There are a lot of bullshit on the Internet, so naturally there are also a lot of comments made by the bullshit.

Don't care about how other people explain it, this will always cover your ears, with a look of "I don't listen, I just don't listen", and I am blind to other people's comments on the Internet, only talking about myself Thought of the "truth" words.

The blind and disdainful look of the gangsters makes people angry when they really look at it, but the guesses they said are imaginations that have appeared countless times before, and the fans suffer from no conclusive evidence, so the fans really say But these gangsters.

What's worse is that they not only can't speak up to this group of gangsters, but because they gave this group of gangsters popularity, the comments of gangsters have become popular searches, and some passers-by have been fooled by gangsters, thinking that fans and fans are now carnival premature.

[Damn, I'm so angry, these bitches are too good at beeping! 】

Looking at the comments of Yuxi Xi and Lu Yan, the fans' fists grew bigger.

But this is of no use!

Although the gangsters spoke in a bit of a yin and yang manner, but what they said was a common phenomenon before. If they really cared about it, it would not be very good for passers-by. But if they don't care about it, they feel like they have been fed shit.

Fortunately, the team of Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan is reliable, but within two days, they officially announced that Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan will be participating in the big Hollywood production - "Elf King".

Now, the fans are excited!

[Wow, is it actually "Elf King"?Xixi and Mr. Lu are amazing! ! 】

As soon as the words "Elf King" came out, all the fans, including passers-by, couldn't help but widen their eyes.

want!Know!road! The film "Elf King" is Hollywood's masterpiece this year!

There were several super first-line stars in China who wanted to go to the cast before, but without exception, they were all rejected.

[Hahahahaha~ I knew that Mr. Lu and Xixi were reliable, one played the former elf king and the other played the elf elder. You must know that these two characters are very good in the book! 】

Although these two roles are only small roles, even though the combined roles of these two roles are not as good as the leading roles, these two roles are not a set-piece!

This alone is enough to make fans of Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan feel elated, not to mention that the characters of these two movie characters are well-designed, and they are lovable characters!

Adding up the two points, the fans think they are enough to defeat the gangsters.

But--would the bully be afraid of you?

[Hey, isn't it just a small role, don't act like a Hollywood protagonist, is it necessary?What a mess of ugly people! 】

【Haha, it’s okay to say that ugly people do more mischief. After all, those two people are indeed not ugly and they are very good-looking, but——it’s true that they think highly of themselves!Where does this go?Why can't you wait to jump out and say that you got a good role?Hehe, we’ll have to wait until the movie is released to find out if it’s a good character or not. Fans of some people should stop jumping now. The higher the beating, the worse it will end. After all... the Internet has memories~ 】

How else can we say that the barbarians are always annoying!

This technique of precisely stepping on the mine point is really annoying.

But they don't swear at others, but they look down on all kinds of positive side talk inside and out, which makes them feel uncomfortable, and they are afraid that people will think they are making a big deal out of a molehill, and they are afraid of annoying passers-by.

Enduring and holding back for several days, Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan's fans finally lay flat.

Hey……!

There is only so much time in a person's life, and it is too late for the people he likes, so why waste it with these annoying idiots?

Okay, don't you think it's not a bad thing to get a Hollywood role even if you step on our idol?

That's fine, let's not discuss this news, we can always discuss their acting skills, right?

You know that "Wu Shuang" just won the Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film, so you can still laugh at their poor acting skills?

Oh, by the way, there is also "Stick to the Mountains and Rivers", which is currently in the hit theaters. Now its box office is also rising steadily, and its reputation is also very good. Can we say that?

Facts have proved that thinking about problems from another angle is indeed better than digging into a dead end.

The gangsters did have something to say, but in the face of the facts, their biased words didn't get the chance for Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan's fans to come on stage, and they were torn apart by the ordinary audience.

[Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard, I thought how powerful these gangsters are, but this is the end? 】

[Look at these two comments [picture] [picture], I have to say that the netizens this year are really talented, but what they said casually, why are they so reasonable! ! ! ! 】

Don't talk about anything else, if you do what you want, if you can't do it, don't beep, this sentence will make people slap their thighs happily.

Seeing those gangsters being chased and scolded by others is really refreshing!

And through this incident, fans also found a rhythm to make trouble.

They no longer mentioned what role Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan got in Hollywood, but instead mentioned their current movies and works.

Whether a work is good or bad, the public has its own standards in mind.

For a good film, as long as it is not exaggerated too much, even if it exaggerates a flower, people can understand and accept it.

So what's wrong with praising "Wu Shuang" and "Stick to the Mountains and Rivers"?

These two works are clearly excellent classics, and they are worthy of praise.

