Sweets control the world

"Hey, Uncle Tiqi, what is this?" Shinohara Yae frowned and frowned disgustedly as she pursed her lips and looked at the thing in her hands.

Holding a stick with two fingers, the girl in a red kimono smiled gently, and her dark brown eyes looked at Tiqi, who stood aside and laughed dryly, in exchange for the other party touching her nose in embarrassment.

Tiqi turned his head away, even through the thick glasses like the bottom of a beer bottle, he could still see the drift of his eyes: "Probably... something called a baton?"

"Uncle Tiqi, I always thought that if you wore those stupid glasses of yours, you could still make a living, but now I have to suspect that it's not the thing that looks like a convex lens in your eyeball that's wrong, but There is something wrong with your retina." Gently tiptoeing, Yae Shinohara raised the stick in his hand to less than ten centimeters from the other person's eyes and shook it, his tone was gentle and full of obvious sarcasm, "Or Say, in this amazing place in Europe, that's what the baton is like?"

Because of the opponent's approaching movement, Tiqi's body involuntarily leaned back, but due to his good balance ability, he didn't feel like falling down at all, and kept it firmly at a fixed angle, hidden in the thick The eyeballs behind the glasses with the bottom of a beer bottle moved: "Yae, although it looks a bit petite, it is indeed a baton..."

"Are you kidding me, Uncle Tiqi?" There were two obvious smirks in her mouth, and a cold snort came out of the girl's nose, "This can't be regarded as 'petite' but tiny! Did you see Ever had a baton the size of a toothpick? Huh?"

The tone of the last word rose high at the end, expressing all the emotions in the girl's heart, the stick held by the middle finger and thumb of the right hand, ah no, the toothpick dangled back and forth.

It is said that it is similar to a toothpick, but in general it is quite different from a toothpick. For example, the two ends of a toothpick are pointed, but this stick is larger and slightly sharper, but it is not too sharp. the point.The entire body of the rod seems to be made of a metal material, reflecting the cold light of navy blue.

Tiqi obviously choked on her words, his neck stiffened and he couldn't say a word.

Resisting the urge to roll her eyes, Shinohara Yae kept implying to herself that she should maintain the reserved demeanor of a girl: "So, the tooth you gave me, Uncle Tiqi, ah no, does the baton have any specific function?"

"Oh, this means that you are a human being chosen by God, and you will have incredible abilities, oh...it hurts, Yae why are you poking me." He was clearly explaining seriously!

Sure enough, the girl's reserved demeanor should die!

Withdrawing the hand holding the 'toothpick', Shinohara Yae smiled softly: "That is to say, I was selected by Kami Sama to take on the important task of protecting the world? Oh no, Uncle Tiqi, do you think this is Are you shooting a boy comic? Do you think I shouted 'Shoot him, toothpick' and then it would stretch as fast as Sun Wu [beep]'s golden cudgel and make the villains in the world, my enemies into a string burn it?"

What a joke!She doesn't believe it!Unless there is proof that she is now in the world of Jump!

"Alara, Yae, don't be so nonsense..." Feeling the pain in his waist, Tiqi helplessly scratched the back of his messy head, grinning stiffly, "And why is it 'Shooting? He, toothpick'?"

"..." Shinohara Yae, who was silent for three seconds, turned to look at him expressionlessly, "It's no use pretending to be natural, Uncle Tiqi, you've passed that pure age, and you exude madao breath all over your body." Do you still think that you can go back to the time when you walked hand in hand with the girl you first fell in love with and walked down the path under the street lamp at nine o'clock in the evening?"

"Huh?" Why did he feel like the two of them were talking about something totally different?

"All in all, this kind of weak-looking thing does not meet my aesthetic standards at all! Even if Kami Sama wants to give me an artifact, it must be a cornucopia that can produce unlimited sweets!" Someone said firmly.

"Cornucopia?" People who grew up in Europe and basically never set foot outside this territory naturally have never heard of such things.

"Uncle Tiqi, you are too ignorant... The cornucopia is the magic weapon of the god Lan Caihe!"

Hearing incomprehensible words again and again from the other party, Tiqi said that he was under a lot of pressure. Why did he live so many lives? Girls despised?And if the experience he has accumulated in the previous life and the previous life tells him that the name Lan Caihe is one of the Eight Immortals in the legends of the ancient oriental country, his natal magic weapon, ah no, the fairy weapon is a How about a bamboo basket?

Pushing the slipped glasses on the bridge of his nose, Tiqi reached out and touched the head of the girl who was standing opposite him, whose height reached his chest. The brown hair felt very nice to the touch, and the lazy corner of the mouth was usually regarded as a habit. The smile was also put away: "There is something called 'holy' embedded in this baton."

"'Holy'? Uncle Tiqi, when did metal have such a frustrating name called 'Holy'?" Yae Shinohara casually played with the stick in her hand, which matched her girlish face with a kind of saying no A sense of incongruity emerges.

"Listen to me, Yae." Grinning, Tiqi, who was interrupted, didn't feel uncomfortable at all, and looked very good-tempered, "Every 'holy' will choose an apostle, and They are the "suitable ones", and their mission is to fight the 'demon' and eliminate the 'demon'. Protect the peace of the world."

