It is said that only Yan can play [entertainment circle]

A few years later, a great travel anchor will come to Wuling Town. Because he was hungry, he saw a steamed stuffed bun shop on the road and went in to buy something to fill his stomach. He never thought that the steamed stuffed bun was surprised by him as soon as he entered it. God!

Right now, he was squatting in someone else’s steamed stuffed bun shop and almost broke his stomach. Finally, he saw that he had eaten eight or nine steamed stuffed buns. The store refused to sell him any more steamed stuffed buns for fear that he would have problems eating them, and then gave him his own steamed stuffed buns. After watching him eat the Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets, let him go!

And the anchor's inadvertent eating and broadcasting successfully made the steamed stuffed bun shop popular.

Since then, countless people have come to buy buns.

However - the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop is not short of money!

His family made some money from demolition, and then his son and daughter gave up their money and got good jobs, so the boss didn't worry about money at all.

You know, his family still lives in a villa!If it wasn't because he was too old to part with the steamed stuffed bun shop passed down from his ancestors and wanted to find something to do, he would have closed the steamed stuffed bun shop long ago to enjoy retirement.

And the boss is really rich and willful!

Although he also hired people, he only sells 1 buns every day, and when they are sold out, they close the shop.As a result, it was sold out within two or three hours every day!

So, since the steamed stuffed bun shop is not well-known yet, Mu Yuxi is not allowed to eat steamed stuffed buns in the shop, and buy some more to take away? !

……

With the temptation to eat, no one in the program team woke up early.

Running out for breakfast between five and six?

No one could have imagined this state!

This is not the routine of ordinary young people in their twenties! ! !

So after the people in the program group woke Wuyou up at six o'clock, they gave Wuyou a wake-up task with a smile!

Wuyou had messy bird hair, and he kept yawning.

He broadcasted live last night too late, he didn't go to bed until almost two o'clock, and he only slept for a few hours now, but he was woken up so early.

Wu You didn't want to worry about the wake-up task, he just wanted to go back to sleep, but the program crew ruthlessly picked him up from the bed, threw him a big bag of wake-up props, and drove him out of the room.

Wuyou:? ? ?

Wu You, who was barefoot, was angry: "You guys let me put on my shoes!"

As a result, after he finished scolding, someone actually opened the door for him, but—they threw the shoes to Wu You and then closed the door.

Wuyou:? ? ?Depend on! ! !

Knowing that they couldn't let him go back to sleep, Wuyou resignedly opened the bag, and after seeing these so-called wake-up props, he was completely awake.

He couldn't help staring at the director team with wide eyes, and Naishuai's face was full of disbelief: "Aren't you? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, you asked me to use these props to wake up other people ?? Are you sure I won't be killed by them???"

This director team has won the bamboo shoots!Look at what's there, he's scared just by looking at it, and they let him use these things to provide the so-called wake-up service, he's afraid that after waking people up, he won't be able to sleep for a long time!

However, the ruthless and unreasonable director team didn't care about Wuyou's collapse at all, they just wanted Wuyou to do things!

Seeing that Wu You couldn't help it, he had no choice but to take those wake-up props sadly and happily to provide wake-up service for other guests.

As the main executor, Wuyou has the right to choose the order of the people who enjoy the wake-up service.

Standing at the entrance of the corridor, he scratched his head and thought for a long time. Finally, he chose Che Dongshu, a handsome 28-year-old Korean boy with single eyelids.

Wu You tiptoed to the door of Che Dongshu's room, saw the director's team quickly opened the door, and then a staff member quickly went in to take a look, and when he found that there was no place to code, he immediately rushed to Wu You beckoned, his impatient look made Wu You quite speechless.

speak!road!reason!

In "Speed", there is currently only one winner for all the tasks, so this has also led to the basic silos of recording programs. Even if there is occasional cooperation, it is only a temporary cooperation, and the alliance will still be cancelled.

Can!now!exist!The director gave him a wake-up call!

Wuyou didn't even need to think about it to know what he had to face after the wake-up call!

Among other things, he will definitely be targeted by those people when the program is recorded later, and then let alone temporarily cooperate with others, I am afraid that other people will cooperate with him!

The bigger and bigger Wu You immediately looked at the director with a crying face, but the director was unmoved and even signaled him to complete the task quickly.

After struggling for a long time, Wu You really couldn't find a solution. In the end, he stared helplessly, and said in a broken jar, "Forget it, forget it, I will be targeted later anyway, or I will play bigger Bar!"

The director didn't speak, but it can be seen from the slightly raised corners of his mouth - he obviously also wanted to watch Wuyou play big.

however--

He said he wanted to play big Wuyou, skipping the water basin, gongs and drums, horns, suona... Finally, he took out a toy in the shape of a small red firecracker.

Carrying the small firecracker toy, Wu You lightly threw himself on the bed of Che Dongshu, and then turned on the button.

"Crackling..." A string of loud firecrackers sounded immediately.

But I don't know if it's because Chinese people are resistant to the sound of firecrackers, so Che Dongshu didn't have a big reaction after hearing the sound of firecrackers. He just pulled the quilt to cover his head in a daze, and muttered vaguely: " It's a happy event for Nari Youban."

Seeing this, Wu You stuffed the firecracker toy directly into Che Dongshu's bed without even thinking about it, forcing him to wake up.

Che Dongshu's long and narrow phoenix eyes were slightly swollen, and it could be seen that he had just woken up.

Opening his eyes in a daze, looking at a group of people standing beside his bed, Che Dongshu felt his scalp explode instantly.

He quickly pulled up the quilt, retreated to the head of the bed, and said quickly with the look of a good woman meeting a hooligan: "What are you doing?"

