I am pregnant with the cub of the enemy's proton

Yan Xiuhua sighed, and after wiping Shen Chen's thighs, he changed to another kind of ointment and wiped his stomach - as the belly of pregnant people gradually grows, some people will get stretch marks, pale pink , ugly.

"Hey, you don't dislike me, do you?" Shen Chen leaned against Yan Xiuhua's arms and played with the cat, suddenly twisted his body, looked at his stomach and frowned, "It's so ugly, there will be a scar here in the future."

"Not ugly." Yan Xiuhua's little brother, who was teased by someone restless, tended to look up again, his voice was hoarse, "I like you no matter what you look like."

"Why do you still apply ointment every day if you like you? You are more diligent than me." Shen Chen suddenly sat up, turned around and accused him, "Do you only like my body?!"

Yan Xiuhua: "..." Caught off guard and inexplicably swallowed a cauldron.

Thinking of what the imperial physician said, people's emotions during pregnancy can change a lot, and it's normal to be capricious. Yan Xiuhua took a deep breath and said, "Of course not. I like you."

Shen Chen groaned: "Who knows if you are just talking, what if you throw me aside when I give birth to a cub?"

The more he thought about it, the more sad he became: "At that time, I will be thrown into the cold palace by you, watching you kiss me with other wild men, I can't run away..."

Why is this getting more and more outrageous?

Yan Xiuhua couldn't take it anymore, turned around and blocked his mouth.

"Hmm! Scumbag!" Shen Chen struggled unsuccessfully, the closer he kissed, the softer he became, and finally he slipped into Yan Xiuhua's arms, and finally calmed down.

Seeing Yan Xiuhua's enthusiasm and the level of spirit of the little brother below, Shen Chen felt that he would not be able to cheat for a while.

"Did you read too many such scripts recently?" Yan Xiuhua helped him massage his stomach helplessly, and Daju rubbed against Shen Chen's hand, meowing and begging to be touched.

Shen Chen thought while stroking the cat: "It seems so."

"Don't watch this kind of thing anymore." Yan Xiuhua said forcefully, "And your calligraphy, I have to practice it."

Shen Chen: "..."

Shen Chen put down the big orange with a guilty conscience, and then complained unreasonably and confidently: "You still said that you don't dislike me, so you start to dislike my words? Then in a few days, are you going to dislike me for being ugly? ?”

"It's nothing." Yan Xiuhua found out that every time he asked Shen Chen to practice calligraphy, he would talk about other things, and simply gave up, "Fine, you don't like it, anyway, your readers don't know what your calligraphy is." In the same way, people from the bookstore..."

"Stop, stop, stop." Shen Chen froze, "I'll learn, I can't do it!"

Practicing calligraphy is really difficult, but if you don't practice calligraphy, you will be laughed at. As a man who aspires to become the best-selling storybook author in Chu State, he can't fall here!

Yan Xiuhua smiled softly: "Okay, I'll teach you how to write."

"Then is there any reward for my writing?" Shen Chen lay on Yan Xiuhua's body, pinched his fingers and said, "For example, go to the next country and buy me a cart of jade?"

It was rare for Yan Xiuhua not to answer immediately.

"Is this request too much?" Shen Chen closed one of his fingers aggrievedly, "The half-car is also fine..."

The economy of the small country next door is underdeveloped, and there are not many jade stones. Shen Chen has never touched the jade stones there, so he wanted to get some jade stones with the mentality of giving it a try.

"Do you still like jade?" After a while, Yan Xiuhua said, his voice was inexplicably deep, "Don't you like jade? I think jade is also pretty."

Shen Chen didn't think too much about it, and said plausibly: "I'm a long-term and dedicated person, how can I do that kind of thing that likes the new and dislikes the old?"

He even praised himself, perfect.

Yan Xiuhua lowered his head and kissed him: "Okay, I believe you."

Hope you don't let me down.