"What is a devil?" The girl took a piece of chocolate cake handed over by the other party, and then cooperated with face.

"It is a vicious biochemical weapon made by the Earl of the Millennium using "machinery", "soul" and "tragedy" as materials. Its soul is controlled by the Earl of the Millennium, and it evolves through continuous killing and absorbing abilities. It is basically marked by a five-pointed star. Ah yes Well, the Earl of the Millennium is the first apostle among the thirteen Noahs, maybe you are not very familiar with it, but if you put it another way, you may be familiar with it, his original name is 'Adam'."

"It sounds like a story about a disgraced concubine who was abandoned by God, unwilling to be lonely, and then found revenge on the world to vent his snorting. The story of a third-rate vulgar plot." Licking the cocoa powder left on his fingers, Yae Shinohara Seriously smiling gently.

"Ahem..." He accidentally choked, coughed dryly twice, and then silently condoled the spherical Duke who didn't know who was hiding in that corner of the world and made demons, and Tiqi quickly returned to the main topic. : "As I said before, 'Holiness' is a mysterious substance bestowed by God. It is recorded in the past and the future. It can purify darkness. There are a total of [-] of them. They were washed to all parts of the world in the tenth generation of the Great Flood, and have been slowly passed down to this day. Those who can synchronize with 'holy' and use them are the 'lucky ones' chosen by God."

"That is to say, Uncle Tiqi, you judged that I and this thing can be synchronized through an unknown method?" How could she not know that she is still the person whom God loves and can cast grace?Or it turns out that gods are all scumbags, staring eagerly at an atheist and sticking to it.

"That's right." Seeing that Shinohara Yae understood his meaning well, Tiki was obviously relieved, "The people who have these holy people are mostly gathered by the British Black Order, and those who know them call them Black." Those of the order who possess the sanctity are 'exorcists'..."

"Sounds like a cool name?" The person who raised her eyebrows and interjected casually suddenly planned to withdraw her previous thoughts. Maybe she is really fucking in the world of "Jump" now— —Is it really her punishment for dropping a melted popsicle on "Jump" last time?

Tiqi obviously ignored her interrupting on purpose, and continued directly: "The duty of an exorcist is to bet his own life, fight against demons with holiness, and the ultimate goal is to prevent the Earl of the Millennium from launching the plan to end the world." The plan—"Three Days of Darkness". So in the process of fighting against the demons, the exorcists have to work hard to fight against the Noahs led by the Earl of the Millennium."

He felt that the most exhausting thing in his life was to give this kind of knowledge popularization class to little girls... If he could, he would not take this job like a nanny. With an extra mouth, wouldn't it be possible to starve him to death?

"So, Uncle Tiqi, what are you?" A word popped out suddenly, and the dark brown pupils stared at the scruffy-looking young man in front of him with interest. Shinohara Yae's tone was a little heavier for the face covered by the glasses.

After careful consideration, Tiqi found that no matter how she answered, there was some ambiguity. After a moment of entanglement, she chose to follow her words and said, "I am Noah." There was a little pride in her tone.

To answer honestly, the young man did not intend to hide this point, after all, according to the progress of the mission, this point must be told to her.

"Noah, who was abandoned by God, there are 13 people in total, so, Uncle Tiqi, which one are you?" In just a moment, the little baton has been played by her in various ways. The tricks, the dexterous flying fingers, the thin stick that disappeared and reappeared like magic, and the hand holding the stick waved lightly. Although there were still some discordant places, there was already a faint conductor's demeanor.

"The third apostle, representing happiness." Tiqi slightly narrowed his eyes behind the lens. Looking at this short girl, he suddenly found that the sweet and gentle smiling image in his mind had long been blurred. Can not remember.

"So, as the villain of the world who must be defeated in shonen manga, Uncle Tiqi, do you want me to help you do something?" The meaning of the negotiation is very strong, Shinohara Yae's dark brown eyes revealed a bright light It can show that she is quickly calculating the gains and losses in her heart.

"Yes, Yae is really smart." He raised his hand suddenly, took off the glasses that had been complained about countless times on his face, his skin seemed to be turning black little by little, and lifted his bangs on his forehead, revealing The cross notch appeared at some point, and the other hand flipped behind him, and then took out a certain gentleman's hat out of thin air and put it on his head. The shadow cast by the brim of the hat covered most of the exposed handsome face, although It was still the sloppy white shirt and dirty overalls, but the temperament of the whole person changed suddenly.

He was satisfied to see the girl's pupils constricted, and he was ready to receive the other party's surprised 'greeting', but he soon realized how naive his thoughts were.

"Uncle Tiqi, did you learn the transformation technique with Shui Bingyue?"

"Who?"

"Forget it, you don't understand..."

"..." Tiqi saw Shinohara Yae's eyes with compassion and gentleness at the moment, like Maria radiating light behind her.

The author has something to say: It is said that this chapter has been difficult to deliver for three days OTZ... I haven't coded this style of writing for a long time, and I can't change it ==

The tutoring side is over and there are still a few episodes left to finish, so the main content will be transferred to this article in the future. Wait for me, little fairies, let me pamper you! 【self-weight

About Yaeko's holy power... Toothpicks are awesome, aren't they?And easy to carry...→_→