And they didn't deliberately exaggerate, they just learned some rhetorical techniques in Chinese, and then referred to how the ancients used beautiful words to praise others, and then borrowed and applied them themselves. What is this?

Oh, you don't understand, oh, you think it's exaggerated?

Hehe, it must be because you haven't learned it!

Post a comment when you're done learning the allusion they're using and what it's saying.

These Lie Sao operations can make the gangster very angry.

If they want to have this literary accomplishment, why don't they get used to one or the other?

Heitui, isn't it just a comment on the Internet, what kind of allusions are you pretending to us here?

You will make allusions about how amazing you are.

[Hee hee~ Facts have proved that I know allusions, I am really amazing, you scumbags are capable of taking on the challenge, this lady will help your Chinese teacher make up lessons for you for free, needless to say thank you! /smile.jpg]

Gang Jing: QAQ is very angry, but there is nothing he can do.

Fan: Hahahaha, deserve it!

People who are cheap have their own money, and if the sky doesn't take it, we will take it! ! !

……

the other side of the ocean

Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan were too busy, so they missed the wonderful scene of their fans brutalizing the gangsters.

The two of them received a total of three movie audition invitations, but only one of the three movie audition invitations had interesting roles, and the other audition invitations were all soy sauce roles.

Knowing this, Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan resolutely rejected the two dispensable auditions, and only went all out for the "Elf King" audition.

As this year's Hollywood masterpiece, "The Elf King" has actually started filming long ago.

It has all the protagonists and supporting roles, except for the two roles of the former Elf King and the elder left from the era of the former Elf King. Up to now, director Pierre has not found a suitable candidate, so until now, the director has not yet Shot scenes related to these two characters.

During this time, Pierre has considered countless actors, but to be honest, none of them are suitable!

At the very least, they didn't have that kind of "incomparable beauty given by God", so no matter how many stars they auditioned, Pierre still couldn't find the one he was satisfied with.

Originally, if no suitable former elf king and his elders were found this month, Pierre could only choose from the shortlist that had been auditioned before!

But now, he immediately took a fancy to Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan!

Elves, the most beautiful creatures in the world.

When he saw Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan, Pierre couldn't help but think of this sentence.

So at that time, he immediately gave the two of them his business card and invited them to audition.

Sure enough, the two people who came to audition were not only affirmed by him, but also affirmed by the screenwriter and author!

Especially the author, her eyes lit up when she saw Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan.

Her palpable joy was in stark contrast to the serious frown she used to have in auditions!

Because "Elf King" has been launched for a while, and the role of the former Elf King and Elf Elder has been pushed to the back, and now it has reached a point where it has to be filmed, so after the audition, Mu Yuxi He and Lu Yan joined the group immediately, and after joining the group, the two didn't even have time to rest, and the continuous filming made Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan lose weight.

Fortunately, because they hadn't found any roles before, the roles of the two were particularly concentrated. In addition, the two roles themselves did not have many roles, so even though a scene was added in the middle, after three weeks of busy work, Mu Yuxi and Lu The banquet is over.

Before leaving, the other actors in the crew hugged them reluctantly. They even made an appointment with Mu Yuxi to ask for a video in the future, and Mu Yuxi had to continue teaching them "gongfu".

Mu Yuxi's face froze with laughter at this.

He explained many times that in fact he doesn't know kung fu. The moves he used to be handsome were all learned from "Wu Shuang" and "Stick to the Mountains and Rivers". In addition, he has great strength that is different from ordinary people, so he is so amazing. Effect.

However, this group of little foreigners didn't know what was going on. Whenever he told the truth, they looked at him with a look of "I understand, we all understand". When Mu Yuxi declined them, they even Confidently say something like "Oh, Mu, we know that people in Huaguo need to learn Kung Fu from a teacher", "Mu, I want to worship you as a teacher.", "Mu, I know learning Kung Fu is not that easy, but please rest assured, I will try my best to show you my determination."

Mu Yuxi was dumbfounded at the time.

Are you trying to show me your determination?

The problem is that you know what you want to do, you just let me see your determination!

Even if I see your determination again, I won't know how to kung fu!

And the fact that I can kick a chair into pieces isn't because of my fancy moves, it's purely because of my strength.

If this is considered "internal strength", then I'm afraid you have to go back to your mother's womb to rebuild it!

Seeing this group of radiant foreigners making an appointment with him to learn "Kung Fu" via video with a gloomy face, Mu Yuxi was full of words and wanted to complain.

But my international friends say that they are actually trying to learn to put on airs and pretend to be aggressive. Now that they have talked to this point, Mu Yuxi is really embarrassed to refuse.