What do you believe in him?Before Shen Chen realized the hidden meaning of this sentence, his thoughts were submerged between Yan Xiuhua's lips and teeth.

—

Days passed by quickly, and Shen Chen's belly was getting bigger and bigger, followed by body edema, poor sleep quality, loss of appetite, back pain and a series of problems, which were very painful.

Fortunately, Yan Xiuhua has been helping him overcome it, so it's not that hard to bear.

However, Shen Chen still admires those girls who are willing to conceive and have children knowing that this will happen. He even wanted to write a book about the nine-nine-eight-one difficulties in childbirth. .

"I think most men in ancient times might not be able to accept it. After all, it is still a patriarchal society now, and this kind of writing is neither sweet nor pleasant, but you can try it. Isn't Yan Xiuhua the emperor? Let him take the lead in reading, and the people below will definitely read it too. of."

The little Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba sounded in Shen Chen's mind, very energetic.

"It makes sense." Shen Chen nodded, closed the book and asked, "Why are you so happy today, Xiao Qi forgives you?"

The idiot Xiao Ba didn't confess his love to Xiao Qi for a long time, so Xiao Qi had to have a showdown with him, but he was still a little angry and didn't want to talk to him.

"Of course, who am I? I'm so handsome, my wife will definitely forgive me!" Xiaoba's eyebrows were beaming, and she knew that she must be in high spirits even if she couldn't see it.

"Fool, don't talk nonsense, it's embarrassing." Xiao Qi pressed Xiao Ba's head, and said to Shen Chen, "Host, you feel better recently~"

Shen Chen said: "That's it, it's okay, Yan Xiuhua squeezed my legs at night, it doesn't feel too uncomfortable, what, do you have any way to make me not feel uncomfortable?"

Xiaoqi: "No dear~"

"Oh." Shen Chen said ruthlessly, "Then what's the point of talking nonsense."

Xiao Qi said: "Host, we are only looking for you to discuss with you, should we look for Yushi now~ You are like this, I am afraid that you will be sent to the research institute as a different kind when you go back, why don't you stay here Cool~"

Xiao Ba continued: "And you see that you and Yan Xiuhua are like glue now, do you have the heart to leave him?"

"I still have to look for jade. Who knows that the right piece can only be found in the year of the monkey. I want to go back and see my mother." Shen Chen fiddled with Yan Xiuhua's scattered chess pieces on the chessboard, and said, "And if I go back, can I still come back? ? I’ll report my mother’s safety and come back to have a baby, right?”

"Oh." Xiao Ba suddenly became sad.

"However." Shen Chen put down the chess piece puzzledly, took a sip of warm milk, and asked, "Why do you suddenly care about this? Does it affect you?"

Xiaoba: "It doesn't affect us, no, it also affects us..."

Xiao Qi: "It's just that every time the host finds jade, the quest line will go backwards, and we haven't figured out why~"

Shen Chen understood, after all, these two half-baked subsystems have not yet figured out what the mission line is.

"Well, this is a trouble. If you don't tell me, I'll forget about it." Shen Chen rested his chin with his hands and propped his arms on the chessboard, "You know, one, when I was looking for jade, the quest line was affected and I even retreated." .Second, the mission line is related to Yan Xiuhua. So Yan Xiuhua was not happy when I was looking for Yushi, so the mission line is back?"

"This guess is very reliable." Xiao Ba excitedly hammered his palm with his fist, "If the quest line has nothing to do with the plot, but has something to do with Yan Xiuhua's emotions, it makes sense!"

"What does it make sense?" Shen Chen ate a small piece of sweet and sour pastry, and said vaguely, "Does it make sense why the mission line goes backwards? But if this is the case, the premise is that Yan Xiuhua doesn't want me to find jade, he I don’t know what I’m looking for for Yushi, why would I not want to?”

Xiao Ba answered in a daze: "Yeah, why don't you want to? Because he knows why you are looking for jade?"