Facing his reaction, Wuyou was extremely wronged, his fair and handsome face was full of displeasure: "Why do you give me back? Do you think I will molest you? I am providing you with wake-up service!"

After finishing speaking, Wuyou Xiaozuibaba continued: "The director woke me up early this morning, and then gave me a big bag of so-called wake-up props for me to use on you...just now he wanted me to Let me show you how powerful it is, it’s because of our friendship that I chose the little firecracker for you, otherwise..."

Wu You didn't finish his sentence, he just threw the wake-up props in the bag on the bed, and motioned Che Dongshu to watch for himself!

Seeing that Che Dongshu almost popped his eyeballs, Wu You said in a snarky voice, "Look, I'll treat you better? I just chose a firecracker, which is already the best among all the toys." .”

Che Dongshu: It's suffocating, but I can't refute it.

Looking at the bed wake-up props, Che Dongshu's face turned blue, and then he looked at Wuyou with sympathy.

Obviously, at this moment, he also thought of the pitfalls of the wake-up call!

However, before he could express his sympathy and pity, Wu You suddenly picked up the wake-up props scattered on the bed, and then gave him a sympathetic look.

Seeing Wu You's sympathetic gaze, Che Dongshu suddenly had an ominous premonition, and soon he experienced this premonition.

Wu You brought the bag containing the wake-up props to him, and said with a bright smile: "Brother Dong, come quickly, I'll leave this bag to you, and it's time for you to play the next one!"

Che Dongshu looked at Wuyou in a daze, he was at a loss and said, "Wait, isn't this your task?"

After saying that, Che Dongshu "deng, deng, deng" ran away again, just like what Wuyou was holding was not a bag containing gadgets, but some man-eating beast.

However - what is the difference between Wuyou's bag and a man-eating beast? ? ?

Wuyou chased after him quickly, he blocked his escape route, but he still didn't get there in the end, with his hips akimbo, Wuyou looked at Che Dongshu who was almost missing the wall, he panted and said: "Dong Geye, you Just stop struggling, our task is to wake up others in turn, no matter how hard you struggle, you still have to do the task!"

In fact, this was compiled by Wuyou, in fact there is no such rule at all!

After waking him up this morning, the director team gave him a bag of toys, and then gave him a task - asking him to use these toys to wake up the guests!

But after waking Che Dongshu up, Wuyou suddenly thought of one thing, that is—the director team asked him to use these toys to wake up the guests, but the director team didn't say that other guests couldn't help!

That being the case, it would be better to lead the trouble to the east and drag everyone into the water, otherwise it would be too miserable to be the target of public criticism.

Che Dongshu stopped, looked at Wu You in doubt and said, "Are you serious? Can I trust you?"

Wu You nodded resolutely, and said calmly, "Of course, can I still lie to you? Besides, it's very simple to obtain evidence for this task. If you don't believe me, just ask the director, and they will definitely tell you."

No matter what you ask, it's useless to ask the director anyway, and they won't answer.

Hehe, it's just a tool man!

Maybe it was because Wuyou's tone was too righteous, which made Che Dongshu really believe it.

With a bitter face, he took the wake-up toy from Wuyou's hand, and then weepingly chose the next victim amidst Wuyou's urging voice.

But Che Dongshu cried and cried, but the speed at which he chose to wake up the person was really fast. In just a few seconds, he decided who his next wake-up person was, and after the decision was made, he was excited I picked tools from the bag Wuyou gave me.

Wu You watched him pick up the basin, the trumpet, and the gong, and keep looking at them, and finally put them down with a look of disgust.

Soon, his eyes lit up again, and he picked out a suona from the bag.

Wuyou:? ? ?Suona?

Wu You: Damn, this dude is so ruthless!

After choosing the suona, Che Dongshu looked at the camera with a smile and said, "Hahahahaha, I will choose this suona. Come on, let me play the suona for Lao Qin."

Wuyou: Give Qin Jian some wax!

Very good, as expected, everyone can afford it better than him. I have to say that he is a good way to bring troubles to others, so good that the effect of the show is great!

As a guest, he really paid too much for this program group!

Wu You proudly gave the silent director beside him a teasing look, and he was secretly laughing.

Then he followed Che Dongshu cautiously and witnessed the tragedy that Che Sudong brewed with his own eyes.

He obviously slept well in the morning, but he was woken up by someone blowing a suona in his ear. At that moment, Qin Jian was almost scared to death.

The sudden loud noise made him think it was an earthquake.

When he got up and found out that it was Che Dongshu who was playing tricks, Qin Jian was so angry that he got up from the bed and wanted to beat him up.

Fortunately, Che Dongshu begged for mercy in time, and then handed over the wake-up task and the wake-up props, and Qin Jian blew the suona in both ears before it was over.

Qin Jian stared uprightly at the program group, and he said to the director group majesticly: "No, I can't be with two inhuman people!"

But as soon as he finished speaking, he decisively picked up the water basin in the tool bag, and said with a sinister smile: "Hey, if you use sound to attack, then I will use water to attack, hahahahaha, let's see who is better at that time."

Wuyou:? ? ?

Wuyou: Put on a shock mask.

I'm sorry I was naive, so it turns out that I don't want to be with you?

Let me go, it's just that the blue is better than the blue, and it's a fart to get along with them, no wonder you say you don't get along with them, Brother Qin is the one who really wants to make trouble!

The author has something to say: Alas, this is because the coding speed is too slow. Now I start coding every day when I open my eyes, and I don’t stop until I almost go to sleep. The pressure of coding is so great that I didn’t come to M last month. Come_(:з」∠)_

So after the third update of this month, the big snowflakes should be around nine days next month. I need to take a rest and go to the doctor by the way.