In the end, he could only follow their ideas and teach them some ostentation. For this reason, Mu Yuxi specially asked Hua Guo's staff to find two martial arts instructors for him, so he insisted on learning some cool tricks in his spare time while filming. action.

Not to mention, with his face, figure and his strange strength, Mu Yuxi really looks like a martial arts master!

Mu Yuxi:) This is so good, I can’t even tell./Smile.jpg

After bidding farewell to this group of enthusiastic international friends, Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan couldn't wait to get on the plane.

After hearing the familiar Chinese prompt from their ears, the two of them felt that they had returned to their comfort zone.

When I saw the flight attendant on Air China, this sense of comfort turned into a relaxed and happy mood.

"Hey... It's better for our country. I can't get enough to eat during this time in the United States."

Mu Yuxi rubbed his empty stomach and complained to Lu Yan.

Thinking of the steak and burgers he had eaten during this time, he couldn't help but feel nauseous.

It is not that there is no food abroad, but Mu Yuxi has an authentic Chinese stomach. It is not impossible to eat other things, but it will really hurt if you eat it for a long time.

However, the filming cycle of "The Elf King" is tight, and although they don't have many scenes, they are not too small. Even if the filming is concentrated, it will take three weeks to finish the filming. It is definitely not easy, so there is no way to eat too much pay attention to.

In addition, although there are Chinese restaurants here, the dishes in those Chinese restaurants have been improved after all. Compared with Chinese people, they may be more suitable for the appetite of American people.

So during this period of time, even though someone specially assigned to deliver big meals to Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan every day, in the last few days of eating, both Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan embarked on the road of eating instant noodles.

Hey, don't mention it, instant noodles are convenient, simple and delicious.

"I can't wait to go home and eat delicious food." Mu Yuxi said bitterly.

Lu Yan gently stroked his thin and pointed cheeks, and said with distressed eyes: "I was wrong before, I should find a cook from China to cook for you."

Speaking of this, not only Lu Yan regretted it, but even Mu Yuxi regretted it.

At first, he thought that he would only stay in the United States for three weeks, which was no problem at all, so he justly rejected Lu Yan's idea of ​​"inspiring teachers and mobilizing people", and it turned out that it was just over two weeks later. I just feel like it won't work.

But at this time, there are only a few days left before returning to the country. It is so troublesome to apply for air routes, find a chef, pack tableware and seasonings, plus the flight time from China to the United States. It is estimated that the chef will not stay for two days They will go back one day, so why is the chef here?They might as well eat instant noodles!

In this way, Mu Yuxi lived the life of eating all-you-can-eat instant noodles that he longed for when he was a child.

And the sequelae are - now he wants to vomit when he sees the instant noodles.

Mu Yuxi: In the end, life still has a black hand on me/Crying.jpg

Nodding Mu Yuxi's forehead, Lu Yan's deep eyes were full of helplessness, he rolled up the blanket for Mu Yuxi, and said softly: "Go to sleep, and go back when you wake up, when the time comes, let's go home and eat Uncle Wang's dishes."

Mu Yuxi glanced at Lu Yan, a sad look appeared on his delicate and beautiful face, he looked at Lu Yan dejectedly and said: "Hmph, you shouldn't mention Uncle Wang, I'm hungry when you mention Uncle Wang gone."

hungry?

Lu Yan had no choice but to pat him on the head.

But in fact, they had just eaten a large serving of top-notch snowflake steak before they left, so he knew that what Xixi said about being hungry was actually greedy.

But don't talk about Mu Yuxi, Lu Yan is also greedy. He really hasn't eaten Chinese food for a long time, and he feels that something is wrong with him.

"Hey, I really want to go back to China right away."

"The plane flies so slowly, I should have bought a ticket for Shandong Airlines."

"The captain who has never flown a bomber can't do it. This speed can't be slow, heck."

Mu Yuxi beeped in Lu Yan's ear, it could be heard that he really wanted to go back quickly.

But Mu Yuxi didn't wake up for long, and he fell asleep after about half an hour after boarding the plane.

Seeing Mu Yuxi falling into a sweet dreamland, Lu Yan also closed his eyes and fell asleep, and soon, he also fell asleep.

It may be because they haven't slept too much recently, so when the two woke up, they had already returned to China.

They squeezed in the crowd and left in a low-key manner. With the support of assistants and bodyguards, they got into the nanny car, and then the nanny car drove towards the direction of the house.

When the two returned home, the meal had already been set.

Looking at these meals, Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan couldn't help quickening their pace.

Seeing this scene, the housekeeper's grandfather felt distressed.

"Master, you have suffered a lot. You have been abroad for so long, but you have no food. How pitiful."

Thinking of Mu Yuxi having no food abroad, the old housekeeper almost shed tears.

