I am pregnant with the cub of the enemy's proton

The dynasties in this world are superficial, and have never appeared in history. Maybe the author is too lazy, and many things are brought together by various dynasties. Fortunately, the gameplay of mahjong is similar to modern times, and Shen Chen is quick to learn.

The concubine and the little maid who played mahjong with him found that His Majesty's temper had improved a lot, and gradually let go of his hands and feet. Everyone was jealous at the mahjong table, especially Shen Chen, who was having fun and made other Things were left behind.

Even when the system reminded him to carry out the task, he was passive and sabotaged, saying that he would wait—mainly because he hadn't thought of how to face those two evil spirits, and he was angry with the system that always saw his jokes but was very professional! !

Shen Chen had been playing with things for three days, and when it was time to go to court, he was dumbfounded.

The little emperor had a serious urge to get up, even Sheng Huaide didn't dare to wake him up, in the past he would not go to the early morning court, he only went to the early morning court once every seven days, that's all, it depends on his mood.

But today is the day when the envoys of the Chu State came to discuss the follow-up matters of the land ceding and indemnity. His Majesty had personally ordered him to go, in order to support Yan Meiren.

After all, Yan Meiren is the prince of Chu State, and has relatives in Chu State. Only when he is valued, will his relatives live well.Although favored by the emperor of the enemy country, it is not a good name.

In the past few days, although Yan Meiren still lives in Qianyuan Hall, His Majesty has never called him again, and I don't know if he has fallen out of favor.

Sheng Huaide circled outside the hall worriedly, but dared not go in if he wanted to.

Suddenly, a white figure appeared in front of his eyes, and that person said in a low voice, "Has your Majesty not gotten up yet?"

Sheng Huaide nodded immediately, looked up and saw the old man was surprised for a moment, before he could say anything, Yan Xiuhua nodded, pushed the door open and went in.

Sheng Huaide and a group of young eunuchs stared at this warrior: respect!

At this time, Shen Chen was spread out on the bed, sleeping soundly.

The dragon bed is the most pendant, it is big, soft and comfortable, who knows who uses it!The experience is super great!

Shen Chen even had better dreams in the past few days, and today is no exception.He dreamed that he was reading a novel, eating fried chicken and drinking coke, but while he was eating, the fried chicken suddenly grew bigger, and a mouth grew to bite his face, it hurt like hell! !

Shen Chen was startled awake.

He suddenly opened his eyes, subconsciously touched his face, hiss - it really hurt a little!

But there are no tooth marks and no saliva, so it should not be biting.

Who hit him in the face?ah?Which bastard, fuck me!

He got up angrily and wanted to see who was so bold and dared to pinch the emperor, and today he wanted to let him know why Hua'er was so...red...

Facing the indifferent gaze of the person above and below the bed, Shen Chen felt a heart attack.

Yan Xiuhua looked calm, as if he was not the one who slapped the emperor in the face.

Shen Chen immediately wilted like a frosted eggplant.

Forget it, the protagonist is awesome, the protagonist is mighty, he can't handle it.

He touched his face aggrievedly, and was about to change his expression when Yan Xiuhua, who was still sullen, suddenly smiled.

Shen Chen: "???"

Is there something wrong with Ning?The rabbit is in a hurry and bites!Don't think that he has no temper, he wants this protagonist to see the dangers of society today!

"Your Majesty." After Yan Xiuhua smiled very briefly, he immediately put on a serious face, but with a smile in his eyes, he said, "It's time for you to get up."

Shen Chen: "..."

Hey, I can't cure you yet, can I?Shen Chen aggressively rolled up his sleeves and got out of bed, and ran over barefoot. When he raised his fist and stood in front of Yan Xiuhua, who was a head taller than himself, he suddenly remembered his eight-pack abs and the fact that he was imprisoned that morning. The strength of his arm.

His raised hand suddenly froze in mid-air.

When Yan Xiuhua came in just now, he planned to wake him up normally, but he was in a deep sleep and couldn't be woken up no matter what, and that little face was so tender that one couldn't help but pinch it.

He just didn't expect that his face would be so tender, and a mark would be left behind with a light touch.

Thinking about it is a bit painful.

Thinking of this, he didn't move, and planned to let the little emperor hit him twice to vent his anger.

But Shen Chen didn't know that there was such a good thing, he remembered the fate of the little emperor in the original book, and when he closed his eyes, his tightly clenched fists loosened.

Then he opened his eyes, loosened his fists and straightened Yan Xiuhua's collar, and said with a smile on his face, "Beauty Yan, what do you want from me?"

Seeing how the little emperor dared to be angry and dare not speak, Yan Xiuhua couldn't help but slightly curled his lips, and said, "It's nothing." Come here early in the morning to disturb people's dreams if there's nothing to do?Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you look good!

