[Red Mansions] The Road to Empress Dowager

Xing Xiuyan smiled and said: "Hehe, which woman has not met a scumbag in life? A scumbag is the best textbook for a woman's growth. I am quite grateful to him now."

Tu Yuanyi was disdainful: "I told you about your problems earlier, you are always soft-hearted."

Xing Xiuyan rolled her eyes and said, "It's not that I'm soft-hearted. The world is so big, and a scumbag will pass away. Life is limited, so there is no need to waste time. Besides..."

"And what?"

"Uh... nothing."

"Say!"

Xing Xiu was overwhelmed by his momentum, thinking that she hadn't said such things at all, but she didn't know that he had been emperor before, so she weighed her points and said: "I think... a saint is not suitable to comment like this. Others. Zhao Jiahuan found my friend behind my back, three thousand saints in the harem, hehe, the empress is probably much worse than me. I don’t want Zhao Jiahuan to kick him away, I still have my own different life, but the empress does cannot."

"Presumptuous!" Tu Yuanyi was furious. With a flick of his sleeves, he released his force, and there was a bang on the rockery beside him, stones and sand flew around, and smoke and dust filled the air.

Xing Xiuyan was frightened and dumbfounded. For the first time, he wondered how the emperor's tiger beard could be pulled out?

Xing Xiuyan instantly withdrew her presumptuous heart, knelt down, rushed over and hugged his thigh, instinctively pretending to be pitiful.

"I am weak, I dare not! Uncle Emperor is wise and powerful, don't be as knowledgeable as me!"

Tu Yuanyi was very angry at this moment, he took the beautiful women in the world at will, he was busy with government affairs, and she was in the south of the Yangtze River, so she finally came to Beijing.He originally intended to spoil her in Xiuyuan before hiding it from the harem, but he would have to wait a little longer to get into the palace during the draft.But it's annoying to meet such an arrogant fool.

If the woman next to him pressed down to enjoy it at any time, but he would bear it no matter how hard he faced her.What's on her mind?Relying on his love and lawlessness, she thought that this was her modern age, but she didn't know this time and the other, and she didn't think about who he was.

"Let go!"

"Don't let me go...Uncle Emperor, please spare me? Uncle Emperor is annoyed at me, but told me not to see you from now on, I might as well die..."

"Then why don't you die!?"

"Ugh..."

"Don't dare to die? So, you are lying to me, the criminal deceives the king!"

"I mean I won't die until I see my uncle again."

"I can satisfy you, never see you again!"

Xing Xiuyan burst into tears, wiped her tears on his lap, and got up on her stomach.

"Uncle, I'm going to die, you take care..."

After saying that, he turned around and ran to the pond, and turned his head to look, how could Tu Yuanyi care about her?She was also afraid of "falling out of favor" in her heart. It was really hard in this era. Even if she had the ability to make money, what she earned was not her own.

But today she told the truth. From the perspective of women's happiness, the emperor is a scumbag.But she didn't care if he was a scumbag or not her husband, so what he said was the truth.

The empress is miserable, but she doesn't know the empress, and it's the emperor's uncle who protects her.

Sure enough, he met Jin Thigh and became elated because he thought about the bright future of the princess's yamen life, so he did something stupid.

Thinking of "falling out of favor", maybe someone knew that she would embroider and catch her to embroider until she was blind, or she was good-looking and people like Xue Pan thought she would become Xiangling No. [-].

When it comes to the capital, the magistrate is small, and the official position is very important.In this day and age, Xing Zhong is not a scholar either, he can't even do farming and reading heirlooms.

Besides, if the uncle doesn't pay attention to her, she will feel very lonely living in this world.

Could it be that if you die and show him, he can calm down?And he is also a soft-hearted person. It is not a time when he is not angry in 20, but as long as she is miserable, there is no time when he does not show up to pick her up.

Xing Xiuyan clenched her fists, gritted her teeth and jumped down.

Tu Yuan was getting annoyed when he suddenly heard the sound of water by the pond, this garden is a relatively private place for him, and no one who is close to him is allowed to enter unless summoned.In fact, he will do his exercises here, and sometimes he will practice some martial arts moves, and sometimes he will enter the space to fetch things, and he doesn't want others to see him.

No one in the garden made the sound of water except her.

Tu Yuanyi walked to the pond, and he could still see the ripples of the water by the moonlight, but people couldn't see it.

"Xiuxiu, don't mess around with me, come out soon!"

But the water surface gradually stabilized and there was no sound. Tu Yuanyi couldn't help feeling a little worried, and shouted again: "Xin Xiuyan! Get out of here! If you mess around again, I'll kill Xing Zhong!"

"..." The water waves calmly reflected the moonlight, but no one responded to him.

You can't be so stupid, can you?

Xin Xiuyan, you have the guts!Tu Yuanyi took off his cloak and jumped into the pool, groping under the dark water for a long time to no avail.

In the end, he focused his attention on perception, only to find a weak spiritual power in one place, he swam over, and finally touched her body, at this time she was already unknown.

Xing Xiuyan didn't really want to die at first, but just wanted him to calm down, what she should do when she jumped down was to express that she felt that the pools she used to swim in back then were good, and she wanted to dive to the bottom and stay there for a while.But she didn't think about it, back then she was a ghost, her body was still a lotus root, and the pond was a spiritual spring, which was very different from this situation.