"No way?" Shen Chen also thought of this, and was taken aback by this speculation for no reason, "Normal people wouldn't think of this, would they?"

"I don't think so." Xiaoba said, "After all, this matter is too mysterious, who would guess in this direction?"

The three of them didn't speak for a while.

After a while, Xiaoqi said cautiously: "But what if he realizes that you don't belong here, and Yushi is helping you leave him?"

"But if that's the case, he definitely won't be so active in helping me find jade." Shen Chen frowned, just as he convinced himself, he suddenly remembered Yan Xiuhua's joke-like words that day.

——"Do you still like jade? Don't you like jadeite? I think jadeite is also very beautiful."

Shen Chen suddenly panicked.

"No, it's okay, he definitely doesn't know, it must be a joke." Shen Chen persuaded himself, it must be an accident.

After that guess, Shen Chen was trembling for a few days, and he didn't dare to touch jade anymore, but after a while, he found that life was still going on as usual, and there was nothing wrong with Yan Xiuhua, so he patted his chest and thought, it must be a Accident.

If he hadn't experienced it himself, maybe someone else would say so, and he would be able to suggest that people go to see their eyes when they are sick.

After convincing himself, Shen Chen quickly put this matter behind him, and went on to live the life of a salted fish leisurely during pregnancy.

Ever since those ministers discovered Shen Chen's strange stomach, there have been rumors in the court that Shen Chen is the queen of destiny.There are also many ballads and scriptures circulating among the people, saying that Shen Chen can conceive life in the body of a man, and that he is a treasure bestowed by the heavens to the state of Chu, which will protect the state of Chu for a hundred years.

Regardless of what the ministers think, the common people believe it anyway. Therefore, when many people knew that the current empress is a man, they not only did not object, but agreed with it.Every day in the teahouse, there are storytellers talking about Shen Chen's "deeds" or "miracles", beautifying him to the point of becoming a god, and making up stories that make Shen Chen himself laugh.

You don't need to think about who is spreading the news, it's quite thoughtful.

Shen Chen was lying on the small table on the wooden couch, just in time to see a notebook of his miraculous words.

He couldn't help laughing at it, and looked at Yan Xiuhua, who was holding the memorial in one hand and pinching his leg with the other, suddenly got up, ran behind him, and hung his arms around his neck.

"What's the matter?" Yan Xiuhua kept his eyes on the memorial, and held Shen Chen's arm, fearing that he would fall, "Be careful of pressing on your stomach."

"It's okay, I just think you're pretty good." Shen Chen kissed him sweetly on the side of the face, and smiled, "But your script is too much, how can I be so good, and I'm not so good. The reincarnation of the phoenix has boundless divine power."

Yan Xiuhua didn't look back, but only raised one hand to caress Shen Chen's suet-like fingers, and said, "Be careful of pressing on your stomach."

Old gangster Yan didn't understand style at all, so Shen Chen said shamelessly, "Then do you think I'm good?"

Yan Xiuhua nodded: "Naturally."

"It's so perfunctory." Shen Chen fiddled with his hair, "Then tell me what's good about me?"

"Anywhere is fine." Yan Xiuhua paused, fearing that he would be kicked out of bed at night, and added, "Okay, don't ask me anymore, Xi Shi is in the eye of a beholder, and if you ask me again, I won't be able to see yours." Something is wrong."

After being teased instead of being seductive, the little scoundrel Shen blushed unapologetically.

A while later, when Shen Chen whimpered and turned his head to look at the script, Yan Xiuhua suddenly said: "But if there is a problem, there is one."

Shen Chen raised his head suddenly: "What?"

Yan Xiuhua jokingly said: "You like jade so much that you almost empty me out."

作者有话要说：宸宸·危感谢在2021-07-1320:59:36~2021-07-1419:54:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: send the moonlight to Zhaomu, Jiangshan, it is picturesque one;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Jiangshan, it is picturesque, a bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!