fill it in
Yan Wuwu: Thank you very much
Yan Wuwu: Excuse me, excuse me
Such a stupid thing, the other party was still a stranger, made Xu Shi very nervous.
But the other party has no voice.
No sound for 1 minute, no sound for 3 minutes, and no sound for 5 minutes.
Xu Shi sighed slowly and sensed the ending. She quit this person's chat box, went out to refresh the nearby people, and then swiped out the greasy man.
Xu Shi wanted to expand the scope a little bit, and just when she was about to add another person who had a good relationship, the netizen called Hearing sent a message.
Xu Shi quickly clicked in, saw that the message sent was a link to the questionnaire that Xu Shi had given her, opened it, and it was full and filled.
Xu Shi gasped, slowly held his face in his hands, and was startled for several seconds before he knew he was typing in the frame.
Yan Wuwu: Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!
Hearing ask: Is one serving enough?
"No." Xu Shi was directly surprised.
She hesitated for a while, then gritted her teeth and said: not enough
Heard: How many copies do you need?
Words Wuwu: Eight copies
hear: wait for me
Yan Wuwu: Good!
Yan Wuwu: Thank you!
Heard: You're welcome
Heard: just a bad guy
Xu Shi thanked her again several times, and hurriedly filled in the questionnaire she heard the answers to in the feedback form given by the supervisor, and then she did nothing, just stopped in the dialog box she heard.
Max out and wait.
Ten minutes later, I heard eight links sent at once.
Xu Shi almost fainted. She first typed two lines of thank you before opening the downloads one by one.
Heard: I am busy for a while, half an hour
Yan Wuwu: Okay, you are busy, you are busy
It happened that Xu Shi was about to sort out the feedback form, so she quickly sorted out the remaining eight, filled them all in, checked that there was no problem, and sent it to the supervisor within half an hour.
Then take the time to go back to the hearing condition box and wait for her to come back.
32:[-].
I heard: back
Half an hour is half an hour, and the minute needle is very accurate.
Yan Wuwu: I am here
Hear: Are you in a good mood?
How could Xu Shi be described as being in a good mood at this moment? She was in a great mood. After working for so long, it was the first time she was so happy. The pressure of this month disappeared instantly.
Yan Wuwu: very good, very good
Yan Wuwu: Thank you very much, miss, you have helped me a lot
Hearing that she was probably really free at the moment, the profile picture was changed to a photo of a girl hugging a cat, but she didn't show her face.
Still no introduction.
hear: you're welcome
In the past, this kind of conversation would have ended here, and Xu Shi didn't know how to continue the conversation, but in today's situation, Xu Shi didn't say anything anymore, and always felt ashamed of himself and a little ruthless.
So she thought about it, held back for a long time, and said something that she didn't know if it was appropriate or not.
Yan Wuwu: Miss sister, have you always been this nice?
After sending it, she thought about it and added another compliment: helpful
Yan Wuwu: Very good, so kind
Xu Shi couldn't imagine how the overheard person laughed when he saw this.
Heard: I am a fortune teller. I made a divination for myself last night, and the divination said that today is the right time to randomly select a passer-by and do something for her unconditionally.
Heard: so I will also transfer
Xu Shi was puzzled immediately, but she still replied: Wow, so mysterious
Yan Wuwu: Awesome
Yan Wuwu: Good luck to you
I heard the question: Do you believe in fate?
Xu Shi has always kept a respectful distance from Buddhas and gods, and she doesn't have much thought, but now she still knows and wants to say good things.
Words: letter
Heard: Do you believe in fate?
Words: letter
Hear: Do you believe me?
Words: letter
Hear: Am I your fate or your destiny?
Xu Shi paused, suddenly not knowing how to answer.
What is this?
After a while, I heard another message.
hear: just kidding
Heard: I'm going to be busy, you go to work
Yan Wuwu: good
Yan Wuwu: Goodbye, miss
Xu Shi didn't leave the page right away, but read it up and down again.
Her team leader always said that she was a topic stopper, and it was true. Every conversation here ended, and there was no desire for people to chat.
And it seems that this Miss Hearing seems to really believe in divination?Mysterious.
Because of this strange netizen, Xu Shi's evening summary meeting was much easier, and the pace of going home was also lightened.
After eating, she clicked on the chat box that she heard again, struggled with the interface for a long time, and mustered up the courage to say hello.
Yan Wuwu: Miss, have you eaten?
I just sent it, and when I heard the other end, I was typing immediately.
She said: Are you busy today?
Yan Wuwu: Fortunately, I got off work on time today
Heard: I just didn't think of me
hear: i know
Xu Shi paused for a moment, obviously the interface was full of words, but for some reason, a sound came out of the words in her ears.
Inexplicably, it was Yu Lingshan's voice.
Lazy low voice, a little wronged.
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