Yan Xiuhua: "Just to remind you, it's time for you to go to court early."

There was a big question mark on Shen Chen's small head.

Morning?Damn, shouldn't the character of the little emperor be a plaything and lose his mind and fail to go to the early dynasty?Why is it so special that you still have to go to court!He can't do anything, what can we do!

Shen Chen didn't have the time to pursue Yan Xiuhua anymore, he immediately became flustered, he subconsciously turned around to look for clothes to wear, but in a hurry he forgot that he was wearing ancient clothes, which were much longer than usual, one didn't pay attention, the whole People smashed down on the shiny bluestone slab.

Shen Chen didn't have time to react, but his eyes widened in horror.

Ahhh!Could it be that my little prince at the mahjong table is going to die here today...Huh?

The moment he was about to land, someone suddenly hugged him by the waist.

But due to gravity, the two still fell to the ground together.

Shen Chen knocked his nose on a soft and hard place, tears welled up in his eyes.

He covered his nose with tears in his eyes: "Wuwu hurts so much."

Yan Xiuhua, who was under him, didn't speak, but looked at him with his lips pursed, as if saying, why don't you get up quickly.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, thank you, thank you." Shen Chen laughed a few times, and quickly got up.

"what--!"

When he was halfway up, he was suddenly startled by a scream, and suddenly fell back.

"Ah!!!" Shen Chen widened his eyes in horror, and then hit the same soft and hard place again.

He's probably going to use up his share of stares this month by today.

He looked at Yan Xiuhua, as if he heard the sound of him vomiting blood.

But the human protagonist is different, he looks like a general, his face is blue, but he still doesn't say a word, motionless.

He quickly stood up with his arms on his arms, and at the same time subconsciously looked at the door, he saw a huge group of people blocking the door, the head regent's face was as black as pot stickers, and a little palace lady covered her mouth with both heads, her majesty was full of fun and excitement I was terrified of being unclean.

Shen Chen looked at the eyes of the group of people, and then at his position with Yan Xiuhua at this time, and immediately mmp.

I'm not me without us are innocent ah ah ah!

But before Shen Chen could explain, the door of the sleeping hall slammed and was closed by the Prince Regent himself.

Shen Chen loosened his hand and spread it back on Yan Xiuhua's body again, with a full face that he would rather go back.

It's like the death scene of a large society, he is ashamed of the little emperor's ancestors, it's better to reincarnate him as soon as possible to start a new life.

"Is Your Majesty still awake?"

Yan Xiuhua suddenly opened his mouth quietly.

"Oh." Only then did Shen Chen realize that he was still pressing on him, so he rolled to the side without getting up.

Yan Xiuhua stood up, just in time for his clothes, and then said lightly: "Are you sure you want all the civil and military officials to wait outside? There is also the regent."

As soon as these three words came out, Shen Chen stiffened like a carp, and rolled immediately.

Can't afford to be provoked, your protagonist group is so ruthless, can't he afford to be provoked! !

—

Shen Chen washed up slowly under the service of the maid, his heart was bleeding like a river, and he didn't want to go out at all.

"It doesn't matter, host, you are the emperor, they will pretend not to see it!"

A voice suddenly came out of Shen Chen's mind, making him tremble with fright.

He's really not used to this kind of communication.

"Pretend not to see, but it's not true!" Shen Chen roared, then said sadly, "Anyway, it's not you who are embarrassed, you won't understand."

System: "Hey, since that's the case, Xiao Qi has a drug that makes people lose a memory that doesn't affect the plot, do you need it~"

"Really?!" Shen Chen suddenly raised his head, startling the little maid who combed his hair, he waved his hand to show that it was okay, and asked anxiously, "Since there is such a good thing, why don't you take it out quickly, it's a big deal for me I can't help you from now on!"

The system is happier: "I'm sorry, Xiao Qi doesn't have permission to take items without permission. You must be the host to complete the task. After we give you points, you can exchange them for items~"

Shen Chen was silent for a moment: "...So are you going to follow the plot line?"

"Yes~" The system is considerate and authentic, "Do you not remember the specific tasks to come? Xiaoqi can tell you~"

"……no need."

How could he not know what the mission was?According to the plot in the book, now is the time for him to imprison and abuse the protagonist!

"That's right! Host, you have a really good memory!"

Shen Chen: "Hehe."

Even the person with the same name and surname couldn't help scolding him as a pervert when he saw what the little emperor did in the book. There were all kinds of small whips, red candles, hemp ropes, and jade sticks.To be honest, his former little virgin had never used these things in modern times, no, he had never even seen them, how could he be able to use them!

Oops, the pervert hurt me! !

System: "The props are ready. If you don't know how to use them, there are related videos here for you to watch~"

Shen Chen: "..."

You don't have to.