She accidentally stepped on a sharp rock at the bottom of the water, her feet hurt, she couldn't help but want to scream, she choked on a mouthful of water, life was worse than death, she wanted to struggle up, but her foot was hooked, another mouthful of water was choked in, and then she died There is no more, it is really bad luck.

Tu Yuanyi jumped ashore with someone in his arms, and felt that she was breathless, but when he touched her carotid artery, there was a slight beating.

Tu Yuanyi pressed her stomach to make her spit out water, and stimulated her lungs with spiritual energy.She coughed and spit out a lot of water, coughing non-stop, clutching her neck in pain.

When Xing Xiuyan woke up, she felt that her lungs were about to burst, and there were thousands of ants biting inside. She coughed non-stop, and then her stomach churned, and she spat out a mouthful of water.

She vomited dizzily before she recovered and saw Tu Yuanyi who was also drenched all over.His pair of phoenix eyes were like cold stars, and he glanced at her coldly.

Golden thighs!

"Uncle Emperor, I don't want to die! Please spare me!"

"Next time I will be presumptuous and I will not forgive you lightly!"

Xing Xiuyan knew that this matter was finally over, the golden thigh did not fly away, but she knelt down on the ground sincerely and worshiped: "My lady, thank you Lord for your kindness, long live my emperor, long live, long live."

Tu Yuanyi's phoenix eyes flickered slightly, and at this moment, his plan to pamper her in Xiuyuan rested in his heart.

……

Xing Xiuyan was sitting in the bathtub washing her body and hair, which was really strange. After taking two baths a day, she was almost like a spider.

She asked Tu Yuanyi in the cubicle, "Uncle Emperor, you didn't put fertilizer in the pond, did you?"

Tu Yuanyi also recuperated in the imperial bathtub, and the eunuchs and maids waiting for the bath were also sent away.

"What fertilizer?"

"Didn't you plant a lotus? Will you put some...then what? I drank so much water."

"Probably not." He didn't know whether to comfort her or comfort himself, but thinking that she drank something, those cherry lips didn't taste like a good thing.

Suddenly I heard her say: "Uncle, it seems that you have met all the most embarrassing appearances in my life. I really can't even pretend in the future."

"What do you want to pretend?"

"Women like bright moonlight and white lotuses. Elegant, holy and weak, don't all men protect such women?" Xing Xiuyan replied naturally, without much thought.

Tu Yuanyi opened his eyes, with a playful expression on his face, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said, "Then you can pretend to let me see. If you pretend well, I will naturally love you more."

"Oh, the emperor's uncle sees thousands of miles away, you must be able to see the heart of my rough man from the appearance of the white lotus."

"Not necessarily."

"Uncle, do you think I'm cheap?"

"……what?"

"If I hadn't been cheap, I would have thought it would be nice to be a 'bamboo piece' for my uncle. Without my uncle by my side, I wouldn't be so happy even as the master. It's the servility in my bones that grows up in an era of freedom and equality. No, it’s still your emperor’s arrogance, isn’t it, the arrogance is too strong?”

Tu Yuanyi snorted and said, "It's mainly because you are stupid."

Xing Xiuyan yawned, got up and wiped her hair to tidy up, then dried her body, put on the clothes prepared by the ladies in the court, and added a layer of gauze to her stomach pocket, she was also drunk.

"Does the pajamas in your palace look like this? I knew I would have brought them myself."

Tu Yuanyi put on his clothes and came from the cubicle. What he saw was that she was wearing a red apron, obscene pants, and a white gauze robe dragging on the ground.

The wet hair was still wrapped in a dry cloth, she turned her head and smiled awkwardly, but she thought he hadn't seen it before, so she slowed down.Thinking about it, it was his magical magic that transformed the lotus root before. He didn't know it. It's just that the essence of the inner core is different, and some functions are missing.

"Uncle, it turns out that your palace is quite unrestrained..."

But he didn't look much, and threw one of his cloaks over, Xing Xiuyan immediately put it on, dragging it on the floor again.

She wiped her hair and said, "In this era, it's not suitable to wash your hair at night. There's no hair dryer, and it's too humid to sleep like this. Uncle, where is my room?"

Tu Yuanyi said, "You sleep on the floor."

Xing Xiuyan jumped: "No way? Why am I still sleeping on the ground? I'm not Ah Piao now, the ground is too cold with a mortal body!"

Tu Yuanyi was annoyed: "Then is it possible that I slept on the floor? You slept on the bed?"

Xing Xiuyan said: "With so many palace buildings in Xiuyuan, there isn't even a single empty room?"

"Your room is not prepared."

"I'll squeeze out of the room with the mothers and maids." Xing Xiuyan thought about it, and then said: "Uncle Emperor, we are human beings now, and we are different from before."

"What's the difference?"

"How should I put it...In the ancient world, men and women slept in the same room at seven years old, and people would think that our uncles and nephews were incestuous and adulterous, and the etiquette is very good. Then, they picked me up and stuffed me into a pig cage, and the river sank with a plop."

"..." Tu Yuanyi raised his eyebrows and said, "Anyway, if you want to sink Jiang, you will also sink you. What does it have to do with me?"

"Hey... how can you be so cruel? If I really commit adultery, I will sink, but I have lived two lifetimes, and I have never smelled the smell of a man before sinking like this. I am worse than Dou E injustice."

Tu Yuanyi walked out of the bathroom with his hands behind his back, leading to the sleeping hall, Xing Xiuyan was dumbfounded, and followed after having no other choice.