But now, looking at Mu Yuxi's thinner face, he was really distressed, and said repeatedly: "Master, next time we go abroad, we must bring a chef, look, you have nothing to eat I'm hungry and thin, hurry up and eat something."

If it wasn't for Lu Yan, if Lu Yan wasn't Mu Yuxi's boyfriend, the old housekeeper probably would have really done such a thing as bringing all the meals to Mu Yuxi for him to eat.

But Lu Yan is considered one of his own after all, so he wouldn't favor one another so much.

But just seeing his loving eyes falling on Mu Yuxi again and again, Lu Yan knew that he was at most a casual thing in the old housekeeper's heart.

But he is not jealous, not to mention watching Mu Yuxi grow up, he regards Mu Yuxi as the old housekeeper of his own grandson, even the road banquet, at this moment he can't wait for Mu Yuxi to eat all the dishes on the table, Then it would be good to re-raise the meat that fell during this period.

Under the two people's cramming feeding, Mu Yuxi's eyes couldn't help but smile, and finally, when he burped in satisfaction and drank the soup served to him by the butler grandpa, Lu Yan also put down the bowl and chopsticks.

"Master, I see that you and Mr. Lu are very tired. Would you like to go to sleep first?"

Although it is still early, the thick dark circles under the eyes of the two of them are very distressing.

Just looking at the concentration of the dark circles under their eyes, it is clear that they must not have slept well during this period of time.

but--

Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan sighed at the same time, and declined the housekeeper's kindness.

Mu Yuxi & Lu Yan shook their heads at the same time and said, "I can't sleep, we have to record a show later."

Since the release of "Stick to the Mountain and River", he and Lu Yan, the two protagonists of the movie, have not participated in promotional activities.

Now, the box office of "Stick to the Mountain and River" is soaring, and its release will be delayed, and the lead actor just came back from Hollywood, so they all have to make some contributions out of reason.

Therefore, "Invincible Confrontation", which originally only invited the supporting roles of "Stick to the Mountain and River", ushered in a big surprise!

Tonight's recording will not only include the supporting roles of "Stick to the Mountain and River", but also the two leading actors, Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan!

After receiving the news, Apple TV immediately started to promote it. Although it hadn't been recorded yet, this episode was already remembered by everyone. After the recording was finished, it was sent to be edited and inserted into the latest broadcast.

【ah!ah!ah!Damn, which sister has live tickets for tonight's "Super Rivalry"?I double the money, is there anyone out there?Come find me if you have any! ! ! 】

[Same request for on-site tickets +1, Qiuqiu sisters, have you bought a ticket but have something to do?I charge a high price here!Absolutely don’t let the sisters lose money, if it’s the one who booked air tickets and hotels in other places, I’m willing to make up the money, just ask for an on-site ticket! ! ! 】

After knowing that Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan were going to participate in the recording of "Invincible Confrontation" tonight, the fans who hadn't seen them for a long time went crazy with excitement. They asked for live tickets everywhere, and they didn't care about the high price or not.

But...they couldn't receive the on-site tickets at all.

After all, this recording was originally attended by the guests of "Stick to the Mountain and River", so many of the people who bought tickets were movie fans or fans of the same city.

They were willing to buy tickets to watch the show without Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan around, but now with Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan, how could they sell tickets!

[Ahem, it’s not that no one sells tickets. As far as I know, two sisters sold their on-site tickets. To tell you the truth, I’m actually moved too, ah, after all...she gave too much too much! ! ! 】

【Can you imagine?Someone actually paid five times or ten times the price for on-site tickets! !Although I'm a fan of Xixi and Mr. Lu, but 1 yuan per ticket, my God, who would be hard on money, even star chasing dogs have to eat! 】

1 yuan per ticket?

The whole network was shocked when the price was revealed.

Isn't it just a show recording live ticket?Usually you can buy it for more than 1000, but now it has almost ten times the price?

Damn, is it true that Mu Yuxi and Lu Yan are the wealth codes that netizens ridiculed before?

My god, there are people who buy ten times more, the purchasing power of this group of fans is too strong!

however--

[Hehe, you thought you were someone else's fan, but this is a curtain fan and a road feast!These two fans, especially the screen fans, made a lot of money before, especially the kryptonites, the amount of money they earned is uncountable]

[This is true, among other things, as far as I know, there is a star-chaser girl in my school, Teidu University of Foreign Studies, and she earned millions because of Mu Yuxi, so this ticket money is compared to what they earn Sprinkle water for money]

Netizen: dumbfounded.jpg

How many millions did you earn?

Why, why can chasing stars still make money?

This is not scientific at all!

Shouldn't chasing stars cost money? ? ?

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